Zhu Cheng participated in the early dynasty for the first time. Speaking of the early dynasty of the Ming Dynasty, the procedures were complicated and formal, not only the ministers were annoying, but even the emperor was annoying, so since the succession of Mingshenzong, it was changed to every 3, 6, and 9 every month. Every time there is a court meeting, the minister must rush to the palace gate at the time of Yin (now at 3 o'clock in the morning), hear the drum at the time of Mao (now at 5 o'clock in the morning), enter the palace gate, pass the Jinshui Bridge in turn, and form a line in the square in front of the palace.

Zhu Cheng lives in the palace these days, and he doesn't need to get up too early, but the child lacks sleep, and he is still groggy in the morning. Baihu is a six-rank military attaché, and it is said that he cannot enter the Taihe Hall to discuss matters, but firstly, Jinyiwei is the emperor's pro-army and has the responsibility of guarding the safety of the imperial city, and secondly, what is being discussed today is the punishment of Zhu Cheng, so he is allowed to enter the palace exceptionally.

After a ceremonial recital, an imperial historian suddenly became difficult: "Long live Qi Song, the minister wants to impeach Zhu Cheng today for committing the crime of dereliction of honor in front of the king." ”

Emperor Zhu Youxiao of the Apocalypse asked, "What happened to Zhu Cheng today?" ”

Yu Shi said: "Long live Zhu Cheng today allowed Zhu Cheng to enter the palace to listen to things, he didn't want to repay Jun's grace, so he dozed off on the spot." If it is not punished, how can the face of long live remains, and where will the face of the court survive? ”

When Yushi mentioned his name, Zhu Cheng was clever and woke up. However, at that time, he didn't understand what was happening, so he didn't interject and stood quietly and listened.

As soon as Yushi's words landed, Zhu Cheng immediately knelt on the ground and said, "Long live, Weichen didn't doze off." ”

Yushi's fingers were almost to Zhu Cheng's nose: "You still said that you didn't sleep, your eyes were closed just now, and you dared to lie." ”

Zhu Cheng raised his hand up, grabbed Yushi's finger and twisted it, "Gurgle", Yushi's finger was actually twisted off by him. Although Zhu Cheng is a child, he trains with Zhu Youzhen and more than 100 Jinyi guards, and his strength is greater than that of ordinary children.

This imperial historian knew that this was the Taihe Palace, and he couldn't scream, otherwise the charge of losing his honor in front of the monarch would fall on his head, so he endured the severe pain without saying a word, and beads of sweat the size of beans slipped down from his forehead one by one.

The hall was very quiet, the crisp sound of broken bones was heard by almost everyone, and everyone was really frightened, this Zhu Cheng was really fierce, in such a solemn place as the Taihe Palace, he actually wanted to fight it, and he didn't go forward to impeach him, otherwise even if he cured Zhu Cheng's crime, this severed finger would not come back.

Zhu Cheng pointed at the imperial history and shouted angrily: "What kind of place is this, everything has the emperor's ruling, when is your turn to ask." Don't you know the duty of a courtier, Banzai allows you to speak, you can speak, Banzai doesn't let you speak, you can only shut up. ”

Zhu Youxiao's heart is so happy, this severed finger Yushi is constantly rambling on the Golden Palace every day, like a big-headed fly, but every sentence stands on the reason and etiquette, which makes you still angry. was treated by Zhu Cheng like this today, and he just had this bad breath.

The ministers didn't dare to trouble Zhu Youxiao and Zhu Cheng, and their eyes were fixed on the auxiliary Fang Congzhe, hoping that he would come forward.

