Chapter Fifty-Four: Long Zhengyi is ridiculous again and again
The garden is full of flowers, and another branch is listed. Let's take a look at Zhao Shuxian's "born" baby son Long Zhengyi.
"Rusty talent" Long Zhengyi liked gambling since he was a child, and when he was sixteen years old, he met twenty-one-year-old Liu Linfeng and had a relationship. Later, with the matter of Long Ye and Jiang Cuilian raising an illegitimate child, he asked Long Ye to buy "Yi Yaju" for him; and Liu Linfeng lived a drunken life in "Yi Yaju". The old lady Long Qingyun and the old lady Li Xiangjun were angry to death by him.
After the "Poppy Case", Long Yelong used five gold bars to drive Liu Linfeng out of "Yiyaju" in the sky; Long Zhengyi hooked up with Zhong Shuihua, the daughter of the shaver, and became adulterous. Later, he once again threatened Long Ye with the matter of raising an illegitimate child with Jiang Cuilian, and engaged Zhong Shuihua with the "sky-high gift money" as the engagement bride price. Later, he took four gold bars and a full set of gold jewelry such as gold rings, gold earrings, gold bracelets, and gold hairpins as wedding gifts, and married Zhong Shuihua into the Dragon Mansion. Unexpectedly, Zhongshui Hua Hongxing came out of the wall and hooked up with Shi Ziqing. Long Zhengyi was angry and tied up the adulterer and adulteress, and took the land deed of more than 200 acres of grain fields in the north of the family to Qingxi Town to build a "palace" and become the "emperor". Half-"married" and half-bought, eighteen girls were brought from four towns and eight towns, and a "queen" was established, and "imperial concubines" such as "noble concubines", "noble concubines" and "Zhaoyi" were sealed; The remaining nine people became palace ladies and lived in the three palaces and six courtyards respectively. Since then, Long Zhengyi has been eating, drinking, and having fun all day long, drunk and obsessed.
Later, more than 200 acres of grain fields north of Long Ye and the entire "palace", plus hundreds of oceans; only to send away the eighteen "imperial concubines" and palace laves. Immediately afterwards, Long Ye went through legal channels and took out 300 yuan of ocean to the pawnshop owner Song Wenzhi, before redeeming the "golden jade clothes" that Long Zhengyi took out - Long Zhengyi played half of the Long family.
Soon after the redemption of the "golden jade clothes", Qi Lianyue, a small staff officer of the Jiangzhou Garrison Command, wanted to buy the "golden jade clothes" with 500 yuan in order to meet his girlfriend's request. The arrogant Long Zhengyi believed that he was the young master of the Dragon Mansion, and his words were disrespectful, which angered Qi Lianyue. Qi Lianyue shot and wounded Long Zhengyi, and almost lost his life.
Long Zhengyi recovered from his injuries and was discharged from the hospital, after Long Ye rescued Long Tianen from Qi Lianyue; Long Ye and Qin Keqing, who were very concerned about him, entrusted the matchmaker Thyme to find a daughter of a tea merchant for the eldest Long Zhengyi. His father's name is Miao Yutian, and his daughter's name is Miao Yan, who is twenty-three years old.
Long Zhengyi saw that although this woman was not a lady, she could be called a small jasper, and she was quite beautiful, and she liked it very much. The two sides unanimously approved this family affair - the two were engaged on April 26, the 22nd year of the Republic of China, and later married on October 18 of that year.
After Long Zhengyi and Miao Yan got married and had children, their temper and style were much better than before, and they also thought about recalibrating their life coordinates, being a righteous person like their own name, taking the right path, and being a good successor of the Long family. Therefore, Long Yelong asked him to go to the pharmacy to familiarize himself with the business operation in order to take over the "Guangji Pharmacy" in the future.
But after Long Zhengyi arrived at the pharmacy, he didn't pay attention to the business of Chinese medicine and Western medicine, but he followed the old man Liu Wenlu all day long to learn to see a doctor, take the pulse and prescribe - he wanted to quickly become a famous doctor.
"Mr. Liu! Can you teach me the essence of Chinese medicine, let me take shortcuts, and I can get started as a doctor as soon as possible without much effort? Long Zhengyi, who didn't know the height of the sky, was eager to try.
