Ding Hao snorted coldly and asked Professor Jiang, "I don't know who this old man is?" ”

When Professor Jiang heard the word "celebrity", his heart was immediately shocked, he didn't dare to call himself a celebrity, in case this kid said that the old beggar also chanted a poem, and asked him to give him advice, how would it be good?

Lu Renjia said sharply: "This is Professor Jiang of Guangyuan Fuxue, and he will be promoted to Doctor of Taixue in Tokyo in the near future." What do you want, you lowly servant? ”

Ding Hao said with a smile: "It turned out to be Professor Jiang, it's good not to be a celebrity, hehe, it's good not to be a celebrity." ”

Although he is proud, he doesn't dare to get carried away, the less people are offended, the better, Lu Renjia is a lowly servant and a servant, and he can't be spared lightly, but this Professor Jiang, no matter what, is a figure in the officialdom, but he can't be overly offended.

Lu Renjia only disdained himself when he heard his words, but he couldn't chant a word that could cover the limelight of the song "Nian Nu Jiao", his heart was really more uncomfortable than frying, and he blurted out and scolded: "In this hall, who is not a person with status and status, a house slave is so unscrupulous and unscrupulous, and he who has no master of the house actually does not say a word, this female protagonist and male servant...... Hey! I don't know if it's the power of the emperor or the people of Zehui! ”

When Lu Renjia said this, he immediately regretted it in his heart, he was really rarely disobedient in his life, and he was angry at the bullfight, this sentence was very wrong, and when this sentence came out, he lowered his style. Sure enough, many people in the hall listened to it, and their faces were a little ugly, since you are famous for being crazy, then Captain Fu Cheng can't talk about not knowing how to advance and retreat, scolding Ding Steward, and not talking about condescension and dignity, just act rashly, it's for real people. However, ......, you are clumsy and poor, and you actually make a fuss about this kind of thing, using young girls and young manservants as a topic, leading people to think of adultery, this is simply a market shrew, and the style is too ......, some old and serious people can't help but shake their heads lightly, and they are very disapproving.

Ding Hao was furious when he heard this: "This madman, with a withdrawn and arrogant personality, is as straight as You Heng of the Three Kingdoms, if you talk about character, it is not as good as You Heng, in case, under the anger and corruption, it is so dirty!" Since you despise yourself, I'm afraid of scolding you to death! ”

He saw Ding Yuluo's face white with anger, so he forcibly suppressed his anger, skimmed the two, turned to Cheng Lao Taijun and said: "Thanks to the old birthday star, let the little people enter this white tiger hall, the little people are remembered, and now they have a quarrel with the old birthday star, which disturbs the interest of the old birthday star, and it is all the sin of the little people." Xiaomin has the heart to accompany the gift, but Xiaomin can neither sing nor dance, and he doesn't know anything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. After thinking about it, I can only tell a joke to the old birthday star, if this joke can win the old birthday star's happiness, it can be regarded as the heart of the people. ”

The men and women in the room stared at each other, and they didn't know what tricks he was going to play. Jokes, of course they understand, when acquaintances and friends have fun together, they also joke and tell jokes, but in this situation, he actually wants to tell jokes?

Everyone knew that there must be something strange in it, and both ears were pricked up, as if a room of rabbits suddenly appeared, all staring at Ding Hao with blazing eyes.

If it was inconvenient for the old birthday star to scold, Ding Hao helped her scold, so the old lady was more and more pleasing to the eyes of the young man who was angry with these sons, and when she heard what he said, she smiled and said: "The old body is not angry with you, hehe, but if there is a joke to listen to, you can say, as long as it is said by your child, the old body loves to listen." ”

Ding Hao smiled, made a circle, and said: "This joke was heard by Xiaomin when he was wandering around the tile city, and it was about an incident in the Tang Dynasty in the previous dynasty. It is said that there are two families in the suburbs of Jinan Prefecture, Shandong, one surnamed Zhang and the other surnamed Tian. The two families lived next to each other, and because of some things about the housing base and the water in the paddy fields, the two families gradually became quarrelsome, and the feud became deeper and deeper. ”

This kind of thing often happens among the people, and it doesn't sound uncommon, but as soon as he said that he wanted to tell a joke, everyone suspected that he was going to make a fuss about Lu Renjia and Lu Daming, but when he heard this, he couldn't help but be full of doubts.

