In fact, Guocheng didn't know that just when he was in the limelight in front of the emperor's list, he was already being targeted. Staring at him were two middle-aged men with gloomy faces. These two men have thin eyebrows and long eyes, white faces and beards, one is slightly fat, the other is slightly thinner.

As soon as Guocheng sat down at the gate of a lively market, the fat man came up to him and asked him kindly, "Little baby, where are your parents?" ”

Guo Cheng said sincerely, either give money or leave, ask people's parents what they do, or I will ask your mother - whether you are in good health, but a sad expression still appeared on her face, and she said softly: "It's long gone, I've been alone all these years, sleeping alone, eating alone, starving and ......suffering alone."

"Okay, then you come with me, I'll let you eat fragrant, drink spicy, wear spicy, wrap spicy, in short, let you live a good life." The fat man was so happy that he was almost incoherent.

Guocheng was in his thirties in his last life, plus he was five or six years old in this life, and he was nearly forty years old, where could he not hear the fat man's exaggerated language, clearly harboring evil intentions, and he was busy: "I'm good like this, I don't bother my grandfather." ”

Who knew that the fat man didn't pay attention to his words at all, and stretched out his right hand to grab Guocheng's left hand. Guocheng shook his hand and dodged the outstretched wolf claws. The fat man followed with his left hand and stretched out a fish, and then firmly clasped Guocheng's left hand. Guocheng hurriedly used his right hand to break the fat man's left hand, but the fat man clasped his right hand with his right hand. Guocheng was about to fly up and kick him, but he dragged Guocheng's hands. Guocheng staggered forward, Hao Xuan didn't fall to the ground, and he couldn't kick this kick out.

The fat man smiled cruelly: "Listen to our family, and ensure that you will be prosperous and rich for a lifetime." If you don't listen, hum, you will regret that your parents gave birth to you. ”

Guocheng heard that the fat man called himself "our family", and his face was white and beardless, and he already knew in his heart that this person was a eunuch. If a eunuch wants to arrest himself, he must not invite himself to drink the wedding wine, where is he willing to comply, and he struggles even more.

The fat man turned his head and shouted behind him: "Lao Wang, step forward and take a hand, this monkey cub is too strong." ”

The thin man stepped forward and hugged Guocheng's feet. At this time, Guocheng's upper and lower bodies were all locked, and he couldn't move at all. Don't worry, he still has a mouth. What, lock your hands and can't bite each other? Whoever told you to bite, you won't shout for help.

Guocheng took a deep breath: "Help......" His voice was sharp and thin, and this time it was a sonic shock. The fat man hurriedly pulled out a hand to cover Guocheng's mouth. Lo and behold, the opportunity to bite is coming to the door. Guocheng is willing to give up this opportunity, "snort" is a mouthful. Fat people can really endure it, but they don't let go.

The three people made a fuss on the street, and immediately surrounded a circle of people, and the Chinese's love of fun was immediately displayed.

Seeing that he was being noticed, the thin man hurriedly explained: "This is the little master of our family, who refused to endorse last time and was beaten by the master." The young master had a big temper and ran away from home. God, I finally met him here. ”

The fat man bowed his head and said to Guocheng: "Young master, let's dissipate your anger, the old man said that he won't beat you anymore, Madame misses you crying, and her eyes are almost blind from crying." ”

When the people heard this, they dispersed. Guocheng is so angry in his heart, do you people have eyes, you can't see that these two goods are eunuchs, except for the palace, who dares to ask eunuchs to be domestic servants. There are many nameless whites in Beijing - eunuchs who can't enter the palace after cutting those words, but no one dares to invite them. Please be a servant for an unknown person, there is a suspicion of trespassing, and being involved in the court is worth the loss.

The two of them carried Guocheng through the street, crossed the alleys, and went to the inner city. Guo Cheng thought to himself, it won't be for me to enter the palace as a fake eunuch, I can't afford the heavy responsibility of "Little Guizi", that is Wei Xiaobao's patent.

The two of them were not able to do anything, and they were already out of breath after carrying a toddler who was less than 3 feet old for half a mile, so they had to put him down to rest and take a breath before walking. Of course, at this time, his mouth has been blocked - no matter how much the fat man can boil, he can't stand Guocheng's hard bite. Because there was no kidnapping plan when he left the palace, he didn't bring a rope, so he untied the fat man's belt and tied Guocheng's hands and feet; didn't have a stinky sock with a gag, so he could only stuff a walnut that was usually coiled in his hand into Guocheng's mouth.