"This ......" Mr. Liu Wenlu wanted to severely criticize Long Zhengyi's absurd request of thinking about what is wrong and not being down-to-earth. But when I think of him as the young master of the Dragon Mansion, and his temper is quite violent, if he doesn't get it right, he will be burned; I can't afford to get along with him at this age, so it's better to tell him about the core theories of Chinese medicine, so that he can understand more than less. So Mr. Liu Wenlu calmly said to Long Zhengyi:
"Young Master Long! This theory of Chinese medicine is a profound knowledge, and it is not a day's work to truly master the theory of Chinese medicine. Of course, it is not unattainable and unfathomable; As long as you can concentrate on learning and studying, it is not difficult to master. Let me tell you in a nutshell, the core of all the theories of Chinese medicine, such as the four diagnoses, the eight outlines, and the twenty-eight pulses, is nothing more than the words 'yin' and 'yang'. If a healer can understand the relationship between yin and yang, which attracts and repels each other; It can diagnose all diseases.
"The state of human health is the state of balance between yin and yang in the human body. Pathology, on the other hand, is an imbalance between yin and yang in the human body. Therefore, the so-called cure is to balance the yin and yang of the human body; It can make the human body balance yin and yang, and the disease will be cured.
"As for the theory of the 'five elements', it occupies a very important position in the theory of traditional Chinese medicine, but it is also far-fetched and incomprehensible; it is an incomplete theory; compared with the theory of yin and yang, it is difficult to withstand strict scrutiny; therefore, those who are doctors cannot fully believe and copy it."
"Oh! I understand it all when you say that! What about Western medicine? Western medicine is probably easier to learn! Long Zhengyi just listened to Mr. Liu Wenlu talk about the tip of the fur, and he thought he understood everything! It's sad and terrible!
"The way of Western medicine is 'repair', and the way of Chinese medicine is 'conditioning'. The repairer has a headache and a foot ache. The 'therapist' is concerned with overall adjustment and comprehensive improvement. Ay...... It's a pity that not many people understand these things now! At present, many so-called doctors in white coats are fake foreign devils! Even taking the pulse is not really a good thing. β
Mr. Liu Wenlu is a pun on this - he lamented that in the current Chinese medicine industry, there are too few people who really understand the theory of Chinese medicine, and many doctors in white coats don't even understand the ups and downs of the pulse, but just put their fingers on people's wrists to make a look. At the same time, it is also a metaphor for Long Zhengyi: this study of medicine is not something that can be learned overnight; Those so-called doctors are still fake foreign devils; What's more, you Long Zhengyi only smelled a little "medical smell", and you haven't touched the threshold yet, but you want to start as a doctor as soon as possible; Aren't people who don't know Ohm's law talking about studying electromagnetic fluid dynamics?
"Oh! Listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years. Listening to what your old Mr. Liu said today, I will understand all about Chinese medicine and Western medicine! You teach me in clinical practice, and I look at books, and so on; I will probably be able to sit in the church and see a doctor next year! Then you will rest, and I will take the shift. Long Zhengyi's heart was overjoyed, it turned out that being a doctor was so easy, so simple; If you read a few more medical books and have a certain level of theory, you will definitely be able to become a famous doctor.
After more than a year of "painstaking reading" of medical books such as "Tangtou Song", "Medicinal Properties", "Chinese Materia Medica", "Compendium of Materia Medica", and "Pulse Science of the Lake", as well as following Mr. Liu's observation, inquiry, and clinical practice, Long Zhengyi "grew up" -- he not only "could" be a doctor and "know" to see a doctor, but also "studied" two soups for the treatment of stomach diseases and tuberculosis, which were the most popular at that time.
