Chapter 055
Upstairs, Mrs. Cheng was amazed when she saw the performance of "A Bowl of Jade", and said to Cheng Shixiong: "This girl is not easy, it's really not easy, on a cold day, wearing such thin clothes, just to make my wife happy, son, you see that other people's bodies are as soft as noodles, you should reward her with some money." ”
"Don't worry, the child knows." Cheng Shixiong said, immediately waved to the side, and a family member immediately hurried over, and said with a smile: "Master, you command......"
At this moment, the girl on the stage shot out a poisonous needle, and the man in the green coat and hat bent down to listen to Cheng Shixiong's instructions, and suddenly felt an itch on his neck.
The girl on the stage saw that the assassination failed, and she was secretly annoyed in her heart, at this time, it was impossible to install a poison needle in the arrow whistle in front of everyone's eyes, she could afford to put it down, and knew that there was no chance, so she immediately retreated, danced for a while, and then made a gesture to close, and retreated hurriedly.
The housekeeper passed the master's instructions to the housekeeper Peng downstairs, and the housekeeper Peng went to the tent to withdraw two silver rewards, and the master of the Wu class got the reward, and stood under the stage with a happy heart, full of joy.
Then came to the stage is good at Tibetan art (magic) Lao Jiang, Lao Jiang saw that "a bowl of jade" won the silver, can't help but shake the spirit, come up with his own unique skills, he took out a rope, shook in the wind, the rope stood up straight like a stick, and Cheng Taijun was amazed.
Lao Jiang threw the rope into the air again, and the rope immediately hung straight in the air, Lao Jiang arched his hand and smiled: "Today's old birthday star is 60 years old, and the little old man came to worship his birthday empty-handed, isn't it embarrassing?" Fortunately, the little old man still knows a few hands of kung fu on the left side of the door, this rope, the old birthday star, don't look at it short, but it can reach the heavens, the little old man will ask the apprentice to climb up, climb the heavens, and steal the pan to honor your old man. ”
After Lao Jiang finished speaking, he waved his hand, and the little apprentice spat in his palm, and climbed up the rope like a monkey, and disappeared on the roof of the shed after a while.
All the spectators craned their necks to look at the stage, trying to get a glimpse of the mystery of his trick, when the poison in the poisoned needle began to kick in. He only felt dizzy, shortness of breath, and a little breathless. He didn't know where he was unwell, and he didn't dare to lose his manners in front of the old lady and the general, so he had to support himself.
Lao Jiang's apprentice climbed up for a while, fell from the sky a huge longevity peach, the longevity peach white and red, it is gratifying, Lao Jiang's hands are fast, holding the peach in his hand, kneeling on one knee, and said loudly: "Congratulations to the old birthday star, my little apprentice who is not angry finally showed his face this time, took a heavenly peach, the little old man will dedicate this peach to the old birthday star, I wish you the old man family happiness such as the long flowing water of the East China Sea, longevity than the Nanshan immortal pine!" ”
Mrs. Cheng smiled when she heard this, but she forgot about the reward, Lao Jiang said all the good things, and when she saw that Mrs. Cheng didn't say anything about the reward, she couldn't help frowning, and said in her heart: "It seems that you have to work harder to impress this old lady." He immediately quietly gestured to the apprentice who was hidden on the roof of the shed.
His Tibetan technique "stealing peaches" was originally a small story that integrated Tibetan techniques, but he was only half of the performance, and the latter could continue to perform or stop there, it all depends on the reaction on the field. At this time, as soon as he saw that the old lady did not give a reward, he continued to perform, and he heard a loud shout from the roof of the shed, and a miserable scream came, Lao Jiang Cang looked up in panic, and a huge human head fell from the roof of the shed with blood, and slammed on the stage, and the people watching the play suddenly let out a burst of exclamation.
Lao Jiang also stood up in a panic, and saw that arms, arms, and thighs fell one after another in the sky, and he didn't know what they were made of, it seemed like it was real, Lao Jiang held the head and cried: "Little Lao'er offended the immortal mansion, this is the immortal punishing the apprentice, pity my apprentice, and return to the west with his life......
Mrs. Cheng was shocked, and hurriedly said: "Look at this bloody red hula monster, son, tell him to take it quickly, change the trick, change the trick......"
Cheng Shixiong opened his mouth to call people, and the family standing in the corner of the wall was flickering in front of him at this time, and the voice he heard in his ears was flickering far and near, where could he still react, Cheng Shixiong thought that he was watching a trick and fell into a daze, and his face couldn't help but sink. Ding Hao smiled when he saw it: "General Cheng, Xiaomin will know it." ”
Ding Hao went downstairs, went to the shack under the stage opposite, lifted the curtain and asked, "Which one is the class master?" ”
The actor who was waiting for the end of the show had already gone to the corner of the building to wait, and at this time there was only one actor in the studio who was playing a play, and he turned his head and asked, "Who are you, what is the matter?" ”
Ding Hao said with a smile: "Today is the birthday of Mrs. Cheng, it's just a birthday peach, why have all the heads and thighs moved out, it's not festive, you should quickly notify the old man on the stage to change it, otherwise this reward will be in vain." ”
"Ouch, then I need to hurry!" When he went upstairs and opened the door curtain, he whispered hello, and Lao Jiang's master and apprentice could hear it, so the trickster put down the paintbrush, turned around and ran upstairs, and the big man sitting at the top of the stairs was not easy to stop, so he had to go up, and when he went upstairs, he quickly followed.
