Chapter 55: Eating Tofu and Telling Stories
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The male rabbit's feet flutter, the female rabbit's eyes are blurred, the double rabbit walks on the ground, and An can distinguish that I am a male and female. (The fastest update speed is on the Aishang Novel Network biquge.info)
Hanging in the air with rabbit ears, you can distinguish male and female at a glance; Running side by side on the ground, it is difficult to distinguish between male and female; Before the secondary sexual characteristics are fully developed, it is equally difficult to distinguish between male and female. Chen Xu looked at the little guy who was talking, he looked very handsome, and he had the potential of a little white face.
"Brother Yunrui, I think you should strip off his (her) clothes to verify your identity, and then notify your." Chen Xu joked.
The little girl's face turned red, and without waiting for Yang Yunrui to speak, she jumped to her feet and reprimanded: "Bold, who is your surname, my father... Childe wants to punish you nine clans. โ
"Little Gong... Childe, no. โ
A guy next to him who was a little older and dressed in the same clothes nervously pulled his sleeve.
They sneaked out of the palace, don't say a complaint yet, but whenever the news reaches the emperor's ears, the princess may just be reprimanded, and she will inevitably be beaten on the ass.
Yang Yunrui didn't expect Princess Sirou to be so bold, he just felt that he was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it for a while.
Chen Xu's first reaction was that this guy was insane, and people had already released the cruel words of "Zhu Jiu Clan", wouldn't he be too cowardly if he didn't say anything about it? Loosening the reins, Chen Xu walked to Princess Sirou with a brisk step, "Today, Lao Tzu must verify your identity." โ
Chen Xu grabbed the placket of the little girl's clothes and pulled it hard, only to hear the sound of "snort", and out of the corner of his eye, he saw the little girl's white and tender tofu-like skin and the slightly bulging xiaolongbao on his chest. "Eating human tofu" may have come about like this, Chen Xu regretted it a little, why bother? Quickly loosened her shirt and ripped off her robe and wrapped it around her.
Princess Sirou was stunned, and her maid was also stunned.
Yang Yunrui had a flash of inspiration in his mind, he finally recognized the identity of Princess Sirou, and quickly dismounted to salute, he said: "Yang Yun has seen Her Royal Highness the Princess. โ
Chen Xu gasped, what is the identity of the princess? O proud daughter of the sky.
At this moment, he impulsively blasphemed the proud daughter of the sky, and this should reach the ears of the emperor, and it is not too much to put Ling Chi to death.
Princess Sirou's eyes gradually filled with tears, and when the tears rolled down, she cried out with a "wow".
Chen Xu hated himself and hated himself for being impulsive; He also hated Princess Sirou and hated her for dressing up as a man; He hated Yang Yunrui even more, and hated that Yang Yunrui shouldn't have broken the identity of Princess Sirou.
Chen Xu's mind was racing, it was impossible to kill people, and the only thing he could do now was to stabilize her first.
"Little sister, can you listen to me?"
Yang Yunrui patted Chen Xu on the shoulder and reminded, "It's the princess." โ
The princess just grabbed the placket of her chest and wiped her tears, Chen Xu was distracted and upset, he yelled: "Don't cry, you shut up for me!" โ
As a modern person, Chen Xu is not as in awe of imperial power as Yang Yunrui, but his roar frightened Princess Sirou. The little girl looked at Chen Xu with tears in her eyes, "You... You bully people, I... I'm going to play my father's father's ...... to beat you."
"Brother Yunrui, did you recognize the wrong person?" Chen Xu suddenly glanced at Yang Yunrui, "The princess should live in the palace in brocade clothes, I think you must be pretending." If you continue to deceive under the banner of the princess, I will report to the official. Pretending to be a princess, at least you will be sentenced to the crime of bullying, do you know how to punish the crime of bullying? To rip off your pants and spank is of the same nature as an adulterer and adulteress. โ
The corners of Yang Yunrui's mouth trembled, he couldn't imagine that Chen Xu's ability to fight a rake was so perfect, thinking about it carefully, it was indeed a good way to make mistakes. It's just a bit of a yin loss.
