[41] Verbal warfare

Yao Fan gave him a chance to speak, took a step closer, pointed at his face with his middle finger halberd, and said: "Do you know that after the words 'parents are here, don't travel far', there is also a sentence 'You must have a way', which means that as long as you tell your family where you go, where can you go in the world?"

But I don't blame you, the so-called reading thousands of books is better than traveling thousands of miles, how can you, a little frog at the bottom of the well, know the ambition of the world's heroes.

In addition, I will teach you a complete sentence, the so-called: 'Filial piety comes first, the original heart is not the original trace, and the original trace is poor and there is no filial son.' All evil and fornication, regardless of the heart, and the heart of the world is less perfect. ’

The first half of this sentence is to say that filial piety is in the heart, not made to show for others, when it comes to putting on a show, how can the poor put on a good show over the rich?

For example, a person is very poor and wants to buy a fish for his parents to eat, but he really has no money and cannot afford it, so he feels very miserable and only hopes to slowly save some money to buy it. As long as he has this heart, as long as his emotions are true, we can't say that he is unfilial!

If the poor can't compare with the rich, is it said that the poor are all unfilial? But anyone who puts on a show of filial piety for others is just a show off to whitewash their ignorance.

As for the second half of this sentence, I'll tell you about it, Kong Laoer...... The sage said, 'Eating and drinking men and women are the great desires of man.' 'My Fair Lady and Gentleman, this is the most simple truth in the world, as long as you don't do the evil act of robbing the people's daughters to force adultery and abuse, where is there anything wrong with your heart?

Brother Guo, can you remember this time? I don't have to say good things twice! ”

Guo Jixiu was scolded by Yao Fan, his whole body trembled with anger, and he suddenly wanted to reach out to hit Yao Fan, but he was afraid that Yao Fan was tall and strong and did not dare to make a move, so he was even more angry, his face was blue, and his chest was tight and short of breath.

He wanted to refute it with words for a while, but he was so speechless that he was indignant in his heart, so he had to put away his hatred and thought: "I can't underestimate this villain in the market!" This man must have read some books...... Hmph, wait for my father's book to go up, there will be a day when you cry! ”

Seeing Guo Jixiu stammering when he was scolded by Yao Fan, the little guy dressed up by the younger brother of Huang Jinshan rolled his eyes and said to Huang Jinshan: "This Yao Fan's mouth is so powerful!" It's just iron, and he talks like a cannon! ”

Huang Jinshan was also moved: "You really can't underestimate him, this person has seen the outside world!" The mouth is so poisonous! ”

Yao Fan and Guo Jixiu quarreled, and Zhou Xiusong was in a hurry, Zhou Xiusong saw that the two of them were arguing about each other, as if they were going to get more and more stiff, this was not his original intention to be a peacemaker today, so he didn't dare to relax anymore, and hurriedly said: "The two brothers are both good at learning, but my drama here is better, let's watch the play." ”

Guo Jixiu suppressed his anger and forced a smile: "Zhuang Ziyun, my life has an end and I know no end, it seems that I am used to reading sage books, but I don't read enough garbage miscellaneous books." ”

Yao Fan shook his head while saying no, shook his head and sighed: "Poor! You are a half-joker, but you like to wander around in a half bottle outside, but you don't know that there is a sentence behind Zhuangzi's words, called 'There is no end to it'.

What this means is that you are a joke like this, your brain is about the same size as a melon seed, and you can write down something with your limited life to learn infinite knowledge? Isn't it still the fur that can only remember some half-sentences, but when you go out, you stinky and show off, but you are shot to death as a fool?

Alas, I advised Brother Guo to go home from now on and practice farming, and never to spoil the sage's book again. Judging by the eyes of countless readers I have seen in my travels from south to north, you are not this piece of material at all! ”

As soon as these words came out, there were many squires around who couldn't hold back their laughter, but when they laughed, they felt rude, so their faces twisted strangely. The Guo family has many bullying behaviors in the local area, and their reputation is extremely stinky, so no one helps Guo Jixiu to fight grievances.

If you want to talk about that little guy, he was the first to snort and cover his mouth and laugh out loud, he really couldn't stand Yao Fan's witty expression, he was obviously scolding, but it was like complaining about slander, which was even more amusing than the gentleman who invited him to talk about cross talk at home.

Guo Jixiu was insulted by this, and suddenly there was a violent atmosphere, a depression atmosphere, and a shameful atmosphere, and the three gases were entangled into a strand of top of his head, and his already angry face immediately turned black and purple! If he had a knife in his hand at this time, he would have to stab Yao Fan to death on the spot.

Seeing this, Zhou Xiusong secretly complained bitterly, and shouted in his heart, "It's not good! ", hurriedly said: "The two benevolent brothers don't drop their schoolbags anymore, they have both read the books of the sages, why bother to give each other faces, this is also difficult for the saints in the sky." Today, brother and I will be the east, and the meeting will be held, everyone will drink two cups, all kinds of unhappiness in the past, just laugh at it, right? ”

Having said that, Zhou Xiusong also understands that this verbal trouble is already so cruel, and it is unrealistic to want the two to reconcile. He just hopes that there won't be any trouble in the rest of the day.

Under the pull of Zhou Xiusong, Guo Jixiu said no with a dark face, clenched his fists tightly, and sat down at a table in the theater garden that had been prepared for him a long time ago, and drank the herbal tea sent by the Zhou family.

Yao Fanxin said that this Guo Jixiu is thick-skinned, and he won't leave when he is scolded by me like this, is it because Lao Tzu will not beat him?

Yao Fan looked back at his fellow men standing in the distance, and saw that they were all happy. It is estimated that even if they don't understand what they are scolding, they can already see that they have the upper hand.

