Chapter 23. Flaunting the appearance of the willow gods
The maidservant Chunxing got the master's order, and took Liu Wenyang to the side room.
While walking, the maid kept saying: "Liu Gongzi is strange, our wife has been a little bad tempered these days because of trivial matters at home, but she is usually very good." It's just that I suffered you and was scolded alive. ”
"Yes, your lady has a good heart, but I came to scold, this is called 'walking in the dark, and if you have bad luck, you will hit the grave'!" Liu Wenyang didn't have a good airway.
Chun Xing snorted, "What you said is too evil, who will hit the grave for no reason, isn't it self-inflicted!" ”
"What's the bad luck, I'm not only going to hit your grave later, but I'm also going to move your grave!" Liu Wenyang said, "For a hundred taels of silver, I can be regarded as a free man!" ”
"Giggle......" Chun Xing couldn't help but laugh when she saw what he said, "Having said that, it's actually quite easy to make money in your business, just by helping to take a look at feng shui, you can earn a hundred taels of silver." Chunxing's tone was a little envious. You are so young, it won't be long before you will have a lot of money, and when the time comes, you will marry a wife and have children, and you will have more money and more money, and your life will be very happy! After saying this, he couldn't help but turn around and throw a wink at Liu Wenyang, then twisted his waist and continued to move forward with his hips.
Seeing that this little prodigal hoof is so coquettish~ charming, and the eldest prince of Liu, who is not a serious thing himself, couldn't help but feel itchy, so he didn't have anything to say: "On weekdays, it's the lady you serve?" ”
"Of course, I'm her personal maid, and I'm here inside and out."
"Then you must know a lot of your wife's secrets?"
"What to do? Want to buy me? I'm not the kind of person who betrays my master! Chun Xing gave him a blank look.
"Who asked you to betray your master, I just think you are so familiar with her, and you have a little bit of her taste...... Come, let me smell ......"
As he spoke, Young Master Liu couldn't help but lean over and blow hot air at the root of Chunxing's ear and sniff hard.
Chunxing is leading the way in front, so Liu Wenyang will come over, stay in his ears and breathe hot, he can't help but itch his ears, and pretend to be angry: "It's really shameless, you are still a scholar!" ”
Seeing that this little prodigal hoof was still pretending to be innocent by himself, Liu Dagongzi didn't feel funny, "Don't say it, you really have the taste of your master...... Confess truthfully, did you steal your wife's rouge dew behind your back?! ”
"Huh, how do you know?" Chun Xing was stunned for a moment and didn't admit herself.
Nonsense, there are a few maids who have not stolen the master's things, not to mention that Liu Wenyang's nose is very sharp, and when he smells it a little, he smells it.
"Why, have you forgotten, I know how to look at appearances, of course I can see if you are a thief!"
"Don't talk nonsense, who's the thief! I was just...... I just used the rouge that Madame was going to throw away, and those were all bad, and they should have been thrown away a long time ago! Chun Xing was afraid that Liu Wenyang would really say it, and her face became a little ugly.
"Hehe, I'm just joking with you, look at your nervousness!" Liu Wenyang shamelessly slapped Chunxing's fat~ buttocks.
Full of elasticity and feels better!
Chunxing was slapped by Liu Wenyang's light slap, and she was numb, she had long forgotten whether others would expose herself, her cheeks were red, and she couldn't help but turn around and papple Liu Wenyang's head with her fingers, pretending to be angry and said: "You are really a big villain!" ”
……
Looking at the compass, ink fountain, and the paper, ink, pen and inkstone used to read feng shui in the room, Liu Wenyang couldn't help but sigh that this Aunt Jin was careful.
I picked up the compass first and looked at it, it was completely made of delicate bordered gold and copper, which was many times stronger than the old compass hanging in my house.
To tell the truth, the compass used by Daddy Liuda is really bad, so bad that it is almost impossible to use, so Liu Wenyang has never touched it, and he only knows a little rough principle of how to use the compass, but in front of outsiders, he will not expose his shortcomings, saying that he can't use the compass, and he is a pure novice.
"Ha, this compass is good, it looks pretty good!" Liu Daguan made a very knowledgeable appearance and played with the compass.
Where did the girl Chunxing know that he was bluffing, "It's good to use, this is what my wife took a lot of effort to prepare." ”
Liu Wenyang put down the compass, picked up the brush again, and made a contemplative gesture on the fine rice paper.
Chun Xing thought that he was going to write some tips and tricks to read Feng Shui, and do a good job of reviewing it in case of emergency, so he opened his mouth lightly, spat a few mouthfuls of foam in the inkstone, stirred the ink blocks inside, and grinded it very skillfully.
While grinding, this spring apricot couldn't help but peek at it, but saw Liu Wenyang pondering and dancing with a dragon, flying and phoenix...... However, Chunxing's eyes did not pay attention to his pen, but all on him.
This face is too handsome;
This hand is too tender;
These legs are too long......
Looking at it, the eldest girl Chunxing's mind was in turmoil, and her heart was beating wildly, thinking, was he so light just now, did he have affection? Such a beautiful young man, even if he is slighted thousands of times, he is willing......
