Chapter 25. The black donkey howls the west wind, and the magic stick is not easy to do (one more)

Just when Aunt Jin was talking about someone as a "monster", Liu Wenyang was also worried about something.

Outside the Zhao family's mansion, four good sedan chairs have been prepared.

Among them, the largest, most luxurious and comfortable sedan chair is, of course, Aunt Jin's.

Then, the nurse and the little master had a top.

Wu Ma topped.

A top of spring apricots.

As for the Liu officials...... No!

"No, what should you do if you take a sedan chair and tell me?" Liu Wenyang was wondering, and an old slave behind him brought over a black donkey, and said politely: "Liu Gongzi is invited!" ”

"Could it be...... Let me ride it? Liu Wenyang was stunned.

The old slave smiled: "People ride donkeys to read the record book, you ride a donkey to read feng shui, but they are all the same way, what can you not ride...... Don't worry, this beast is very obedient, and he walks steadily, and he will never leave you halfway! ”

Liu Wenyang still had to argue, and the sedan chair man over there summoned: "Mrs. is on the sedan chair, Mrs. is on the sedan chair." "The lady got on the sedan chair and had nothing to do with him, let herself ride a donkey to follow, he thought it had a great deal. It's good that you give a horse, but you bring a donkey, or it's pure black, isn't it looking down on people.

From the ancient road: white horse, chivalrous, famous sword.

Haven't heard of it, black donkey, scribe, scroll.

"Wait a minute, do you see if I can change my foot strength?" Liu Wenyang shouted from Aunt Jin from afar.

"It's just this donkey, if you don't feel satisfied, you can follow behind and walk slowly." Aunt Jin, who was waiting to get on the sedan chair, glanced at him and ignored him.

Deliberately, this is definitely intentional!

Liu Daguan saw the other party's banter from Aunt Jin's smiling eyes.

Well, for the sake of the three hundred taels of honorarium, Lao Tzu endured it! Liu Wenyang was dressed upright, and made up his mind that even if he rode a donkey, he would ride in a chic and dignified manner, and he would never be as tasteless as those short-legged farmers.

At this end, outside the Zhao Mansion, the fox and the fake tiger were shouting and driving the irrelevant idlers on both sides, and the sedan chair man and others opened the sedan curtain together, took off the sedan chair and prepared the main maids to get on the sedan chair.

Originally, the bars of the sedan chair were divided into two types, the long vertical column was called the sedan bar, and the short horizontal column was called the sedan flat bar. In this Ming Dynasty, the posture of men and women sitting in sedan chairs is different, men sit in sedan chairs without removing the sedan chair, they can stride over the sedan bar, turn around and sit in the sedan chair; The woman got on the sedan chair and the sedan chair man first pulled the sedan chair and left an entrance, so as to teach the women to move lightly and walk into the sedan chair, slowly turn around and sit in the sedan chair, and the sedan chair man got on the sedan chair and locked it with a copper lock and then walked on the shoulder.

Why all this trouble? One of the women moved lightly, not hearing Peiyu's screaming; Gently moving, not seeing the skirt wind, this is a demeanor of everyone. Therefore, when you get on the sedan chair, you should first draw the flat shoulder of the sedan chair, and do not make the obstacle of the Shanshan lotus step. In ancient times, the two favored sons over women, and the sedan chair was pressed on the shoulders of the sedan chair man. Therefore fear no trouble, lest the sacred sedan burden pass under the woman's step.

At this time, Aunt Jin had already gotten on the sedan chair, and the maid Chunxing, the nurse and others also got on the sedan chair and followed the sedan chair. The sedan chair is carried by four people, and the four sedan chair drivers are lined up before and after, each with a four-character examination language: the first one has a straight chest and a bulging belly, and his spirit is vivid, and he is clearly stained with bureaucratization, and his examination language is called "I am here". The second sedan chair man is close to the sedan door, if he puts a fart, the sedan chair person is appropriate, he is very patient, he does not dare to put a fart, he is clearly enslaved, and the test language is called "dare not fart". The third sedan chair driver is the most dull, facing the back of the sedan chair, similar to the old monk facing the wall, covering his vision, his test language is "dark". The fourth sedan chair man has no autonomy, so he has to follow the first three, like a fart, his test language is "come and go".