Yao Fan nodded proudly to the guys, then turned back to look at Princess Tiejing and Yang Yanqing Nianbai on the stage, and clapped his hands suddenly.

Yao Fan applauded, and the guys behind him didn't understand what Yao Fan meant, and they also shouted loudly, and the voice was loud.

Zhou Xiusong saw Yao Fan's unrelenting trouble, Guo Jixiu's face was gloomy as if he was about to drip blood, and he complained bitterly, so he hurriedly got up and covered up: "Today, my Zhou family held a church meeting, in order to have fun with all the squires, my third child is a self-proclaimed ticket friend, but he has already dressed up, and he will go up to give the big guy a "Second Entrance Palace" in a while, everyone will have to cheer a lot!" ”

Hearing Zhou Xiusong say this round, all the squires laughed and bowed their hands: "Okay!" We're waiting to see the appearance of the third master! ”

Zhou Xiusong smiled and stirred up the atmosphere and said: "If you have a favorite joke, you just have to go to the back to find the master of Shengtai Bansheng, dress up and show your hand, and call everyone Lele." ”

As soon as these words came out, a few squires were itchy, and they couldn't help but want to get up and go to the back # stage, but they didn't want to be too prominent, so they sat and waited for the third master of the Zhou family to sing before making plans.

Zhou Xiusong came to Yao Fan's side and said with a smile: "I think Brother Yao can understand Peking Opera, which is already rare, probably can't sing, right?" ”

Yao Fan was impatient with Zhou Xiusong's momentum of pasting everywhere, glared, and retorted: "I can sing!" Although foreigners don't listen to Peking Opera, my family has always listened to it, and has raised a team and made many new plays. ”

Zhou Xiusong was dumbfounded: "Brother Yao didn't say it just now, there is actually an opera troupe at home?" How can I tell sù that I can't hear overseas? Brother Yao's words, one should be punished, why don't you go up and pretend to listen to it, let's have fun together? ”

Yao Fan said scoldly: "Although I have a team at home, I am in business, and I really don't listen to it often, so I don't mean to scold you." Brother Zhou is the master, since he wants to be punished, then I'll pretend to be a part, what's so difficult about this? ”

Yao Fan got up and walked to the back of the stage.

Yao Fan arrived at the back of the stage, and the erhu sanxian gave instructions, so, so, so, so and so clearly, the flowing water, loose board, and slow board all instructed the people who played single drums and hand boards, and took out a silver ticket of two hundred taels, and said happily: "Take it and drink." ”

Although the master of the Shengtai class had never heard of the music card pointed out by Yao Fan, he saw that Yao Fan said that he had a nose and eyes, and he was generous, so he accepted it.

The son of the Huang family, who was dressed as a little girl in Tsing Yi in the audience, was surprised when he saw Yao Fan go to the #stage, thinking that Yao Fan was the first to go up, could it be that he could really sing two sentences? This person is not only sharp in words and will bury people, but also this elegance?

When the third master of the Zhou family came out and sang a second entry into the palace, the applause below.

Next, Yao Fan didn't put on any makeup, he came out in a naked robe, stood up, and smiled chicly: "Everyone! I am Yao Fan, today I was fortunate to be invited by the uncle of the Zhou family, came to Guibaozhuang to listen to the meeting, and I was really happy. ”

After saying this, Yao Fan arched his hand to the audience, and the squires below were also quite enthusiastic, and returned the salute sporadically.

Yao Fan's mother, Li Hongmei, was a professor of folk music at the university, so Yao Fan was no stranger to various instruments and scores of folk music. What he sang today was not Peking Opera, but Liu Huan's "The Goer".

The world of people and ghosts

Ten thousand dollars seem to be generous

Floating life is like a dream

Only hard work is good

The red face is vague

Wave it and come back

Life and death are destined to be settled early

Mourning lingers in the dark

Helplessly, youth is gone

Helplessly, the country is really easy to change

Friendship is priceless and insecure

Heaven sends down enemies

I have no choice but to return to the stars

Helpless when to transport others to slaughter

Zhong Mingding ate for a while

Empty yesterday's wealth

The landscape is blurred

Flowing flowers are low haze

Long-cherished wish to fish in the cold river

The wind swept whiskers white

The three strings replace the guqin, and outside the artistic conception, it is dyed with three points of desolation and sadness.

The violin was replaced with an erhu, and there were seven more points of agitation and generosity in the heaviness.

The occasional ethereal blow of the single drum and the hand board are like a pulse through the ages! Traveling through time and space.

Yao Fan participated in the Peking Opera Club in college, played Peking Opera veterans, and learned bel canto singing with his mother in middle school.

As a result, although the first four dare not say that the cooperation is seamless, but in a hurry, they have gathered into a surging historical song!

After a song, Yao Fan's guys cheered first, and the sound of slapping and applauding was like waves, shaking the azure cloth shed on the courtyard that shaded the sun. The first time the guys saw the owner singing, it was still such a flavorful melody, it was really a five-body body that they worshipped, and the slap was about to be broken.

I saw that the little servant of the Huang family in the audience was also drunk and fascinated, he held his heart with one hand on his chest, but tightly grasped his brother Jinshan's fan with the other. I saw that his eyes were flooded like autumn waves, his color was like spring water, his face seemed to be smiling, and he seemed to be infatuated, if he wasn't dressed as a man, he would really make people think that he was a daughter.

Yao Fan saw the little guy below staring at him with a nymphomaniac's peach blossom eyes from a distance on the stage, and he couldn't help but feel a chill in his vest, and said in his heart: I heard that there were many people who loved broken sleeves and peach in ancient times, but I didn't expect it to be so popular......

So Yao Fan's thick eyebrows twisted slightly, and he glared at the little guy fiercely.

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