The more I thought about it, the more I liked it, and I said, yes, it's better for the slave family to take the initiative, maybe you can get your wish. How? It's better to hug him from behind and call: "The little enemy who wants my life!" "This is not good, it is too frivolous. It's better to pretend to shake his hand, eyebrows flirtation, and want to refuse and welcome......
Just when the girl Chun Xing's heart was rippling and she was designing how to tease Liu Daguan, Wu Ma shouted outside: "Chun Xing, are you ready?" Madame is about to leave! ”
"Okay, get out right away!" Chun Xing might as well Wu Ma would suddenly summon herself, and with a shake of her hand, the ink that was crushed splashed out, just spilling on Liu Wenyang's sleeves and the back of her hand.
"Ah, what's that going to be?" Chun Xing exclaimed.
Liu Wenyang smiled, put away the pen and said, "It's okay, you can take water, and I'll wash it." ”
Hearing this, Chun Xing hurriedly went to prepare hot water.
After the hot water was prepared, Liu Wenyang put it in to wash his hands, but he didn't think that the ink was a good Hui ink, and there were still ink marks after washing it a few times.
Just as Liu Daguan was frowning, he suddenly heard Chun Xingjiao's voice in his ears: "I'll help you!" Immediately, I felt that two large lumps of slippery and greasy softness suddenly came up from behind.
This is......
"Childe doesn't know, this ink is difficult to wash, but it needs to be washed with soap horns." Chunxing's voice whispered in his ear, even if he didn't look at her appearance, he knew that he was full of charm.
The evil fire in the belly of Liu Daguan was suddenly aroused.
Nima, your master bullied me, but you maid teased me, what kind of world is this? If this son doesn't fight back, won't he be laughed at?!
So, someone who prides himself on being a wind ~ turned his body very hard, looked at the spring apricot in front of him who was looking at him like silk, and kissed him viciously!
You, kiss you!
"Hmmm!" Poor Na Chunxing, where did she go through this kind of battle, she used to have a "fake phoenix" with Na Wu's mother in the boudoir, or used "Mr. Horn" to entertain herself, but she never really came into contact with a man. And Liu Daguan is an expert in kissing, known as "kissing a dead lion and kissing a dead tiger", isn't this tongue work idle!
The battle of tongues in this room is fierce, and the old mother Wu Ma outside can't wait, so she calls Chunxing, and she can't wait for the left and right. I thought in my heart, this little prodigal hoof is always so grinding, who will bear the blame when Mrs. blames it later?! So he opened his voice and shouted again: "Chunxing, if you don't come out again, I will tell Madame!" ”
Inside the house, Chun Xing hurriedly broke free from Liu Daguan's arms, her clothes were disheveled, "jiaonet" was calling, and her whole eyes were about to swing out of the water.
"It's coming, it's coming soon!" As he spoke, he straightened his clothes, opened the door, and didn't dare to look at the big villain.
Behind him, Liu Wenyang suddenly said: "Sister Chunxing, go slowly, borrow your jade hand and use ......"
Chun Xing is wondering what it means, why do you want to borrow my jade hand? Could it be that this enemy has other frivolous tricks?
Just when Chun Xing wanted to get into trouble, Liu Wenyang stuffed what he had just written into her hand, and said with a smile: "It's just graffiti, you can't get into the lobby, and putting it here will also hinder the view...... I also bothered my sister to throw it away when she went out! ”
When Chun Xing heard him say this, Fang Zhi misunderstood, but she had become a woman with a flowery heart, she couldn't help but blush, and she didn't have time to say anything, so she took the paper scroll, glanced at Liu Wenyang, twisted her waist and walked out.
Halfway through, Chun Xing had an eye in her heart, so she opened the paper scroll and watched. I originally thought it was a feng shui mantra fortune telling, but when I looked at it this way, it was a word that was neither long nor short.
Na Chunxing usually likes to read, and Aunt Jin is even more coarse in writing and ink, but she can also see the quality of the words.
Looking at it like this, I couldn't help but exclaim: "There is such a literary style in the world!" ”
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In the house, Liu Daguan had long since lost the breeze just now, and regarded fame as dung; Instead, he walked around worriedly.
He couldn't guess whether Chun Xing would open the paper scroll to watch, let alone guess whether the poems he had carefully pondered could be seen by Aunt Jin.
If Chunxing really discarded it casually, it would take a lot of effort to put yourself into it.
Although he doesn't care about doing anything ~ talented, he can use the name of "talent" to kill the majesty of Aunt Jin's girl, and let him know that it is good to have a few catties and a few taels.
It's just that---
Liu Daguan was a little worried, worried that his hand was shocking and crying ghosts and gods, unbearable and unable to enter the eyes of the law, and he could get rid of the examiner's brush and calligraphy alive......
If the dish is broken because of this bad word, it will backfire if it is not good, and in the end, the "talent" is not done, but becomes the "king of bad words".
"Alas!" Someone sighed, "So, brush calligraphy is very important, start with the doll!" ”
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