Chapter 21: [Wife carries a black pot] (Happy, last night I sat and waited for the collection to be full of 300, and then I went to sleep beautifully, and then I dreamed of 300 beauties surrounding me, I hugged whichever I wanted, and I ...... Hey! ）

It rained heavily.

Li Chengqian lowered his head, just to avoid the rain.

He pulled his wife away from him in order to keep her away from this artificial rain machine, so that she would not get drenched, not only would she catch a cold, but also affect her mood and be depressed for a day.

"Zi said: Scholars are determined to be Taoist, but those who are ashamed of clothes and eaters are ......" Kong Yingda walked around in front of Li Chengqian with a dark face, teaching him a lecture full of theories.

I really can't imagine that when a teacher scolds a student for being late, he will be full of words, and he can't move at every turn, Kong Yingda, the first person! This old man is in his sixties, when he opens and closes his mouth, you can see that there are not many teeth left in his mouth, Li Chengqian thought of the word "ten to **", and then when the old man spoke and said that he was excited, his lips couldn't help but tremble, and he couldn't hold back his saliva, so he was naturally shaken out!

Li Chengqian's imperial interpreter was standing two meters away, so when he heard it now, he couldn't quite understand what King Kong Longwang was saying, and the old man was singing a one-man show like this, and more than ten minutes had passed, and his mouth was not sour.

I don't know how long it took, but I only heard King Kong Long say: "Even so, but for the sake of the prince's filial piety in visiting the queen, forget it this time, if there is a next time, the old man will ask the emperor to dismiss the old man." ”

Li Chengqian understood the last sentence, damn, is there such a thing, he actually threatened students to visit their homes, and they also threatened parents during home visits that if they don't educate their children well, they will not be teachers!

couldn't help but give Kong Longwang a middle finger in his heart, but on the surface, he still lowered his head and eyebrows, acting like a respectful teacher.

"Come in!" King Kong Long said, turned around and walked towards the Chongwen Palace.

Li Chengqian saw that his hand pressed behind his back was holding a handful of black things, and he didn't know what it was.

Su Mi took out a hand towel and helped Li Chengqian wipe the water from his hair. Because he pressed his head very low, and Kong Longwang stood on the steps again, Kong Longwang's saliva could not be drenched on his face.

"What is King Kong Longwang taking?" Li Chengqian asked.

Su Mi blinked her lovely eyes and asked, "Master, how can you call ...... Dragon King? ”

"Walking clouds and rain, what is the name of the dragon king?" Li Chengqian pointed to the white clouds in the sky and whispered to his wife to exchange this experience.

Su Mi snorted, and hurriedly covered her mouth, not laughing, otherwise Kong Long, who couldn't go far, ...... When Confucius heard it, he was going to be in trouble again. Her face became redder and redder, and it took more than ten seconds before she digested the smile and replied, "The master is holding a ring ruler in his hand." ”

Ring ruler?

Ring ruler! Your grandma's big drumsticks!

What is the ring ruler, the teacher beats the student! This Kong Dragon King just wanted to beat himself as the prince, but he is the successor of the country, the second person in the country, he ......%¥#@

"Go in quickly, or the master will be angry again." Su Mi wiped the saliva from his hair and pushed him.

Li Chengqian walked a few steps, turned around and saw that Su Mi didn't come in, and went back again, "What are you doing, not going in?" ”

"This is the place where the prince goes to school, and the concubine is according to the etiquette system, so she can't go in and disrupt the prince's school." Su Mi said.

"My head is not working......," he pointed to his head, "I don't know anything now, I don't know how to get in, I don't know how to do it, and there is a black-faced dragon king, what do you want me to do?" ”

"This ......"

"It's okay, let's go in together, I'll take care of the problem!" Li Chengqian pulled Su Mi and walked in.

Entered the Chongwen Palace, passed the main hall, and entered a study, where the black-faced Dragon King was already waiting.

This is a study room full of the fragrance of books, there are two desks in the inside, the inside and the outside are separated by wooden carved arches, there are copper incense burners and guqin on the outside, and there is a big bookshelf on one wall, which is full of books, and there are a lot of calligraphy and paintings on the wall, and a calligraphy hanging on the bookshelf has attracted Li Chengqian's attention!

"Orchid Pavilion Preface"!

"Ahem!" An old man's cough sounded.

Li Chengqian, who was drooling, was pulled by Su Mi before returning to his soul.

The black-faced dragon king stood up from the low stool, walked in front of the two, and asked dissatisfiedly: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, why did you bring the crown princess into the Chongwen Palace, this is the place where His Royal Highness went to study, how can it be disturbed, it is simply corrupting the style of study and insulting Sven......"

Li Chengqian's face darkened, he raised his head and glared at the black-faced Dragon King, and shouted, "Kong Long...... Master's words are not right! "I almost called out King Kong.

The black-faced Dragon King was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned red, he didn't expect the prince to dare to hit him, which made him so angry that he was about to explode, he asked angrily, "What's wrong?" ”

"Hey, don't you know that I have a foot disease, can't I have someone to help me walk, don't you know that I have lost my soul, I don't even know the way, I don't even know how you let me find you, you don't thank you but say that my wife is insulting, you are too honest!" Li Chengqian said with a fierce look in his eyes.

This is an old man who is easy to explode, just now at the door because he was very hot to reprimand himself, took the princess into the study, he immediately scolded angrily, at this time Li Chengqian asked rhetorically, but he was suddenly stunned, and asked: "His Royal Highness the Prince's soul loss has not healed?" ”

"Nope."

"Then how do you know the old man?"

