Chapter 13: Why is it so difficult to be vulgar?
"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true......"
Zhao Zheng got up early humming a little song, and today is going to be vulgar, thinking about it, there is still a little excitement!
Take off the monk's robe and change into new clothes, you can go to the street to play happily, enjoy delicious bamboo shoots and meat buns without any scruples, look at the figure of the little lady openly, throw a flattering eye, pull a little hand or something.
But Xing Chong rushed to the Heavenly King Palace, and Zhao Zheng couldn't help but be a little disappointed.
Ya, today turned out to be Zhao Kuangyin's birthday, and the Ministry of Rites asked all the temples in Bianliang City to chant and pray in order to pat the emperor's ass.
You/sister!
Zhao Zheng cursed quietly in his heart, and only then did he feel a little sorry for Zhao Yanran.
Feudal dynasty, the emperor is the sky, the Ministry of Rites asks you to recite prayers to the emperor, do you dare to say a word?
The ritual was inevitably postponed, and Zhao Zheng was full of unhappiness, but he still had to sit with the monks and pretend to move his mouth.
No way, be a monk for a day and recite a sutra for a day!
I finally stayed up until the end of the prayer, it was already time for lunch, and I couldn't let the monks in the temple go hungry to do a ritual for themselves!
A lunch is not long, but for Zhao Zheng, who is anxiously waiting, it is extraordinarily long.
Seeing that the Clearance Mage put down the dishes and chopsticks, Zhao Zheng finally breathed a sigh of relief, and was ready to step forward and invite everyone to complete the ceremony.
There are many dreams at night, so as not to delay any more!
Sometimes that's the thing, worrying about what's coming. Just a second before Zhao Zheng opened his mouth, the monk came to report in a hurry: Hujie's right carriage is Yuhou, and Zhang Guanghan, the envoy of the Jiangning Army, accompanied his mother to incense.
It seems that it is because of what reward the emperor gave at the Spring Festival banquet today, so he came to the temple to give thanks.
Damn, I want to thank you for going to thank Zhao Kuangyin, what's the matter with coming to worship the Buddha?
Looking at the back of the departing Void Mage, Zhao Zheng looked helpless, and a sense of foreboding also appeared in his heart.
Maybe there are many good things, Zhao Zheng can only comfort himself like this.
I don't know how I survived, but when it was finally day, I sent all the pilgrims away. Zhao Zheng hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Master, can you preside over the ritual of returning the lay to your disciples?" ”
Master Jingkong said: "Quit color, is it because the master was negligent, so that the auspicious time was delayed, why don't you choose a good day and an auspicious time again?" ”
Dizzy! It's not about marrying relatives and worshipping the church, but also about a good day and an auspicious time? I missed it today, I don't know how long I will get it, Zhao Zheng can't wait for a moment!
Zhao Zheng said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's still early, it's still a good time, there is Master Lao!" ”
"Alright then!" Although the Clearance Mage felt that it was a pity, Zhao Zheng insisted, and he was not good at staying.
"Thank you, Master!"
The monks in the temple were very cooperative, and they all gathered in the Tianwang Palace, and it was not like shaving, and there were such strict ritual procedures.
But the Dingli Academy is a famous temple, and the senior brother of the abstinence has a special identity, so he has to have a decent ceremony.
In front of the Buddha statue in the Tianwang Palace, Master Jingkong said: "Quit sex, even if you are still at home, but after all, you have listened to Sanskrit music in the Buddhist temple for many years, and you must remember to be compassionate and do more good deeds." ”
"Disciple remember!" Zhao Zheng respectfully agreed, but he was slightly resentful in his heart, let's stop talking nonsense at this time, okay?
"Good!" Master Jingkong said loudly: "That's good, the Buddha is above, from now on, the disciples of this temple will abstain from sex......"
"Wait!" A shout rang out at the entrance of the main hall, disrupting the ritual of returning to the world.
Who is it? Call you/sister!
Zhao Zheng cursed in his heart, and couldn't help but think, Master, are you really sure that today is an auspicious day for the zodiac?
When he turned around, he saw Zhao Guangyi coming quickly, with a malicious smile on the corner of his mouth.
"His Royal Highness the Marquis of Duyu!"
His Royal Highness was originally just the title of the crown prince and prince, but Zhao Guangyi did not yet have a title, but as the emperor's younger brother, it was inevitable that he would be crowned king in the future. Therefore, the subordinates are habitually called His Royal Highness, and Empress Dowager Du and Zhao Kuangyin do not object to this. But when it came to Zhao Zheng's mouth, it became such a strange name.
Zhao Guangyi smiled, didn't care, and asked, "Is the ceremony finished?" ”
"Not yet, can you please ask Your Highness to wait a while, it will be over soon!" The Pure Space Master only said that Zhao Guangyi was here to pick up Zhao Zheng, and he couldn't help but be amazed in his heart, the younger brother of the official family came to greet him, and the face of the abstinence was really not small.
"It's just right to be vulgar yet, the ceremony is suspended, no need!"
What is the suspension like? What does it mean to not have to? Zhao Zheng was a little confused and a little angry.
