Bang ——、 bang ——、 bang——! The gongs on the six gates and six arrows of the four cities of Liyang were sounded, waking up the Liyang City after the rain. The dust and ash on the six arrow towers of the earthquake fell straight down. After the melodious gong sound spread throughout the city, the six city gate sergeants shouted in unison: "Liyang city citizens listen carefully: Elder Zuo Shu has given an order!" The south gate is erected with three zhang wood, and whoever carries it to the north gate will be rewarded with ten gold! Ten gold rewards! The sergeant shouted over and over again, shouting out the citizens of Liyang, who had nothing to do and loved to be lively, from all corners and rushed to the south gate. Ji Da, who was lying on the kang and looking at the mouse on the beam and brushing his beard, heard that there was a bounty, jumped up from the kang and ran towards the south gate.

Yi San, who had just squatted in the pit, shouted when he saw Ji Da running over: "Ji Da! Wait, Lao Tzu! I'll go along. ”

Ji Da kept shouting: "You fucking hurry up, I'm afraid that if it's late, we won't have our share!" ”

Yi San shaved his ass with a tile in a panic, lifted his pants, stood up and ran after Ji's big ass.

"Wu Er, Wu Er! Also eat a fart meal. Run with the boys! It's too late! When the two ran past Wu Er's house, they saw Wu Er eating, so they deliberately shouted loudly.

When Wu Er heard this, he dropped the bowl and wiped his mouth, no matter what it was, he ran out and ran behind. These three famous oak skins gathered together in this way, and ran towards the south gate with teeth and claws. The square outside the south gate was crowded with people. But as soon as people saw Ji Da's three splashes, they habitually got out of the way. Let the three of them swagger into the entrance.

In the field. A three-zhang long garden tree lies horizontally in the ground. A dozen sergeants stood beside him with a slender man in his arms. Ji Da stepped on the garden tree with one foot, grabbed his throat and asked, "Ten taels when you carry it?" Lie to me, huh? "The government's order, how can you say a lie?" The sergeant on guard was dissatisfied. "The government is a fart. Last time, I said that I would not be recruited. But as soon as Lao Tzu returned to the house, the public rushed in the door and arrested Lao Tzu. Ji Da, those who listen to the government will be unlucky. "Wu Er came up to cheer for Ji Da." Why do you say that about the government? The sergeant rebuked. This is an order from the newly appointed Chief Zuo! "Isn't Chief Zuo deceiving? Ji Da! Don't you want to carry it? I can't say that after you carry it to the north gate, the government says that you are poor and rich, so I will catch and cut off your hands! "What Yi San said is more mysterious than Wu Er. March 15. It is the Black Dragon Festival of the Qin State. It is also the day when Liyang catches up with the big set, the most crowded and the most lively. Gongsun Martingale chose this day to let more people know: the first order will be implemented from today. Standing wood for faith is a trumpet and a war drum. Therefore, Gongsun Ying was very happy when he saw the three splashes and a few sergeants messing around, God helped me. After mentally thanking the three splashes, he looked up at the crowded square, and ordered the sergeant to sound the gong! "Bang, bang!" Listen, townspeople! Elder Zuo Shu is going to give a lecture! "Bang, bang!" After the sergeant sounded the gong, he raised his voice and shouted with all his might. As soon as the gong stopped and the shouting stopped, Gongsun Ying shouted to the crowd: "I am the Zuo Shu Chang Martingale who specializes in implementing the 'First Order'. Qin Gongling: Rebuild the prestige of the government in the whole of Qin, and the government will say the same from today! In order to show the government's determination to establish trust in the people from now on, it is only today that it is standing a tree to seek trust. For this reason, whoever is willing to carry this wood to the north gate will have a bounty of fifty! "Drink! Damn! Fifty gold! "What, what, that's enough to buy ten cows and five horses!" "Six hundred stones! Don't take it for nothing, don't take it! When they were talking and scrambling, a loud shout began: "Slow! When he saw the crowd coming, he shouted wildly and said, "You don't recognize Lao Tzu?" Only gold is recognized. Lao Tzu told you: If Lao Tzu doesn't carry it, no one should think about it. Wu Er waved his hand, raised his voice and shouted: "How can there be a good thing in the world that you can get fifty gold for carrying a piece of wood?" Six hundred stone millet in a few thousand steps? Dream on. You know what the hell the government is up to. "Don't go crazy if you want gold!" Yi San shouted. "Go back! The government is deceiving! After shouting, Yi San squeezed his legs out, Wu Er and Ji Da followed, shouting while squeezing out: "The government is deceiving people again!" Let's go, go back to sleepy my wife! "People follow the crowd. When everyone saw that people were crowding out, they really thought that the government was deceiving people again, and they were so fooled that they were twittering. The people scattered like frightened birds. No matter how the ten sergeants shouted and stopped, the people in the square still dispersed.

On the square, there were only the orders left to come, listen to the story of Zhenguanwei and Limu, and nearly 200 newly recruited officials from the Zuo Shu Governor's Mansion looked at the scattered crowd with various thoughts, and the Zuo Shu Chang who stood next to the wood. Only the chief who led these officials and the upper concubine stood there with a calm face, so that these officials stood there quietly and were loyal spectators. Gongsun Ying sighed: Why did he never expect that the government and officials were not as appealing as a splash in the psychology of the people?

