Chapter 1. Hongwu XXVIII
"Ahh With a loud scream, Liu Wenyang woke up from his groginess, and his first reaction was a splitting headache. The whole head seemed to be drilled hard by an electric drill, and the skull was about to be overturned.
"Looks like I can't drink that much anymore!" He muttered in his heart, and he couldn't help but think of scenes from last night's birthday party.
Beer blowing on bottles, cakes tossing around, frantic figures, noisy noises...... The whole kTV went into a frenzy.
With his eyes closed, Liu Wenyang tried to clear his head and suppress the disgusting dizziness, and then he felt that he seemed to be holding a person in his arms!
That's right, it's a person, because Liu Wenyang can feel the person's fiery body temperature affectionately.
"Could it be...... The young lady who accompanies you in the singing room? Liu Wenyang was pleasantly surprised, the beauty was in his arms, his body temperature was still there, and he remembered the painstaking arrangement of his fox friends and dog friends, and someone was moved.
It's a pity that I drank too much wine, I don't remember anything, and I don't know if I have anything to do with this dear young lady, if not, then I will fail my friends, and I will also live up to the overnight fee I have paid...... The most important thing is that I don't know if this young lady is beautiful or not? Well, let's test it with your own hands first.
Thinking of this, Liu Wenyang couldn't help but reach out and touch the people around him, "Well, this body is too thin, especially in front of it, it's like an airport, it's mediocre, there's nothing new, it's just no breasts, it's shriveled, such a person can also be a miss, a miracle, a miracle!" "
Another thought, "Could it be that this belongs to the kind of goods that have no figure and looks?" Then touch your face! Liu Wenyang continued to touch.
"Hey, is this a face? It's not very smooth, it's a little rough, it looks like this young lady's life is not good, yes, who will come to be a young lady if her life is good, I would have begged for ** a long time ago...... But my buddies are too picky, looking for such goods to prevaricate themselves?! "
Liu Wenyang pondered indignantly while continuing to grope with his groping hands.
"Ha, what's this, mouth? It's very dry, it looks like I didn't choose the right lipstick, and I need to moisturize it well...... And this...... This is ......" Liu Wenyang was startled and opened his eyes, but saw a handful of beards that he was touching with his hand!
That's right, it's a mustache, and it's a very low-grade goatee!
Dizzy! Is there a mistake?!
Liu Wenyang was frightened awake, but he saw that sleeping next to him was a young lady like a flower, but a bearded man with an obscene appearance!
How can it be? I actually slept all night with this guy in my arms?!
Liu Wenyang withdrew his hand suddenly, with a chill all over his body, busy checking whether he had encountered any unfortunate things, and then felt a burst of remorse, anger, and a trace of doubt in his heart.
The goatee was already sleeping unsteadily, and when he was tossed by Liu Wenyang like this, he naturally woke up, he rubbed his eyes, and looked at the bed, only to see Liu Wenyang looking at him with very strange eyes.
For some reason, the goatee's tears burst out of his eyes all of a sudden, and then he grabbed Liu Wenyang's hand and said with a crying voice: "God is pitiful, the Buddha and Bodhisattva City God bless, Ayang, you finally woke up?!" "
This sentence is of moderate length and plain language, but the tone is full of surprise, full of concern, full of unspeakable ...... Sentiment!
Looking at the redness of the somewhat exaggerated eye circles of the goatee in front of him, and the hand tightly held by the other party, Liu Wenyang's reaction was: "I'll strangle it!" Let go! With a flick of his might, the bed was already very narrow, and the goatee rolled off the bed like a gourd on one side.
"Oops! Damn! Yes! Three exclamations in a row, the goatee fell under the bed very funny, rubbed his buttocks, and got up for most of the day, and then looked at Liu Wenyang with a very surprised look, "Ah Yang, it looks like your illness has really gotten better, this hand is quite powerful!" "
Falling like this and boasting about his strength, this person's head is in water?!
The head was completely sober, and in the faint light, Liu Wenyang saw the specific appearance of the person clearly, about thirty or forty years old, although the facial features were quite upright, but it gave people a feeling of thief eyebrows, with a goatee that seemed to be very low-level, but he thought he was very coquettish, the most important thing was ...... There is even a "barbecued pork bun" on his head!
No, it should be a bun to be exact!
The bun was pulled so casually, and a hairpin was inserted with a tree branch, and a few strands of length were scattered, which added a bit of Sven charm; Look at him wearing a tattered coarse sermon robe, fat pants, leggings, and a pair of stiff cloth shoes. The dress of men in the whole costume drama.
Taoist?!
Actor?
Cosplay?!
