85. The evil tiger is hopeless and returns to the west, and the drunkard is expected to seek the east

It's Saturday again, Xia Yuling came to the classroom to find Dongfanghong, and asked when it would be possible to take the drunkard to see a doctor in Yakniutun, Dongfanghong thought about it and said: "That's it, I'll go to my house with you early tomorrow morning, do you think it's okay?" ”

Xia Yuling said happily: "That's great, that's what I mean!" ”

So, the two made an appointment - they went on the road from school at 8 o'clock the next morning.

In the early morning of the next day, Xia Yuling led her mother and uncle to school early.

As soon as I arrived at the head of the fort, I saw the matchmaker walking towards me with a medicine bag in one hand and Li Hu in the other. I saw Li Hu's eyes staring straight.

Dongfang Hong had already learned from his father Dongfang Zhou that Li Hu was depressed and slanted, and greeted the matchmaker and said, "Second aunt, why hasn't Li Xiaohu's father's illness been cured yet?" ”

The matchmaker is no longer as moisturized as before, and said with a sad face: "He is a good offender when he is sick, and in the past few days, I can't say why he has refreshed and regained his strength, Xiaohong, why did you bring a few people when you went home, ...... they are?" ”

Before Dongfang Hong could reply, he saw Li Hu's eyes wide open and look at Xia Yuling in horror, and grabbed the matchmaker's arm and shouted: "This little woman, her surname is Xia, she is a ghost, I see a ghost, you beat her for me!" ”

The matchmaker scolded nonchalantly: "You are talking nonsense, this girl is so good in the aisle, why did she become a ghost?!" ”

Dongfang Hong, who was frightened for a while, was stunned, and Xia Yuling hid behind her mother, not knowing what to do for a while.

Dongfang Hong then watched Li Hu holding the matchmaker's arm shaking and silent. He was much calmer. I thought that you Li Hu was so bad in the tunzi at the beginning, and he actually behaved badly with the media. Angry, your wife looked for a short time, and her life was lost. You are self-inflicted, you deserve to have today, humanity is a lot of injustice will kill yourself, it can really be said that there is retribution in heaven!

But Li Hu, who was trembling all over, looked at Xia Yuling, and suddenly shouted to the matchmaker: "Why don't you beat her for me?!" She's sent by Xiaohu's mother to catch me! You've got to hit her for me to get good!" ”

The matchmaker scolded angrily: "Shut up, if you open your mouth again, I don't care about you!" "Then he said to the people." You say that I have to do this, he actually said that this little girl is a gap, and said that he was arrested, and my heart was scared! He also told Xia Yuling and said, "Our old wounded man is really sick, don't be afraid, if you can't do it, you can leave quickly!" ”

Xia Yuling's face was frightened and said: "I'm not afraid of him talking nonsense, I'm afraid that he will beat me." ”

"He never hits anyone!" The matchmaker explained.

Although Dongfang Hong looked at the hatred, he was still able to say to the matchmaker very sophisticatedly: "Second aunt." This is really not a light disease, you have to think of treating him, don't delay. ”

"Who doesn't say yes! I just took him to your house to find your father and show him again; Your dad told me not to worry, you have to work slowly to heal. Then he grabbed a few more packets of medicine and turned the wounded door back. Then he said to Li Hu, "What are you still staring at the two blind holes, don't you leave quickly!" ”

After the matchmaker led Li Hu away. Xia Yuling's mother said: "I think this person is not lightly ill, and now he is a madman." The madman talks like that, and I'm not afraid of him at all. But I'm afraid that he will beat our Xiaoling. ”

Song Jiushen said: "He has to dare?!" He really wants to beat Xiaoling, see how I clean him up! ”

Dongfang Hong said: "Li Hu definitely didn't dare to fight, because I looked at his face and turned white with fright, he was really afraid of Xia Yuling in his heart, this is a kind of pathology, it belongs to insanity." As for why he's afraid of Xia Yuling, I can't say. ”