The two of them were tired, and they didn't care whether the road was dirty or not, so they sat down with their butts. The thin man pulled out two cigarettes from his pocket...... No, isn't this the Ming Dynasty, where did the cigarettes come from? Look closer, these two, hey, are candied fruit - winter melon candy. The two of them divided, and they didn't chew it, but put it in their mouths.

Guocheng said secretly: "These two eunuchs are hungry for me." Manly man, I, I—you're really hungry. "Close your eyes and stop looking at these two.

The thin man suddenly said: "Today is a copy (Beijing dialect, meaning to catch up)." ”

The fat man said: "Yes, our brother finally found a baby who is so similar to Li Jinzhong's kid." ”

Guocheng closed his eyes and listened, thinking in his heart: "What brother, it's clearly a sister." I don't know if you're squatting or standing...... Maybe it's lying on your stomach. Li Jinzhong, this name is very familiar, there was a eunuch named Li Jinzhong in the Ming Dynasty, and later changed his name to Wei Zhongxian, it won't be that one. ”

The thin man continued: "I heard that this kid Li Jinzhong recently brought his family into Beijing. ”

"This little guy might be the kid's grandson."

"Yes, yes, you can't be wrong. The eyebrows and eyes are clearly carved out of a mold. ”

"Let's pull this little guy to Liu Yidao, castrate him, and let Li Jinzhong cut off his children and grandchildren."

"Li Jinzhong has already broken off his son," the boy said with a smile, "This time let him lose his grandson." ”

"If you want to say that Li Jinzhong is really ruthless, he actually cut that by himself, and then he entered the palace and climbed on our brother's head to bully us. We can't be sorry for him, please ask Liu Yidao to clean his grandson, Liu Yidao is exquisite, and he can cut off the root with a knife and save the pain. ”

Guocheng secretly hated in his heart, this Wei Zhongxian really brought disaster to the country and the people, and attracted hatred, and even he looked like him and poured blood mold. Guocheng inadvertently set a Ming record and became the first person in the Ming Dynasty to scold Wei Zhongxian, because he knew history well and knew that Li Jinzhong would one day change his name to Wei Zhongxian. I don't know if Wei Zhongxian will be depressed if he wants to know about this matter, he hasn't changed his name yet, and someone scolds him by pointing to his future name.

The thin man said, "When he is castrated, he will take him into the palace and serve us at ordinary times." ”

"When Li Jinzhong bullies us, we will bully his grandson. If Li Jinzhong slaps us, we will slap his grandson; If Li Jinzhong kicks us, we will kick his grandson. ”

"Damn, if you conspire to harm people, you actually said it to your face, these two people have problems with their IQ and character. In case he is really Li Jinzhong's grandson, don't play to death the two of you when you enter the palace. ”

"Don't talk about it, let's take a small road to Liu Yidao's house, in case it is touched by Li Jinzhong's family, it will be bad."

"Didn't this baby say that his parents died?"

"Even Li Jinzhong's dog can't tell the truth, can this baby's words be taken seriously."

Neither of them realized that they would regard Guocheng as Li Jinzhong's grandson for a while, and then think that Guocheng and Li Jinzhong had nothing to do with each other. This IQ really deserves to be played by Li Jinzhong.

The two carried Guocheng, and sure enough, they picked the small streets and alleys that were inaccessible. The body of the two of them is really not good, and they don't know how many times they have rested along the way, and they have too little exercise, so they may not be able to move their mouths in the palace. Also, can it not be a high-ranking official among the eunuchs who can be trampled on by Wei Zhongxian? He can't go and squeeze out the eunuchs of the Zhidian Eunuch (one of the twelve eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty, who is responsible for cleaning the Forbidden City), and then snatch the broom from the hands of the sweeping uncle and shoulder the heavy responsibility of cleaning the palace.

After walking for about an hour, I came to the door of a small courtyard. I saw that this small courtyard was in tatters, and you could see the scenery inside through the cracks in the gate. It seems that Liu Yidao's life is not very good.