Looking at the guy in front of him with a high bun and an ancient robe, Liu Wenyang only felt dizzy.
Looking down at his body again, he turned out to be dressed in ancient costume, wearing a long jacket with a pair of bloomers-style fat cotton pants...... Barbecued pork bun!
Oh, buy Karma!
Someone's head is getting more dizzy.
Finally stabilized his flustered mind, "Where is this?" Who are you? Who am I? Liu Wenyang muttered.
"Ayan, are you sick again? I'll just say that your illness is not healed, that damn Lang Zhong just refused to take a look, saying that the snow is too big and the road is not easy to walk, I think he is afraid that I will not be able to pay his visit fee! Dog eyes look down on people, sooner or later I will let him know how good I am! The goat's beard scolded without grinning, and Liu Wenyang didn't understand a word of what he said.
Seeing that the goatee was still verbose, Liu Wenyang hurriedly shouted: "Stop!" Excuse me, big brother...... Oh no, uncle, or uncle...... "Looking at each other's appearance, I really can't see the specific age, say thirty, like forty, say forty, the vicissitudes of life are like fifty, is it the legendary pre-old age?!
"Where the hell is this? Who am I? Who are you?! "
"This is your home, your name is Liu Wenyang!" Goatee looked at Liu Wenyang and said solemnly, "Heart, is it crazy?"
Liu Wenyang breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, the name is his own, but, "Since this is my home, who are you?" Why is it in my house? "
The goatee's eyes widened, and he looked at Liu Wenyang strangely, and then touched Liu Wenyang's head with his hand, Liu Wenyang avoided his hand and looked at him suspiciously.
Goatee let out a long sigh, then said in an unquestioning tone, "I'm your father!" ...... the words "I am your father" seemed to be mixed with boundless magic, which directly shocked Liu Wenyang.
If you remember well, you are an orphan, how could you run out of a father halfway?!
What have you done lately? In addition to holding a birthday party, I participated in a toilet paper lottery in the city...... Could it be a lottery?! Buy a roll of paper and give it to a dad?!
No! I must be dreaming!
Yes! It must be a dream!
Liu Wenyang slapped his face vigorously, trying to wake himself up, but the qiē in front of him made it really difficult for him to explain.
If it's a dream, it's too realistic!
Look at what kind of place this is, the dirt house, the tattered house, the hard bed, and the head of your own bed. Is the black clay pot with a handle a large teacup? But there was a smell of noise from the mouth...... Oh no, it's supposed to be the legendary Night Kettle!
His eyes swept over the oil lamp, the bench, and the "father" in front of him who was sitting on the bench and rubbing his buttocks vigorously as if he had dug up from an archaeological grave!
There is no reasonable explanation for this qiē except dreaming!
Liu Wenyang shook his head violently, trying to wake himself up from the dream, but suddenly, like an electric flash, many memories that did not belong to him flashed in his head.
Liu Xian, whose name is Wenyang, is a native of Taohua Town, Poyang County, sixteen years old, born in Xiucai, because of his participation in gathering crowds to make trouble, slandering Lord Bo, he has just been dismissed by the county magistrate to show his fame, and afterwards, he couldn't stand the stimulation and committed suicide by jumping into the river......
Suicide by jumping into the river? It's winter, and this guy is too good at picking the hour! Even if you don't drown, you will freeze to death.
As for the one in front of him, Liu Wenyang's father, his name is: Liu Da; Nicknamed Liu Banxian, Liu Shen Stick; Profession: Fortune teller; Specialty: Pretending to be a ghost.
……
"Who am I in my past and present lives?!" Liu Wenyang's heart was suddenly shocked, and his consciousness was completely sober.
There is an inexplicable extra memory in my mind that does not belong to me, and it is completely another person's life. From childhood to adulthood, his mother died early, his father grew up, and the two depended on each other...... Bit by bit, clearly.
As for the era in which he is now---
Hongwu, twenty-eight years!
"I'm dizzy, I've really crossed over!"
Liu Wenyang let out a loud cry and passed out directly.
……
The north wind was howling, the snow was falling heavily, and a faint light came from a dilapidated street portal.
The dried-out oil floated with a faint wick. The wick crackled and burned, shining on a patient on the bed.
Liu Wenyang wanted to open his eyes, but because he had consumed too much energy before, he couldn't open his eyelids. In a daze, he only felt that someone was feeding him, like porridge and water, and like a decoction, very bitter, he wanted to refuse to swallow, but his stomach was not angry, and he actually ate a lot in one go, until bitter water came out of his throat, he stopped swallowing and fell asleep again.
