Chapter Ninety-Five: Losing to Sima Hui and Returning with a Beauty

Liu Xun stabbed a sword into Mr. Shuijing's back acupoint, and the true qi came out through the ice sword, but the other party fell without responding.

said that it was too late, it was too fast, and Mr. Shui Jing slapped his right leg, like an iron whip, and whipped it towards Liu Xun.

"Good guy", it was too late to dodge, raised his left hand up, and took a leg whip from the opponent.

I only felt that the blood in my chest was surging, and my left hand was extremely painful.

With an idea, his right hand put the ice sword in his hand into the crotch of Mr. Shui Jing along the hem of the opponent's pants.

Then he let go of the opponent's right leg and turned and jumped away.

The ice sword melted immediately when it entered Mr. Shuijing's trouser tube, and according to the agreement, the ice sword in Liu Xun's hand had melted, and Liu Xun lost.

However, Mr. Shuijing's pants were wet, and I didn't know if he was urinating, and I don't know if he was frozen.

"The seniors are good at kung fu, and the juniors are convinced."

Mr. Shui Jing's face was originally very ugly, so he eased up a little, and said secretly: "It's so dangerous, if it weren't for the critical moment to move the acupoint and change positions, I would have lost this time." ”

After thinking about it, "What if Liu Xun is holding the Heavenly Sword in his hand, what will the result be?" ”

Mr. Shui Jing was a little unhappy, his crotch was wet and a little uncomfortable, and he had the intention to secretly use Xuangong to evaporate the water vapor, and a wave of heat rose in that place It didn't seem to be in line with his identity as a celebrity.

Sima Hui ran up uninterestingly and said, "Uncle's divine skills have entered the realm again, congratulations." ”

These words were extremely harsh in Mr. Shuijing's ears.

When he was not angry, he kicked Sima Hui on the heel.

Qiao Zhiyi was still knowledgeable, and came up and grabbed the corner of Mr. Shuijing's clothes, "What's the point of calling around, teacher, let's go to the pavilion to drink and enjoy the snow." ”

"Yi'er still knows that she feels sorry for the teacher, but she is about to feel sorry for others."

"Teacher, if you want to talk nonsense again, Yi'er will pull out all your beard."

"Alright, alright, you can spare my old bones", Mr. Shuijing's depression swept away.

I sat in the pavilion again to drink and enjoy the snow, but this time it was simply drinking and appreciating the snow.

Qiao Zhiyi stood aside, and kept pouring wine for Liu Xun and Mr. Shui Jing, and after thirty years of drinking, there were more words about the old and the young.

"Yi'er, you can also sit down and have a few drinks, don't stand there all the time", Mr. Shuijing spoke.

"Yi'er obeys", Qiao Zhiyi obediently sat down beside Mr. Shuijing.

"You don't have to sit next to the old man, just sit next to the young man."

"Teacher, isn't that big, right?"

"What's wrong, Heaven and Earth Monarch, your father is not here, I am the biggest, you dare to disobey the teacher's orders."

"Then you can pour the wine yourself", Qiao Zhiyi took the opportunity to sit next to Liu Xun.

Liu Xun reached out and pinched Qiao Zhiyi's little hand, she glared at Liu Xun, and her jade hand pinched Liu Xun's thigh fiercely.

Mr. Shui Jing coughed dryly and pretended not to see it.

"Virtuous nephew, I'll leave this female apprentice to you. On her parents' side, you can rest assured that it is wrapped up in the old man. If that Sun Ce kid dares to object, the old man will beat him so that he can't find his way back to Jiangdong", Mr. Shui Jing burped and patted his chest.

After a few glasses of wine, relying on the strength of the wine, the old man's name was changed.

Thinking that although Liu Xun was a prince, he was the future husband of his apprentice, and the old man Shui Jing began to be a little supportive.

"Then thank you to the owner for your success", Liu Xun hugged his fists and saluted, thinking that this old man in the water mirror looked much cuter after drinking than before he didn't drink.

When this master is not drinking, he is definitely a powerful character.

"There are still dozens of jars of this kind of wine in our army, and tomorrow I will ask people to bring them to the owner."

"Just give it to the ten altars, and give the rest to your future father-in-law, the old man, that old guy is not good at anything else, just take this bite", Mr. Shui Jing said.

"I don't know what Wu Guotai has hobbies", thinking that if he really married Xiao Qiao, he would have to deal with this heavyweight old lady.

"Oh, this old lady, everyone else eats fasting and recites Buddha, but she believes in Taoism and worships that Zhang Daoling Heavenly Master at home all day long," Mr. Shui Jing said.

"God help me, Wu Guotai is Sun Jian's widow and Sun Ce's mother. The old lady is actually a believer in the Heavenly Master Dao, so she, the Heavenly Master Taoist, mainly marries Xiao Qiao, and the resistance is much less", Liu Xun felt a burst of ecstasy in his heart.

"By the way, what kind of Heavenly Master Dao of yours has spread very quickly in the Jingzhou area recently, and it has already spread to Jiangdong. At this point, you are very similar to your teacher Zuo Ci, and they both like to pretend to be ghosts. ”

Zuo Ci calls himself a great immortal, and sometimes deliberately pretends to be a lame image. If you are tinkering with the Tao of a Heavenly Master, you really have a teacher and a disciple. ”

"My master Zuo Ci's martial arts and Taoism are not much different from immortals," Liu Xun argued.

"I have always admired Master Zuoci's martial arts and Taoism, and it can be said that there is no other in the world. However, the sage said that the son is silent and the power is confused. He's always pretending to be a ghost, which is very uncomfortable," said Mr. Shuijing.