Gongsun Ying was preparing to close the stall. A beggar came up to a sergeant and asked, "Does it count now?" "Of course it counts." "Fifty gold and one tael is not a lot?" "Not a single bit" "I'll carry it." "The beggar bent down, hugged the wood, and put it on his shoulder. Carrying the wood like a cloud, he got up and walked towards the north gate with a shout. The sergeant who carried the gong did not wait for an order, but happily rang the gong, tearing away the noise and shouting: "Look! The people of the city clanged, carried the wood to win glory, and the fifty bounty did not make a difference! Look! Townsfolk jingle ,、、、、、、"

The people of the city, who had not yet squeezed out of the city gate, heard that someone was carrying wood again, and they were surprised to see it, so they immediately ran back and surrounded them. The man who came out of the city gate saw that everyone was running around, and he didn't know what was going on, so he turned around and ran back with the crowd, driven by curiosity. Ji Da and the other three splashers, who were rushed back, saw that it was the begging jingle who carried the wood, and immediately scolded bitterly. Such a scenery was actually fished by this kid, and the fire of jealousy made Ji Da forget the ancient precept of not going against the government. He waited for Ding Dong to carry the wood and walked over to the ditch majestically, so he rushed to the middle of the road regardless of Qiē, stopped Ding Dong on the street, and shouted: "Ding Dong on the dog day!" Are you fucking poor and crazy? Dare to spoil grandpa's good deeds! Ding Dong laughed, turned to look at the sergeant beside him and behind him, and the chief of the left who was sitting on the canopy car, and then looked at the crowd of onlookers on both sides of the avenue. With a head raised, a fork of his hand, and demonstratively shook the wood on his shoulder: "Hehe, Lao Tzu doesn't care about fifty gold." What Lao Tzu cares about is today's scenery! Lao Tzu is a beggar for food, when did you see Lao Tzu on a dog day? When did such a person welcome Lao Tzu? Go away! Don't mistake Lao Tzu's business. Ji was so angry that he was about to hit Ding Dong with his fist, but two sergeants picked him up like chickens and threw him into the crowd. As soon as the crowd dispersed, Ji Bang and fell to the ground on his back.

Wu Er and Yi San rushed over and picked him up. Ji Da stomped his foot remorsefully: "Why did I only think of fighting with the government to be in the limelight, but I didn't think of carrying a piece of wood to live this addiction like Ding Dong?" The three splashes were full of remorse, and they followed the flow of people and rushed towards the north gate. The south gate is only five miles away from the north gate. The beggar jingle bell, although very proudly welcomed by the crowd, although he enjoyed being warmly cheered and ridiculed and abused by the crowd, although he wanted to listen very much, but his feet still had to move slowly. But no matter how slow it was, it only took half an hour to see the towering tower at the north gate. But in this half an hour, Ding Dong has changed from a beggar to a celebrity in Liyang City.

Surrounded by everyone, Ding Dong carried the wood and moved to the back of the north gate, and was reluctant to put the wood on his shoulders. "The North Gate has arrived!" The sergeant thought that this jingle was stupid by the crowd of onlookers, so he reminded him loudly. "Yes. I'm not blind! "Ding Dong was made confident by this log, and he was bold enough to answer loudly." If you know, let it go! At the urging of the sergeant, Ding Dong was reluctant to put this lucky acre again, and had to gently put this wood into the ground like a treasure. Two stubborn sergeants, with bright armor, walked towards Ding Dong majestically.

Immersed in the joy of happiness, Jingdong has long forgotten about the reward. When he opened his eyes from joy, he saw the sergeant approaching him with the rattling of his armor, and he thought he had come to arrest him. As soon as his heart was broken and his legs were weak, he was so frightened that he quickly knelt down on the ground and begged the sergeant: "Don't arrest me!" I don't dare. I'm not greedy for money! ”

The crowd of onlookers knelt down when they saw Ding Dong, and they couldn't figure out the situation. Someone shouted, "Look! Jingle knelt down to receive the reward. ”

Others shouted: "Look! This is the end of believing in the government and greedy for money. The government is going to arrest him and cut off his hands! ”

So, the crowd who didn't know the truth divided into two factions and shouted indiscriminately. The newly recruited officials of the Zuo Shu Governor's Mansion who were mixed in the crowd were inspired by the glory of the officials and the honor of the Zuo Shu Governor's Mansion, and they all stood on their knees to receive the reward, arguing with each other hoarsely. As soon as nearly two hundred people participated, the quarrel in the square was pushed to the *, and the sound tide of thousands of people was really turbulent, so that Liyang City knew about it, attracting more people to run to the north gate. Gongsun Ying didn't care about the crowd of onlookers, but when he saw the man who was so proud just now, as soon as he saw the sergeant, he turned into this pitiful statue of begging for mercy, and couldn't help but shake his head sadly, it turned out that the official government of the Qin State was unpopular with the people to this point. When the two sergeants dragged Jingle Hard to Gongsun Marting's car, Gongsun Martingale ordered the samurai to let him go! The samurai let go. Jingle Bell crawled on the ground and kowtowed again.