Chapter 148 Laughing Hongchen

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Zheng Guobao ordered a few brocade clothes to carry people back, and called Sun Dayong, "This wine seems to be a little strong." Hurry up and tell me to buy it, prepare a few more people to accompany the wine, and buy more wine. In terms of dishes, you don't need to pay attention to any craftsmanship, just prepare more meat. When I entered the town, I listened to the dogs barking and asked them to prepare a few more fat dogs. Soju with dog meat, I don't believe it, and I can't ask the truth about this little girl. ”

Sure enough, as soon as the soju and dog meat were put on the table in the evening, Meng'er's eyes shone brightly, and almost everyone had to lie on the table and put together several large plates of dog meat, "These are all mine, no one is allowed to rob them!" She looked up at Zheng Guobao again, and said pitifully: "You promised me that I would have meat to eat at once, and you as an official can eat it every day, so let me have this meal." ”

Although she is a mystery at her age, looking at her appearance, she is a few years older than Zheng Guobao, but her innocent personality always makes people treat her as a little girl. Therefore, this kind of behavior just makes people think she is cute, but there is nothing disgusting.

Zheng Guobao poured her a glass of wine, "Don't worry, we have dog meat, and no one will rob you." It's just that it's not interesting to eat meat dry, try this shochu. I also deliberately found a few people to accompany us to drink, and there were few people. ”

He singled out these six people, all of whom were famous in the team, and the soldiers who had been tested by alcohol in the country and the dynasty, and they had all made great achievements at the wine table. It's bullying more and less, and although this dream girl has some alcohol, she can't resist these many good players. The only thing I'm worried about now is that she doesn't drink. This person is a tendon, if you don't drink with an iron heart, it will be really difficult for others to move.

Meng'er picked up the wine glass and sniffed it. A look of joy appeared on his face, "Good wine." Wine. As soon as you smell it, you know that it is strong, and it is enjoyable to drink such wine. The cup is too small, though, and I want a big bowl. ”

Zheng Guobao didn't expect Meng'er to be so cooperative, and ordered to replace everyone's wine utensils with sea bowls, Meng'er lifted the ten-pound wine jar, and filled his own bowl with wine, and filled Zheng Guobao's bowl with wine. Placing the jar on the table, "You guys aren't good people. I don't want to pour you wine. Also, no one is allowed to grab meat from me for a while. ”

These men should have said that Zheng Guobao raised the bowl and wanted to say something to persuade him to drink, but he didn't want to be fast, so he had already raised his head and drank half of the bowl, and grabbed a piece of dog meat to eat. "Don't be wordy, eat and drink." She shoved meat into her mouth. said to Zheng Guobao. He touched around again, and put a wine jar in his hand, as if he was afraid that someone would take it.

Everyone doesn't want the situation to be like this, and this girl doesn't seem to be difficult to deal with. They all raised bowls to salute, and Meng'er was also bold. Those who come do not refuse, and the wine is dry. Zheng Guobao drank an average amount of wine, and when he saw the large bowl of wine, he was a little dizzy at first. As a result, Meng'er saw that he only drank two sips, so he stopped drinking. He snatched the bowl and said, "Don't take it if you don't drink it, eat some meat." You're a good person. You can take some meat from me and go, and I don't see it. "Send the half bowl of wine down to your stomach.

Zheng Guobao thought that according to her drinking method, it wouldn't take long before she would get drunk and paralyzed. Who knows, the more she drinks, the brighter her eyes become, as if her spirit is more sufficient, and she does not delay drinking and eating meat. Halfway through the drink, the men who were in charge of accompanying the wine had already poured more than half of it, and Meng'er was like nothing, eating and drinking by herself, and she couldn't stop persuading Zheng Guobao to eat meat.

After drinking for a while, the six escorts were already unknown, and only Meng'er was left to eat and drink by herself. While eating, he said: "It's okay now, a few nasty guys have all fallen, and no one is robbing me of wine and meat." Zheng Guobao, you eat a little more, there are so many I can't eat alone. ”

When most of the dozens of catties of soju prepared by Zheng Guobao were drunk, and the dog meat was also wiped out, Meng'er wiped it on the grease mouth with her sleeve, "It's enjoyable." Since I left the mountain, I have enjoyed eating the most today. Finally, no one was there to lecture me, saying that I was not allowed to eat enough, that I was not allowed to be ungraceful, and that I was not allowed to drink so much alcohol. Annoying and annoying, when I was in the mountains, I was hungry if I couldn't hit something, and I ate whatever I wanted when I hit the beasts, so I was happy. ”

