Chapter 415: The Wingman's Diet
"Brother Chasi." The finch whispered, sweet and shy.
It's so powerful that I almost fainted, Bao'er pouted on the side with a whip, looked at the finch, and said to Xiao Furong angrily: "It's not good, it's far worse than me, sister, don't you say?" ”
Xiao Furong nodded solemnly: "Of course." ”
The Silver Moon Cave is composed of many holes, and the hole is next to the hole, and it is so powerful that the people are surrounded by the clan and go back to their hole, although Bao'er is angry, she still follows.
"My lord." Huang Yueying was puzzled by Liu Zhang: "Didn't I hear that the good general was just an unrequited love for a finch before?" But how does it look like a couple of people now? ”
"Hey, what's so strange about this, women who don't like men who have a good life." Gao Pei said bitterly: "Even I nodded to him just now, what woman doesn't worship." ”
Liu Zhang lowered his head and pondered: "It should make sense." ”
Huang Yueying glanced at the Silver Moon Cave, it was all festive, and the sergeant had secretly investigated, there would never be any ambush, and there were not even many warriors with weapons in the Silver Moon Cave.
"Wait." Huang Yueying suddenly frowned, why are there so few men in this Silver Moon Cave? It should have gone with Meng Shu to fight, but the warriors didn't retreat, and Yinyue Cave announced its surrender?
At this moment, Zhuoma Layi, the female cave master of Yinyue Cave, brought two people over, the palm of her right hand was close to the back of her left hand, she bowed deeply and knocked on the back of her right hand, and made a maiden salute to Liu Zhang.
"Honorable and powerful guest, we have been waiting for you for a long time, we are all a people who love stability, and many Silver Moon Cave warriors have returned. They all praised Shu Hou's benevolence and righteousness. Sending troops to the southern wilderness was a last resort. Yinyue Cave did not dare to resist the heavenly soldiers, nor did they want to resist the heavenly soldiers, so they made peace with Shu Hou, if so, what do we need to do to express sincerity? ”
With a smile on her face, Zhuoma Layi looked at Liu Zhang, waiting for Liu Zhang's instructions.
Huang Yueying asked, "What about your warriors in the Silver Moon Cave?" Is it still there for Meng Huo? ”
Dolmarayi smiled sweetly: "Our warriors have left Menghu and will return in seven days. Since then, they are all friends of Shu Hou, and we accept all the grace of Shu Hou in Yinyue Cave, and express our gratitude to Shu Hou for his generosity. ”
Liu Zhang nodded, and said to Huang Yueying: "Our army also needs to rest, just seven days, leave the Silver Moon Cave in seven days, you can discuss the details with her." ”
Huang Yueying nodded.
Liu Zhang breathed a sigh of relief, he has been going deep into the barren land for this month, and the war is not bitter. Barbarians only have the share of being beaten passively, that is, they are tired of walking. Even if there are mountain horses in Nanban, most places still have to walk, and now it is rare to have a rest time, the scenery of Yinyue Cave is very good, Liu Zhang found Xiao Furong.
"Husband, what's the matter?" Xiao Furong asked.
A 100-meter-high green mountaintop, Liu Zhang sat on the edge of the cliff to see the clean and clear world, the southern wilderness is said to be barren, the endless primeval forest and the river winding like a pearl, the earth is as green as dripping water, and the sky is as blue as jasper, which makes people can't help but feel relaxed.
Xiao Furong walked over from the middle of the pro-soldier sentry in the back.
"I asked you to accompany me to see the scenery, the scenery here is very good, the beauty is beautiful, and it is natural." Liu Zhang said with a smile.
"Bao'er is fighting with Que'er, Bao'er hasn't fought, so I was told to fight with Que'er, just as my husband's personal soldiers came, and Bao'er's sister boss was unhappy."
"Oh?" Liu Zhang said in frustration: "Okay, you go first." ”
"No." Xiao Furong sat beside Liu Zhang with her sword, leaned her head on Liu Zhang's shoulder and said: "Watching Bao'er fight with Que'er for being so powerful, Rong'er is so envious, I thought of my husband, but I didn't expect my husband to send someone, it's good." ”
Liu Zhang hugged Xiao Furong: "Then Rong'er wants to fight with Yue'er or Yu'er?" ”
"Yes, but any of them can beat me, huh."
Liu Zhang smiled.
Xiao Furong said: "I can't see it, the finch is quite powerful, Bao'er's sister can't beat it, the flower boy said that she is the daughter of the leader of Wuxi, more noble than the bird, and the people of the Silver Moon Cave immediately said that the leader of the Silver Moon Cave, Zhuoma Layi, has recognized the finch as his goddaughter, and later there are more people than Wuxi and the Silver Moon Cave, who is more powerful, and how many fierce generals have been produced, it is really lively......
