Volume 1: Crossing, I'm Long Aotian Chapter 2: My sister won't be so cute
The laughter continued, and when Long Aotian came back to his senses and stopped laughing, there were already some people standing outside the door, no, it should be said that there were many people standing, Long Aotian's huge room was almost crowded, and from the memory of the original body owner, Long Aotian found the identities that could match these faces.
The first one standing on the left is Long Aotian's father Long Potian, and then he counts his mother Murong Qian, his grandfather Long Batian, his third uncle Long Zhantian, the third aunt Nan Wanqing, the eldest uncle Long Li and his uncle's son Long Di, these two are not good people when they hear their names, because the names are completely different from the previous ones, and the painting style is completely different, and I don't know if they are biological.
Then there are a group of housekeepers and domestic servants in the back, but this is not the point, the point is that now these people are looking at Long Aotian with a look of "caring for fools, starting from me".
Especially his cheap father and cheap old lady, from their tearful expressions and trembling hands, it can be seen that they are panicked, originally they knew that their son could not practice Reiki now and was already very worried about their son's future, and now this unsuccessful son actually has signs of stupidity, how do you let these two not panic in their hearts, they are proud of this child, and now they suddenly become sauce purple, they feel so tired, or give birth to a second child, and many people take care of Aotian.
And Long Aotian's grandfather, Long Batian, as a person who has seen strong winds and waves, although he feels uncomfortable in this situation, he doesn't show much performance, after all, as a family head, he must be stable at all times, and he didn't have much hope for Long Aotian, so he can comfort himself.
As for Long Aotian's third uncle, Long Zhantian, he felt that this child was a pity, what a good child, although he couldn't practice aura, but his IQ and personality were good, how could he say that he was stupid?
Finally, there are the two fathers and sons, Long Li and Long Di, and they don't want to complain anymore about these two goods, Nima, are you good at being a villain? This is really really insulting to IQ, and your treacherous smile is already on your face, okay? The mole on the corner of your father and son's mouth is almost invisible.
At this time, Long Aotian didn't know what most of the people present were thinking, but he also knew that he had just lost his temper, and it was estimated that he had been treated as mentally retarded. But in fact, he is not a madman or a fool, he was just stimulated by the facts for a while, he believes that no matter who he changes, if he suddenly appears in this situation, it will definitely be impossible to calmly say 'oh', and then accept the facts, right? If there is such a person, Long Aotian can only give him thirty-two likes, and then shout "NB"
But in addition to these great gods, most of them have to have a process to adapt, not to mention that Long Aotian has just accepted the memory of the original owner of the body, and under the impact of memory, his brain is now a mess, and the whole person is already stupid. But these can't be said to the people present, if Long Aotian says this now, the whole world will definitely directly regard him as a fool. Properly, thinking of the way so many people saw his embarrassing gaffe just now, Long Aotian's face suddenly turned red like Guan Erye, this is an embarrassing cancer.
How do you react in this case, who can teach me, online, etc., very anxious, very anxious. Long Aotian's face was about to burn, and suddenly Long Aotian reacted to one thing, his body actually belonged to a 15-year-old boy, although 15 years old sounds like a lot of money, but at this age you can still be a child, a child who has just experienced life and death has only one thing to do now. Long Aotian immediately ran to his cheap mother, and then hugged his mother and pretended to cry, and his tears and snot were wiped on his cheap mother's body.
"Woooooooooo......oo Mother, I thought I was really going to die this time, and I would never see everyone again. Woo woo woo ......" Long Aotian choked up while crying, but in fact, his heart is now happy, because as a single dog for 10,000 years, Long Aotian has never had such contact with a person of the opposite sex, but at this time his face is buried in someone's chest, how can he not laugh and cry.
And although Murong Qian is said to be a married woman and has given birth to children, because of her cultivation, she looks like she is in her 20s, and she is also a very graceful and luxurious beauty, and her figure is even more popular. At this moment, a scumbag who is taking advantage of him can't even cry in his heart, not to mention how much he enjoys it, so he has to laugh out loud, okay? This situation is really unbearable. If Long Aotian really wants to bury his face here all the time, this will be his comfort nest in the future, Long thought in his heart.