Xia Mu said: "I can explain this matter plainly, it must be our Xiaoling's pimple appearance - such as eye frames, ears or something very similar to his original daughter-in-law, he is a person in bad spirits, so he painted a cat and a tiger, and insisted that his daughter-in-law sent him, otherwise he couldn't." ”

Dongfanghong agreed: "My aunt is okay! There is some truth to your analysis. But I used to live in this tun with his daughter-in-law, and I didn't have much contact, but she didn't look like Xia Yuling at all! ”

"That's because the eyes of a madman are different from the eyes of our good people, and they are confused, and I just said that he is painting a tiger according to a cat, and he looks very much like his daughter-in-law, so he screamed." Xia Mu said.

Xia Yuling said: "I don't think what my mother said is right, you didn't pay attention to the madman's words, and he also said that my surname is Xia, I wonder in my heart, how does he know that my surname is Xia?" ”

Xia Mu said: "Naxing is when he heard one of us talk and reveal your surname Xia Lai, so he said that, if not, he wouldn't." ”

Without waiting for Xia Yuling to speak, Dongfang Hong said: "No, after we met with them, none of us mentioned Xia Yuling's surname Xia, I must remember this!" ”

"That's weird!" Xia Mu thought about it after speaking.

Xia Yuling said: "There are even stranger things! ”

Xia Mu asked, "What's the strange thing?" ”

Xia Yuling once again talked about the dream she had in the early morning at the crossing of the Taizi River, dreaming of Li Hu's daughter-in-law and the mother of the flower girl, which was also a little bit of news that Xia Yuling had never seen and had never heard of before the dream, but she dreamed about it, and there was a conversation ...... in the dream. Xia Yuling hid the details of her desire to commit suicide in her narration to prevent Xia's mother from being unnecessarily responsible. As soon as I finished speaking, I arrived at the gate of Dongfang's house.

Dongfang Hong led the three of them directly into the Westinghouse clinic in front, and it happened that Dongfang Zhou, Liu Min, and Hua Nu were all there. made introductions one by one, Dongfang Zhou said: "When our Xiaohong came back last time, I said that you were going to see a doctor, since you are here, then let's cut the pulse first!" ”

Song Jiushen stepped forward and sat down, stretched out his right hand, and Dongfang Zhou closed his eyes to take the pulse.

In order not to affect her godfather's pulse, the flower girl said to Liu Min: "Godmother, there are a lot of people in this house, Xiaohong also brought a little classmate here, should we all go to the east house to sit and chat for a while?" ”

Liu Min understood what the flower girl meant very well and said: "Goddaughter's right, then let's go, let's all go to the East House." After saying that, he raised his ass and led the leader. Xiaohong pulled Xia Yuling to follow behind, and the flower girl came out last and closed the middle door of the clinic.

Come to the East House. Dongfang Hong opened his mouth and talked about the story of entering the castle and seeing Li Hu, and finally said to his mother and Sister Hua: "Do you think that he Li Hu can get to this day? ”

The flower girl is in favor. But Liu Min said: "My daughter, don't talk like that, but Li Hu was very hateful in the past, but now it's quite pitiful to be sick like this!" ”

"I don't pity him, I hate him the most, machismo, likes the new and hates the old, I don't look down on his original daughter-in-law, he deserves to be sick, and he is good to die!" Dongfanghong said.

Xia Yuling interjected: "My aunt, you don't know. Your daughter Dongfanghong opposed machismo at school, and often talked about equality between men and women in the society, so how can she be the president! ”

"That's it, if there is no equality between men and women, our country cannot really progress!"

