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Chapter 34 The sad little white face

"Boom! Rumble! Rumble! ”

As if thousands of thunderbolts roared, the entire hall exploded at once.

Li Dan, Princess Taiping, Wu Sansi, Wu Chenghei, Li Chengqi, Princess Shouchang, Zhang Shuo, as well as the eunuchs and palace maids who were busy, were all dumbfounded, as if they had been struck by lightning.

Even Li Longji was stunned, his mouth opened wide, his eyes widened, and his face was in disbelief.

No one thought that Zhang Changzong would say such an astonishing thing without being shocked.

"You ......" Li Dan was already unhappy about this, Zhang Changzong patted him on the shoulder and said so, can he stand it?

One of Li Dan's faces was distorted, and his face had turned purple.

Princess Taiping's good-looking little mouth was round, and her face was shocked. She has always been known for her courage, and she was also shocked by Mo Ming at this time.

Wu Sansi and Wu Chengsi were also stunned. They are unhappy with Li Dan, and they can't wait to trample Li Dan under their feet, but they can't help but be surprised by this about Wu Zetian's reputation.

"Scream! Call Daddy! Just when everyone was shocked, they saw Zhang Changzong holding his head high, squinting at Li Dan, and urging loudly.

"Lord Chunguan has drunk too much, and you don't have to worry about it." Zhang said that he reacted quickly, hurriedly grabbed his head, with a smile on his face, and started a round.

"Who says I drank too much? I didn't drink much. Zhang Changzong didn't appreciate it at all, his tongue was big, and he said: "I slept with Wu Zetian, and I am his father." ”

"......" His voice was not high, but it had the power of a thunderous thunderbolt, and everyone was so thunderous that they couldn't speak.

Even Li Longji opened his mouth wide and was speechless for a long time.

Zhang Changzong's words were so shocking that Li Longji and the others were so shocked that they were numb.

Zhang Changzong asked Li Dan to call him father, which was shocking enough. These words are even more shocking, he actually made it clear, he has slept with Wu Zetian, is there anything more shocking than this?

"Shut up." Princess Taiping's face darkened, her flower-like face was as black as a curly skin, and she scolded Zhang Changzong.

This is about Wu Zetian's reputation, and she naturally has to maintain it as a daughter.

Moreover, Zhang Changzong was introduced to Wu Zetian by her, if this word reached Wu Zetian's ears, Zhang Changzong would certainly be unlucky, and she, the referrer, would also suffer.

"Smack!" Zhang Changzong's right hand slapped heavily on the short case, squinted at Princess Taiping, and said, "You are not big or small, who do you tell to shut up?" I didn't tell you, I slept with Wu Zetian, and I am your father. You, call Daddy! ”

"......" Princess Taiping pointed at Zhang Changzong, trembling with anger, but speechless.

"Lord Chunguan, you are joking, you are joking." Wu Sansi had a smile on his face, and he was very cordial, as if he had seen an old ancestor, and ran to Zhang Changzong and said cautiously.

This is about Wu Zetian's reputation, if he doesn't stop it, he won't be able to get rid of it.

"You're Wu Sansi, aren't you?" Zhang Changzong's right hand stretched out, and his white right hand patted Wu Sansi's fat face, as if he was patting a puppy, and said: "Wu Zetian is your aunt, I have slept with her, and I am your uncle." Quick, call uncle. ”

Wu Sansi was full of black lines, he came to play a round, but he was taken advantage of by Zhang Changzong.

"It's not impossible to call uncle, but you can't call it here." Wu Sansi is a sycophant, don't say to call him uncle, just ask him to call him uncle, he will agree.

Of course, the premise is that the occasion is right.

"Lord Chunguan, let's change the place and call again, okay?" Wu Sansi put his mouth to Zhang Changzong's ear, lowered his voice, and said softly.

"Nope." Zhang Changzong flatly refused, his head was raised, his chest was straight, and he said in a rough voice: "It's called here." It's not good to change places. It's called here, and it's good. ”

Brush!

Wu Sansi's face, which was thicker than the city wall, turned red all of a sudden, even redder than Second Brother Guan's face.

He has already put down his body and promised to call Zhang Changzong his uncle, but you can't say it in front of so many people, it's too embarrassing.

"Lord Chunguan, ...... you" Wu Chengsi saw that Wu Sansi was embarrassed, and he was secretly refreshed, but after all, their surname was Wu and they were the children of the Wu family, so he had to help with this and be busy playing a round.

"And you, called uncle!" Zhang Changzong is really drunk, like a mad dog, catching and biting whom.

"Ugh." Wu Chengsi grinded his teeth and couldn't speak.