Compared with Long Aotian's heart is now full of happiness, the circle of people watching the play outside is another feeling, as soon as Long Aotian mentioned that he was almost dying today, everyone reacted again, yes, Aotian almost died, and now it is the best ending to be alive, what else do you want to force?
As for being stupid? Now it seems that he can still cry and speak normally, which proves that even if he is stupid, he is not so stupid, and there should still be a possibility of cure, young man, you must not give up treatment.
As for Murong Qian, she has been comforting her child: "Don't cry, silly child, my mother is here, how can you die so easily." Murong Qian regretted it after opening her mouth, she suspected that her child was stupid just now, and now she still calls him a stupid child, which is unlucky.
The corners of Long Potian's eyes on the side also twitched, but everyone didn't feel at ease, knowing that Long Aotian, the kid, had just woken up and should still need to rest, seeing that he was fine, a group of people shushed and asked for warmth and quickly exited Long Aotian's room.
This is normal, but the problem is that Long Aotian hasn't had time to digest the memory of the original owner, which caused him to just speak, and his performance when answering has been weird, almost unable to answer his wife's name, his performance made everyone come to a conclusion, this stupidity is not necessarily, but it should not be far away, of course, Long Aotian himself does not know, otherwise he must be so depressed that he vomits blood.
After sending everyone out, Long Aotian took a long time to digest the memories left by his body before, calmed down his current excitement and excitement, and a little confused, and prepared to change his clothes and go out for a walk, to see this world of flowers and flowers that he didn't understand.
When Long Aotian was halfway through his change of clothes, to be precise, he had just taken off his clothes and was naked. Once again, his door was suddenly pushed open, and a cute girl with a double ponytail rushed in.
"Brother, I just heard about ......" The girl originally wanted to say, brother, I just fell into the water, it doesn't matter, but before she finished speaking, she was shocked by the picture in front of her and couldn't say a word. Because at this moment, Long Aotian in front of her was looking at her with a surprised face, and suddenly saw such a powerful scene, the girl's face instantly turned red like an apple, and then the next moment, she was annoyed and angry, and began to look for everything that could be thrown around her and threw it at Long Aotian, while still muttering "pervert, pervert, hooligan......"
Long Aotian was even more depressed over there, okay? Dare to love this family, they don't know what it is to knock on the door? However, in the face of the things that flew over in turn, Long Aotian didn't even have the strength to complain, at first the cup and teapot were forgotten, and then the chair and table, what the hell? Long Aotian was smashed and flew out, where did the girl in front of him come from such strange power.
Pill, absolute pill, Long Aotian roared in his heart, "Beauty, let me tell you, if you do this again, your brother was not drowned, but also thrown to death by you." Of course, although I thought so in my heart, what I said in my mouth must have been saying to the girl: "Don't be like this, calm down, calm down, we have something to say." But the girl seemed to be a deaf descendant, and she didn't listen to a word of what Long Aotian said.
In the end, when Long Aotian, who was lying on the ground, saw that the girl finally touched a knife, his heart was desperate, thinking that he had just passed through rebirth and had drawn the script of hanging the sky, it was possible to die so inexplicably, Long Aotian had scolded fate eight hundred times in his heart, should he die so sadly, die twice a day Is this the god of death doing a special reward? Buy one get one free?
But when Long Aotian was ready to accept the unfair treatment of fate and die twice a day, the girl's raised hand stopped at all. Said angrily: "You...... You're not ashamed to wear no clothes. “
The girl said as she looked at Long Aotian with a flushed face, she rejected such a picture in her heart, but seriously, everyone is curious, she has never seen a man's body, and now she sees it, saying that she is not curious, it is all fake, saying that she can only cover it up with words, and then she looks at it twice.