The soup for the treatment of stomach problems that Long Zhengyi "studied" is as follows:
Codonopsis three coins, astragalus three coins
Muxiang is a penny, and citrus aurantium is a penny and five cents
Yuan Hu two money, Su terrier two money
White peony two coins, tangerine peel one penny and five cents
Squid bones three coins, sand kernels three coins
Licorice is one penny, five cents, and Poria cocos is two cents
The soup for the treatment of tuberculosis that Long Zhengyi "studied" is as follows:
Lily three coins raw rehmannia two coins
The little fritillary is one penny and five cents, and the bone skin is two cents
Qin Gang has two coins and three coins for turtle armor
Yuan ginseng three money, bellflower two money five points
Artemisia annua two money, chai hu two money
If Long Zhengyi learns to prescribe just "a pleasure", or submits the prescription of "research" to Mr. Liu Wenlu for consultation, review, and correction, then it will be a big deal! However, Long Zhengyi, who was insensitive, actually sat in the hall to see a doctor when Mr. Liu Wenlu was away, and after asking about the matter, he waved his pen and wrote two prescriptions to Dong Qing, a patient with stomach problems, and Wang Bin, a tuberculosis patient, according to the prescription he had "studied", and asked the patients to go to the counter to grab medicine.
Although pharmacist Zhou Jingzhai is not a professional doctor, he is still relatively proficient in traditional Chinese medicine and the five elements of yin and yang, mutual restraint, monarchs and ministers, ups and downs, and no pain, and no pain if it is painful. When he saw the prescription issued by Long Zhengyi's "research", he invited Long Zhengyi to come closer, pointed to the two prescriptions with a pen and said:
"Young Master! Your prescription for stomach disease is too large to use two coins, and you can only use one penny; Su Terrier uses two coins to be too small, and must use three coins; Among them, Poria cocos cannot be used, which is a taboo for compatibility; If there is stomach bleeding, you can add three more coins of ejiao.
"Your prescription for tuberculosis is too small, and you have to use three dollars; The amount of bellflower two coins and five cents is too large, and it can only be one penny, and at most one penny and five cents; Don't use the two coins of Chai Hu! Bupleurum is not very good for lung disease.
After pharmacist Zhou Jingzhai patiently told Long Zhengyi about the improper dosage and compatibility of the two prescriptions, he wanted to cross out the two flavors of Chinese medicine and adjusted several doses. But Long Zhengyi just didn't allow it, and assumed the identity of the boss's son, and insisted that Pharmacist Zhou catch the medicine according to the prescription he prescribed. And he also arrogantly said, "This is the result of my years of research, and the effect is absolutely good; If something goes wrong, I will take all the responsibility......" Pharmacist Zhou Jingzhai had no choice but to secretly increase or decrease part of the amount when grabbing the medicine, and then handed over the medicine to the patient with fear.
In the afternoon of the same day, the family of Dong Qing, a patient with stomach problems, found the "Guangji Pharmacy" and said that after taking the traditional Chinese medicine prescribed by Long Zhengyi, he had been vomiting and drowsy......
The next day, Wang Bin, a tuberculosis patient, also found the "Guangji Pharmacy" and said that after taking the medicine prescribed by Long Zhengyi, it had no effect at all, and he still coughed non-stop......
When the news reached Long Ye, Long Zaitian had no choice but to come out to greet Dong Qing and Wang Bin and their families for gifts and money; and immediately take Long Zhengyi back to the Dragon Mansion; solemnly warned Long Zhengyi that he would not be allowed to step into the "Guangji Pharmacy" for half a step from now on.
Standing at an age, having a wife and children, but not a career, this is not a thing! Mrs. Qin Keqing was afraid that Zhao Shuxian would say that she was abusing Long Zhengyi, so she went to ask Jiang Cuilian - Jiang Cuilian's eldest son Wan Jinpeng was the principal of Jiangzhou Peicai Primary School, and Qin Keqing wanted to send Long Tianci to Peicai Primary School as a teacher.
Jiang Cuilian was not good at saving Qin Keqing's face, so she hid it from Wan Fuxiang and led Long Zhengyi to Jiangzhou Peicai Primary School to find her son Wan Jinpeng. Seeing that it was personally sent by his mother, who had never had much to do, Wan Jinpeng knew that it was an important relationship, so he accepted it and accepted Long Zhengyi, who was still a little ink.