Liu Yidao is a well-known cleanser in the capital, naturally not a eunuch, he has sons and daughters, and his economic source is the red envelope that he collects for the cleanse, and the second is the cost of the eunuch to redeem the baby. Although the cut words belonged to the eunuch, the eunuch had no right to take it away, and could only keep it for the purifying master. The ancients had the concept that a whole corpse must be left, and if you don't have your own words, you are not qualified to be buried in the ancestral tomb, and you can't be buried in the same cemetery as your parents, which means that the flesh and blood can't be returned home. If it is not redeemed, it is said that the king of Hades will not accept it, because neither men nor women will have six roots. Therefore, if the eunuch has a bright day, he must try his best to find a purifier to redeem it, so that he can leave a whole corpse in his death. The biggest wish of being a eunuch is to get his severed lower body back, which is called "ransom (Taiwan)", so eunuchs are generally very stingy, and they are reluctant to use the money they make, and the purpose is for this.

It's a pity that although Liu Yidao's craftsmanship is good, but his financial luck is not good, the eunuchs he cut are often mixed in the palace very generally, and some can't even enter the palace, so they can only live outside as "nameless white" (referring to people who can't enter the palace and can't be eunuchs after castration). Coupled with Wei Zhongxian and other self-palace factions competing with him for business, life is even more difficult.

The fat man knocked on the door, and a man who described it as withered opened the door.

"Master Liu, we're here to send you business."

"Which father-in-law is going to bring his baby back?"

"No, I want to ask Master Liu to help us castrate someone."

"Okay, then sign a document first, voluntarily purify yourself, and live and die with your destiny."

"Don't write that document first, the palace is in a hurry to employ people, and then make up for it after cutting."

When Liu Yidao heard it, he knew that there was a ghost and said: "If you don't follow the rules, don't cut, don't cut." ”

As he spoke, he wanted to close the door. The thin man hurriedly leaned against the door, slapped a red envelope into Liu Yidao's hand, and said, "The rules can be changed, but if they can't be changed, how can they be called rules." ”

After the thin man finished speaking, he and the fat man forcibly carried Guocheng into a small airtight room - this is the room dedicated to purification. The two of them put Guocheng on a bed in the center of the room and stepped aside. This bed is specially made, and there is a rope at the end, and after tying the person, the person who is tied cannot move. Although the two of them said that they had cleaned themselves, it was a long time ago, how could they remember how this bed was used, so they didn't tie up Guocheng.

"Stop, it's you. If it were someone else, it would be a big relationship, and I wouldn't do it. Liu Yidao checked the red envelope, felt that the weight was quite heavy, followed into the room, lit all the candles in the four corners of the room, sighed, and said, "But as usual, I still have to ask." ”

The windows of the hut were all pasted with paper, and it was very dim, and the room was lit up with a light candle. Liu Yidao always cut other people's birds, and the process is naturally very clear, but this time he is a thief, and he knows that there is something strange in his body this time, and when he saw Guocheng lying there, he forgot to check whether it was tied up.

The thin man hurriedly said: "What do you ask, just cut it." ”

"I, Liu Yidao, am famous for being a man of his word, and it is difficult for a horse to chase. Since I promised you, no matter what the situation, I will always do it for you. Asking questions before cutting, this is a rule left by the ancestors, and it cannot be broken. ”

Saying that, he walked towards Guocheng and asked, "Little baby, are you voluntarily purifying?" ”

Guocheng had walnuts in his mouth, how could he make a sound, and screamed there "hmm".

Liu Yidao nodded and said, "You said 'yes', I heard you." If you regret it, it's still too late. Let me ask you again, do you want to go back? ”

The fat man and the thin man looked at each other and smiled: "This Liu Yidao is really not only a **, but also a memorial arch." Hey, maybe he was ** in his last life, but such an ugly**, does anyone want it? ”

Guo Cheng said: "This Liu Yidao is ruthless. But also, it's not ruthless that you can do this. ”

Liu Yidao nodded again and said, "You said, 'I will never regret it', I heard it." Then I'll ask you again, you cut off ......"

"Wait!" Guocheng finally spit out the damn walnut, sat up, and said hurriedly, "I volunteered to cleanse myself, but I have something to say." ”

The fat man and the thin man saw Guocheng spit out walnuts, and knew that something bad was going to happen, and they were about to rush up and hold him, but they suddenly heard him say voluntarily, so they stopped. Liu Yidao secretly regretted in his heart, why did I ask so slowly, I knew that I should use iron sand to rush out of the fire gun to finish asking him, in case he said that he was not voluntary, should I cut this knife or not?

Guocheng was at this critical juncture, his mind was racing, and he knew that he must not come hard at this time, saying that he was not voluntary, then Liu Yidao had been blinded by wealth, and he would definitely treat it as if he hadn't heard it, maybe he would start faster. At this time, he could only shout that he was willing to stabilize the three of them, and then Xu Tu planned later.

