Chapter 495 Turning Hands into Clouds
Walking on the familiar street, Yang Feng's mind was full of question marks, but no matter what he thought, he couldn't think of a reason, and when he was at a loss, there was a sudden noise in his ears, and when he looked up, he saw Xu Tu standing on the high platform, preaching something loudly.
"Why didn't the little Heavenly Master come in person? Who asked such stupid words? Just Li Dao and Guo Yan, where can I use the little heavenly master to take action in person? Even their master, Dong Zhuo, is just a defeated general, let alone two lackeys? In fact, before leaving, the little heavenly master once made a divination with his own hands, he said: peach and plum, more than two people, yellow finches fly around the mountain, like a garden ......"
People rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, at this moment, Xu Tu has changed out of the short shirt worn by the market people, put on a cyan robe, with a gossip crown on his head, one hand is dusty, and the other hand is holding an orchid finger on his chest.
"What do you mean? This is a heavenly machine, a heavenly machine! How can it be that you mortals can understand? Well, since you are so sincere, I will explain it to you. Peach and plum, it's Guo Yan and Li Dao, why? Isn't that clear? Guo Tongguo, like the peach, is round, plus a plum, who else is not these two scourges? ”
"As for these two people, hehe, that's amazing! Next to the double, add a surplus word, isn't it a Xu word? And the meaning of the two people, there is also a layer of allusion, that is, the two people surnamed Xu, that is, the nemesis of Tao Li! From Qingzhou to Hedong, the road is full of mountains, if there is no yellow finch like lightness, how can you come with a large army in such a short time? The meaning of Wanzhuan Garden is ......"
Xu Tu has a lot of deviations, but the actual level of transformation is not high, these far-fetched proverbs and nursery rhymes are all made up by him temporarily, far-fetched, and can be described as full of flaws. In the eyes of connoisseurs. Casual pointing, you can pierce his cowhide.
There are no celebrities in the Yellow Turban Army, but there are many masters in this way, but the high-level has reached a consensus, and it is too late for these people to help fulfill the lie, where will they come to dismantle Xu Tu's platform?
With his back against the big tree, and someone adding fuel to the fire, Doctor Xu's demagogic trip will naturally be smooth.
I saw him pretending to be a ghost on stage. Babbling, there were bursts of joy and admiration from time to time in the audience, and no one could care about being disappointed that the little heavenly master didn't come in person.
Master Xu said it well, kill chickens with a knife to deal with scum like Li Dao and Guo Yan. It is enough to send two generals in a targeted manner. Look at Master Xu's current demeanor, and then think about his former appearance, Master Xu, who has been taught by Xiaotian Master's words and deeds, is simply like two people.
That General Xu Yuanzhi is the confidant and favorite general of the Little Heavenly Master, and he is far more valued than Master Xu, so does he need to talk about his leadership?
The most important thing is that the little heavenly master also used the supreme supernatural power to calculate a hexagram. Calculated that General Xu is Li Dao's nemesis, what else is there to worry about?
"Master, why don't you come to my house for dinner tonight? Then calculate a hexagram for me, and calculate when my daughter-in-law can add a boy to our old Li family? ”
"Come less. This also has to be asked of the master? Just work harder on your own. Master, come to our house, and give us a dream when you're done, my father has been giving me a dream for a while. Do the math, what does my dad want me to do? ”
"Master. And my ......"
"Master, I ...... too"
Thinking like this, after Xu Tu finished explaining the proverbs, it was normal for the enthusiasm of the Baibo soldiers and civilians to burst out.
Yang Feng was unimpressed with the set of things Xu Tu said, let alone Xu Tu, even the Zhang Jiao brothers back then were nothing to predict the prophet, and they were like gods. Wang Yu's clever calculations still belong to the category of strategizing, and they have nothing to do with divination or anything.
However, looking at the scene in front of him, Yang Feng still felt very relieved. Although the situation is far from improving, popular morale and morale are beginning to recover. It's like returning to the thriving mental outlook of Bai Bozhong more than a year ago, under the shadow of the hussar general.
With this kind of spiritual head, the two strong enemies in front of him are not so terrifying, at least they are no longer the feeling that is difficult to shake.
Thinking of this, his heart suddenly moved, Xu Shu refused to say it directly, but since Xu Tu's task is to appease people's hearts, he will never be ignorant of Xu Shu's thoughts and plans, right?
Thinking about this section, Yang Feng did not hesitate, shook his arms, and walked towards the high platform with a wave of his arms.
This kind of unruly behavior will of course make people dissatisfied, but the scolding crowd turned their heads and saw that it was Yang Feng, and they could only keep their mouths shut, such a thing as privilege exists more or less in any group.
"Yang Shuai, do you want to calculate a hexagram too?" Xu Tu's face was full of red light, the current scenery, he hadn't experienced it for a long time, only when the flag was just raised, and the mood of the military and the people was at its highest, he was once embraced like this. Just enjoying the enthusiasm of ordinary soldiers and ordinary people was already a little difficult to satisfy his vanity, and Yang Feng's appearance was just right.
"Do you want to count your future or your fortune? Shaking the head means...... Neither? Hey? This is strange, is it possible that you want to ask about marriage? ”
"Less nonsense! Follow me! Yang Feng put his arms around the person, separated the crowd and walked out.