"My wife introduced me."

"Didn't the Imperial Doctor say you're all cured?"

"My body is fine, but my brain is not good."

"Four books and five classics, can Your Highness remember?"

"I don't understand."

"Is it literate?"

"Recognize ...... But I don't know it all. ”

After suffering from the problem, Kong Longwang's face became worse and worse, and finally he seemed to be disappointed, and sat on a low stool, looking at the more breath and less intake.

It seems that when he heard the imperial doctor say that Li Chengqian's health was better, he thought that his brain was also better and he did not lose his memory, so he was in a hurry to pull him to school.

Su Mi said: "Master don't despair, although the prince has forgotten the Four Books and Five Classics, but he is not less intelligent, this morning His Royal Highness had a sudden inspiration, chanted 'Flowers bloom can be folded straight, don't wait for no flowers and empty branches' and 'The article is natural, and the wonderful pen is occasionally obtained'. Therefore, Su Mi thinks that His Royal Highness has forgotten what he has learned before, but thanks to the hard teaching of Master Zi and all the doctors for many years, His Royal Highness has sunk all his talents and learning in his heart, so that he can casually chant such good sentences! ”

When King Kong Long heard Su Mi chanting two lines of poetry, he came back to life, and kept reciting the two lines of poetry in his mouth, and when Su Mi finished speaking, he jumped up from the stool, came to the front of Su Mi, and asked in disbelief: "These two lines of poetry are really written by His Highness?" ”

"Hmm."

"These two poems, wonderful, wonderful......" Kong Longwang's face appeared with a very enjoyable expression, "It's just that these are all wonderful sentences, why don't you have the last sentence?" What about the last sentence? ”

Li Chengqian was about to admit it, and asked King Kong Long to worship him, when he suddenly heard him ask, his face turned blue, and he hurriedly said: "Oh, little mushrooms don't have to be like this!" ”

An old man and a young man looked at him curiously, and Li Chengqian said: "What's so terrible about soul loss, isn't it okay to learn from scratch?" Do you need the master to think about suffocating yourself, do you need Xiao Mushroom to take out your own masterpiece and say that I wrote it in order to protect my face? Hehe......"

Both of them were stunned, and then Su Mi became anxious and said, "Your Highness, it is obviously out of your mouth, how can you be ......a concubine?"

Li Chengqian's hand, which was named the Palm of the Gods, scratched casually, and said with a smile: "Why is it not yours, it is clear that on a piece of paper I saw on your dressing table last night, it was a sentence of accidental inspiration that you wrote casually, and I asked you in the morning, don't you lie in front of the teacher!" ”

Su Mi saw and heard the hint, and looked at him in embarrassment, so she had to shut up and say no more.

King Kong still didn't understand, he looked at you, then at him, and asked, "Is it really not the prince's doing?" ”

The couple nodded.

"The work of the princess's boudoir?"

The shameless man nodded, and the crown princess turned her head in shame.

The light in King Kong's eyes brightened an octave, and he saluted the crown princess: "The crown princess is a hero among women, and the old man was rude just now!" ”

Day, turn your face faster than a book!

Su Mi hurriedly said: "Master doesn't have to be polite, I ......" She couldn't find the words for a while, the poems were indeed good, but not hers, and she couldn't be modest if she wanted to!

"The crown princess doesn't have to be too humble, freezing three inches is not a day's cold, and being able to write such a wonderful sentence is not a great writer who is rich in five cars and eight buckets in talent!" King Kong lowered his posture as if a schoolboy was talking to a teacher, "The old man begged the crown princess to allow the old man to sing this good verse to the students of Hongwenkan, so as to motivate them to study hard. It would be great if the crown princess could complete the two poems. ”

Li Chengqian smiled, asked his wife to deal with this old man, and went to study Lan Tingxu by himself.

Su Mi and Kong Longwang were on their hands for a long time, so they had to learn the same way that Li Chengqian dealt with her in the morning. King Kong Long expressed regret, but his respect for the crown princess remained undiminished.

"Prince, you just said it well, start learning from scratch." King Kong Long turned around and spoke to Li Chengqian, "You have such determination, the old man is very relieved, we will start with a thousand words now!" ”

Li Chengqian reluctantly left Lan Tingxu, sat behind the desk, took a green leather thread-bound book with "Thousand Words" on the cover handed over by Su Mi, and turned the first page......

King Kong Longwang put his hands behind his back, in front of Li Chengqian's desk, and said: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, now that we have entered the early stage of literacy, you read to me: Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang, the universe is desolate......"

"Heaven and earth are yellow, and the universe is desolate."

Kong Longwu was in front of him, took one step and recited a sentence, walked five steps and then turned back, and continued to walk one step and recite a sentence. Although Li Chengqian has a university degree, he doesn't know a lot of traditional Chinese characters, so he just took this opportunity to eliminate illiteracy, so he followed Kong Longwang very seriously, as if he had returned to elementary school. King Kong Longwang was also satisfied when he saw that Li Chengqian's attitude was very serious.

Su Mi sat on the side, and when King Kong Long's eyes collided with Su Mi, he would look at him with great respect and nod his head.

I don't know how long it took, King Kong Long read: "Quiet and emotional, tired of heart, full of truthfulness, and moving the ...... from thing to thing" stopped and said: "That's all for today's study, now Your Highness will review it, and the old man will leave for a while if he has a private matter." ”

After King Kong left under the farewell of the two young couples, Li Chengqian whispered: "I know what the Dragon King has done. ”

"What?"

"People have three urgencies." Low-interest shoddy.

"......" is speechless.