The commotion outside the City God Temple soon spread to the City God Temple.

At this moment, Zhang Tiezui, who is known as the "Iron Mouth God Calculation", was criticizing the eight characters to the people who looked at the face, but was disturbed by the noise outside, so he ordered the little Taoist boy next to him to go out and have a look.

The little Taoist boy is called "Mingyue" and nicknamed "slug", which is assigned to Zhang Tiezui by the City God Temple, and usually in addition to pouring tea and water, sweeping the floor and grinding ink, the only pastime and hobby is to lean against the wall and doze off.

It's rare that there aren't too many fortune tellers today, Xiaodao Tong Mingyue leaned on the corner after finishing the chores, put her hands around her legs, made a shrimp shape, dozed off with her head bowed, and let the snot suck and slept beautifully.

Suddenly awakened by Zhang Tiezui, Xiaodao Tong Mingyue wiped his nose with his sleeve, stood up reluctantly, and after yawning a few times, he went out of the City God Temple and looked out.

After a while, Xiaodao Tong Mingyue turned back and said to Zhang Tiezui: "Master, many people outside are looking at the fortune-telling stall. ”

"Fortune teller? But what about the Liu family's stall? Zhang Tiezui couldn't help frowning.

"Exactly." Mingyue replied.

"Why was there no one before, but now there are more?"

"I heard that the stall is doing what buy two get one free, counting two hexagrams and giving one hexagram, many people surrounded it!"

Zhang Tiezui snorted coldly, "The dog will jump over the wall in a hurry, do you think you can attract customers in this way?" This old man Liu is too naïve! Don't pay attention to him, fortune telling looks like a word of mouth, not a cheap price! ”

"But I heard that the fortune-telling stall just now was very accurate, that's why so many people gathered!" Mingyue snorted and said.

"Accurate? Do I have it? Zhang Tiezui pouted, unhappy.

Mingyue was not stupid, and immediately nodded and said: "Of course, you don't have the master's permission, you are an iron-mouthed god, and you live half an immortal!" It must be those ignorant people who are shouting, master, don't take it to heart! ”

Zhang Tiezui's face softened slightly, and he said, "Don't pay attention to them, these guys are pure autumn grasshoppers, and they can't jump a few times!" After speaking, he waved his sleeves and picked up the teacup to taste the tea. In his opinion, the Liu family has three dollars and one hexagram, and he has at least ten yuan and one hexagram, no matter how hard they try, they can't compare to themselves.

The little boy Mingyue answered, bent down and retreated, but muttered in his heart, where did this grasshopper come from in winter, maybe it is a yellow eel in winter that will make holes, but it will change from a worm to a dragon!

……

Besides, the outside of the City God Temple was very lively, and the fortune-telling stalls of the Liu family father and son were full of people. The old man Liu Dahe had seen so many customers, and he was surprised and happy in his heart.

The good news is that business has suddenly picked up.

It's amazing how so many people can do it.

But it's better to have more business than no business.

So Liu Da happily began to show people, and the man with high eyebrows and bones sat in front of him.

"You are lucky, you can't stop it!" Liu Daxian said happily: "The only thing to pay attention to is not to fight with people who are also lucky, two tigers will fight each other, and they will be injured!" It's like Baoyu shouldn't rub against Mingzhu. ”

"So that means I can fight with someone who is unlucky?"

"That's not going to work either!" Liu Da pondered for a moment: "It is not kind for the lucky person to bully the unlucky. Those who are not kind will not be transported for long! ”

"According to you, I can't fight anyone!"

"Isn't it! In terms of luck, the more humble and self-shepherd, not only can you not fight people, even if you have a small loss, you might as well eat. Liu Da smiled: "There are blessings, not exclusive, let everyone share, the blessings will last!" Well, the next ......! ”

……

That Liu Wenyang has been hiding again since he was "amazingly talented" just now, basically pushing the work of fortune-telling and looking at the face to his father, and he stood aside to help, either spreading paper or grinding ink, by the way, carefully studying and figuring out how the father looked at the face.

It's okay not to look at it, but it makes Liu Wenyang a little confused.

Why is it confusing?

Because Liu Wenyang is present, if you look at the same person, the views of himself and his father are often different.

To be precise, according to the technique of contemplating the appearance on the fragment of the Heavenly Machine, the two should have the same opinion, but the father seems to have deliberately hidden something, and he refuses to explain it thoroughly to the person who looks at it, or it is ambiguous......

