Chapter 225: Castrated Slave Hachi

It was originally a custom for the army to display the handsome flag, and Zhu Youcheng did not want to break this convention. He fantasized about his banner flying on the battlefield, frightening the enemy into fleeing. However, he accidentally dropped the flag on the ship and did not take it down. When he first boarded the fortune boat, he was high-spirited, and in order to shake off his majesty, he planted the flag all over the fortune boat. But when he arrived at Juehua Island, he was too anxious to evacuate the people, and he forgot about the flag.

When the fortifications were built, no one thought of flags, and when the fortifications were repaired and the flags were planted, there was no flag. The whole army of Jinyiwei searched together, and even the old Laotan sauerkraut was found, but the banner was still not found.

Ke Qingqing thought for a long time, and suddenly said: "Come to remember, didn't Lord Zhu plant the flag on the fortune boat at that time?" Moreover, every lucky ship has a handsome flag, among which the largest and most majestic one on the command ship is enough to see a square foot, while the handsome flags on other ships are much more pitiful, with a length and width of only three feet. Not to mention the handsome flag, even the White Sun Dragon Flag and the Bright Moon Dragon Flag of Jinyiwei were all planted on the Fu Boat, and none of them were brought down. ”

The so-called White Sun Dragon Flag and Bright Moon Dragon Flag are the brocade guard flags designed by Zhu Youcheng himself: the pattern of the White Sun Dragon Flag is a Japanese character plus a dragon shape bent into a moon character, which is generally placed in the forefront of the army; And the Bright Moon Dragon Flag is the same, it is a dragon shape coiled into a day character plus a month character, and this flag is generally placed in the back column of the Jinyi Guard. The meaning of these two flags is that the Ming Dynasty shines with the sun and the moon, and lives with heaven and earth.

Such a majestic banner was not taken out, and Zhu Youcheng has always regretted it. However, just now, when Zhu Youcheng led the guards to collect the corpses of the sacrificed soldiers, Han Zhong, who escorted the people to Tianjin, came back to restore his life -- Zhu Youcheng's long-awaited fortune ship finally returned.

After listening to Han Zhong's narration, Zhu Youcheng understood the reason why Fu Chuan was late. It turned out that the Fubune was hit by a strong wind, and the ship slowed down. It's been so long.

Han Zhong's return not only brought a new force of 300 people, but also brought back the military flag.

Zhu Youcheng asked him to hurry up and bring the big marshal flag on the flagship and insert it in front of the two armies. Who knew that Han Zhong said with a sad face: "My lord, when I returned, the wind and waves were too strong. The flagpole of the handsome flag was broken by the strong wind - the handsome flag fell into the water. ”

The people around him changed color together, and the flagpole was blown off by the strong wind, but it was a great omen, and it seemed that no army in history could win the battle after the flag was broken.

Zhu Youcheng shouted in his heart that it was a pity, the handsome flag was ordered by him, just for the purpose of installing B, why was the flag blown away before B was pretended? However, seeing the ugly faces of the generals around him, the people who knew about this group of superstitions thought that the heavens were warning. The teacher was unfavorable, and hurriedly said: "I already knew." Two days after the departure of the Fu Boat, I dreamed that the Dragon King of the East China Sea had borrowed the banner from me, but of course I refused. However, the Dragon King of the East China Sea said that he was fighting with the Dragon King of the West Sea, and wanted to use the banner of Ben Shuai to scare Ao Yan, the Dragon King of the West Sea, and promised me that before winning the Jiannu War. Ensure that the sea surface of Kyaw Hwa Island does not thaw. I saw that he was so sincere, so I had to agree to him. I still want to lend him the handsome flag. It turned out that he had come to get it himself. ”

Many generals thought that it was now the season of spring flowers, but the frozen sea surface of Juehua Island not only did not show signs of melting, but there was a feeling that the more frozen it became, the more magnetic it became, and they couldn't help but believe Zhu Youcheng's words.

But there are still a few generals who are still skeptical. Zhu Youcheng added: "Don't worry, we have won this battle. Jiannu will definitely withdraw this afternoon. Han Zhong, go to other lucky boats, and bring a few sets of our Little Shuai Flag, White Sun Dragon Flag, and Bright Moon Dragon Flag. Inserted on the city wall, so that Jiannu will tremble with fear when he sees this banner in the future. Alas, even if it's a little smaller, I don't know if Jiannu can see it clearly. At this time, the official really wanted to lend them a telescope. ”

Han Zhong was ordered to go to the ship and bring a set of flags over and plant them on the top of the city gate.

