12 Wei Yang swears

Today's two strange events shocked Wei Yang very much. The ancients were very superstitious, just like today's people, when they were unlucky, when they could not grasp their own destiny, they pinned their hopes on the heavens, earth, ghosts, gods and the underworld. Wei Yang is no exception, he is in the trough of his life, he is hitting a wall everywhere, he has great ambitions and talents, but he has nowhere to use, no one can know, and he is hungry and full of food. The most terrible thing is that he, the person who wants the most face, who never speaks softly to others and asks for personal information, is stopped by people on the street, and in front of the public, he asks for debts.

Today, is it the day of my transshipment? It should be, right?

Otherwise, how could a gambler be sent to me by a servant? Damn, a servant, a servant who can only talk, play, sing, and jump, why is he better than me? Why is it so easy to make money? If you ask for a song, you will get ten gold, which is the money and food for a family of six for three years? Don't talk about me, even the blessing of a country, when you get old, you only have the cost of this song!

Wei Yang had to sigh and have to be ruthless about the injustice of this world. Lao Tzu despises the most, the most useless knowledge, but the most damn valuable? *! All I need to do is engrave this most useless knowledge on Jane for three hours, and it will be ten gold! I knew it was so easy to make money, why did I spend ten years and so hard work, what teacher to study, what to learn from the world?

Wei Yang shook his head sadly, and thought of the strange and inexplicable old Bu Zhu again. Is this Bu Zhu a broken braincase? Probably not, right? You must know that the entire Wei State depends on him to decide major events. If his skull is broken, can Wei have the head of the Seven Kingdoms today? No, it won't. But if not, then today's events, so to explain?

When you meet someone on the street, you take out your life savings and ask him to buy the capital of a country?

Will you? Wei Yang asked himself. The answer is yes: even if the skull is conceived, it will definitely not.

Since it won't, there is only one explanation: Bu Zhu is a psychic person who can see things in the future. Otherwise, how could he determine the direction of major events that have not yet happened? Therefore, he must see my future, and he must be infinitely beautiful. If you don't have unlimited scenery, you won't have the strength to occupy Anyi. If he doesn't occupy Anyi, why should he ask me to buy Anyi?

Thinking of this, Wei Qin woke up like a dream, jumped up in surprise, and after cheering, he was grabbed by a woman. The woman grabbed Wei Yan, who was in the midst of surprise and inexplicability, and asked in a screaming voice, "Okay, you Wei Ying!" Where did the death go? Reiko is going to marry Tsui today! ”

Mrs. Tsukazai, Reiko's mother, who was guarding the courtyard of Wei Ying and waiting for Wei Yan, jumped up and shouted as soon as she saw Wei Ying's soul walking into the courtyard gate.

"Get married! Which one to marry? Wei Ying didn't hear his mother-in-law's words clearly, so he asked. Reiko! "The mother-in-law anxiously told Sù Wei Yang, this is not good news." Reiko? You're still her mother! Wei Yan didn't believe it, and pointed to his mother-in-law and reprimanded. Unbelief? I'm really going to marry your master! You forgot, the woman goes back to her parents' house, and the husband's family does not pick up for 30 days, and the woman can marry again. Reiko has been at her mother's house for two months, stupid! "The mother-in-law really loves her son-in-law, hurry up and tell her true feelings." Yes! I, I, I can't continue. Think, think that Reiko is in your house, good or bad is always, always better than her in this courtyard......" (court, breakfast, food, dinner, in ancient times, people ate two meals a day. Chao and Kui don't continue to say that two meals a day can't be guaranteed) Wei Yan was really anxious now, and quickly explained to his mother-in-law.

The mother-in-law also fell to her feet in a hurry, and said regretfully: "Alas, this is the reason, but why don't you go and see your mother and son?" It's better for you to come to my house than to be blocked and ask for an account. ”

"A gentleman doesn't eat what he eats." Wei Yang raised his head and returned. "! His wife and children are gone. Reiko hates you the most, and she hates you for your ability to die and live to be sinned. She is in her mother's house, and her heart is with you. I talk to you every day, and I hope you will pick it up! But you're good, you don't even have a word. That sheath is used eight times a day to make Reiko happy. A few days ago, he was promoted to the regular again, and he was on the doctor's side. Although Reiko has returned several dowries, women love face, and they all like to coax, praise, and be rich. She received the dowry yesterday and decided to pick up someone today. I can't dissuade you, so I'm looking for you in a hurry. The mother-in-law said her intention in a hurry.

After Wei Yang heard this, he looked up to the sky and sighed, and said to himself: "I was really hit by Bu Zhu, it's over." Alas——! The mother-in-law saw that Wei Qin was not in a hurry, and was still talking to herself and sighing, so she was anxious, and hurriedly paid attention: "Alas, alas, what? When is it? Don't hurry up and get Reiko back! According to Wei customs, as long as Lingzi doesn't get on the car, it's still yours. "You, you, why didn't you say it earlier!" Gongsun Ying stomped his feet, left his mother-in-law, and suddenly rushed out of the courtyard door.