Ding Hao walked over to bake a fire, and suddenly heard a sound of "tom" on the floor, and there was a short cry of pain, and he couldn't help but wonder in his heart: The trick fell and couldn't he do it? He also walked towards the stairs. Ding Hao took a few steps up the stairs, and when he arrived at the upstairs shack, he saw a thin "man" standing at the door, and a burly man opposite "him" put down the servant, and blood spurted out of the man's throat.
Ding Hao suddenly broke out in a cold sweat when he saw it, he didn't have time to think about it when he knew that it was not good, and he was about to flee when he turned around, and the big man on the opposite side had already shouted urgently: "Yanyan, behind you!" ”
The thin "man" turned around sharply when he heard the sound, raised his hand and circled the plate, Ding Hao only felt that it was like the last time he was thrown out by Ding Yuluo, and before he could react, the whole person fell to the ground in a daze. Only then did he realize that there was a big man next to him, and the big man was holding a small scimitar in his hand, and he sneered and leaned over to stab him.
Between the lightning and flint, Ding Hao saw a vague pattern on his wrist, and looked at it, but it was a hideous wolf head, and Ding Hao was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly shouted: "Are you the people sent by the Great Song Dynasty official family to assassinate my general?!" ”
The scimitar in the big man's hand had already stabbed Ding Hao in the chest, and when he heard this, he suddenly froze, and a strange look appeared in his eyes. Ding Hao's heart was pounding, his back was already full of cold sweat, he wanted to say more, his forehead suddenly hurt greatly, and he fainted, it turned out that the girl who was pretending to be "a bowl of jade" had already jumped over, and the tip of his boot kicked him the forehead.
"This idiot actually thinks that we were sent by the Great Song Emperor?" The big man couldn't laugh or cry.
The woman sneered: "The Han people are deceitful and deceitful, and there are endless usurpations, do you think they are loyal and loyal, and they are united?" Hmph, it's the same as my northern country. This man is clever to himself, but it is a windfall for us, Agen, leave him a dog's life, let's go! After saying that, he hurried downstairs.
At this time, the housekeeper upstairs opposite was already dark in front of him, and there was only the sound of tom tom heartbeat in his ear drum. He opened his mouth wide and tried his best to inhale, but his chest was like a heavy stone, and he couldn't breathe in a single breath, only to feel that his soul was like a cloud driving through a fog, and his head was light-headed, as if he was stepping on a sampan on a huge wave. Lao Jiang took a box on the opposite table, and was saying that he wanted to "turn the pieces into a whole", give everyone a big change of life, and let the apprentice come back to life, the family Ding shook his body a few times, and then planted the window and slammed it to the ground.
Cheng Shixiong stood up as soon as he saw Huo Di, and stood in front of the old lady in the wind, staring at him and shouting, "What's the matter? Check it out! ”
Lao Jiang on the opposite stage was dancing like a god, and he couldn't help but be stunned when he saw this situation, and he didn't know why the guest on the opposite floor would fall down. Cheng Shixiong asked people to cover the doors and windows, placed the old mother, and led a few guards to rush downstairs murderously, surrounded by the guards to the bottom of the eaves, only to see the family Ding fell to the ground on his back, foam and black blood overflowing from the corners of his mouth, and he was already exhausted.
Cheng Shixiong squatted down with a calm face, and after a little inspection, he found that there was a circle of black marks on the neck of the family, he stared at the purple and blue traces carefully for a long time, slowly stretched out two fingers, and pulled out a steel needle as thin as a hair from the neck of the dead corpse, Cheng Shixiong's eyes suddenly flashed with a cold light.
At this moment, the stunned servant "A Bowl of Jade" in the shack on the opposite stage woke up, and as soon as she opened her eyes, she saw a half-painted servant lying beside her, and blood gushed out of his throat, almost flowing in front of her eyes.
Frightened, she didn't notice that she was naked, jumped up and threw herself towards the stage, and at the same time screamed with all her might: "Kill someone~~~"
Ding Hao is a man after all, his ability to resist blows is stronger than that of a woman, and the kick on his forehead caused him to be stunned for a moment, and he was awakened by this woman's sharp shout, and he suddenly woke up, he stared at him in a daze, and saw a large light in the air in front of him.
Ding Hao's eyes widened suddenly: "Damn, where am I wearing it again?" ”
When there was chaos outside, "a bowl of jade" screamed "kill people...... and rushed to the stage.
The people in the audience looked at the stage in amazement, only to see a bare-cheeked woman with fresh skin and tender flesh rushing out from behind the stage, naked and naked, kicking down the guzheng in front of the musician, knocking off the cymbals in Lao Jiang's hand, and shaking countless pairs of eyes at one time......
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