The more Zhu Youcheng looked, the more proud he became, in the middle of the big Zhu character - uh, it is a small handsome flag, a white sun dragon flag on the left, and a bright moon dragon flag on the right, how to look at how majestic, but unfortunately it is a little smaller. If the handsome banner is still there, maybe if it doesn't let go, Jiannu will be so frightened that he will turn around and run away.

Besides, on the side of Nu'er Haqi, when they saw the military flag on Juehua Island, they all wanted to see which general made the self-army suffer such a big loss, but it was a pity that they squinted their eyes and looked at it for a long time, but they still didn't see what words were written on the flag.

Nuerhaqi wanted the cavalry to rush forward and see what was written on the flag, but he thought about it and did it. The cultural level of the Jiannu cavalry is too low, not to mention Chinese characters, even Manchu is not recognizable. Of course, Manwen came out behind closed doors with a few so-called "brick families" who were drunk and drunk, and even he couldn't recognize it all.

"Alas," Nu'er Ha sighed, and said, "It's really a man who hates less when he uses it, so I'd better go and see for myself." ”

Ah Fu, Tang Gugu, and Huang Taiji were taken aback, and hurriedly persuaded in unison.

"You think I'm not afraid of the firecrackers of Juehua Island. But don't worry, I've figured out the perfect solution. Nu'er Ha Chi smiled proudly, "I disguised myself as a soldier who collected the corpse, no matter how shameless the guards of Juehua Island were, I would not attack the soldier who collected the corpse." We attacked Ningyuan City so fiercely, but the corpse collection team we sent out, didn't Yuan Chonghuan, that dog barbarian, never attack? The barbarian is a false benevolence and false righteousness, and Ben Khan is ordered by the heavens, so he is not so easy to die. ”

Huang Taiji thought about it and felt that what Nu'er Ha Qi said was quite reasonable, so he stopped blocking it.

Ah Yu wanted to send thousands of cavalry to his father, and Nu'er Ha Chi said angrily: "You want to kill me, you can only send the old, weak, sick and disabled to collect the corpse, and the number of people cannot be too many, neither the enemy nor the enemy can be harmed, this is the iron law of the battlefield." If you send a sturdy soldier, it will arouse the suspicion of the other party, and when the fire blows, your brilliant father Khan will be gone. ”

Tang Gu said: "Then you can't be completely unprepared." That's all right, I'll send a hundred soldiers to accompany you, dressed as corpse collectors. ”

"Okay, go find the white cloth. The corpse collection team must wear white clothes and fly a white flag, otherwise it is easy to be injured by mistake. ”

It's a pity that Yang Yanyu has already tossed all the white cloth brought by Jiannu, and Nuer Haqi urged him again and again, but he didn't find half of the white cloth. Or Huang Taiji had a way to let the Jiannu soldiers wear the sheepskin jacket upside down, and it became white clothes. But the white flag is not easy to do, and the sheepskin jacket is hung. One is white, the other is gray, is it a white flag, or is it a gray flag?

Tang Gu smiled evilly: "I remember when we slept together a few days ago, the current eighth brother's underwear seemed to be white, and it seemed to be good to take it off and use it as a flag." ”

Huang Taiji covered his chest with both hands. Said: "I don't like to be clean, there are a lot of urine alkali on my clothes, they are all yellow, I can't be a white flag, I can't be a white flag." ”

Ah Fu and Tang Gu didn't care about this, pushed Huang Taiji to the ground, tore off his coat with a "bang", and then took off his underwear, and it was really white. Although the dots on it are full of urine alkali, but fortunately it is still white from a distance, so it is hung on a wooden stick, and it acts as a white flag, but it is very angry, enough to make idlers retreat, and ghosts and gods are easy.

Nuer Ha Chi waved the white flag and slowly approached the city wall of Ningyuan. 6oo steps position, I can't see the words on the flag clearly. 5oo steps, still can't see clearly, 4oo steps, 35o steps......

The soldiers on guard saw another group of "filial sons" going out, all of them looking old and weak, and they were holding white flags for one person. Don't dare to act without permission, and quickly report to Zhu Youcheng.

Zhu Youcheng came to the battlement of the city wall, raised the telescope, and observed the team of "filial sons".