Here, the sedan chair drivers puffed up their chests and belly, and carried the sedan chair and swayed forward. Over there, the eldest prince Liu secretly sighed that the same people did not have the same fate, and they had a comfortable sedan chair to sit in to shelter from the wind and rain, but he had to mix with a group of house slaves and follow him like a fart in the back...... The only thing that makes me better than these house slaves is that I --- own a donkey.

But how exactly is this donkey supposed to ride?!

In his previous life, Liu Wenyang had envied those generals who rode horses to fight, and he once rode a horse with a saddle, but he was led around the fence for ten yuan, but this donkey didn't have any saddle at all, it was bare, and there was only one rein.

How is it good?

How to get up?

The house slaves behind looked at him and seemed to laugh, seeing that this scholar could only die and study, but he couldn't even ride a donkey.

Liu Wenyang only felt that his face was hot.

He grabbed the reins with his hand and muttered in the donkey's ear: "Donkey, donkey, I see that you are also a kind donkey, so you are obedient, squatting down a little, and let me get on your back......"

The black donkey barked and threw the donkey's hooves, but ignored him.

It's too faceless, I'm a scholar myself, otherwise I would have whipped you a long time ago.

"Donkey, donkey, have you heard that the white dragon horse held Tang Seng Xitian to learn scriptures, and finally became a great cause and was canonized as the 'Eight Heavenly Dragons', if you are obedient and help me finish this feng shui operation, I will appoint you as the 'Condor Donkey'!"

The donkey still ignored him, and did not bird anyone at all.

Liu Wenyang was anxious, seeing that the sedan chair in front of him was getting farther and farther away, and he was still with a poor mushroom, and he was very frustrated in his heart.

Fortunately, the old slave who led the donkey had a good heart, and finally held the noble and stocky ass of the eldest prince Liu, and tossed for most of the day to help him get on the back of the donkey, and finally advised: "There is no need to have mercy on this beast, if you go slowly, just take the whip and whip it hard." ”

Nima, where do I need to pity it, but I need it to have mercy on me, don't go all the way and blow up my chrysanthemum.

……

The sedan chair of Zhaofu traveled all the way, lively and lively, passing through the market town, and arriving at the suburbs, the wind and snow climate was getting more and more cruel, and Liu Wenyang, who was riding on the back of a donkey, was shivering.

When I think about people's hiding in the sedan chair and holding a small charcoal stove to keep warm, I can only follow behind very miserably to eat the north wind, and my body is frozen like a popsicle.

The group walked for about an hour.

Liu Wenyang rubbed his hands and sighed, he had already gotten off the back of the donkey, no longer pretending to be elegant, leading the donkey to follow, guessing the time, it was estimated that it should be noon, but he had not yet reached the destination.

Liu Wenyang really doesn't know why the ancestral tomb of the Zhao family is so far away, if it is for the good feng shui, but it is the person who went to the grave during the Qingming Festival.

After another tea time, I came to a small forest, and the sedan chair stopped in front, but it was Aunt Jin who said, asking the big guy to find a sheltered place to rest, eat something and then hurry.

As soon as Mr. Liu heard that he could rest, he hurriedly called my mother, dropped the black donkey with his feet, and went to a sheltered place.

The palanquins, the servants, and the servants also found a place to settle down, took out wine bags from each other, and ate and drank the bread happily.

Liu Wenyang was alone here, without eating or drinking, looking at others, and playing drums in his stomach.

Alas, it seems that it is not easy to make a living in Daming, I originally thought that these three hundred taels of silver were quite easy to earn, but I didn't expect it to be so hard, not only to walk such a long way, but also to suffer from cold and starvation.

Woohoo lament, the god stick is not good!

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