Chapter 1 Inexplicable
On a section of asphalt-paved road, there are many vehicles, stop and go, the whistle is long, and the back and forth is endless!
On the side of the road, a young man of twenty-four or five years old, in good spirits, neatly dressed, unexpectedly pulled a flatbed truck, walking slowly. In this era when almost every car is one, it seems particularly weird.
This young man pulling a flatbed truck is called Dong Shouye, who works in a small company, although his salary is only more than 4,000, he is also a small supervisor, and he is also a small white-collar worker. He was upright and rested, but he returned to his hometown to visit his parents in the countryside. It happened that the pig feed at home was gone, and my father was sick in bed, so my mother said to him: "Shouye, your father's illness is quite strict, I will have to take your father to the hospital in the town to have a look, it is estimated that I will not be able to go home until the evening, and I can't cook for you!" ”
Dong Shouye replied: "It's okay, Mom!" I'll just get some food to eat myself, by the way, Mom, is Dad strict? What kind of illness is it? I'll go with you! Why don't we take our dad to the big hospital in the city! Dong Shouye's mother said: "No need, your dad was a few days ago when it rained, he had a cold, a little fever, he didn't care at the time, he didn't take some medicine in time, and the result was strict, and now it is a high fever of about 38 degrees, I have seen a doctor yesterday, and I have already hung up three bottles of water, and it has improved at that time, and the doctor said that I will hang it for another day today, and I will hang it for another day tomorrow, and it will be fine." ”
Dong Shouye said: "That's good, do you have any other instructions, Mom?" Are there any chores that I want to help with? ”
Dong Shouye's mother said: "By the way, don't you say that I forgot, the corn at home is gone, and the few pigs in the pigsty can't be eaten, you use a flatbed truck to pull two bags of corn, go to the town and use a grinder to powder it into chaff, and then pull it home to keep it and feed the pigs!" The corn was in the side house, and the two sacks were there. ”
When Dong Shouye heard this, he went to the yard to pack up the flatbed, carried the corn to the car, went to the side house and found two sacks of corn, and asked: "Mom, why do we still have this old-fashioned sack at home, what is the idea of this, and this kind of old thing?" ”
Dong Shouye's mother couldn't help but smile when she heard this, and said, "This was brought from your grandparents a few days ago, and our snakeskin bag was bitten by rats and couldn't be used." ”
Dong Shouye scratched his head and blurted out a sentence: "That's right, only old antiques have old antiques in the house!" ”
Dong Shouye's mother took a sip and said angrily: "You kid, as soon as you do something, you will nag and grind, grind and chirp, no big or small, who is the old antique?" ”
Dong Shouye heard his mother blame himself a little, so he didn't continue to argue with his mother, buried his head, and began to work concentratingly.
So, Dong Shouye loaded the two bags of corn at home onto a flatbed truck, tied them with ropes and fixed them, and then pulled these two bags of corn on a flatbed truck, looked at the two antique old sacks, and thought: "I have to go quickly, hurry to the town and use a grinder to crush these two sacks of corn, and then go home to get some pig food, so that the pigs at home can eat and drink enough and grow meat quickly." ”
At this time, there were no more acres of land left at home, and there was less than one and a half acres of self-reserved land left, planting some rations, vegetables or something, and the family didn't need any machines, so they sold the tractor the year before last.
Therefore, Dong Shouye can only pull a flatbed truck now.
There was this scene in front of me.
Pulling the car, Dong Shouye couldn't help but wonder, this was all 2015, and the family still used sacks woven from old-fashioned hemp grass. Is there still a man who grows hemp grass to weave into sacks? Who still uses sacks?
Shouldn't we all use snakeskin bags these days? Come to think of it, the car still has to be pulled, the road still has to be rushed, and the work still has to be done! If you starve the pigs at home, it's not good, now is the time to grow fat.
I was wondering here, and suddenly there was a loud noise, and Dong Shouye felt that he was hit by a huge object, fluttering, and flew into the sky, and then he lost consciousness.
Perhaps, a second before he lost consciousness, Dong Shouye seemed to see a black Camry, brand-new, bullish, driving very fast, and the speed of a fully loaded semi-trailer in front of him was also okay, as if they were all rushing to reincarnate?
When the two cars met, the semi-trailer was a little frightened, trying to slow down and avoid the bullish Camry on the opposite side, at this time the speed of the two cars was already very fast, and they couldn't stop at all, in order not to hit the Camry, in order to avoid the Camry, they had to slam the steering wheel, but they didn't notice in time that there was a person on the opposite side, just like a mule pulling a flatbed truck.