When Long Zhengyi first entered Peicai Primary School, he was just an ordinary teacher. After a long time, he relied on the "special relationship" between his father Long Zaitian and Wan Jinpeng's mother Jiang Cuilian, and he was close to Wan Jinpeng as a "benevolent brother"; Of course, it is inevitable to get some antiques from home, and Mobao is filial piety to Principal Wan.
Cast it with a peach, repay it with a plum. Wan Jinpeng couldn't withstand Long Zhengyi's bribe, so he promoted the mediocre talent Long Tianci to the teaching director. Of course, Wan Jinpeng is not limited to these small antiques, small calligraphy and paintings, he also wants big ones - Wan Jinpeng was instructed by his father Wan Fuxiang to seize the heirloom of the Dragon Mansion "Golden Jade Clothes" through Long Zhengyi.
There is an old mother (maid) from the countryside in Longfu named Ran Qiaoxiu, and Ran Qiaoxiu has a daughter named Huangfu Ruojiao.
After graduating from junior high school, Huangfu Ruojiao was idle at home, in order to help his mother earn some money and reduce the burden on the family, he hid from his mother to work at the construction site as a "small worker" (a kind of person who has no skills and follows the bricklayer master to do hands-on work).
There is a little master in the construction team named Ming Ruofu, who is not very old and has very good skills; Huangfu Ruojiao followed him to do work, it was really a match between men and women, and the two of them were not tired.
Huangfu Ruojiao saw Ming Ruofu climb high and climb like a flying swallow, playing with a brick knife like a needle, and couldn't help but be secretly moved, so he wrote a poem to praise Ming Ruofu and all the bricklayer masters. His poem says:
Burrows and high-rise buildings can be built,
Brick by brick hard management,
The Great Wall of the Great Wall,
Tens of millions of craftsmen hang the name.
This poem was accidentally peeped at by the bricklayer masters, and everyone said that Huangfu Ruojiao was interesting to Ming Ruofu, and they were clamoring for Ming Ruofu to propose to Huangfu Ruojiao. made three troubles and four troubles, and even "made the fake come true"; The two got engaged last August; During the Spring Festival this year, Ming Ruofu and Huangfu Ruojiao entered the marriage hall.
After marriage, her mother Ran Qiaoxiu and her husband Ming Ruofu were reluctant to work outside the fine skin and tender flesh of Huangfu Ruojiao; So Ran Qiaoxiu pleaded with the master Qin Keqing, and asked Mrs. Long Qin Keqing to talk to Long Zhengyi, who was the teaching director, and let Huangfu Ruojiao, who graduated from junior high school, go to Jiangzhou Peicai Primary School to be a first- and second-grade teacher.
Qin Keqing only became the director of education because his son had only entered Peicai Primary School, so he didn't want to do much, so he politely refused. But after Long Zhengyi, who had a ghost in his heart, heard about this, he said that he would let Huangfu Ruojiao come to Longfu to meet him, and check it visually to see if he was suitable for being a teacher. Ran Qiaoxiu listened to it and was grateful; The next day, he and Ming Ruofu brought Huangfu Ruojiao to the Dragon Mansion and gave the "uncle" Long Zhengyi a visual inspection.
As soon as Long Zhengyi saw Huangfu Ruojiao, his two eyeballs didn't roll! But see:
If the emperor is proud,
He is twenty-nine years old.
Eyes like autumn waves, eyebrows like willows,
Red lips and white teeth, sebaceous skin.
sharp corners on the chest,
It's mouth-watering and pitiful.
When Ming Ruofu asked "uncle" Long Zhengyi, and Huangfu Ruojiao was qualified, Long Zhengyi woke up like a dream, and said repeatedly: "Qualified!" Qualified! It's so qualified! He also said that he is the director of Jiangzhou Peicai Primary School, and he can be half the master of Peicai Primary School.
Long Zhengyi went to the school and told Principal Wan Jinpeng that he had a little cousin named Huangfu Ruojiao, who was a talented girl, and only wanted to come to Peicai Primary School to be a teacher in the first and second grades; He couldn't refute the face, and he had already promised his little cousin and prayed for Principal Wan to be fulfilled.