Xiao Furong said a little bit, Liu Zhang didn't hear anything clearly, just hugged her, looking at the scenery in the distance, and her mind was ethereal.
"Report." I don't know how long later, a soldier climbed the green mountain with difficulty and ran to Liu Zhang: "Report to the lord, there are two bald heads outside who break into the mountain, saying that they are monks." ”
"Monk? Into the mountains? Liu Zhang was puzzled, Buddhism had already been introduced at this time, but the people of the Han Dynasty were not yet in extreme suffering, and there was no spiritual belief that particularly needed masturbation, and it was only popular in the upper class, and the people below basically didn't know what a monk was.
"Oh, they didn't do anything, they just kept chattering, saying that if we don't let them in, we are hindering the Dharma, I'm sorry for the people of the world, and what kind of Pudu sentient beings and so on, and they said a lot, the soldiers guarding the mountain really can't stand it, and the lord has an order not to kill people indiscriminately, so it's embarrassing."
"Let's go, take a look, I haven't seen a monk yet."
Liu Zhang took Xiao Furong's hand and whispered in his ear: "Take you to see a group of people who are not married." ”
"Is that a constant loss of grandchildren?"
Liu Zhang took Xiao Furong down the mountain, now there is nothing left and right, and the monk is not from Yumen Pass, but from the Southern Wilderness, he must take the ancient road in the southwest, maybe there are some suggestions for opening the Silk Road.
"Amitabha, donor, just let me in, we really have no malice."
"You are the family, my family has been an authentic farmer for dozens of generations, bald, you don't want to spew blood."
The soldiers standing guard at the gate of the mountain were being entangled by two monks, one large and one small, the eldest monk was forty or fifty years old, and the little monk was seventeen or eighteen years old.
The two monks were in a hurry if they couldn't get in, and the soldiers were also anxious when they were entangled.
"Donor, farmers are also among my Buddhas, my Buddhas are not high and low, all living beings can go to the West Heaven ......"
"What do you say? slandered me as a family, and cursed me to go to the west and die a bald donkey. You talk nonsense again. I'm going to beat you up. "The soldier was angry and smoked.
Liu Zhang stepped forward. A Buddha ritual was given to the two monks: "Prajnaparamita, the five aggregates are empty, all suffering, Amitabha." ”
The two monks suddenly looked at Liu Zhang with wide eyes, their faces were full of incredulity, and they were stunned for a few seconds, as if they were crazy, and they were about to pounce at once. The soldier was startled.
"Boom."
More than a dozen soldiers drew their swords together and stopped the two monks, and the big monk ignored the blade in front of him and said to Liu Zhang in surprise: "Donor, do you know that my Buddha Prajna Sutra Decree, Heaven, Evergreen, have you seen it?" We are so lucky, it is really the favor of the Buddha. ”
Liu Zhang smiled faintly, unfathomable. He said that this sentence was indeed from the Chinese translation of the Prajna Sutra in the Tripitaka, in order to test whether the two monks were real or false monks. There are two reasons why I can remember this sentence.
One is because martial arts TV dramas are often recited, and the other is because behind this sentence is, the most classic sentence color is not different from empty, empty is not different color, color is empty, empty is color.
Now it seems that these two monks don't look like deceiving people, and even if they do, it took some effort.
"Why are you here, why are you going into the mountains?" Liu Zhang asked.
"Come and worship the Buddha."
"Where did the Buddha come from in the deep mountains and old forests?"
"That."
The little monk pointed to the top of the mountain, Liu Zhang looked in the direction pointed by the little monk, and sure enough, there was a black pagoda standing on the top of the mountain, similar to the pagoda, but I don't know if it was for the Buddha statue.
"Alright, let them in, the two masters forgive my soldiers for their rudeness."
Regardless of whether the teachings of Buddhism are good or bad, these ascetics who come from afar to preach are generally kind and idealistic, and there is no need to embarrass them.
"Amitabha, donor." The great monk bowed to Liu Zhang: "Fortunately, we were guided by the pagoda and let us meet the donor, this must be the will of the Buddha, the donor dabbled in my Buddhist scriptures, and these soldiers of yours did not add swords to us like other tribes we met on the road."
From their kindness, I saw the kindness of the donor, and since the Buddha has asked us to meet you here, you will definitely help us to magnify the Dharma in a distant country and benefit all sentient beings. ”
When the soldiers heard the monk praise Liu Zhang's kindness, they all glared.
