Chapter 3 Dong Zhuo is fat
The scribe was surprised when he saw Zhang Lang's flustered expression, "Fengxian, is there something wrong?" ”
Zhang Lang hurriedly shook his head, "It's okay." "Oh, let's go inside, then. Don't keep the prime minister waiting too long! Zhang Lang glanced into the hall, and his heart couldn't help but feel weak.
The two walked to the door of the hall. A heavily armored guard at the door suddenly sang loudly: "Riding Captain Lu Bu is here in the middle of Li Ru!" Zhang Lang was taken aback. Turning his head to look at the scribe next to him, he said secretly: It turns out that he is Li Ru!
The two walked into the hall. Zhang Lang looked up, oh my God! I saw a mountain of Roshan sitting on the throne of the lord. The creature wore a golden crown on his head, his face was full of flesh, and the steel needles under his jaw were exploding in all directions; Wearing a black-bottomed gold python robe, he could barely see where his feet were because he was too fat; The complexion is dark, and a tyrannical temperament is coming! Needless to say, this ridiculously fat guy must be the legendary Dong Zhuo who eats people and doesn't spit out bones.
"Eun-sang." Li Ru saluted.
Zhang Lang came back to his senses and hurriedly followed Li Ru's example and clasped his fists and saluted.
Dong Zhuo laughed, "My son Feng came first and started the discussion." ”
Li Ru immediately retreated into the train. Zhang Lang was in trouble, he didn't know where he should stand? glanced at Li Ru's side, and found that most of them were civil officials, and then looked at the other side, all of them were military generals. Zhang Lang felt that Lu Bu's words should be the head of the generals. As soon as he thought of this, he stood at the front of the generals. Zhang Lang couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief when he saw that everyone didn't look out of the ordinary.
Dong Zhuo glanced at the civil and military people present, "Do you have a good way to break the enemy?" ”
The generals exchanged heads, but no one dared to answer Dong Zhuo's words. After all, not long ago, the powerful Hua Xiong had just been beheaded by a little-known Guan Yu! Zhang Lang muttered in his heart: Looking at this posture, Huaxiong should have been slaughtered by Guan Yu, right? What's next? Could it be the Three Heroes fighting Lu Bu? Thinking of this, Zhang Lang couldn't help but get extremely nervous, and secretly complained to himself: Mom! Do you want me, an impostor, to have a big battle with Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Liu Bei?!
Li Ru glanced at Lu Bu opposite with a strange expression. He felt that with Lu Bu's character, he would definitely be eager to ask to fight, but at this moment, Lu Bu looked distracted and a little panicked! What's going on?
Seeing that no one answered, Dong Zhuo was very annoyed, and scolded angrily: "Have you been scared by the Kanto rats? ”
Everyone was silent and didn't dare to look at Dong Zhuo. And Zhang Lang lowered his head and pretended to be dumb, praying in his heart that Dong Zhuo would not notice him.
Li Ru glanced at Zhang Lang, frowned, and came out to hug his fists and said, "Enxiang doesn't have to be angry!" What a measure of the Kanto rats! Pointing at Zhang Lang, "As long as Feng goes out to fight first, sweeping away the Kwantung princes will be like the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves!" ”
Zhang Lang was shocked, and scolded in his stomach: Li Ru, Lao Tzu has no grievances with you, why are you framing me!
Everyone echoed Li Ru's words, and they all claimed that if it weren't for Lu Bu, they couldn't sweep away the Kwantung princes.
Dong Zhuo laughed, "I have Fengxian, but I can sit back and relax!" ”
Zhang Lang felt that if he didn't stop the development of the situation, he would die! So he walked out, "Prime Minister, well, that, I think there is another solution to this matter." ”
Everyone looked at Zhang Lang with curiosity. Li Ru asked in surprise: "Could it be that Feng Xian actually has a clever plan to break the enemy?" ”
Zhang Lang stubbornly said, "Can we sit down with them and talk?" Maybe you can surrender without a fight! ”
There was silence in the hall. People looked at each other, and they all thought that they had just heard wrong. Lu Bu, who has always been brutal, actually made peace with others?! It's incredible!
Dong Zhuo groaned. His main concern was not to defeat the Kwantung princes, but to maintain his current status and glory, and if he could achieve this goal without fighting, of course, it would be best.
"No!" Li Ru is categorical.
Zhang Lang was a little crazy, he felt that this Li Ru simply couldn't get along with himself!
Li Ru hugged his fist at Dong Zhuo, "Enxiang." He hugged his fist at Zhang Lang again, "Feng Xian." The purpose of the Kwantung princes' army is to exterminate us and others! And use it to get the most out of it! Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if we give up Luoyang and the emperor, will they let us go? Once the Kwantung princes gain power, we will all die without a place to be buried! Between us and them, either you die or I die, there is no possibility of negotiation at all! ”
Zhang Lang frowned, he felt that what Li Ru said seemed to make sense.
Dong Zhuoshen nodded approvingly, "Li Ru is right!" Huo Ran got up and said loudly: "I have made up my mind, and I will fight to the death with the Kanto rats tomorrow!" "No!" Everyone clenched their fists and promised. Zhang Lang's heart sank to the bottom, it's over! Tomorrow is going to stage Sanying Zai Lu Bu!
It's scattered. Just as Zhang Lang was about to leave, he heard Dong Zhuo shouting, "Feng Xian stays." Zhang Lang had no choice but to stay.
Everyone secretly glanced at Zhang Lang, and many people's eyes showed jealousy.
After a while, only Dong Zhuo, Zhang Lang and Li Ru were left in the hall.
Dong Zhuo walked down, grabbed Zhang Lang's hand, and looked at him expectantly. Zhang Lang had goosebumps all over his body, he was awkward and anxious, and wanted to withdraw his hand, but it was not easy to do so, so he could only greet all the women of Dong Zhuo's family in his stomach.
"Tomorrow's battle is all up to my son!"
"Ah, that, I'm a little unwell." Zhang Lang hopes to avoid tomorrow's big fight.
Dong Zhuo laughed and waved his hand, "It's okay!" My son is brave and invincible! Even if you are slightly ill, you can deal with the Kanto rats! ”
Zhang Lang was depressed, and scolded in his stomach: Aren't you Lu Bu's father-in-law? You care so much about your son, huh?
Li Ru smiled and said, "Feng Xian may be tired, so it's better to go back and rest well." ”
Dong Zhuo nodded hurriedly, "Yes, yes, yes!" Raise your spirit, and tomorrow you will sweep away the Kwantung princes for your father! When it is done, you will be rewarded for your father! ”
Zhang Lang saw that pretending to be sick was ineffective, so he had to clench his fists and promise.
Leaving the hall.
Li Ru looked at Zhang Lang's back, frowned slightly, and felt a little strange in his heart, feeling that today's Lu Bu seemed to be different from the past. He smiled self-deprecatingly and shook his head, he felt like he was thinking too much.
Zhang Lang came out of the gate, and Gao Shun and the others immediately greeted him, clasped his fists and said, "General." ”
Zhang Langjing, who was upset, stepped onto the red rabbit horse. Seeing this, Gao Shun and the others hurriedly stepped on the horse.
Zhang Lang rode his horse slowly down the street, his brows furrowed and worried. Gao Shun and the others silently followed. Zhang Lang reined in the red rabbit horse and looked up at the sky, which was close to noon and the sun was shining. Zhang Lang hurriedly retracted his gaze, sighed, and said secretly: What should I do? I couldn't think of a solution after thinking about it for a long time, so I simply didn't think about it. Maybe if you are slaughtered on the battlefield, you will wake up from this dream!