Yang Feng's martial arts are not first-class, but he is also a veteran military general who has been on the battlefield for a long time, and it is not easy to deal with a Xu Tu who has loose fists and feet and can only pretend to be a ghost? After the latter was embraced, he couldn't say a word, like a little chicken, and was taken away by Yang Feng.
failed to have close contact with Master Xu, who was diligent in Taoism, and the audience was disappointed and dissatisfied. There was the one with pointed ears, and when he heard Xu Tu's last words, his eyes rolled and he smiled wickedly. and a few people around him bit their ears, and everyone was also good, and recommended a person with a sharp tongue to go to Yang Qushuai's house with a smoke.
Yang Shuai is afraid of internal problems, everyone in the army knows it, and everyone is annoyed that Yang Qushuai is a bad person, so they naturally want to make him a little bad.
Poor Yang Feng knew that Bai Bojun, who was lifeless not long ago, had the idea of pranking at this moment, and he stabbed him in the soft underbelly at once, at this moment, he was viciously extorting a confession from the even more pitiful Xu Tu.
"Xu Tu, Xu Banxian, don't think that if you climb a high branch, you can get a fight in front of someone. Tell you, when you arrive in Qingzhou, Yang is also a general under the command of the lord. The status is still higher than yours! If I want to clean you up, it's no easier, don't toast or eat and drink! ”
"Oops, hey!" Xu Tu slapped his thigh aggrievedly, hit the sky-high price and shouted: "My Brother Yang, Yang Dashuai, what are you doing like that?" I'm just a liaison, a guide, a pawn! What is General Yuanzhi's plan, why would he consult with me? I really don't know! Words to know. I can't hide it from anyone! ”
"Less of this!" Yang Feng didn't care about all this, just stared at him.
"General Xu only brought five deputies on this trip, Guan Hai and Xiao Lizi and Confused are all the way, and they can't talk to anyone about things. Pan Zhang and Ma Zhong are both newcomers, although they have collars. But after all, too little is known; Pei Yuanshao and Lao Han are the same way, and if you can come up with some ideas, that is, you. ”
"But ......"
"At last night's banquet, didn't you brag about learning a lot from Master Jia? Since he is Jia Junshi's apprentice, how can he not have some resourcefulness? Even if General Xu doesn't consult with you, you will definitely be able to guess something. ”
"That'...... I'll tell you about it? Ugly words are said in front of you. These are all my guesses, if you guess wrong, it's a matter of ability, not attitude, Yang Shuai, you can't be rude. ”
"Less nonsense. Speak quickly! Yang Feng kicked over.
"Oops!" Xu Tu snorted bitterly, stopped bargaining, and said quickly: "Yang Shuai, do you think that my distant brother's strategy will definitely be discovered?" ”
Yang Feng frowned and replied, "He said so himself." ”
"But have you ever thought about it? After Li Daitao's strategy was discovered, how would Li Dao react? Xu Tu opened.
"How do you react?" Yang Feng was stunned. He really didn't think about this festival, in his mind, the plan was recognized, it was a failure, and naturally there would be no follow-up.
"Think about it, when you hear this news, Li Dao will definitely be taken aback. Then he would wonder if it was we who were trying to scare him, and then he would send scouts to investigate and collect a lot of information to go back......"
Yang Feng nodded, and shook his head again: "What's the use of that?" And he won't let that stop him from quitting. ”
Xu Tu said calmly: "Li Dao is not a fool, how can he listen to the wind and rain, and just retreat away like this?" If my distant brother was concerned about this, how could he get the trust of the lord and make such a great name in the Central Plains? ”
“…… You don't sell Guan Zi to Lao Tzu, if you have anything to say, say it quickly, tell the truth, and then make a mystery, Lao Tzu will recognize you, Lao Tzu's fist must not recognize you! Yang Feng thought for a moment, but he didn't know what to do, knowing that his resourcefulness was much worse than Xu Shu's, and he couldn't keep up with the other party's train of thought at all, so he simply raised his fist and continued to intimidate a witch doctor.
Xu Tu was so frightened that he shrank his neck, didn't dare to show his wits anymore, and explained in a low voice: "Actually, I can't guess what Yuan Zhi thinks, but one thing is certain, Yuan Zhi's goal is Guo Tai, and the best way to deal with the Xiliang Army is to fool them into fighting Guo Tai with us, and even they go to fight Guo Tai, let's watch the excitement on the side, and hurry by the way." ”
"Phew!" Yang Feng immediately gasped, his eyes widened in disbelief, and he asked loudly: "Let Xiliang Jun ignore us and fight Mrs. Guo?" How is this possible? Even if you quit the army, it's easier than that, right? General Yuanzhi, is he ...... Ahem, in short, it's completely impossible, you're definitely talking nonsense! ”
Although he swallowed back the crazy evaluation, Yang Feng's meaning was fully revealed, he felt that this was nonsense, ridiculous!
"I said it a long time ago, I guessed!" Xu Tu was very aggrieved, and at the same time a little unhappy that he was underestimated: "Yang Shuai, in fact, you just haven't seen Yuan Zhi's courage, otherwise...... Speaking of which, Yuan Zhi and the Lord are very similar. You just have to treat him like a lord, and you won't be so surprised. ”
Yang Feng calmed down, and he tried to combine the omnipotent image in his mind with the current situation. At first, his mind was still a mess, but soon, he sorted out some clues, and then he was surprised to find that if Wang Yu was here, maybe he would really come up with such an unbelievable strategy.
It's just that the main owner is not here after all, and now this Xu Yuanzhi, does he really have the collar to turn his hands into clouds and cover his hands for rain?