It seems that Mr. Shui Jing is a Confucian school and believes in the way of sages.

"Actually, the world has a lot of misunderstandings about my master Zuo Ci. He also has a deep knowledge of Confucianism. The kung fu of Buddhism is also comparable to that of a great monk. ”

"The world only knows that my master plays the world in the face of a fairy, and a few people know that his old man's concern for the suffering of the people is far stronger than that of many princes and generals."

"It seems that the old man still doesn't know enough about Zuo Ci."

"People need to understand each other."

"Take the owner of the village as an example, the world only knows that the owner of the village is a well-educated person, and how many people know that in the heart of the owner, there is still a feeling of helping the world and saving people?"

A few high hats were buttoned, and Mr. Shui Jing fluttered up, feeling that he hated to see each other late.

On the same day, he drank wine and enjoyed the snow, talked about the world's scenery, and it was late, so Liu Xuncai said goodbye and returned to the city.

After Liu Xun left, when no one was around, Sima Hui sneaked into Mr. Shui Jing's room.

"Compete with Liu Xun during the day, why doesn't my uncle go all out?" Sima Hui asked.

"You know a fart, this Liu Xun didn't go all out, what you see is just the appearance. This person has profound internal skills, profound Taoist skills, if he is an enemy, he must be a fierce enemy, and the best way is to be friends with him", Mr. Shui Jing is worthy of being an old fox.

"I can't imagine that this Liu Xun is so deeply hidden, his martial arts are definitely not as high as his uncle, why not get rid of him when he is still young, so as to prevent future troubles."

"How can it be so easy, this person is Zuo Ci's disciple. Zuo Ci was already powerful more than a hundred years ago, and you can never imagine how terrifying he is. Zuo Cigong participated in the creation, although he has not appeared for a long time, there is still his legend in Shuzhong. If Liu Xun is rashly moved, if Zuo Ci really does not die, the centuries-old foundation of our Sima family will be destroyed in one fell swoop. ”

The old man found that Liu Xun had a terrifying energy in his body, and once it was released, even the old man felt terrified. As for why this is so, the old man can't say clearly, you will keep me away from him in the future. ”

"Use more brains, what the old man taught you a few days ago, you forgot about it so quickly."

"The uncle's teachings, the nephew took to heart. It would be a tragedy if the cups were all on one plate. ”

"It's good to remember, but I'm afraid that although you remember, you won't do what I tell you to do."

"Nephew doesn't dare."

"Go, the old man is going to rest", Mr. Shui Jing waved his hand, his face tired.

That night, Jo Zhiyi tossed and turned in bed and lost sleep.

The two images of Zhuge Liang and Liu Xun kept appearing in her mind, and gradually, Liu Xun's image became clearer and clearer, and Zhuge Liang's image began to fade.

The feeling of wanting to die with Liu Xun made her a little, and Qiao Zhiyi felt that this man, who looked a little frivolous on the outside, was gradually entering her life.

The next day, Liu Xun sent ten jars of Sijun wine as promised, and after a long conversation, after the moon went down, before leaving, he hugged Qiao Zhiyi to his purple electric horse.

Qiao Zhiyi half-pushed and half-hugged herself by him, so angry that Sima Hui secretly gritted his teeth, but he was helpless, and he had to pretend to be smiling.

The taste of knocking out the front teeth and swallowing it in his stomach, Sima Hui can be regarded as having tasted it.

On the way, Liu Xun and Qiao Zhiyi started a family routine, "Listen to your senior brother Sima, you and Zhuge Liang are childhood sweethearts, is this true?" ”

"Damn it, you know he's going to talk nonsense behind his back. After I started, Senior Brother Zhuge had been out of school for many years, and he had returned to Shuijing Villa a few times over the years. The words I spoke to him could be counted on both hands. ”

"Why do I think, the way your Senior Brother Sima looks at you is a little weird, it can't be that the toad wants to eat swan meat, right?"

"Have you ever seen a toad that has eaten swan meat?"

"Yes, there's one behind you."

"You dare to eat?"

"I'll eat it now", Liu Xun hugged Qiao Zhiyi viciously, and began to walk around with both hands.

It made Qiao Zhiyi feel like a double cultivator, "Why do you start to come back to the method of running the true qi yesterday, I feel that the true qi enters the realm quite quickly." ”

"When we get back to the house, let's start where no one is around", Liu Xun looked at Qiao Zhiyi with bad intentions.

"I hate it, people talk about serious things", Qiao Zhiyi pouted, and her face was frosty, adding a kind of cute and delicate state.

"I also feel this way, it seems that we are really a natural pair, a pair set up", Liu Xun said seriously.

"Whoever is a couple with you, let's think about how to get past my dad and my brother-in-law."

"What do you do if they don't agree?"

"I'll mess with them until they agree."

"If I go to war with your brother-in-law in the future, where will you help?"

"Alas, you men, you know how to fight and kill all day long."

"You haven't answered me yet?"

"With the monkeys, of course."

"Who's the monkey?"

"Marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog, marry a monkey and walk all over the mountain, who do you say is a monkey?"

"Dare to trick me?" Liu Xun reached out to squeak the other party's armpits, and Qiao Zhiyi laughed and trembled.

"If both your mother and I are captured by the enemy, we can only change one, which one will you change?"

"Of course it's for you, my mother is already dead."

"You villain, the first time we met, you said to someone 'take the second Qiao in the southeast, and the joy of the dynasty and the west', and said, will you eat all of us sisters in the future", Qiao Zhiyi remembered something, and suddenly grabbed Liu Xun's ears.