Lingzi couldn't drag it anymore, and under the sweet urging of Wei Yan, she was reluctant to leave her mother's house with all kinds of sorrows, and slowly stepped on the ushered float. Just as the float was about to start, a familiar and long-awaited voice came: "Wait! Reiko - "The voice that I have been waiting for for dozens of days finally came. The annoyance before and after getting on the float suddenly calmed down. But after all, it was too late. She had to stop the float! Gongsun Ying, who was sweating profusely and panting, stood under the left side of the car, and was stunned at Lingzi on the float. Reiko sat upright in the car. The hair is combed to welcome the spring bun, the cheeks are painted with vermilion, the willow eyebrows are painted dai, the bun is picked with bone hairpins, the ears are lobes, and the colored yarn is long, fluttering like a fairy. Gongsun Martingale really never saw that Lingzi would be so beautiful, the beauty made him forget what he did. When Reiko saw her down-and-out ex-husband, who was so disheveled and so thin, that she couldn't help but burst into tears. Her petite pretty nose squeezed on the cherry mouth, and she pulled a martingale with all kinds of remorse, a thousand kinds of intestinal knots. "The concubine was waiting for the mother to send it, but I didn't want you to send the concubine? Thank you, concubine! "A burst of warbler words floated in, like a dream, like a poem, like a spring breeze? No, it's a heavy hammer that violently wakes up the martingale. "Nope. I'm here to pick you up. I have money, and I have twenty gold cakes. I can feed you and my son, and you can buy whatever you want in the future. Look at my golden cake! Wei Yang said, frantically took out the ten gold cakes that Bu Zhu gave him, and handed them to Lingzi in the car in a panic, looking at Lingzi with an anxious expression. Don't make a fuss! It's too late. The concubine remembered that Jun had a good heart. You're going to have to change your temper too. When the concubine is gone, she will bring up her son, and there is nothing left, take it! Lingzi sobbed, handed out a burden from the car to Gongsun Ying, twisted his head, and the car started slowly. Gongsun Martingale was just about to pounce on the car. Reiko stuck out her head: "It's useless." These ten golden cakes are a little heart of the concubine! Don't hide in Tibet, pay back the debt. "Don't ——! As long as you! ......" Wei Yang shouted frantically, his hands reaching out to Reiko's car window. But the curtain of the float has been lowered, and the red curtain has obscured the shadow. The float creaked and carried Reiko away slowly! No matter how Gongsun Ying shouted or rushed, only the sound of the wheels and the joy of welcoming relatives rushed towards him.

The float took his beloved wife away, and it seemed to take away Wei Yang's soul as well. Wei Yang, who was lost and depressed, staggered on the way home. He didn't know how he walked back, only that he heard his three-year-old son's crisp, cheerful laughter and the shouts of "Daddy" mixed with laughter.

Amid his son's laughter and shouting, he walked into his small courtyard, tripped over the threshold, and fell to the ground in the courtyard. He lay on the ground and looked up at the peach trees in the courtyard. Among the peach trees, Reiko, who had just married, suddenly appeared, leaning on the tree pole, blushing, looking at Wei Yang, and singing softly and sweetly: The pink of the peach blossoms, mile - the beautiful ——, sister of the tender flowers - my face, and the peach blossom-like Yan!

Yeonyan's face has pod eyes——, there is only yes, her brother's smiling face——!

Wei Yang jumped up from the ground, ran to the two peach trees, and under the other peach tree, stood and sang Lingzi, with his head raised, and sang: The pink of the peach blossoms, the beautiful of the tender flowers, the brother - I have a grinning in my eyes, only my sister, the ruddy face, the ruddy face, there are a pair of bright and shining eyes, and there is only that in the eyes, fascinated the laughter of my brother——!

There was a thunderclap on the ground, and the sky suddenly changed. Heavy rain poured down with thunder. The thunder woke Wei Yang. The heavy rain woke Wei Yang. Where was the time to marry Reiko for the first time? Where is the moonlit night with Reiko? Where is Reiko?

Only the small courtyard is still there, and only the peach tree is still there. But there is no Reiko's small courtyard, it is desolate, there is no Reiko's peach tree, it is distracted, and there is no Reiko's Wei Yang, and it is down.

I knew that now, Reiko is married to someone else, why do you insist on what integrity and * keep it at the beginning? For the sake of food and clothing for my family, why can't I bend my waist in three buckets of rice? Why am I proud? Why can't you open your mouth and beg for help? Why does even the money given by the old man think that it is food that comes from the mouth? Will you be separated by your wife? Just let Reiko leave herself and throw herself into the arms of others?

Wei Qin, aren't you a fucking thing? For the sake of his pitiful persistence, let his son lose his father, and let his beloved wife marry someone else? I said, "Phew! "You thunderbolt!

"Boom", another thunder, and the head was cleaved. Wei Yang stood in the rain like a chicken in soup, shaken all over. He raised his head to the rain and let it fall on his face. He clenched his hands into fists and stretched out into the rainy sky. He opened his mouth wide and swore to Yukong: Fuck the insistence! Fuck off! My Gongsun Yang swore to the sky: If you don't change your destiny and don't become a master, you will be thundered five times in the sky!

"Boom" God heard his cry and answered him with a thunderclap.