Long Aotian doesn't know his cheap sister's little Jiujiu, even if he knows, he won't mind, this is human nature, the question is, eldest miss, can you put your knife down? As long as your knife is still up, I feel as if I can go to Heaven to report in the next second, I died so unjustly this time, Heaven will definitely accept me, it will definitely accept me, Long Aotian thought so, of course, the words in his mouth are not so appropriate
"Miss, I was changing my clothes before you entered the door, you didn't knock on the door and came in, you saw something you shouldn't see, blame me. Long Aotian responded very helplessly, and by the way, he used the table where his sister had just come over to block the parts that others shouldn't see, no matter how you say it, it's a big girl with yellow flowers, and this weapon can't be seen by others.
"That'...... That...... Well, I've been in the door for so long, you...... Why don't you get dressed yet. The girl continued to blush, and said viciously.
"Please, since you came in, you've been attacking me with things, where did I get the time. Long Aotian was speechless, this was obviously his cheap sister, but how did he feel so tired talking to his sister.
Hearing Long Aotian's words, the girl who was still standing at the door suddenly felt that he was so reasonable, and she was speechless. I definitely don't beg for mercy on the lips. "Hmph, rascal, then I'll give you time now, why don't you change your clothes. ”
Hearing this, Long Aotian was even more speechless, but in desperation, he still said angrily, "So you mean, you want to watch me change here?" Long Aotian no longer had any opinion on his sister's logic.
"You...... You...... You, who said to watch you change. The girl finally realized that she should walk out of the door, with a little bit of reason, a little annoyed and angry, a little reluctant to temporarily walk out of Long Aotian's room, yes, reluctant, after all, my brother is also a man, I can satisfy my curiosity, and it seems to be good to see him change clothes, but she will definitely not say this, nor will she do it, so she can only walk out of Long Aotian's room and help him close the door.
And Long Aotian inside can finally breathe a sigh of relief, and then Long Aotian changed into a set of plain robes, and then looked in the mirror, I have to say, in this life, Long Aotian really looks very good, Long Aotian himself feels an urge to bend to himself, ordinary plain robes, but he wears a different temperament, just like an immortal master, of course, this product is an out-and-out waste wood that cannot be cultivated, so, why do you feel so? Long Aotian suddenly despaired of this face-watching world.
After changing his clothes, Long Aotian finally invited his sister in, he remembered that this sister's name was Long Aoshuang, and she was the daughter of his third uncle, and the third uncle Long Zhantian was his own person when he heard his name, so this product should also be his own talent.
And Long Aoshuang was also a little embarrassed after walking into Long Aotian's room, at this time, after a period of calm, she had already found that this thing was indeed inauthentic, but according to her temperament, she was embarrassed to apologize to Long Aotian, so she could only silently help him clean up the room that was almost not demolished by her, and said while cleaning up: "I...... I'm here to see if you're dead. ”
This sentence, Long Aotian felt how awkward it sounded, but after thinking about it, I know, if this sentence is translated, it means that I just want to see if you have anything to do, chatting with a girl with this kind of personality, without a little brain replenishment ability, it will not be able to continue.
"So, you're here to care about me. Long Aotian didn't plan to give her a step, and directly followed her words.
As a result, he saw that her sister's face was indeed red again, but he still said with itchy teeth, "That's it...... I didn't care about you, hmph, it's best if you're dead. Long Aoshuang said viciously, the appearance of his teeth and claws made Long Aotian feel that he might be about to play the game of throwing furniture and dodging again, and if he couldn't dodge, he would die.
"But...... But, how can I hear others say, you are stupid?" Long Aoshuang still used a vicious tone in the first half, but in the second half, he really cared about Long Aotian.
Seeing such a Long Aoshuang, Long Aotian finally made a judgment on his sister, this is a tsundere, hopeless tsundere, but tsundere is so fun. The double ponytail tsundere attributes, coupled with this short height and this cute face with a little baby fat. Damn, this is my sister? My sister is so cute? Fate, I was embarrassed to scold you just now, and now I want to praise you.
As for someone who wants to complain that Long Aoshuang just almost ended Long Aotian's life, and he is a little poisonous? These are all floating clouds, okay? Sister, this kind of creature, no matter what she does, she should be forgiven.