That scene was like Lang Zhong prescribing medicine to a patient, knowing how to prescribe the medicine, but he missed a few Chinese herbs.

At first, Liu Wenyang thought that his father was playing tricks, but after seeing more than a dozen people, Liu Wenyang completely appeared, not because his father was playing false, but because he didn't see it at all.

What's going on?

There is only one explanation, that is, Dad didn't understand the physiognomy technique in the Heavenly Machine Fragment at all!

In fact, Liu Wenyang guessed correctly. Daddy Liuda got this broken book when he was young, but unfortunately after pondering for so many years, he didn't have the slightest improvement in his ability to look at physiognomy. The reason for this is that the art of physiognomy pays attention to talent and fate, which is not something that ordinary people can understand thoroughly.

Liu Wenyang is different, he was pedantic and wooden when he committed suicide by jumping into the river before, and he would only die studying; Now he is different, in addition to being talented and intelligent, he used to read a lot of miscellaneous books on physiognomy, such as "Liuzhuang Shenxiang", "Water Mirror Shenxiang", and "Mai Xiangfa" and the like, these miscellaneous books are all ancestral heirlooms.

It is precisely because of such good congenital conditions that Liu Wenyang was able to comprehend the trick of physiognomy in such a short period of time.

In order to verify whether his guess was correct, Liu Wenyang found the right time, and when his father looked wrong, he whispered a few words in his ear.

Although Liuda is average, he also knows right and wrong, and when he heard his son say this, he suddenly realized that he hurriedly corrected his mistake and overturned his previous opinion.

In this way, there is a very interesting scene.

The old man sat and looked at people, but like a rabbit, he pricked up his ears from time to time to listen to his son's muttering, and when his son finished muttering, he shook off and gave people guidance.

That scene is like an old Chinese medicine doctor prescribing medicine to people, and only after listening to the opinions of the people around him did he dare to make a bill.

The guests gathered around to see the appearance were curious, could it be that this old man with a goatee was not as good as his son's? It stands to reason that the family heirloom should be the older and more sophisticated, why is it that the father here is not as good as the son? Yes, it seems that it was also the word of this young posterity before, and this is why the thief was arrested......

With this kind of calculation, people with more eyes began to take the initiative to look for Liu Wenyang.

Liu Wenyang took care of his father's face, and at first he shirked one or two, saying that he was a beginner in physiognomy and did not have his father's superb Yunyun, and hoped that the big guy would still look for his father.

But he couldn't stand those people's soft grinding and hard bubbles, Liu Wenyang had no choice but to ask his father for help with his eyes, and Liu Da said very open-mindedly: "There are too many people, you can help the helper!" ”

got this sentence, and Liu Wenyang officially began to show people.

This is unbelievable, Liu Wenyang looks almost no nonsense, whether it is asking about natural disasters**, marriage, or asking about the future, seeking good fortune, he can break it in one bite.

There are some people who don't believe in this evil and deliberately make things difficult for him, but they are finally convinced by Liu Wenyang's physiognomy technique.

As a result, there are more and more people who were originally in front of Liu Wenyang to look at their faces, but on the contrary, there are fewer and fewer people on Daddy Liuda's side.

On Liuda's side, there were fifteen or sixteen people at first, then seven or eight, then five or six, three or four, and finally only a old lady with flowers on her head was left to face him, her eyes flowed, and she asked very implicitly: "Master, my old man just died, when do you think I can remarry?!" ”

For his son to be stronger than his father, Liu Da's heart is a little bit untasteful.

How to say it, at the beginning, Liu Da was still a little confident in his physiognomy, but this little confidence was very unceremoniously destroyed by his baby son.

And it is so direct, so brilliant, so sparing.

But Liu Da thought about it, how can Liu Wenyang say that he is also his son, his son is stronger than Lao Tzu, and he should be happy as a father.

At the end of this day, he roughly did the business of seventy or eighty people, and got 217 Wen, which can be said to be the most profitable since Liu Da came out of the stall.

After closing the stall, the old man was happy, took out 17 yuan on the way to sell wine, bought two side dishes, a plate of peanuts and a plate of dried tofu, and then returned home and asked Liu Wenyang to call the third uncle Liu Neng to come over and drink.

That Liu Neng lived not far behind his house, and when he heard the news, he came in with his hand in his hand, and shrugged his nose, "Hehe, the house smells of wine...... Big brother, what kind of wealth have you made? ”

For this stammering younger brother, Liu Da couldn't help but feel a little ashamed, he has always been the one who came to help him, either taking rice or noodles, he had never invited him to eat a meal of wine and food, and today's operation of this play is also very simple, two plates of side dishes, a pot of old wine, simple can not be simpler.