Little Princess Sirou couldn't imagine that people could be so shameless, she was so shocked that she forgot to cry, pointed at Yang Yunrui and said, "General Yang, you tell him the identity of the palace." โ
Yang Yunrui was silent, he admitted that it was not that he did not admit it.
"You are all in a group, you are a raccoon dog, I am going to go to Ning Guogong to reason." hurriedly took two steps forward, and Sirou suddenly turned around: "What is your name when you tell me, I want to keep it in mind." โ
"The eldest husband will not change his name or change his surname, my name is Xu Donger."
Yang Yunrui: "......"
Ling Yuehua happened to go out, and when she saw Yang Yunrui and the others, she couldn't help but ask, "Husband, Chen Xu, why are you still here?" She looked at Princess Sirou of Wolf Bรจi again and was surprised, "Yuehua has seen Her Royal Highness the Princess. โ
Sirou looked at Chen Xu triumphantly at first, and then remembered the words "Xu Dong'er", and she said angrily: "If you bully people and have to give a fake name, I will definitely not forgive you." โ
It is more convenient for women to communicate with women than men, and when she heard that the little princess came out of the palace for soap without permission, Ling Yuehua pointed at Chen Xu and said, "The soap is made by him, and if you want soap, you have to find him." โ
Princess Sirou couldn't believe it, she felt that it was impossible for a black-bellied man like Chen Xu to make something as good as soap.
"You really made the soap?"
Chen Xu nodded: "If you are willing to make peace with me, I will give you two pieces of soap for free." โ
Sirou looked at Chen Xu, and she quickly weighed the pros and cons, "Unless you give me two pieces of soap every day." Sirou's small abacus is very clear, a piece of soap is two thousand taels, two is four thousand taels, if she earns four thousand taels a day, then she will be developed in the future.
Chen Xu adheres to the original intention, soap is a luxury, expensive but not too expensive, and the daily production of zuรฒ is only ten or twenty yuan, and it is often sold out as soon as it is delivered to the store. Sirou Gong's main soap has to be remade, although Qin Mengyao and Liu are mainly responsible for these days, Chen Xu always has to mention some more. He looked at Yang Yunrui and told him that he could go and prepare first, and they would start screening tomorrow.
Princess Sirou changed her clothes, and the ugly duckling turned into a white swan. Ling Yuehua didn't dare to slack off, and personally accompanied her to the Qin family. Of course, Qin Mengyao had seen the little princess Sirou, and she hurriedly instructed the maid to give the highest standard of reception, and the soft mattresses and teacups on the chair were all scalded with boiling water. Chen Xu pouted, he couldn't help but think of the pair of "xiaolongbao", throw away the noble coat, what is the difference between her and ordinary girls? It can be seen that it is very important to choose a good father.
The soap is a "trade secret", Sirou is not easy to steal, she sits in the living room knocking melon seeds, drinking tea, although accompanied by Ling Yuehua, she also said that she is bored to listen to the story and specified to listen to the story of Sun Monkey.
Although Yan Guo did not have a book of "Journey to the West", the story about Sun Monkey was circulated, and Ling Yuehua directly threw the problem to Chen Xu, and whoever caused the trouble would bear it himself. Anyway, she still doesn't know how Chen Xu offended the princess.
"Sun Monkey doesn't understand the amorous feelings, I'll tell you the story of "Baolian Lantern"."
In fact, Chen Xu is better at "Golden Vase Plum", Simon Jack and Miss Pan Rousi starred in a singing and crying love story on the Titanic, but it didn't meet the identity of the audience, he had to choose a relatively magical story.
"The story is about the nephew of the Jade Emperor, Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun Yang Jian splitting the mountain to save his mother."
Princess Sirou also heard the deeds of Erlang God, she clapped her hands and urged Chen Xu to talk quickly......**************************************************** a new week has begun, everyone smashes a few votes to recommend, collect, collect!"
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