Looking at Zhao Zheng's puzzled and resentful eyes, Zhao Guangyi smiled evilly and said in a low voice: "The official family has a decree, and the color mage will enter the palace to meet him." ”
Zhao Zheng's head was full of black lines, and he was even more unhappy in his heart!
Zhao Kuangyin, ignoring people for more than a month, this son will come to make trouble, deliberately teasing people?
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Until standing in the vertical arch hall, Zhao Zheng was still full of resentment, today is really not a good day, pure black/fierce day!
"What, when you come to the palace to see me, you are very reluctant?" Zhao Kuangyin looked at Zhao Zheng's expression and frowned.
"Little monk doesn't dare!"
Zhao Guangyi said with a smile: "When the younger brother went to the Dingli Academy, it was just in time for the twists and turns of the little master's ritual of returning to the world, but he was interrupted by the younger brother again, so he ......."
Zhao Kuangyin couldn't help laughing and said: "I see, it seems to be the will of heaven, Zhao Zheng, you still don't want to be vulgar." ”
"Why? His Majesty promised the little monk, His Majesty was the Son of Heaven, and Chrysostom said...... "Zhao Zheng was quite puzzled and a little displeased.
Isn't it just that the monk is still vulgar, and even the emperor has to intervene, as for it? has been full of twists and turns, and now Zhao Kuangyin is still vetoing, is it possible that he is destined to be a monk in this life?
Zhao Zheng was very unhappy in his heart, Zhao Kuangyin, I saved your wife, children and mother, how can you be so unrighteous?
If it were someone else, such an attitude would be considered a loss of manners. Zhao Kuangyin only thinks that Zhao Zheng is playing with a "child" temper, but he is really slippery, and he doesn't think it's wrong!
Zhao Kuangyin said with a smile: "I said it, but I want to discuss with you now, can I postpone the mundane matter for a while." ”
"Huh?" Zhao Zheng was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "What do you command?" ”
"Sure enough, it's clever!" Zhao Kuangyin said: "There is an errand, your identity is just right, I want you to go to Luzhou." ”
"Luzhou? Please also explain it in detail! "Zhao Zheng is a little confused, and he doesn't even know where Luzhou is.
"Zeping, you can explain!"
Zhao Zheng had long recognized Zhao Pu as the middle-aged civil official of that day, but only now did he know that he was Zhao Pu who ruled the world in half of the Analects.
After listening to Zhao Pu's explanation, Zhao Zheng already knew it!
To protect the daughter of Fu Yanqing, the king of Wei, this errand......
Maybe a month ago, Zhao Zheng would not hesitate to agree that he could have a relationship with Fu Yanqing, which would be a godsend.
But now, Zhao Zheng hesitated, this is obviously a chore.
That Fu Li is the county lord of the dignified palace, the sister of the two queens of the Hou Zhou, and the proud daughter of the sky, such a delicate lady must not be easy to serve.
Furthermore, listening to Zhao Pu's meaning, the Zhaoyi Army in Luzhou made Li Yun have the heart to rebel. In connection with the memories of his previous life, at the beginning of the Song Dynasty, this person did rebel.
Luzhou will be a place of right and wrong, with wars raging and no guarantee of safety. I really don't want to go to such a dangerous chore.
Seeing that Zhao Zheng was hesitant, Zhao Pu said: "With the ability of the little master, he will definitely be able to complete this matter with ease." ”
"Doctor Zhao, you look down on the little monk, such an important matter, the little monk's ability is limited, I'm really afraid that it will be messed up!" Zhao Zheng hurriedly excused himself.
Zhao Kuangyin frowned: "You don't want to go?" ”
"Your Majesty, it's not that the little monk doesn't want to go, it's really not confident, if it is self-defeating, it will be bad."
"I believe in you, I have confidence in you, even if there is a mistake, I don't blame you!"
Why do you blame me? Zhao Zheng secretly thought that the trip to Luzhou must be extremely dangerous and life-threatening. If he is killed by Li Yun, is it still useful to blame or not? It has only been more than a month since the rebirth of the Great Song Dynasty, how can you take risks in a good year?
"What? Don't want to go? Zhao Kuangyin said: "What did you just say?" It's not that you don't want to go, but you want to go?! If you push it back, I'll ask you about the crime of deceit! ”
You don't have to be so threatening, are you? Zhao Kuangyin, how can you be so excessive?
"Your Majesty, the little monk is really limited in his ability, I'm afraid I'll let you down."
"Okay!" Zhao Kuangyin's expression suddenly changed, and he said in a deep voice: "Since you don't have any skills, what's the use of being vulgar?" You will stay in the temple and recite the scriptures for the rest of your life! ”
No way!
The threat of Chiguoguo! Zhao Zheng made a bitter face and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, you promised the little monk, you can't be unreasonable!" ”
Zhao Kuangyin said coldly: "Reason? My words are the golden rule, and as for the previous words, I have taken back my life! ”
It's just a scoundrel, but he's the emperor, who are you going to reason with?
The poor little monk wanted to cry without tears, and looked up to the sky and sighed: Isn't it just to be vulgar, why is it so difficult?
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