Liu Wenyang woke up again, and was awakened by the cold night wind.
He looked up at the roof--- if it was the roof, several holes were facing his face, goose feather-like snowflakes were falling down the ground, and what was even more odious was that the biting cold wind also blew in from the cave, stabbing Liu Wenyang's cheeks with pain.
Curl up as hard as you can, as much as you can, so that you can absorb a little warmth. looked down at his body, the thin Kudzu cotton jacket could be directly attached to the back, and the fat cotton pants worn under the bottom were not firmly fastened, so that the cool breeze went directly into the trouser legs, driving back and forth in the crotch, and the most helpless thing was that there was no ** inside, so that the egg was cold, the egg was cold......
Looking at my bed again, it was directly built with a door panel, and some thatch was laid out in a mess, and the thatch was covered with a sheet, and it was estimated that it would not be warm for three days.
"It's ...... My home? It's worse than a beggar's den! Liu Wenyang has faced the reality, but he can't face such a broken environment.
In fact, the original family was also in the past, but in order to treat Liu Wenyang's illness, Liu Da, as the father, not only sold the family property, but also sold the house deed, so it can be said that now even the house is not their own......
These are all things that Liu Wenyang does not know.
Outside, the biting cold wind was still blowing, Liu Wenyang shrunk himself into a ball, grabbed a few handfuls of thatch and stuffed it into his arms, so that he might be able to warm up a little.
Just then, the sound of conversation came from the next room.
"Big brother, I'll come and see, Ayan, he'...... Did he wake up? A slightly stammering voice said.
Liu Wenyang immediately had an honest face in his mind, this person is Liu Wenyang's third uncle, and he is also Liu Da's own brother, his name is Liu Neng, the third in the family, as for Liu Wenyang's second uncle, he died prematurely because he had smallpox when he was a child, so there are only two brothers left in the Liu family.
"Well, I woke up and fell asleep." It was Liu Da's voice, "Lang Zhong said that he had a big life, and he didn't freeze to death or drown when he jumped into the river, but he just got typhoid fever, which is lucky enough!" "
"That is, Ah Yang has been blessed since he was a child, but this time he was dismissed from his reputation for showing his talents, and after thinking about it for a while, he couldn't think about it, so he would kill himself......"
"Tsk, we are our own brothers and we don't hide it from you, I showed him when Ayang was young, this kid's life is very strange, the name is: Pear blossoms in the east, begonias in the west. The rain hits the pear blossoms everywhere, the life is too cheap, the blessing is shallow, and it is a short-lived appearance; On the other hand, a pear flower presses a begonia, but it is one in ten thousand, the blessing is profound, there is no need to ask for wealth and glory, and the good ones can't be better than the good ones of wealth and wealth! So I wondered if this kid's life was good or bad! "
"Hehe, big brother, you, you don't have to tell Ayang's fortune...... You, you, your fortune telling is nine times out of ten, otherwise people won't call you...... Willow, willow stick! Liu Neng stammered, it seemed that he was very negative about his brother's ability to look.
"What nonsense are you talking about! stammered, couldn't even speak, and dared to say that I wouldn't look at it! Lyuda was very dissatisfied with his brother's words.
"Okay, count, count me wrong. I'd better go see Ayan first. "
"Look at Ayan, you came empty-handed?"
"How could it be, didn't you see two taels of brown rice in my arms!"
"You guys still have a little conscience...... However, it wasn't seen by your mother-in-law, was it? Lyuda's tone seemed a little afraid.
"Don't worry, I carried it on her back and carried it in my arms, she didn't, I don't know." Liu Neng said with a grin.
"That's good! The last time my grandfather and I ate three taels of wheat from your house, your tigress knew about it, and from the street to the end of the street, she almost jumped on the roof of the house and roared loudly, so that everyone in the village knew that our father and son were relying on you to feed! You know, my son, your nephew is a scholar! Do you know? That's the stars in the sky descending to earth, and if you don't do it, you will win the champion, become a jinshi, and glorify the lintel and glorify the ancestors...... Although the show can't be done now, it's not sure when I'll be able to study again, which is unpredictable, do you know?! Although I don't read, I am also a fortune-telling half-immortal, and I also have an identity, how can I be scolded by your shrew to be worthless! "
"That's that, hehe, even if you don't say it, big brother, I, I understand...... Besides, Ah Yang is the only seedling in our old Liu family, and my mother-in-law will not be able to give birth, so I will all count on him in the future! Liu Neng still smiled, "Okay, let me see what my nephew looks like now?!" While speaking, Liu Wenyang's third uncle Liu Neng "squeaked" and pushed the door in.
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