100, a woman is stuck, and asks the way forward, and the three men are defeated and seek the Fang family
100, a woman is stuck, and asks the way forward, and the three men are defeated and ask for the Fang family
Just after self-study this night, Dongfang Hong went back to the dormitory and walked to the small corner gate, someone in the west of the road shouted his name, and when he saw that it was Zhang Yuying, he asked: "This black light is blind, you must have something to do with me, right?!" β
Zhang Yuying was not very happy, and said blankly: "Look at what you said, I have to come to you because of something, and I am not allowed to come to see you if I have nothing to do?!" β
"I see that you didn't even have a smile on your face before you said that, if you really came to see me, then go to our girl's bedroom and sit down!"
Zhang Yuying didn't want to go to the dormitory, so she hurriedly said: "What are you doing with Fei, I'll just stand here and talk to you a few words!" After saying that the little monk was still vulgar, Huiyuan Temple held a side of observation, and asked him to open a legal circulation office in the temple, to put it bluntly, it was to sell some incense and groceries, not much sold in a day, nothing to do, idle trouble, I saw that Zhang Yuying was very good as a salesperson, and I also wanted to find an errand to do in the supply and marketing cooperative, so I asked my daughter-in-law to come to Dongfanghong and talk to my godfather with glasses, I don't know if it can be done? !
Dongfang Hong smiled and said: "You two can really open a prescription, why is the supply and marketing cooperatives opened by your family?!" I took a lot of effort to tell you Zhang Yuying to go to the counter, how could he give birth to a man who hasn't even grown his hair now, and he is not afraid of customer jokes when selling goods? β
"Who said it didn't grow, now the stubble is growing all over the ground, and it's all covered on the top of the head."
"You actually said nonsense, three days ago I saw Shengyi once, although the hair grew a little, but the perm like dice marks on the brain melon is still bright, you sleep with him every day, how can you pretend to be confused!"
Zhang Yuying was speechless and said, "He agrees." I asked me to come to you, and you can talk to your godfather with glasses. If it works, it will work, and if it doesn't, it will be pulled down. I didn't beg you in vain! β
"I'm not going to tell you, if you believe me, go back and let him open a male clinic, and I will ensure that you can make a lot of money!"
"Don't fool me, he can't do anything, what kind of clinic does he open?!"
"You don't understand this, once you told me that he was a Taoist priest and understood the 'eight benefits' and 'seven losses'. will maintain health, and when the two of you share a room, he can hold up for more than an hour without sperm; In the past, we didn't understand, but now we have learned to understand how many men today never maintain their health, they all drink a lot, and at night they are like a monkey with a quick buttocks, and the blind man carries his pocket - he falls down when he enters the door, so that both men and women are useless. There must be a lot of people who go to see a doctor, and it is not good to be obedient, once the store opens, the door frame of the clinic can be squeezed crookedly! β
Zhang Yuying's face, which had been tense, showed a smile and said, "Don't say it." This is really a good idea, I'll go back and make a good calculation with Brother Shengyi, let him try it first! β
"I think it will work!"
"I'm afraid I'll have to rent a decent store on this street. It's good to hang a big sign with six big characters written on it. Put a whip and a few second kicks, and soon you can get the patient to go inside. Once there are so many people, my brother must be on a first-come, first-served basis to treat them! β
"You don't understand this, what you think is too simple, you can't rent a store, you can't put a listing, and don't put a gunlight; I have to explain the reason to you in detail, now in the yellow mud valley, many people say that it is a bit yin and yang - the man's spirit is insufficient, the water is white, and the aisles are all neck-necked, the reason is that he is too greedy to sleep in the dark at night, and the result of too heavy intercourse......"
Zhang Yuying interjected: "For a while, my first brother also said the same thing as you; But women don't, just take our supply and marketing cooperatives, many female salesmen talk and laugh every day, all of them are dressed up cutely, and their spirits are full! β
"What you said is, this proves that I am not talking nonsense at all, let me say that it is yin and yang is declining, you look closely at the women passing by on the street are all raising their necks and walking aisles, and they are very angry; Some people say that this is because women have stamina, after tossing! β
"Dongfanghong, don't talk like that, why are you tossing?! How bad it sounds! β
"I didn't say it, I said it was someone who said it, and then we just said it, and no one heard it!"
"Actually, it's all because you Dongfanghong has done a good job, and in the past few years, she has learned to do it, and Dr. Shao and you often go to various brigades to give lectures and reports to women, and everyone understands more about Kaba's crotch."
"It's not that I catch it, it's mainly because I arm the minds of our women with knowledge. Do you think we're talking a little far? β
"It's a little bit, but it's not too far, how to say it's still that little thing, five eight can't be separated from forty!"