"You slept with your aunt, of course you are an uncle, although you are not as old as me, I should call you uncle." Wu Chengsi secretly said in his heart: "But you can't call it here." There are so many people, I can't scream. ”

Wu Chengsi is also a boneless sycophant, don't say that he is called Uncle Zhang Changzong, let him be called the ancestor.

"Wow." Zhang Changzong picked up the wine glass, drank it all, and said beautifully: "Do you think that Wu Zetian is high, and it is amazing?" She's not a big deal. She stripped naked, just a woman, a very dissolute woman. ”

"......" Zhang Changzong's voice was high-pitched and excited, however, Li Dan and the others were all scorched and tender one by one, and they were directly stupid.

Some people were pale, without a trace of blood, as if they had been buried in the earth, with a frightened face, and covered their ears with their hands.

Zhang Changzong is exposing Wu Zetian's scandal, this is fierce news, if Wu Zetian knows, she is angry, the consequences are too strict, who can not be afraid?

"You don't believe it, do you?" Zhang Changzong stood up, his body staggered, raised his head, straightened his chest, pointed to his crotch, and said: "She squatted down, sucked me, blew on me, ** ......again and again."

Brush!

Li Dan, Princess Taiping, Li Chengqi, and Princess Shouchang turned red all of a sudden, and their faces were full of shame.

Wu Zetian was so exposed that as children, grandchildren, they only felt ashamed and had no place, and they couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Even Wu Sansi and Wu Chengsi also had a purple face, full of shame.

As nephews, they also feel faceless.

"It turns out that Wu Zetian is such a wave." Li Longji's face was ugly, but he was a little wolf.

After all, Li Longji is a modern person, and he is more open-minded about such things.

Although the Tang Dynasty was unrestrained, it was not as good as modern people, right?

"If I want Wu Zetian to pose as much as she wants, she will pose as much as she wants." Maybe it was the emperor who slept with him, Zhang Changzong had a special sense of accomplishment, as soon as the conversation box was opened, he couldn't hold it back, he pulled his throat and told him widely, saying: "I want her to lie down and she will lie down, I want her to be tall with her fat white buttocks, the grass and Feifei land make my blood boil, I go into battle with a gun, gallop on a prancing horse, and she ...... tactfully under my crotch."

The more Zhang Changzong spoke, the more unorthodox he became, and he publicized all kinds of details. Later, his voice was shrill and piercing, similar to that of a eunuch. Moreover, with a sense of excitement, his eyes were glowing red, looking at the beautiful Princess Taiping, and an alternative look appeared on his face.

It's not a thing! I also wanted to chop bamboo and pull bamboo shoots, and the old and young people ate it together.

"Shut up!" A shout rang out, from the mouths of Li Dan, Princess Taiping, Li Chengqi, Princess Shouchang, and Zhang Shuo.

Even Wu Sansi and Wu Chengsi also shouted in unison.

The two of them are sycophants, and in order to please Zhang Changzong, they did not hesitate to put down their bodies and lead him to the stirrup, and they had to be angry at this time.

"You want me to shut up? Dream on. Zhang Changzong not only did not shut up, but became even more proud, and said: "I'll just say it, just say it......"

Inadvertently, when I saw Li Longji, my eyes widened, and I pointed at Li Longji, and said, "Your name is Li Longji, right?" I sue you, I am your grandfather. You, call grandfather. ”

"You're a girl." Li Longji was already angry, and was named by Zhang Changzong again, and a wave of anger rushed to the top door, grabbed a bowl of vegetables, and was about to smash it.

"Third brother, no." Li Chengqi was beside Li Longji, hurriedly grabbed him, and said in a low voice: "Absolutely not." Third brother, you are too reckless. Although this matter made His Majesty's face gloomy, no one can say for sure what His Majesty would do with it. Thinking about Xue Huaiyi, a fire burned Mingtang, and His Majesty ignored it. No matter how big this matter is, it can't be as big as Xue Huaiyi burning the Ming Hall. ”

He was right, although Zhang Changzong exposed the fierce news, making Wu Zetian's face gloomy, it was much lighter than Xue Huaiyi's burning of Mingtang. Xue Huaiyi burned the Ming Hall, Wu Zetian didn't ask, no one could say what to do with it.

If Li Longji smashed Zhang Changzong, it would be a stab in the sky.

"Big brother......" Li Longji muttered in Li Chengji's ear.

"Hmm." Li Chengqi's eyes lit up, grabbed the lamp on the short case, and shouted: "I'll smash you bastard!" ”

"Whew!" With a strong wind, he smashed it against Zhang Changzong.

(Sorry!) I'm really sorry friends. I went out for a drink, and I came back very late, and now I have been interrogated, and now I will come out after the revision, please forgive me, friends. Now is harmony in power, the world is big, the harmony is the greatest, and if one is not good, he will be judged, hey. ）