Liu Min said: "Equality between men and women must also be appropriate, but Xiaohong, you said that Li Hu likes the new and hates the old, that is for sure, needless to say that he is like this to the one who died originally, even if he is bad for the matchmaker later; If it weren't for the matchmaker's inseparability with the beauty of his sweet brother and sister behind his ass, he would have looked down on the matchmaker a long time ago! ”

Dongfanghong whispered to Xia Yuling: "That's when I took you to see a doctor this time." I am also in the face of your aunt and you, because we are all women; Otherwise, if it's just him a drunkard, I don't care about him, I know his boss's surname?! ”

Xia Yuling nodded again and again in understanding.

……

Let's talk about the Westinghouse Clinic. Dongfang Zhou finished giving the patient his right hand and then his left hand, opened his eyes and asked Song Jiushen, "How old are you this year?" ”

"Forty-nine."

"Forty-nine years old, it's a good time! How many times a month can you have sex at home? ”

Song Jiushen looked at the blushing Xia Mu. Answer: "Four or five times, five or six times." ”

"How much semen can be excreted in each intercourse?"

Song Jiushen looked at Xia Mu again and said, "I can have more than a spoon." ”

"What does semen look like?"

Song Jiushen shook his head and said, "I really can't say this well; It's like millet porridge, no. Like rice porridge, it's like rice porridge. Then he looked at Xia Mu again.

Xia Mu nodded.

"But it's not as slimy as cooking gooey rice soup. It's like slacking off. Song Jiushen added.

"Was that how it used to be?"

"It used to be a little stronger than this, but it wasn't much stronger."

"What color?"

"White; It's not white, it's white with a little bit of yellow,......"

"What kind of color?"

"It's going to have to be light yellow."

After cutting the pulse, Dongfang Zhou looked at the tongue coating again, and then lowered his head to prescribe.

Song Jiushen asked: "Doctor Dongfang, let me ask you, do you still need to show my wife the pulse?" ”

Dongfang Zhouding put down his pen, looked up and asked Xia Mu: "Is your monthly menstruation normal?" ”

Xia Mu said, "Normal. ”

"It's normal, you don't need to see it, the disease is still on your man."

Soon, the prescription prescribed by Oriental Universe was:

Seven sons scattered

Vitex, schisandra, rabbit silk, psyllium, and underfruit

Dendrobium rehmannia rehmannia eucommia ulmoides antler antler aspiration above eight points each

Aconite, Cnidium monnieri, Chuanxiong six points each, dogwood Tianxiong five points each

Ginseng, white poria, Sichuan oxknee, and astragalus each have five points

Guixin is 10 points, Morinda 12 minutes, Rongrong 7 minutes, milk powder 8 points

The above is a total of fine wine, and the square inch dagger is taken twice a day

Avoid raw cold vinegar, pork, chicken, fish, garlic, greasy

Dongfang Zhou had just finished writing, and Liu Min came over. Xia's mother took the prescription and said to Xia Yuling: "I'm blind and illiterate, so let my daughter take a look." He handed over the prescription in his hand to Xia Yuling.

Xia Yuling said as she answered: "Although I can recognize words, I don't understand anything, and I can't understand it." After looking at it for a long time, I seemed to be embarrassed to ask if I had doubts.

Dongfang Zhou said: "Girl, if you don't understand something, just ask my uncle and me, and I will explain it to you." ”

Xia Yuling asked: "Is this seven sons scattered, is it that after my uncle takes this medicine and recovers, my mother will be able to give birth to seven sons?" ”

"That's not it, Qizisan refers to the fact that there are seven flavors in this medicine, and the name of the medicine has a 'zi' at the end of the end, so it is called Qizisan;

Xia Yuling looked ahead, and read the ...... of vitex and schisandra in her mouth, "No, Uncle Dongfang, there is a sub-word at the end of this five-flavor medicine, why is there still two flavors?" ”

"If you look back, there are also aconite and cnidium monnieri, because the dosage before and after is different, I didn't write together."

Xia Yuling nodded in understanding, and then said, "I can't understand this square dagger." ”

"Square inch means very little, dagger can be understood as a small spoon, put together is a little bit at a time - about two or three ear scoops."

"How many drugs do you need to take to get effective?"