Liu Zhang heard what the monk meant, to put it simply, I see that you are very powerful, and you are destined to be a person, please help us preach, smiled and waved his hand: "I'm sorry, two masters, I'm not interested in Buddhism, you better discuss with the master here to worship the Black Tower, and say goodbye." ”
Liu Zhang pulled Xiao Furong and was about to leave, and the great monk hurriedly said: "Donor, you can treat us with courtesy, indicating that you are a kind person, and there is a lotus platform under my Buddha seat, but you say that you dare not be interested in my sentient beings and Buddhas, which is really unbelievable, or you don't know enough about my Buddha's compassion, and you need me to Buddhism and turn back to my path." ”
Liu Zhang really wanted to say, if I had known, I wouldn't have treated you politely, and I would throw it as far as I could throw it in a sack.
"I don't love all sentient beings, I don't love compassion, I don't love kindness, I'm lost, I don't want to turn back."
Liu Zhang said a few words angrily, and Xiao Furong laughed on the side.
The great monk said: "The donor has fallen into the devil's way, and urgently needs my Buddha's guidance, please give me one night, no, two hours, I will definitely make the donor's state of mind clear and go to the Western Heaven Elysium." ”
"Old bald donkey, dare to curse my lord." When a general heard the monk say that Liu Zhang should "go to the west", he was furious.
Liu Zhang pressed his forehead painfully, he now knew what it meant to be wordy like a Tang monk, stretched out his hand to stop the general, and said to the great monk: "Master, as far as I know, the people of the poisonous country have not lived as well as the people of the Han Dynasty, right?" You said that the Western Elysium, why didn't the poisonous people go? Is it because they don't practice enough? If that's the case, you should go and ignite them first, what are you doing all the way to Middle-earth? Seek the near and far, and put the cart before the horse. ”
After Liu Zhang finished speaking, he left the stunned monk and pulled Xiao Furong away.
"Donor, when we finish visiting the pagoda, we will come to you again." The great monk shouted from afar.
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Liu Zhang and Xiao Furong walked on the quiet mountain path, the soldiers followed from afar, leaving the big and small monks, their ears suddenly quieted, the two walked through a single family of a bureaucracy, a small cave, a stove outside the cave, a bamboo dustpan I don't know what to dry in, the hostess is cooking on the stove, green smoke.
At this time, when the hostess saw Liu Zhang, she immediately greeted her enthusiastically, and said something in her mouth, and the pro-soldier who understood the language of the bureaucrats translated: "She said that she wants to invite the lord to eat their food, and the lord and the military advisor said before, don't eat their things easily." ”
Liu Zhang nodded and refused repeatedly, and the wingman woman kept warmly inviting.
"It's delicious, it's delicious."
"You can't get sick if you eat it, and you can prolong your life."
The hostess seemed to be doing a salesman, and seeing that it was useless, she hurriedly went to bring it out with a wooden plate, and Liu Zhang took a look...... Completely lost his appetite.
I saw that there seemed to be maggots on the plate, which had been blown dry, revealing a faint yellow, not to mention how disgusting.
At this moment, Xiao Furong pointed to the contents of the dustpan: "Husband, look." ”
Liu Zhang looked over curiously, and saw that there were also worms in the dustpan, all kinds of worms, some green, some yellow, and some white, wriggling in the dustpan like silkworms, and some were as long as roundworms.
Think of the contents of that plate again......
At this time, the hostess of the wingman saw that Liu Zhang and Xiao Furong were not at ease eating, so she set an example, and immediately grabbed two dried worms and threw them into her mouth, chewing them "stumbling", with a happy smile on her face, which was very fragrant.
"Gross."
Liu Zhang only felt that his stomach was upside down, but it was not a big deal, Xiao Furong couldn't bear it, she had already turned over the river and the sea, covered her mouth with a white handkerchief, and vomited to the side.
Liu Zhang was about to go over to take care of Xiao Furong, when Huang Yueying came from a distance alone, "Lord, I'm done talking to the Lord of Yinyue Cave, there is no accident, hey, what is the Lord doing here?" ”
"Eat." Liu Zhang replied.
"I don't mean ......"
"It's so delicious, I can't hold back." Liu Zhang glanced at the plate of the wingman woman, Huang Yueying was curious about what could make Liu Zhang boast, so she hurriedly went over to look at it, and then ...... Vomit.
When the woman saw the delicious food she cooked, she made two guests vomit, and Liu Zhang still had a smile on her face, as if to say that her food was not delicious, and when she felt wronged, tears came down, and she went over with a plate and cried on the stove.
"My lord, many aliens have their own eating habits, and if we do this, they will be angry." Huang Yueying looked at the crying wingman woman and said.
"What then? You can't really eat it, can you? Why don't you take a bite? Liu Zhang has also heard rumors of many ethnic minorities, what kind of boy urine boiled eggs, what placenta feast.
Xiao Furong's Youxi Miao people have a habit of baking cakes with cow dung, and the cakes are buried under the cow dung. (To be continued.) )
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