Only the little girl with the surname of Fold held her chin in one hand, took the melon seeds in the other hand and handed them to her mouth, knocked her teeth, rolled her tongue, and a melon seed skin fell on the table.

She didn't believe that Ding Hao was angry and cried her eldest lady, and was scolded by Lu Renjia in front of everyone one by one, and in the end, Lu Renjia used such unbearable words to destroy him, and he could bear this breath. This guy, don't look at him, he actually has a 'bad' heart.

Ding Hao said: "The two families live so closely, and they have a grudge against each other, and the enmity is naturally getting deeper and deeper, and it can no longer be resolved." In order to express their grievances in their chests, the Zhang family spared no money and let the child read poetry and books. Although he has never been given an official position, but many of his Shilin scholars have become big officials, and the surname Zhang is touted, so he also has a famous signboard, and the scenery is very good. ”

Everyone was nervous and excited, and they only said in their hearts: "Come on, he said that he was a celebrity, and he really went to Mr. Ding'an." ”

Ding Hao continued: "The children of the Zhang family have become celebrities, and there are many friends who are officials, is it not easy to clean up the enemy? The Tian family was squeezed out by the Zhang family, and in the end, the Tian family, who was originally the eldest son of the family farmer, abandoned his wife and children, and also went out. ”

Everyone listened and wondered: People have been studying since childhood, you have married a wife and had children to work in the family farm, and you only went out at this time, what kind of career can you break out?

But I heard Ding Hao say again: "It's only a year's work, the son of the Tian family has returned to his hometown in plain clothes, and he also took a team of wolf-like officers and soldiers to arrest all the people of the Zhang family for a crime and escort them to the execution ground to be beheaded." It was not until this time that the people of the Zhang family knew that the son of the Tian family was ruthless, castrated himself, and entered the palace as a eunuch.

Because his surname is Tian, he has won the favor of the great eunuch Tian Lingzi, and this time he returned to his hometown in fine clothes to avenge his revenge. On the court, after the old father of the Zhang family figured out the reason for the incident, he suddenly burst into tears, and seeing that the executioners raised the steel knife, Zhang's father suddenly shouted......"

Ding Hao took a breath, and after satisfying everyone's appetite, he suddenly shouted in an authentic Shandong Allegro tone: "My son~~ My son, I knew today~~ Dad regretted that at the beginning, what kind of bird and celebrity did you do, even other people's eggs are not as good as ......"

"Poof! cough cough cough cough ...... "The girl choked on a melon seed, and coughed non-stop on her chest, Mrs. Cheng and Tang Yanyan knew that everyone shouldn't laugh when they heard such a joke, but they couldn't bear it, so they had to turn their backs, only to see their shoulders shaking violently, which showed how intense the laughter was. Old Taijun Cheng didn't care what Lu Renjia's face was, and she had already laughed heartily.

The guests in the hall couldn't bear it, and when they saw the old birthday star, they all laughed, and they couldn't be guilty, this hilarious laughter was really a sonic roof tile, and many cups and saucers on the table were jingling. Governor Xu, Professor Jiang, and Du Juren were really embarrassed to laugh out loud, their faces turned purple, and their eyes bulged out, and they didn't know if they would suffocate internal injuries.

Lu Renjia pointed at Ding Hao, trembling all over, like an old student singing a big opera: "You lowly servant who doesn't know the height of the sky, you are scathing, mean, dirty, cunning, cunning, stubborn, upside down, humble and humble, and don't know humility...... Ancient ......"

Although this Mr. Ding'an is well maintained, he is also an old scholar who does not produce or exercise. Before he finished speaking, he raised his head in hatred, his body was weak, like a withered autumn leaf, and he fell down tragically and gracefully, and his trembling fingers drew a poignant arc in the air......

Ding Hao saw him fainting, and couldn't help but smile in his heart: "Lao Tzu scolded you like this, but did Zhuge Wuhou scold Wang Lang in the third minute?" ”

smiled in his heart, but he exclaimed: "It's not good, Mr. Ding'an talks too much, and he has gone to ...... with his back";