"Eat, eat, look, how can you get three or four pairs."

Dongfang Hong saw Xia Yuling fold the prescription, so he smiled and shouted at his father: "Xia Yuling and I are classmates, and we are doing well, we are no one else, I see the price of medicine, Dad, you will charge less!" ”

"That's great! This is what my daughter said, if you don't say that Dad wants to, you will charge a cost price; In that case, after you finish weighing the medicine for a while, you can calculate it according to the purchase price from the pharmacy in the town, and collect it appropriately. ”

Xia Mu was anxious on the side, and said to Dongfang Zhou: "Big brother, you see if that will work, let's not grab the medicine from you, big brother, I still have to carry it back, I want to wait until I go back to the town pharmacy to buy it again, I have to rush back, if I don't buy it from here, I have to carry it back, it's troublesome!" ”

Xia Yuling said: "Look at what my mother said, I have to go to the town to buy it, can it be good?!" I think I'll buy it from my uncle! ”

Dongfang Hong said tightly: "No, no, my aunt is right, go to the pharmacy in the town, and save trouble jackfruit, how good it is!" ”

Dongfang Zhou said: "Yes! Go to the town and buy it; To tell you the truth, I just want to make money, and I'm not inferior to you! ”

"Then let's listen to the eldest brother and take the truth as the truth." Xia Mu raised her ass and wanted to leave after speaking.

Song Jiushen said: "Don't leave yet, let's come and see the disease, why do you have to give Doctor Dongfang a pulse money?!" ”

Xia Mu smiled and said: "It's still my brain, my stinky memory can't catch up with him!" So he asked for money, but he didn't find it for a long time.

Dongfang Hong said: "What are you doing my aunt, my father said that you are not inferior to this star, if you give money, do you want me to be with your daughter Xia Yuling?!" ”

Xia Yuling said: "Mom, if you don't give it, you won't give it, listen to my classmate Dongfanghong!" ”

Liu Min and Hua Nu both said: "Xiaoling is right! Let's listen to Xiaoling and Xiaohong! ”

Xia Mu said as she walked out: "When you say this, I am embarrassed to get up, and I almost can't get out of this house!" He said to Liu Min again, "That girl, you can invite us to our house in Zhongsi River for a walk, Zhongsi River is not far from here, you go to the town and then go west not far to the castle, it's okay for you to go there!" ”

"You can also go, what to say, the two mountains can't get together, and it's not easy for the two to get together! So you're leaving?! Liu Min followed and said.

"I have to go, I don't talk about it for a long time, we still have to buy medicine in the town!"

Liu Min nodded and said, "What, just complain about our Xiaohong, if she can inform me in advance, I can cook some food for you, even if it is cold water to hot water!" ”

Dongfanghong took advantage of the situation to pull Liu Min's hand and call out to his mother, and said to the root of his ear: "I won't eat anymore, I have to go back to school immediately, there will be a high school entrance examination soon!" Then he followed.

Liu Min asked her daughter, "Then why don't you stay overnight and then leave?" ”

Dongfanghong turned around and said, "No! He beckoned to the flower girl again.

Liu Min looked at the back of her daughter Xiaohong and said, "This kid said to leave, I'm so angry!" ”

On this night, Li Hu and the matchmaker were walking on the top of the dam on the east bank of the river, and Li Hu accidentally fell into the river and drowned. It was his son Xiaohu who took him to the grave and buried him with his mother. When walking from the top of the dam, Xiaohu asked his son Mao Monkey to give his grandfather a head flag, but the flower girl disagreed. The two of them chirped once, but Dongfang Zhou interceded, and the hairy monkey went to the grave with a flag. As for the cause of Li Hu's death, the villagers speculated that the matchmaker pushed him into the river; But the matchmaker didn't admit it, she said that it was too dark at that time, and the top of the dam was too narrow, Li Hu's big body was dead, and she didn't pull it and fell into the river and didn't come up...... (To be continued......)