"His third uncle, I'm sorry. For the time being, I can only invite you to eat and drink these, and when our business is good in the future, I will invite you to go to the restaurant for a big meal! Liuda said embarrassedly.

"What are you talking about?! When did I get rid of this? Isn't it nice to have food and drink? Liu Neng stammered, grinning and sitting down, "But business is worth celebrating!" Hehe, come, come on a bowl! ”

"Ah Yang, hurry up and help your third uncle pour it!"

Liu Wenyang hurriedly took the wine jug and poured wine for Liu Neng.

Liu Neng was not polite, picked up the wine bowl and pursed his lips, and drank it cleanly.

"Okay, the third child is good! Brother will accompany you for one! Liu Da also lifted his neck and took a bite.

This wine is not a high-concentration spirit, but a glutinous rice wine often sold during the New Year's holidays, although the degree is not high, but it can be drunk if you drink too much.

Liu Da and Liu Neng, the two old brothers, you have a bowl, and I have a bowl to drink, and from time to time they talk about the past, and the brothers inevitably sigh with emotion and tears.

Next to him, Liu Wenyang had no chance to drink at all, and completely became a small man who poured wine, occasionally picking up chopsticks to pick up a few peanuts and a few dried tofu pads to pad his stomach. But before he ate a few bites, he was pulled by his father to tell the history of bitter tears, saying how to pull him up with a handful of and urine; Either he was patted on the back by the third uncle and stammered, saying that he would be filial to your father in the future, your father was not easy, and it was very hard.

In short, our Liu Daguan was very hard to drink, and his stomach was so hungry that he was drumming. When the two old men had eaten and drunk enough, it was his turn to turn over the wine jug, but there were only a few mouthfuls of residual wine left, and the two side dishes were three peanuts and two dried tofu......

Liu Da and Liu Neng drank too much rice wine, and they were a little dizzy at the moment, and they supported each other and shouted "enjoyable" and "happy", and they wanted to "sleep together" and "chat...... The two brothers are going to go to the river together to "catch loaches"!

Liu Wenyang finally separated the "affectionate" brothers, for fear that they would not be able to catch loaches, but would become the son-in-law of the Dragon King.

sent the third uncle out of the door, then helped the father to the bed, washed the chopsticks and wine bowls, drank a few large bowls of tea, and filled his stomach, and then turned over and went to bed.

Besides, the third uncle Liu Neng staggered back to the next room, and the black light was almost put under the bed in the night pot to eat.

So he hiccuped and asked his mother-in-law, "Why don't you light the lamp?" ”

The fat woman lay on the bed and said angrily: "What lamp?" Pour so much yellow soup, are you willing to come back?! ”

"Why can't I come back? This is my home! Besides, my eldest brother finally invited, invited me to have a drink, what are you nagging an old lady about? "This is why Liu can drink a lot of wine to dare to say this, and it is estimated that he has already been soft on weekdays.

The fat woman was soaring, and she dared to go cross-legged after drinking, so she kicked Liu Neng, who was undressing, off the bed.

Bang, bang, and then there's no movement down there.

The fat woman called a few times, but there was no response, she was afraid, so she hurriedly got up and lit the oil lamp, and looked, but saw that Liu Neng was hugging the night pot on the ground, opening her mouth wide and sleeping soundly.

"This dead ghost!" The fat woman cursed, but she was still afraid that the man would catch a cold lying on the ground, so she took the night pot, wiped his face, and then helped him to bed.

Liu Neng was helped to the bed in a daze, and woke up by tossing, just in the dim light, but when he saw his mother-in-law's big face, which was originally very black and ugly, it looked extremely cute, and he couldn't help but turn around and press her under him.

The fat woman asked in surprise: "What are you doing?" ”

Liu Neng: "Do it, do it!" Then he began to tear at the mother-in-law's clothes. In the past, it was the fat woman who acted in bed to take the initiative, and Liu Neng was passive, it can be said that she was completely strong and weak in men, but she didn't expect that this Liu Neng poured too much yellow soup, and there was such a move, which surprised the fat woman.

Just when the fat woman was stunned, Liu Neng had already pressed up fiercely, and the momentum was fierce, and the combat power soared thousands of times.

The fat woman couldn't help but howl like a pig, in pain, but felt a feeling that she had never felt before filled her body.

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