"I also deducted the topic and said it to you to rent a store, because people have a face, especially those men, I am afraid that others will say that their objects are not good, either premature ejaculation or impotence, if your clinic is open on a large surface, no one is embarrassed to go in to see a doctor during the day, unless it is at night and night, it is better to do it in your current home first, it just happens that the house you rent is in the back alley, and the person who sees the doctor pretends to have nothing to do, and goes in to see it without knowing it!"
Zhang Yuying sometimes couldn't think about things, so she asked with a dead eye: "The patient went in to see a doctor, how can he come out after seeing the doctor, can't he still let outsiders see it?!" β
Dongfang Hong smiled and said, "Zhang Yuying, why did you become like this now?!" Why is there no foam at all in my heart, what are you afraid of when you come out to let people see it?! Who doesn't want to go to someone's house to visit the door, Dafang will come out, everything is difficult at the beginning, and when the business is good, you will not be afraid! β
Zhang Yuying had an epiphany and said: "You're right, I'm not afraid of your jokes, I've been entangled with my brother these days, and my brain is like water, this time I understand, I'll go back immediately, and let me give birth to a brother tomorrow to set up this clinic, you listen to it!" "Then he left.
Dongfanghong was not at ease and said: "Zhang Yuying! When you go back, you must sue sΓΉ Shengyi, no, what I said is not right, sue my brother-in-law, if you do it like that, you can't fool people no matter what, and ask him to fax the scriptures to the patient! β
"I see!" Zhang Yuying looked back and said with a smile.
Time passed day by day, and Dongfanghong asked Sheng to open a clinic whether the idea was feasible or not, and he was also worried about it. I was very worried, so I went to the supply and marketing cooperatives to find Zhang Yuying on this day. There are still few customers at the counter, so I ask how the clinic is doing.
Zhang Yuying said with a smile on her face: "I know that you are hanging about my family. It turns out that I really wanted to go to school after work tonight to talk to you, but I didn't expect you to come. After the opening of my first brother's clinic, the first two days were not good, and the patient had little soup, but then the situation was getting better day by day, and he is very happy now, and he can do it with his heart. β
Dongfang Hong was relieved to hear this, so he asked: "Just talk now, how many patients can there be every day?" β
"Recently, there have been three or four a day. There were more yesterday, and there were twelve people at once, and people were whirring. Zhang Yuying said happily.
"But you have to have repeat customers, because this is a cure, I don't quite understand, but a patient can only take three days and five days. For example, what you talked to me about last time, according to the 'eight benefits' and 'seven losses', how to regulate the essence and qi, produce jin fluid, keep the qi and blood full, grasp the timing of intercourse, prevent impotence, etc., you have to meet everyone one by one. It's not like selling things in the open market, and it's all over as soon as you go. β
"Yes! My first brother also said the same thing, it only takes three days to meet a person, and the patient will do it after he returns, and he must insist on it for a long time. The main thing is to practice how to master the heat without refinement, and when the time comes, you must grasp this juncture, but it is not easy to master. Because both of them are on the rise, they will leak if they don't get it right. β
"Catharsis is meant to be vented. I think it's important to teach men how to abstain from sexual intercourse! β
"You're talking about taking care of your body, but the patients who go there ask how it can take longer. The first brother explained that this has to be used for two reasons, and it has to be taken into account, but the patient doesn't care about body maintenance, so he can practice how to hold it for a longer time, but it's not easy to get it! β
"You sue my brother-in-law, let him be patient, explain the reason clearly to the patient, and you must not be too diligent in sexual affairs!"
"It's easy to say, but doctors and patients are always struggling, for example, yesterday Sun Moumou, the leader of the commune, also went; Don't tell me about it, if you do, it's going to be a mess......"
"You don't need to be careful, you can just say you're good."
Sun said that he was very weak and always tired, but he didn't say that he had any illness. I gave birth to a brother and asked him how the sex was, but he still didn't say it, and then he held it for a long time before he said that he couldn't go up, and it didn't work. When he gave birth to a brother, he told him to be as moderate as possible. He said that he wanted to be temperate, so he would not say anything else. I guess it was the director of the Women's Federation who was sexually sexual, and the man couldn't hand over the pawn ticket, forcing him to go to the doctor. Otherwise, a cadre as big as Sun Moumou couldn't give up his face to go to our small clinic to see a doctor. β
Dongfang Hong was pleasantly surprised: "There is still such a thing?!" Then he pondered for a moment and then said, "You're right, my sister Song said it once before, saying that this Sun Moumou couldn't do it, and she was forced to be defeated." β
Zhang Yuying smiled and said: "The day before yesterday, there was someone who went to our house to see a doctor, and I was embarrassed to tell you, for fear that you would be unhappy!" β
"It's not a joke?! I'm not happy, who do you say?! β
"Then I'll just say it, it's Director Zhang of our supply and marketing cooperative!"
"It's not, my godfather is so old, what kind of illness did he go for?!"
"My brother said he was sick too, but I can't tell you."
"Don't be like that, just do what things should be, you can talk about it!"