Wan Jinpeng wanted Long Zhengyi's family heirloom, and the school teachers were also scarce, so he nodded and agreed-Huangfu Ruojiao went to work the next day as she wished, and became a second-grade arithmetic teacher-Huangfu Ruojiao's heart was full of joy, but the flowering period was not long--the god of fate played a very cruel joke on her.
After getting off work in the evening, when Huangfu Ruojiao was worried about going home without a car, not going home and having no place to live, "uncle" Long Zhengyi took the initiative to find her, saying that a secluded dormitory had been arranged for her, and asked Huangfu Ruojiao to take a look at whether it was suitable or not.
When the two of them came to a large house, they saw a tall house with three rooms, the east two were dark, and the west one was brightly lit. Long Zhengyi explained to Huangfu Ruojiao: This was originally the school's three large warehouses for storing staff files, student test papers and sports equipment, and he only let people vacate one in the afternoon. And it is clean, indoor beds, mosquito nets, bedding, pillows, tables and chairs, basins, foot basins, hot water bottles and other utensils are readily available. Huangfu Ruojiao was very satisfied and very unhappy; thanked Uncle Zhengyi vigorously.
Huangfu Ruojiao went to the cafeteria for dinner, fetched a bottle of boiling water, went to the dormitory to wash, and went to bed.
Ay...... In the two months since they got married, they have been sharing the same table with Ming Ruofu every night, and they have a happy supper. All of a sudden, I was lonely, so lonely!
Huangfu Ruojiao, who couldn't sleep at night, couldn't help but think of her "uncle" Long Zhengyi, oops! What a power this has in the hands of the dean's uncle! As soon as he was the first child, I went from being a farmer to a teacher; As soon as his mouth moved, the big warehouse became my dormitory; As soon as he opened his mouth, all the furniture and utensils were ready! Ay...... This Uncle Zhengyi is really amazing!
The emperor here Ruojiao is thinking about the "uncle" Long Zhengyi's magical powers; Long Zhengyi over there was thinking about Huangfu Ruojiao's arrogant appearance. Ah! What a bright flower! It's really better than every female teacher in the school! Although these female teachers are fat and thin city people, none of them are as charming and touching as Huangfu Ruo. Moreover, Huangfu Ruojiao is only eighteen years old, and there is an irresistible youthful charm all over her body, if she can do good things with her, then she is not happy like a fairy?
Huangfu Ruojiao and Long Zhengyi "dream in different beds", both thinking about each other's subtlety. It's just that Huangfu Ruojiao wants to be "clean", and Long Zhengyi wants to be "dirty".
Due to the all-out anti-Japanese efforts and the financial constraints of the national government, Jiangzhou Peicai Primary School only paid the salary of the previous month at the beginning of each month. The newly arrived Huangfu Ruojiao belongs to the new teachers; The monthly salary should be around 16 yuan. She worked six and a half days last month, more than 5 dimes a day; Six and a half days is more than three dollars. But the teaching director Long Zhengyi asked the accountant to give Huangfu Ruojiao 15 yuan - half a month's high salary.
When Huangfu Ruojiao received so much salary in the accounting room, his heart was like a deer and his face was crimson; As soon as she put the money in her pocket, she slipped out!
After getting off work in the evening, after dinner, Huangfu Ruojiao closed the door and stripped to bed; She reclined on the rails of the bed and pulled out her pocket her first salary in her life, and looked and counted and counted. Ah! Just a few days after I came, I had the same salary as an old teacher; Go without saying! This is a decision made by the powerful Uncle Zhengyi, and this is the love of the powerful Uncle Zhengyi.
"Knock knock! Knock knock! Huangfu Ruojiao was looking at the salary in reverie, and suddenly heard someone knocking on the door.
"Who?" Huangfu Ruojiao hurriedly put the money in her pocket and asked vigilantly.
"Ruojiao! It's me! Long Zhengyi outside the door shouted very affectionately, and he didn't even need his surname!
"Oh! It's uncle! I'm asleep! No! I'll open the door! Huangfu Ruojiao heard that it was Long Zhengyi's voice, and wanted to say that she had already slept! They won't open the door. can think about it: when elders and benefactors come to visit, if they don't open the door, they are a little unkind; He hurriedly got out of bed and opened the door.