"Jiannu wants to send someone to surrender again? Kill them all. ”

"My lord, no." Golden Crown followed his father in the battle to defend the city. Knowing the purpose of the visitor, he hurriedly said, "That team is dressed in white and holding a white flag, it seems that it is an army that collects corpses, and it is an iron law not to attack the corpse collection team on the battlefield." Besides, our Ming Dynasty is a state of etiquette, with filial piety as the first, and the enemy must take back the corpse for burial, so that their children and grandchildren can pay tribute, which is also human nature. Adults, please think again. ”

"In that case, it's up to you."

Nuer Ha Chi walked into the death line 35o steps outside the city wall in fear, there was no cannon in the wall, he couldn't help but laugh to himself, the barbarian is a hypocrisy, let himself carry the corpse, don't you know that the corpse is a war exploit? If the Qing Dynasty defended the city, the barbarians would never be allowed to move the corpses.

Nu'er Haqi looked up at the flag on Juehua Island, and could already see the shape and color of the flag clearly, but he couldn't see the words on the flag clearly. He led people to continue walking, 3oo steps, 25o steps, 2oo steps, and at this distance he finally saw clearly the words on the flag, which was a "Zhu" character. The official surnamed Zhu, is it Zhu Xieyuan? No, although Zhu Xieyuan is a famous general, he guards Guizhou and has never been to Liaodong. So who else are the generals surnamed Zhu?

He was thinking hard, and suddenly heard a loud cry behind him, and when he looked back, it was a soldier holding a corpse crying sadly, probably the one who died was some kind of relative of his.

Nu'er Ha Chi was interrupted from thinking, but it was inconvenient to do so, so she held back her anger and shouted, "Since you have found the body, let's move back quickly." ”

One by one, the attendants carried the corpses. Because the Jiannu who died the day before yesterday was already glued to the ice, stripped of his clothes, and had no head, he didn't know who it was, so the entourage was not in vain, and only moved the Jiannu who died when he had just charged. There were many Jiannu who were not actually dead, but were seriously injured, and they also cried out for help at this time.

Zhu Youcheng, who was monitoring Jiannu behind the wall, couldn't help frowning, a Jiannu's head was worth ten taels of silver, and this group of Jiannu specially moved the corpse with a head, didn't they steal money from his pocket?

Zhu Youcheng was furious and said: "Dare to rob the official's money, I'm impatient to live." Brothers, hit me hard. ”

The soldiers of the Jinyi Guard originally hated Jiannu very much, but now they have Zhu Youcheng's order, of course, they immediately loaded and released their guns. Where did the Jiannu soldiers expect that the Jinyi Guards would suddenly let go, and they fell to the ground screaming one after another.

Zhu Youcheng aimed at the old man who looked the most stinky fart. I saw that the old man didn't seem to have fully evolved, he looked like he was disgusted by ghosts, but his nostrils were still facing the sky, and he was not afraid that the rain would flood his nostrils. His portrait is not quite similar to the portrait of the Qing Palace, of course, if his true appearance is drawn into the painting, wouldn't it be a face of Lost Python? Because of this, Zhu Youcheng didn't recognize this person as a demon whose hands were stained with the blood of the Ming people. Zhu Youcheng really doesn't understand that he has nothing to be proud of when he looks like this. Zhu Youcheng aimed at his head, and said in his heart, I can be regarded as giving you plastic surgery, lest when you go to the Western Heaven, the ghost will see that you are too annoying, and directly send you to the eighteenth layer of hell.

Zhu Youcheng aimed at the ground accurately, and was about to release the gun, but Jin Guan grabbed his hand and said, "Lord Zhu, you can't let go of the gun, not killing the corpse team is an iron law on the battlefield." ”

As soon as he pulled, Zhu Youcheng's gun missed, and the bullet passed under the old man's crotch, which seemed to castrate the guy.

Zhu Youcheng's gun was really accurate, and Nuer Ha Qi felt a pain in his crotch, as if something important was missing, and the blood on his lower body soared, and he fainted all of a sudden.

In fact, his injuries are the lightest in the corpse collection team, do you think, thousands of firearms hit more than a hundred people, how many bullets can each person spread evenly? It seems that Nu'er Ha Chi is really a lucky person, there is no injury on his body at all, and he can enter the palace without having to ask Liu Yidao, a famous castration master in the capital, to help. (To be continued!)

ps: (Thank you for subscribing to the book friends, by the way, roll the keyboard to ask for recommendations, ask for a monthly pass.) This chapter is a bit difficult to write because I tried to make it humorous and lighthearted, but it is easy to write a strict passage, but it is still quite difficult to add humorous elements. I've written it several times, and this chapter finally has a bit of a humorous flavor. )

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