"Then I'll just say it?!"
"I said Zhang Yuying, why are you so grinding, say it quickly!"
"This is what I heard my first brother say: After our Director Zhang and your godmother get married, they can still hand in the pawn ticket, and they can last for a while; Later, it didn't work, as soon as I went up to the soft and sparse ones, it didn't come out much, and it didn't come out much, not enough to feed the flies. But your godmother is different from him, you can understand a little about this, your godmother has been single for more than ten years after liberation, like a hungry tiger pounces on food, almost every day Director Zhang, how can he stand it, Director Zhang, he has no choice, he has to find my brother to see a doctor. β
"Look at the reverse, how is it curable?"
"I'm governing, but according to my first brother, Director Zhang is a little lacking in confidence, and I'm afraid that Lao Dazi will watch the play - working for nothing!"
"He's so old, that's it, a dead horse should be a live horse!"
"Dongfanghong, you can't say that, you have to have faith first; I have said this to my brother, as long as he can rely on drainage, there will be obvious results; When you see your godfather and godmother again, how can you tell them this, because the words that come out of your mouth have weight, otherwise if you die halfway, you won't have money in vain, and no one's money will blow in the wind. β
"I don't care about this, besides, I'm a goddaughter, I can't open my mouth to speak, don't you say?!"
Zhang Yuying bowed her head and said: "If you don't say it, don't say it, anyway, I'm doing it for your mother's good." ...... again"
"Don't say it's good for her, no matter how good it is, I can't open my mouth!"
Zhang Yuying said patiently: "I said again, not to say that you are godmother, but to say that there is another young man who you and I both know and went to see a doctor yesterday!" β
"Who?"
"Simon Glory!"
"Huh?! Why did he go?! β
"That's it! Listen to me slowly: less than two days after my clinic opened, Yu Fang came to my counter as soon as she got to work in the morning, saying that she wanted to take Simon to our house to see my brother. I said okay, go ahead! And he asked her about Simon's condition. She said that after beating the two of them together, she was okay at first, and she could deal with it for more than 20 minutes. But now it doesn't work, as soon as I go up and catch my head, I will go out; I didn't even go up and got out, I could get anywhere. And the body is getting thinner and thinner, Yu Fang buys delicious food for two days in three days, especially especially the special and even asks someone to buy pig whips, dog whips, and donkey whips. She said that she agreed that as long as she could move Simon's illness over, she would not be afraid to sell her house or land. I told her that if Simon was in such a situation, he must be sick, and he must be cured, and he should not delay. That night, she really led Simon to our house. When I saw Simon, I was so thin that I didn't look like a human being, and I became skinny. He was embarrassed. So I went into hiding. Pour out the place for me to give birth to a brother and treat him. At first, it really looked very good, and told them that they couldn't share a room for the time being, and handed him how to practice and how to keep his essence, and it really had a little effect. But Yu Fang was in a hurry, as if she couldn't wait, and she was too slow to say that she was getting better every day. When I gave birth to a brother, I said, don't worry, you must have the determination of a strong man to break his wrist to cure the disease, and he told them the story of Jia Ruizhao's skull mirror in "Dream of Red Mansions", and the little face of Ximen was pale. Yu Fang on the side was unwilling, and Ma Shi didn't let me give birth to a brother. And besides, if I talk about it again, won't it scare my people! Listen, you're still scaring her people?! Not to mention, she also said, I'm not afraid that you will laugh at me, why do I rub my rouge and powder every day, and change the law and place, just to make my little brother Ximen happy, so that we can enjoy the joy of fish and water. As soon as I heard my brother say this, I thought to myself, this Yu Fang is now like being hit by a big oblique, and I don't know how to speak. Therefore I think Simon will die at her hands sooner or later. Do you believe it or not? β
Dongfanghong pondered and said: "According to the path you said, I think Ximen is good enough!" β
"It must be enough to choke, you didn't see that Simon, the little face was really white like a layer of white paper, and he almost didn't cry!"
"Who cried about him?! He is really going to die, that is, Yu Fang can cry him! β
"Don't say that, you Dongfanghong, Ximen is so thin now, even I see it's pitiful!"
"That's right, but I can't say that, but after listening to you tell the story of these three people, I can prove that what I said to you at the beginning is correct, that is, our yellow mud puddle is better than yang and decline, don't you say?"
"That's for sure, and it also proves that you are right to let me give birth to a brother and run a male clinic!"
"Well, it's a little bit, but it can't all be attributed to me!"
"It's not too much to owe it to you, it's just that my brother and I still haven't given up on it, that is, we rent another store on the street......"
"Why?"
"Because everyone who went to my house to see a doctor had a big face, and they all said, since you started this female knowledge society, our side of the water and soil has made much progress compared to the outside, and people are also very enlightened!"
Dongfanghong was very happy, but said, "You are serious! (To be continued......)