Chapter 40: 100 Households Stripping
New Year's Day is a good day for people to visit relatives and friends, and Guocheng's itinerary is also full. He is going to visit the magnates in the capital, find an audience for the ribbon-cutting ceremony, and sell a children's paradise by the way.
Guocheng's little follower Zhu Youzhen naturally wanted to go together, but was stopped by Guocheng. In his words, my elder brother Ah Jian is so noble, how can I visit them, I should wait for them to visit you. As soon as Guocheng put on his high hat, Zhu Youzhen was very satisfied, and went back to the room with his chest folded.
The first stop is the residence of Fukata Shocheol.
Guocheng thought to himself, Fang Congzhe is the auxiliary, the head of the Ming civil officials, and this time he was invited to watch the ceremony, it is not appropriate to wear a flying fish suit, so it is better to wear a bullfighting suit. For this visit, Guocheng specially made a new batch of famous thorns, which are very different from ordinary famous thorns. First it was bigger, at least twice as big as a common thorn, and the other was thick, basically a thin small box. The thorn could still be opened, and it contained a bottle of perfume and a towel. Counting this thorn is not cheap, it is 6 taels of silver.
Fangfu is not close to the children's paradise, so you have to take a carriage to go. But as soon as they arrived at the alley where Fangfu was located, the carriage stopped--where was there a way to enter, all of them were blocked by the sedan chair, and the officials in the sedan chair could not sit still, so they got off the sedan chair and chatted while queuing.
I've got a lot of things to do. Guocheng tried hard to squeeze in, but who told him to cut in line. Guocheng shook the bullfighting suit on his body, meaning that I am a big official and enjoy the privilege of cutting in line. The officials chatting all looked at him with a sneer, bullfighting clothes are indeed rare, but there are a lot of first- and second-grade officials here, how old are you?
Guocheng was furious and ripped off the bullfighting suit on his body.
There was an uproar at the scene, this kid is so good-tempered, he can't get in line, what's the use of taking off his clothes, you can't get in even if you have a bare ass.
The guards naturally knew that Guocheng's habit of openly changing clothes had been committed again, and when he stretched his hand back, he handed over the flying fish suit. Guocheng changed his clothes, and the scene was silent. Jin Yiwei, everyone is still a little stunned. I can't imagine that this young boy is still Jinyiwei.
Guocheng shouted: "Rush! ”
The guards escorted him to the Fang Mansion, and along the way, he overturned a few red sedan chairs and knocked a few first-class officials crooked. Everyone scolded in their hearts, this rampaging little ghost, rushed to reincarnate, but they didn't dare to say anything to stop it.
When he arrived at the gate of Fangfu, Guocheng changed back into a bullfighting suit. Fang Congzhe is already an old man, I heard that Jinyiwei knocked on the door, in case he was scared, he couldn't eat and walk.
Handing over the famous thorn, Guocheng walked into the Fang Mansion in a big way. The servants of the Fang Mansion wanted to stop them, but a few guards pulled them out, and the servants turned around a few times on the spot and didn't stop them. It stands to reason that after handing over the name thorn, the host agrees to receive it, and the guest can enter the door, how can there be a person who breaks into the door while handing over the name thorn? But Guocheng relied on himself to be a child and didn't take this rule seriously.
As soon as Guocheng entered the Fang Mansion, Fang Congzhe received the news.
A servant handed Guocheng's business card, Fang Congzhe looked at it, and couldn't help laughing: "This little ghost is really swaggering, and his famous thorns are different." ”
The servant said: "Xiangye, this thorn is a box that can be opened." ”
Fang Congzhe was taken aback: "Oh? ”
When I opened it, it was a glass bottle and a towel.
When Mrs. Fang saw it, she was overjoyed and said, "Perfume!" How many times has our granddaughter said that she wants to buy perfume, but she doesn't have time to buy it, and this time it's good. ”
After saying that, she diligently tussed the perfume into her arms.
The servant asked, "Sir, do you see it?" ”
Fang Congzhe smiled bitterly: "Everyone has come in, can they still be seen?" However, let him dry for a while, and see him again in half an hour, who made him not understand the rules. ”
Half an hour later, Fang Congzhe entered the reception room, and Guocheng was sitting on the Taishi chair drinking tea while reading a copy of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". Guocheng knew the stinky problem of this group of literati, and he obviously wanted to see it, but he had to put up a shelf and hang people in the living room, so he prepared his own novel and took time.
