"General, general......" In a daze, Zhang Lang vaguely heard as if someone was shouting in his ear. Checkmate? What kind of bullshit general? Are you calling me?

Slowly opened his eyes. Maybe it's because I've drunk too much wine, and the scene in front of me is a little blurry. Gradually, the scene in front of me became clearer. Zhang Lang found himself in a room full of ancient charm. The couches, tables, screens, and papier-mâché windows are all in the style of the Qin and Han dynasties. Zhang Lang was stunned, then understood, knocked on his forehead, and muttered, "Yes!" I must have been drunk and brought into the hotel by them! Then he wondered, "I don't remember such an antique hotel around?" ”

Suddenly, I saw a girl dressed as an ancient maid standing on the edge of the bed, and she was looking at herself with big watery eyes. Zhang Lang smiled and said, "Your hotel is really interesting! ”

The girl blinked her eyes wide, her face was full of confusion, and she said urgently: "General, the prime minister has summoned you!" ”

Zhang Lang didn't react for a while, "What? What generals? What prime minister? Then he said angrily: "I said, Miss, what trick are you playing with me?" ”

Seeing that Zhang Lang was unhappy, the girl showed a panicked look, and hurriedly lay on the ground and said urgently: "The slave will never dare to deceive the general!" The prime minister has really summoned the general! The officer who gave the order had just left! ”

Zhang Lang only thought she was playing a prank on herself. The gaze inadvertently fell on the girl's body, she was lying on the ground at the moment, her hips were cocked high, because of this position, her pants were tightened, and the beautiful curve of her buttocks was completely exposed, which was very seductive! Zhang Lang swallowed his saliva very vividly and muttered: "The young lady of this hotel is really tall!" Not only are people smart, but also the tricks of seducing people are so clever! Isn't this about human life? ”

The girl lying on the ground didn't know what Zhang Lang was thinking, and thought that he was still angry with herself, and she was at a loss.

Zhang Lang shook his head and sighed: "Such a watery chick actually went to the sea!" What kind of world? ”

The girl didn't hear clearly, so she hurriedly raised her head and asked cautiously: "General, general, you, what did you say?" Slave maid, slave maid did not hear clearly. ”

Zhang Lang smiled, "Okay! Don't pretend! I'm not a nice person, but I don't want to fool around outside! The girl looked stupid, she didn't understand what the general was talking about.

Zhang Lang got down from the bed and stood up. He suddenly realized that something was wrong, he seemed to be much taller! Subconsciously looked at his palm, and was stunned, because he found that his palm had become very thick and very unfamiliar, where was this his palm! Zhang Lang hurriedly explored up and down, and the more he explored, the more frightened he became, and finally shouted at the top of his voice: "No! That's not right! ”

Seeing Zhang Lang's ghost-like expression, the girl couldn't help but feel frightened, and asked timidly, "General, what, what's wrong?" ”

Zhang Lang didn't hear what the girl said at all, and he was talking to himself vigorously, looking a little nervous. Suddenly thinking of something, he shouted at the girl, "Is there a mirror?" Get it! ”

The girl hurriedly ran out, and after a moment she ran back to the room panting, holding a bronze mirror in her hand.

Zhang Lang snatched the bronze mirror. Looking at himself in the mirror, Zhang Lang was stunned. Who's that? How did I become like this? The person in the mirror is powerful and heroic, with a pair of sword eyebrows and sideburns, and an angular face, full of masculine beauty of a man, but not too rude. It's an ideal man's face, but it's not Lang's!

Syllable! The bronze mirror fell to the ground.

The girl was shocked.

Zhang Lang muttered distractedly, "Is this the case? How, how ...... I" suddenly slapped himself, then rubbed his cheeks and grinned: "It hurts!" Isn't this a dream?! ”

The girl was so worried, she was worried about whether the general was crazy if he had lost his mind! Thinking of this, a pretty face turned white! Although the general is not very good to her, as long as the general is there, she is safe in this troubled world, and she can have a small family that is small but completely belongs to her and is not violated. But once something happens to the general, the one she has now will be lost in an instant, not to mention, she herself will become an ownerless property, and in this troubled world, the end is likely to be very tragic!

The girl ran to Zhang Lang's side and asked nervously, "General, what's wrong with you?" Shall I call you a doctor? ”

Zhang Lang came back to his senses. glanced at the girl next to him who cared about him very much, and thought: Isn't this a hotel? My soul came into the body of a stranger?

"You call me General?"

The girl nodded, her eyes were full of mist, and she looked like she was about to cry.

"What kind of general am I?"

The girl sobbed, "You are the prime minister's captain, lieutenant general, and Duting Marquis." ”

Zhang Lang blinked blankly, these names seemed to be quite bluffing, but he couldn't understand any of them. Pointing to his nose, he said angrily: "You just tell me what my name is!" ”

The girl wiped her tears and glanced at Zhang Lang pitifully, "The general's surname is Lu, his single name is a cloth, and the word Fengxian is the first." The girl's voice was very low, but it was like a bolt from the blue in Zhang Lang's ears! Lu Bu? I became Lu Bu!? Grandma's! What a grandma! Zhang Lang himself didn't know how to describe his mood at the moment.

It was not easy to calm down the mood of turning the river and the sea. Secretly complained bitterly: It's over! It looks like my soul has crossed over! It's impossible to go back! Ay! Forget it, if you come here, you will be safe! Zhang Lang is optimistic by nature and has basically accepted this unbelievable reality.

He rubbed his forehead. Seeing the girl looking at herself with teary eyes and worry, she thought to herself: I have to quickly get rid of what happened just now! Otherwise, something might happen!

As soon as he thought of this, he grinned at the girl. The sad girl looked stupid, she had never seen the general show such a look!

Zhang Lang smiled and said, "Don't cry! I was kidding you! ”

Yes? The girl opened her mouth in surprise. Then she showed a look of surprise, but the tears flowed down again, and the girl quickly wiped away her tears, complaining in her heart, but she didn't dare to say anything.

Zhang Lang looked at the delicate and lovely girl in front of him, and said secretly: This girl seems to care about Lu Bu very much! It can't be a leg with him, right? At the thought of this, a wicked smile appeared on his face. When the girl saw him like this, she couldn't help but feel a little uneasy, and her delicate face couldn't help but turn red. Suddenly remembering something, he exclaimed, "Oops! I almost forgot! General, the prime minister just sent someone to summon you! ”

Prime minister? That's Dong Zhuoluo!

Zhang Lang slapped his face, "Okay! I'm going to meet that fat man! The girl showed a look of horror and reminded urgently: "General, you must not say that the prime minister is fat outside!" ”

Zhang Lang was stunned for a moment, then nodded with a smile.