Fang Congzhe is a cabinet assistant and a hundred officials, of course, he can't be a turtle with a shrunken head at this time, so he has to go out of work and kneel, and play: "Long live, although Zhu Cheng is young, he is also a six-rank official. ”

Zhu Youxiao asked pretendically, "Zhu Cheng, what is your explanation for this matter?" ”

Zhu Cheng said: "Long live, Wei Chen was angry just now that this Lord Yu Shi did not abide by the way of being a minister, and he actually dared to rob the demeanor of Long Live Lord, and pointed at Wei Chen's nose with his finger. I blocked it with my hand, but who knew that the fingers of this imperial historian were crisper than noodles, and they were actually broken, sin, sin. The minister is a rough man, he has no sense of proportion, and the minister is willing to pay him a penny of silver for his medical expenses. ”

Fang Congzhe said: "Look, you all say that Zhu Cheng is reckless and reckless, but in fact, he is scheming and does things without leakage." You say that he is the first fierce man in the Ming Dynasty, and I think he is the first wonderful person in the Ming Dynasty. ”

Zhu Youxiao nodded and said: "Well, there are only three people who have pointed at your nose, one is Emperor Shenzongxian, one is Emperor Guangzongzhen, and the other is me. However, although you are young, you are kind-hearted and willing to pay money to reconcile with him, and you should be very happy to come to Yushi. ”

Yushi's nose is crooked, and he only loses one penny of silver for a broken finger, which is not enough for the doctor's travel expenses. However, Zhu Youxiao said that the three people who clicked Zhu Cheng's nose were all emperors, and it seemed that in this matter, he really did not have the capital to compete with Zhu Cheng, so he had to smile and accept it. But the expression on this face is colorful: while grinning, it hurts; One side burst into tears, which was angry; The corners of one side of the mouth are upturned, which is pretended. It's so strange, such a complicated expression, Lord Yushi can actually do it.

Fang Congzhe didn't want to pursue this matter, but when he saw that the parties had retreated, he stopped pestering and went back to work.

Another imperial historian quit, he was bullied like this, and he had no face in the future, so how could he be embarrassed to collect money in the name of impeachment.

He knelt down after class and said, "Long live, I haven't checked whether Zhu Cheng dozed off." ”

Zhu Youxiao had already seen Zhu Cheng sleepy-eyed, where did he not know that he was dozing off, he wanted to cover it up by cutting off his fingers, but he didn't expect the minister to be unrelenting, so he had to ask helplessly: "Zhu Cheng, have you dozed off?" ”

Zhu Cheng replied categorically: "No, absolutely nothing." ”

Zhu Youxiao laughed and said: "Guocheng is the righteous grandson of Emperor Shenzongxian, how could he do such a tasteless thing, okay, let's forget about this matter." ”

Yu Shi knelt on the ground and didn't get up, and said, "I implore Your Majesty to ask Zhu Baihu a few questions." ”

Zhu Youxiao had no choice but to agree.

Yushi stood up, and just wanted to point his finger at Zhu Cheng's nose, but he caught a glimpse of the severed finger Yushi, so he had to resist the desire to stretch out his fingers, and said, "You just said that you didn't sleep, so did you close your eyes during the court meeting?" ”

Zhu Cheng admitted frankly: "That's right, I did close my eyes. ”

As soon as Yu Shi wanted to speak, Zhu Cheng stretched out the index finger of his right hand and shook it, saying, "It's a bad habit to interrupt others." There is a reason why I close my eyes, because His Majesty is the first handsome guy in the Ming Dynasty, and the emperor's younger brother Zhu Youzhen is the second handsome guy in the Ming Dynasty. ”

Zhu Youxiao knew that Zhu Cheng was talking nonsense, but it was quite refreshing to be slapped in front of him.

Yushi Yushu, after thinking for a while, asked: "Then why are you doing it little by little, isn't this dozing off?" ”

Zhu Cheng said: "I admire the holy face, just like watching a famous painting, and when I see the wonders, I naturally want to nod and praise." But this is the early dynasty, solemn sù mu, I dare not say it. ”

Speaking of this, Zhu Cheng turned to the Emperor of the Apocalypse, made a gesture, and said, "Since this Lord Yushi asked, then Weichen took this opportunity to give His Majesty a 1o8 like!" ”

The Emperor of the Apocalypse smiled: "Then I will also give you 1o8 likes!" ”

The ministers watched the Emperor of the Apocalypse and Zhu Cheng "like" and "like", almost petrified, they had never seen such a shameless monarch and minister.

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