As a result, tragedy came. Then, I only heard a bang, as if I had bumped into Dong Shouye. And then what? And then there became.
Dog Day Japanese imperialist garbage truck, aren't you afraid of being smashed by patriots who defend the Diaoyu Islands? Why are you driving so fast? Waiting to be reincarnated? You're so arrogant, does your mother know?
In the fog, it seemed that someone was patting him on the shoulder, "Young master, young master, wake up, young master!" Dong Shouye was still in the clouds, and he couldn't help but think, is this calling himself? I'm not called a young master, am I? You are called Young Master, and your whole family is called Young Master. The question is, is it calling yourself, who is it called? Do you keep patting yourself on the shoulder here? Shaking left and right, I don't know if my shoulder hurts! I haven't heard of the bad habit of people in any place who would pat Li Si on the shoulder when they call Zhang San?
That's right, he still called himself, and slowly his body seemed to obey the call, Dong Shouye slowly raised his head, and then turned his head to the source of the sound little by little. Damn, my head really hurts, it's so hard to turn my head!
Well? What's the situation, why is this person dressed like this? It's actually a costume in ancient costume!
Is a car accident a car accident? Haven't you heard of the recent fashion to wear ancient costumes, wide robes with big sleeves, coarse linen clothes, and a small hat, teasing me here? Do you think you're Tang Bohu? Nothing to do with pretending to be a little guy here? Dude is not Qiu Xiang, buddy is a man, you can't take advantage of me? What are you calling me for?
"Young master, wake up quickly", the little guy dressed up was about to cry.
What's wrong with this buddy, I didn't do anything to you, why are you crying? It seems that he is 20 years old, and he is also a serious adult man, and he is still crying and crying here, not ashamed! Eighty percent are acting?
Finally, Dong Shouye felt that his consciousness was slowly sobering up, but his body still didn't listen to the call. Listening to the person dressed as a small guy next to him, he couldn't understand it, and he was in a fog. I didn't have the strength to speak, so I could only do it there, I couldn't interject, and I couldn't say anything back. It's also extremely depressing.
This little guy doesn't think about his feelings at all, taking advantage of the fact that he doesn't have any strength in his body now, and he can't speak, he desperately talks to himself, so that he can't speak, is this little guy desperately torturing himself?
The little brother said: "Young master, how are you now, but the little one is frightened, if he can't find you, the master will kill us all!" ”
After that, I'm going to cry my nose again, pretending to be pitiful.
Dong Shouye couldn't help but think: "So brutal? This is obviously a line from a costume drama! Could it be that I am in which costume drama studio? Is it really cool to play a rich man, I want to be a rich man in my dreams, although the qiē in front of me is not reality, it is in the filming of costume dramas, but it is also quite cool to be a rich boy in the play, it is better than nothing! ”
I only heard the person dressed as a small servant say again: "Young master, just now the second slave has gone back to report to the master, and someone will come to pick us up soon." This time the son was injured, and the master might kill the little one and the second slave, begging the son to intercede with the master and spare the villain's life. ”
After that, he was about to kowtow, and the tears began to flow down again. This buddy's tear ducts are really developed, cry when he says, he doesn't use any auxiliary equipment at all, and he doesn't use chemical weapons like chili pepper water or anything, it's really a cow, it's not good, it's comparable to Uncle Liu Huang, a generation of crying emperors in history!
Dong Shouye finally came back to his senses, and looked carefully at the person who had been talking to him, only to see that this person was a little more than 1.7 meters tall, about less than 20 years old, and the fluff on his mouth was like wheat that had just sprouted, sparse, only a few. It's just that his face is slightly panicked, a little pale, and his eyebrows are clear, not too ugly. Now, he is also a veritable little handsome guy! It is estimated that there is no big problem in seducing a rich daughter.
What the hell is going on, it's inexplicable. What the hell is going on? It's not April Fool's Day, it's September, what are you kidding!
The person in this ancient costume is begging himself vigorously there, muttering, begging nonsense, looking at this situation, it doesn't look like he is filming. If it was really filming, the director would have stopped a long time ago! Besides, now that it is a so-called democratic society, who would be stupid and keep kowtowing to others? This is not a New Year's holiday, kowtow will not give New Year's money, and will not give red envelopes. People who don't give red envelopes these years and kowtow desperately, in addition to being fools, ordinary people can't do this kind of thing! This guy is serious, his scalp is red, and he is about to bleed.
Besides, the current society will not appear, without the consent of others, they will force others to the set, do not talk about remuneration and treatment with others, and even give the script, so they will be forced to act, so how should they act, don't you still have to give some hints to play on the spot? How can anyone do such a thing, this qiē is unreasonable!