Seeing Fang Congzhe come in, Guocheng stood up, made a gesture, and said, "The kid is rude, come to disturb, thank you Mr. Fang for taking the time to receive you." ”
Fang Congzhe saw that Guocheng was quiet, his lips were red and his teeth were white, and he really liked it in his heart, so he laughed and said: "Humane Guocheng is the first reckless person in the world, I don't think so." ”
The two exchanged pleasantries for a while, and Fang Congzhe asked, "As the saying goes, if you have nothing to do, you can't go to the Three Treasures Palace. The National Book of Classics won't be specially coming to Fangfu to drink tea today, right? ”
Guocheng said: "There are two things to trouble your adult today. The boy was ordered by the emperor to build a children's paradise, which opened on the second day of February, and invited the little boy and little lady of Fangfu to go and play for free. In addition, at the opening ceremony, please come and watch the ceremony. The opening ceremony is scheduled for the first time, so please be on time. ”
Fang Congzhe said: "It's good to say about the children of Fangfu going to the children's paradise to play, it just so happens that they came to the capital from their hometown to celebrate the New Year, stay a few more days, and it is pointless to leave after the second day of the second month of February." Invite me to watch the ceremony, the old man is a little embarrassed. The old man is a hundred officials, and it is inconvenient to participate in the opening activities of the business. ”
Guocheng said: "Lord Fang seems to have not seen the emperor for a long time, right?" ”
Fang Congzhe said: "Long live like a dragon can't see the end, the old man has not seen the emperor for a while, even if there is an exchange, it is just a pen talk." ”
Guocheng said: "When the opening ceremony is held, Banzai will attend. ”
Fang Congzhe grabbed Guocheng's hand at once and asked, "Really?" ”
Don't look at Fang Congzhe as a thin old man, this hand strength is really not small, and it hurts Guocheng's hand. Guocheng shook his hand away and said, "Do I dare to joke about this?" Lord Fang, you can tell the officials that the emperor will preside over the opening ceremony of the children's park on February 2, but the children's park only accepts children under the age of 12, so you can't come to watch the ceremony without children. ”
Guocheng picked up the tea bowl and took another sip of tea, and suddenly asked with a red face: "Where is the toilet in your house, I'm a little anxious." ”
The servant led Guocheng to the toilet, Fang Congzhe thought, why is this Guocheng pouring tea here with me, is my tea particularly good, so he picked up the teacup and smelled it.
Fang Congzhe was furious and scolded the servant who entertained him: "Bastard, what benefits did Guocheng give you, how did you take out the tea that I hid and brewed?" ”
The servant said: "Master, this is not the tea from our house, it was brought by the prince of the country, and he said that he is not used to drinking other tea." ”
Fang Congzhe was shocked in his heart, Wanli rewarded him with a kind of tea that he had never seen before, the beauty of the form, the bright color, the strong fragrance, and the mellow taste of the world, long live the name Biluochun. Fang Congzhe collected it, reluctant to drink it, but he didn't expect this little boy to carry it with him, just like drinking ordinary incense tablets. Fang Congzhe knew that Guocheng was favored, but he didn't expect the emperor to love him so much.
"Why is Mr. Fang so angry?" Guocheng walked into the living room with ease.
Fang Congzhe pointed to the tea leaves and asked, "Where did this tea come from?" ”
Guocheng said: "This tea is the tea I bought from near Dongting Lake in Suzhou, the locals call it 'scaring incense', I think this tea tastes good, so I sent a few catties to Long Live Lord." Long live the tea said that the tea tastes good, but the name is too ugly, forcing me to give it a name, I thought about it for a long time, just call it Biluochun. ”
Fang Congzhe was a little skeptical when he said to Guocheng that Emperor Wanli would attend the opening ceremony, and God knows if this kid was bragging. But the matter of tea made him understand that the closeness of the relationship between Guocheng and the emperor may be beyond people's imagination, just like the grandfather and grandson, this thing is true.
Fang Congzhe thought about it, picked up the brush and wrote a few names, and said to Guocheng: "I will inform other officials, but I am not familiar with the lord, and there are several people on this list, who are arrogant, I can't move, I can only ask Guogongzi to visit by himself." ”
Guocheng put away the list and said goodbye, and Fang Congzhe personally sent it to the door. When the officials outside the door saw it, their eyes almost fell to the ground, who had ever seen Da Mingfu attach so much importance to a child.
For several days in a row, Guocheng visited officials and lords of all sizes in Beijing. However, he doesn't seem to have the habit of queuing, as long as there are many people, he will change into a flying fish suit on the street and force inside. came and went, and he actually came out with a nickname, but it was not very good, called "100 Strippers".
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