She squinted her eyes and glanced at the stunned Zheng Guobao, and leaned forward, "You are very strange." I don't think you're a good person, but you can't kill you, it's weird. You say, who do you want me to kill, I'll kill it for you, let's hurry up and clear up, okay? ”

Zheng Guobao already believed at this time that the five buckets of rice and ten catties of meat recorded in the history books were not nonsense. The girl in front of her, seeing that her body is so slender, and the amount of food and alcohol is amazing, she thinks that the foolproof layout has become a big oolong. After all, this woman didn't kill herself, otherwise wouldn't it be bad? In his heart, he had scolded Sun Dayong countless times, but his face looked like a good gentleman, "What did you say?" In my heart, just like you as my little sister, how can there be a brother who invites his sister to eat and has to be paid? I don't have anyone I want to kill, so you can save your energy. It's not early, you should go to bed, I'll send you back to your room. ”

Meng'er shook her head and said, "No, I can't be your sister." My mother said that if a man calls me a good girl, it must be not at ease and wants me to give him a baby. My mother said that giving birth to a baby is not fun at all, but it hurts. So whoever wants to do bad to me, I will kill whomever I want, I don't want to kill you, and you are not allowed to call me a good sister, as if I am older than you, why don't you call me sister, okay? ”

Zheng Guobao had to nod and explained: "Actually, I don't mean what you think, forget it, since you don't want to hear it, then I won't say it." I'll send you back to your room first and rest early. ”

Meng'er said: "That can't be done. I haven't had enough of it. Stay and listen to me sing, and you are not allowed to go anywhere. I saw that she got up and grabbed the two men who accompanied the wine, threw them at the door, and then grabbed and threw them like sacks, and threw all six people into the courtyard. Then he shouted, "I am going to sing and dance, and none of you are allowed to look, and whoever looks at me will kill him." You get these six guys, I don't want them to spit up here. ”

After shouting, close the door of the lobby and close the latch. Then he jumped, and the man was already on the table, and the plates and wine bowls on the table rolled to the ground. She threw off her embroidered shoes again, tore off her socks, and exposed her white feet.

"Is it pretty?" She raised her foot and asked Zheng Guobao, which was clearly saying, "Dare to say that it's not good-looking." ”

Zheng Guobao had to nod, not knowing what this woman wanted to do. Meng'er smiled: "My mother said that a woman's body is not allowed to be seen by men, her feet are not allowed to be seen by men, and men are not allowed to touch them, and whoever touches them will kill them." Whoever sees it will also be killed. But if it's the closest man, you can see it, you can touch it. You're a good guy, but you're not close enough to me. You can only look at it, and don't touch it, or it will kill you. ”

She put her body on the table to make a few Hu Xuan, shook her long sleeves, danced, and sang: "Hongchen is ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, and it is good ......to be empty-eyed."

Zheng Guobao didn't drink much wine originally, and at this time, he scared away the little alcohol that remained. Exclaimed: "You...... How can you sing this? It's not that he hasn't seen other time-travelers, such as Mo Da of a Peking Opera troupe, but this woman has a mysterious background and strong skills, but she is not familiar with the world, and she has not even formed a view of right and wrong. Could it be that she also crossed over? But it doesn't look like it.

Meng'er turned around twice, and the whole person leaned back, supported by his waist, and the person bent into the shape of an arched bridge, which was the kung fu of an iron plate bridge. She looked at Zheng Guobao in this posture and smiled: "What, can you sing too?" This is what my mother taught me, is it good? If you can sing, sing it with me, but I don't believe it, my mother said this song, few people in this world can do it. ”

Zheng Guobao came to the table and continued to sing in her tune, until the long night was long and unconscious, and he was looking for happiness before he stopped. "What's the matter, this is different from what your mother taught you?"

Meng'er had already changed her posture at this time, just sitting at the table with her legs crossed, listening to Zheng Guobao singing. When Zheng Guobao finished singing, she clapped her hands and said, "That's right, that's right." It's exactly the same as my mother's singing, except for your uncle, you're the second one who can sing this song. And you are better looking than your uncle, kinder than your uncle, and you are willing to give me meat to eat even if you don't want me to work. When she said this, she suddenly reached out and pulled Zheng Guobao in front of her and kissed him on the face. The person who can sing this song is my Meng'er's relative, so I can kiss it. But you can only kiss, if you have to do something else, I will still beat you. ”