Liu Sanbian didn't expect that Hangzhou's debut show could be like a crowd of audiences, Hangzhou people are really hospitable, of course, he is not so thick-skinned, he doesn't dare to be greedy, he thinks that Hangzhou, a prosperous treasure land, should have such a strong cultural atmosphere.

The performance began, Xin Niang gave Liu Sanbian a chance to meet the audience, Liu Sanbian said something as usual to praise the outstanding people of Hangzhou, the profound cultural heritage and the beauty of the world, and then said: "I am willing to use the treasure of Hangzhou to prosper new words, and set up a prosperous monument of new words!" ”

This remark is bound to be 100 percent agreed, and the applause and cheers are as enthusiastic as you can imagine.

The content of the first program is a copy of "Warm Heart Wine Shop", which is a topic of conversation between Hangzhou people and businessmen who come and go in a hurry.

A tattevern, a few sparse drinkers, the boss was asleep on the counter, the guy was yawning, stretching, suddenly a peugeot boy came, wearing a cyan costume, wearing a melon skin blue hat, quite a bit of elegant temperament, he shouted: "Boss, warm a pot of wine, come two taels of peanuts." ”

"If you don't sell it, you won't take half of it!" The man said, "A poor scholar, what is there to greet, we are all hungry, and the guest officer does not want to be hungry!" ”

"If this tavern belonged to the owner, would you be able to eat whatever you want?" The scholar-like man asked.

"It's impossible, our boss is also so poor that he clangs, no, he's still falling asleep!" The man pointed to the boss on the counter and said mysteriously, "If you do him, you will be more osmium than us, and you won't even have the strength to drag your feet!" ”

The scholar smiled and said, I rely on a magic pen. Draw a beautiful tavern, the tavern is doing a prosperous business, the customers are full, the guys are smiling, the boss is smiling, and he is making a lot of money. Will there be good food and drink for me?

The boss was woken up, and said weakly: "I'm bored elsewhere, a poor pit, half a rotten spit, smelly and poor, poor and happy, right?" Have fun elsewhere! ”

The scholar is solemn and authentic, this is the truth, and there is no lie.

The boss said impatiently. If you are a god and not a madman, you can take whatever you want from the tavern, and take whatever you want!

The scholar asked, "Is this true?" ”

"I don't want food and clothing, I just want to starve to death, you just take it!" The boss yawned, "This tavern is like bacon bones, it is a pity to abandon it without meat." That's it. ”

"All bear witness to me!" The scholar pointed to the audience and said very seriously. "Beautify the tavern, just ask for a free meal of wine and food, everyone has a share!"

The audience applauded, and the boss still fell asleep.

The scholar smiled, picked up a big broom, and washed it in the water. Scratched a few times, lifted it up to take a look, nodded, like a lift in the air, shook a few times. A huge yellow kudzu tree rises from the ground, with lush branches and wide shade.

The audience pointed and roared, under the flourishing tree, a broken tavern, it was too incongruous!

The scholar turned the broom upside down, like a debugging brush for a while, lifted it in his hand, was pressed a few times, finally stood still, he leaned his neck hard, pulled away the figure-eight feet, very hard to lift the pen, took a few breaths, dropped the broom, held his stomach with both hands, moved to the boss step by step, and whispered: "Boss, I know a little bit to eat, when the time comes, I will endure it, just eat a little less, okay?" ”

"Lie to it!" The boss raised his head and rubbed his eyes, "Is that your voice?" I thought it was a ghost in the cracks in the ground**, and it spread to the ground! ”

"You agree?" The scholar asked.

"Well, it doesn't pay for your life to cheat the dead!" The boss said, "Forget it if you eat it, bring me something to eat." ”

The scholar spent a lot of effort scraping and scraping on the iron pot, scraping and eating, the boss saw it, ran over, grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth, and the guy didn't yawn anymore, and came to grab the food.

The audience is happy, needless to say.

The scholar patted his stomach and raised his arm, as if he had strength. He easily carried the broom, went around the stage, and suddenly waved hard, and a group of beautiful women dressed fashionably, described as delicate, with a friendly smile, affectionate style, danced, and suddenly, the tavern was full of spring and splendor, and became a beautiful dance background.

The audience cheered vigorously, this is also the most satisfying part of Xin Niang, the dancing girls swept away the soft and beautiful dance style in the past, replaced by a hot dance, Xin Niang took the lead and danced desperately, it can really be said that the slender is full of heroic atmosphere, and the beauty bursts out of the shocking power, I didn't expect that the beauty has such a form of display, it is really unique!

The scholar waved the broom pen again, and a group of women dressed as men came on the stage, they concentrated on appreciating the elegant and hearty dancing, tasting the beautiful dance skills, and receiving the intoxication of beauty and the baptism of beauty in the melodious melody lingering.

The boss collected the money happily, and the silver ingots were piled up, and the boss was about to be buried alive in it. And the guys have towels on their shoulders, shuttling back and forth, and the spring breeze is proud.

Suddenly, the scholar held up a broom pen, brushed it on the left and on the right, and a couplet appeared.

The scholar lived on the wine table again, and the boss carried the wine table and walked as he spoke: "The tavern belongs to you, and the table belongs to me!" ”

The guys ran over, pulled the boss out from under the table, turned the table sideways to the audience, and showed the four glittering golden characters of "Warm Heart Wine Shop", and when they came around the wine table, they said in unison: "The tavern belongs to all of us, it is the home of the guest officials who come from the south to the north, and it is the second harbor for the hurried passers-by!" ”

While the audience was still immersed in the joy of affection, another show took the stage, and this was "So Beautiful".

Xin Niang starred with her beautiful posture and tall and slender figure. She sat in front of the dresser in the center of the stage, looking herself in the mirror, smiling and annoyed.

A woman dressed as a man walked in, affectionately called "Niangzi", then stretched his head from Xin Niang's shoulder, the two looked at each other and smiled, the man stood up straight, stroked Xin Niang's head and praised: "Niangzi is the most beautiful and beautiful person in the world, we are married, that is the marriage of the previous life, is the blessing of the previous life." ”

At this time, Xin Niang's surroundings were full of pearl-like beauties, and the woman dressed as a man walked among the beauties, like admiring fragrant flowers, sometimes smelling, sometimes stopping to admire, sometimes smiling, sometimes surprised, sometimes depressed.

Then he looked at Xin Niang in the mirror, shook his head, and compared a short to long action on Xin Niang's eyebrows, a small to large action on Xin Niang's eyes, a low to high action on Xin Niang's nose, and a thick to thin action on Xin Niang's mouth. The beauties around Xin Niang were very surprised, and they were all blinking.

The woman dressed as a man sighed: "Overnight, the lady's beauty became ugly, overnight the lady's fragrance became stinky, and the lady's person became a dog overnight. ”

Then, he made a wide-to-narrow movement with both hands on Xin Niang's back and sides, spread his arms up and down on Xin Niang's back, compared a short and long movement, and finally compared a tail at Xin Niang's tail vertebrae.

The beauties around Xin Niang were all stunned, and sang in unison: "Empathetic beauty, not ashamed, confused, too light, winter does not catch spring, restless, retro monkeys, demanding and rootless, pain is inexplicable, tragedy is doomed!" The singing is sad and tear-jerking, with sad expressions and poignant dancing, the audience's hearts are about to break. (To be continued.) )