"Why did you go to bed so early?" After entering the door, Long Zhengyi said as he closed the door casually.
"Not early! It's almost ten o'clock! Huangfu Ruojiao saw Long Zhengyi close the door and wanted to ask him to open it, but he didn't open it.
"Have you gotten your salary?" Long Zhengyi asked knowingly.
"Take it!"
"Satisfied?"
"Satisfied! I was so satisfied that I felt a little uneasy. When I first arrived, I had a similar salary as the old teachers, which ...... This is a bit unreasonable! β
"What's not to be said about that? I'm not up to me to decide this school! But as the dean, I can still make decisions about specific matters. You are my relative (when Long Zhengyi asked Principal Wan Jinpeng to accept Huangfu Ruojiao as a teacher, he said that Huangfu Ruojiao was his little cousin, so the two kept saying that they were cousins; But it's just that when the two of them are together, Huangfu Ruojiao still calls Long Zhengyi his uncle), I want to put your salary at whatever level you want. Long Zhengyi said both bragging and deception.
"I know you're here to help, thank you so much!" Huangfu Ruojiao is not far from entering the palace.
"Thank me? How can you thank me? "Long Zhengyi opened the hunting net to capture Huangfu Ruojiao!
"I ...... I'll buy you a nice gift! Uncle, what do you like? The naΓ―ve Huangfu Ruojiao is telling the truth - in order to thank the "uncle" who helped a lot, and for the "uncle" to continue to help in the future, it is worth spending some money to buy some gifts.
"You ask me what I like, and you say? What do you say I like? "Long Zhengyi is gradually closing the net!
"I don't know what you like! If you don't buy well, you're not satisfied. Just say it! β
"I ...... I like you as a person! Long Zhengyi finally showed an ugly face.
"Uncle is really joking! You're telling the truth! What do you like? Huangfu Ruojiao thought that Long Zhengyi was joking, or she was embarrassed to say what she wanted.
"I'm not kidding! I really like you! From the day you came to the Dragon Mansion to visually inspect it, I was fascinated by your beauty and charm! Long Zhengyi sat down on the side of Huangfu Ruojiao's bed as she spoke, and reached out to grab her jade fingers like reeds.
"Uncle don't ...... Don't Uncle ...... Don't do this! 'If the emperor, who has not been involved in the world, is eighteen years old, except for her husband's touch, no second man has ever done this to her. Therefore, I can't help but feel a little scared, at least "not adapting".
"Ruojiao! You are the most beautiful and beautiful beauty in our school, and the most beautiful and beautiful beauty in our whole Jiangzhou! I even dreamed of you! ββ¦β¦
"Don't ...... Other...... Uncle! You...... You're an elder! Long Tianci's rash action made Huangfu Ruojiao shiver...... She wanted to push Long Zhengyi's hand away, but she didn't push it - this was for fear of offending Long Zhengyi, the second was that she was unable to push her hand, and the third was .......
"What about the elders? I'm just a dozen years older than you! It doesn't matter! Come on! Little girl! Long Zhengyi was horny......
"Uncle! Don't ...... Uncle! I can't ......."
"What can't you do? I'm going to have to eat you today! Long Zhengyi stared at Huangfu Ruojiao intently
"Ruojiao!! You don't bark! It's not good for you or me for outsiders to hear, especially not good for you. Aren't you going to give me a gift? This is the best gift! Don't look at Long Zhengyi's lack of talent, but he can be regarded as a "talented" love saint in playing with women.
"Uncle......" Long Zhengyi's work really had an effect on Huangfu Ruojiao, who was new to society. She thought to herself: If I shouted so that everyone else knew, tomorrow I would have no face to see anyone; If you don't get it right, the wind will reach the ears of her husband Ming Ruofu; Maybe Uncle Zhengyi will be angry and send me back to be a farmer. The consequences would be unimaginable...... When Huangfu Ruojiao thought of this, she suddenly lost the ability to resist, or she didn't resist.
Long Zhengyi, who was burned by lust, obviously felt that Huangfu Ruojiao's resisting hands were not strong, and knew that she was moved! Thereupon......