"If it's voluntary, then lie down quickly, I'll be done quickly, with one sword."

"No, no, I had diarrhea yesterday, and now my legs are soft, and if I get another knife, I'm afraid I won't be able to get through it." Master Liu, give the two steamed buns to eat, and then use the knife after eating. As he spoke, countless stars appeared in his eyes, and he looked at Liu Yidao pitifully.

Liu Yidao's old eyes were dizzy, and he didn't see the stars he shot at all, wasting Guocheng's acting skills. He rejoiced, "Great, I was about to ask this question." After purifying, I am most afraid that fecal filth will touch the wound, and you have diarrhea just to empty your stomach, and there is no filth. This knife will go down and save your life. ”

When Guocheng heard this, he knew that Liu Yidao didn't lie to himself, and he couldn't help but hate himself, why didn't he study the problem of purification before crossing, at least study and study the "Sunflower Treasure Book". He hurriedly squeezed out a smiling face and said, "Then I'll bear with it, Grandpa Liu, you have to buy two steamed buns and wait for me." After saying that, he took the initiative to lie down.

Liu Yidao was about to untie his clothes, Guocheng suddenly sat up again, and made a sad expression: "Grandpa Liu, I have a stomachache, it may be that I haven't finished pulling it yet, can you let me finish pulling it and then cut it." ”

This request, Liu Yidao really can't refuse, it's nothing to spray a hand of poop when he moves the knife, in case the wound suppurates, this is going to smash his own signboard. Besides, life is difficult now, and the manure at home is also a way to make money, and every day farmers go into the city to collect manure as fertilizer, although it is not worth a few dollars, but it is better than nothing. You can't let this kid pull on the bed, let him go to the toilet to pull it.

Liu Yidao pointed to a small room next to him: "The net bucket is in that room, you go back." ”

The thin man gave the fat man a look, and the fat man hurriedly said, "I'll send you there." ”

The fat man led Guocheng into the next room. It was a low, small room, and except for the innermost wall, which was flat and plastered with lime, the other three walls were crooked, revealing bricks. This Liu Yidao is really stingy, and he turned the toilet into a dilapidated house. He is also not afraid that when he goes to the toilet, the house collapses and his name is changed to Liuyi. There was only one small window in the room, ajar.

Guocheng pretended to take off his pants, and now the fat man had no intention of going out, so he shouted: "Get out, get out." When others look at me, I can't pull it out. ”

The fat man saw that there was nothing suspicious in this room except for a small window, which was so small that no one could get out, so he walked out. He forgot that the window was small, but Guocheng was a child, and a very small child.

Guocheng pretended to be embarrassed, and followed the fat man to close the door. The fat man muttered, "Who wants to see you?" I'm - I don't really have that thing......"

Guocheng whispered to the window while making a straining sound as he pooped. The small window opens on the flat wall, and I think this wall is a courtyard wall. Old man Liu was afraid of the stench and ran into the courtyard, so he specially opened the window on the side facing the street, which helped Guocheng a lot this time. Guocheng tiptoed and touched the window. The windows were so high that he could touch them with his fingers, but he couldn't climb them. What to do? There was a toilet in the room. This toilet is not the same as a bucket. The bucket is with two ears, and the top of the toilet bowl is flat. The point is, the toilet is covered. To say that the lid is not entirely accurate, the toilet has a wooden board with a hole cut in it to make it convenient for people to sit on it.

Guocheng continued to make a loud and convenient voice while quietly stepping on the toilet. At just the right height, he stepped out of the window and there was an alley outside. This time he really broke through the iron cage to escape the tiger and leopard, and suddenly opened the golden lock to walk the dragon, he was as anxious as a fish that slipped through the net, panicked like a bird with a bow, and chose a direction at random, wiped his head and ran.

Besides, the fat man, the more he waited outside, the more impatient he became, and asked if it was okay inside, but he didn't hear the answer, and he couldn't hear the sound of force inside.

Liu Yidao shouted: "Don't bang on the door, let me come!" You're done banging on the door and leaving, I'll find someone to fix it. Besides, can this wall withstand your collision, it will collapse on three sides as soon as it hits, and maybe even the courtyard wall will be finished. ”

Liu Yidao took the bird cutter and inserted it into the crack of the door, then slowly picked it up, waited for the bolt to be lifted from the slot, and with a gentle push, the door opened. The skillfulness of his movements and the ingenuity of his technique are not inferior to his cleansing skills.

The room was empty. No, it's not empty, there's a toilet.

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