When the drunken cats in the field left, no one knows at all. And Liu Sanbian got lost somehow, and it was already early the next morning when he found it.

Wu Ji knocked her head heavily, yawned, and knocked on the door of her master Liu Sanchang's room, but the sound was about to collapse the Huaguan Building and she didn't answer the door, she woke up suddenly, fell asleep, and ran away without a trace of her headache. While she regretted not being able to take care of the master, she quickly ran downstairs to find the handyman to help.

The owner of the pavilion also knocked desperately on Liu Sanchang's door, and shouted loudly: "How do you miscellaneous servants be, how do you work, it!" Wu Ji led a handyman upstairs, still carrying a crowbar in his hand. The hall owner glared at the miscellaneous servants and urged: "What are you grinding, don't hurry up!" ”

The handyman may have been in a hurry and exerted too much force, and all he could hear was the sound of the planks tearing, and the handyman dropped the crowbar, frightened and stupid.

The owner of the hall shouted: "Go into the house to save people, stupid!" ”

People scrambled to get into their seats, the beds were empty, and they searched all the places where they could hide people, but they found nothing.

The hall owner gritted his teeth and glared at Wu Ji, his lips trembled, and he finally shouted: "Find, find, you must find him, don't give him back to the old lady!" After yelling, she rushed out of the door and shouted hoarsely in the aisle: "Listen, go and find them all, get Liu Gongzi and the old lady back, go!" ”

And Liu Sanbian was at a well at the moment, he was very thirsty, and when he was worried that he couldn't get water to drink, a young man who came to the well to fetch water asked happily: "Why is the famous Liu Gongzi here?" ”

Liu Sanbian couldn't care about being reserved anymore, and asked, "Can I ask you for some water?" ”

The young man gently threw the wooden bucket into the well, skillfully hooked the handle of the wooden barrel with a wooden hook, and a bucket of water was lifted, he kept looking at Liu Sanchang, and found that Liu Sanbian's clothes were dirty, and he asked strangely: "Please!" Liu Gongzi, what's going on, why is it like this? ”

Liu Sanbian looked at the young man. The young man suddenly pointed at Liu Sanbian excitedly and asked in surprise: "You haven't returned home yet, you were drunk yesterday until now, right?" ”

"How do you know?"

"Yesterday, the little prince feasted his subjects, who doesn't want to see this kind of excitement?" The young man seemed to be unsatisfied, and he was still excited about the scene, "I also went to join in the fun, danced and sang, but I didn't drink." On that occasion, who dares to fight for wine, it's strange if you don't get drunk ten times or eight times! ”

The young man was reasonable, Liu Sanbian looked at the young man with admiration, he didn't expect to be so mature at a young age, compared with the two, he felt that the gap was so big, it seemed that he was scolded by the Baihe Fairy as a gentleman, and he was suspected of being drunk and dreaming of death. Absolutely!

The young man invited Liu Sanbian to his home as a guest, and Liu Sanbian looked at his body, which was not only dirty, but also smelly. He shook his head and politely declined.

"It is said that the top brand of the goulan heard that the flower hall stole the limelight this year, and he was very unconvinced and vowed to steal the limelight." The young man walked a few steps with the water and asked. "Does Liu Gongzi know about this?"

Liu Sanbian didn't have the heart to answer this matter of chasing after the wind and shadows, he asked, "What about this clothes?" ”

"Just wash it." The young man said, "Rub it in the water a few times." Just let it dry! ”

Liu Sanbian came to an unknown place, too small, you can see the end at a glance, but the noodle shop in the market is fragrant, maybe he is really hungry, he looked: "Come to the bowl of noodles!" He looked at the shelves and added, "A jug of wine." ”

The boss is a half-old man, and he is so happy that he rarely meets a big customer.

Liu Sanbian ate a bowl of noodles, drank a few sips of wine, and shouted, "I want another bowl of noodles." ”

It's broken, when he touches his pocket, it's empty, there is no one, and his heart is empty.

The boss seemed to see the doorway, walked over with a straight face, the sound of cleaning up the dishes was loud, he pulled down the rag from his shoulder and wiped the table, and said coldly: "Give money!" ”

Liu Sanbian was about to explain, but the boss took a step forward and said, "Eat white food, don't think about it!" ”

"It's true that I didn't have any money, can I use my clothes to pay for it?" Liu Sanbian discussed.

"It's dirty and shabby, what's it worth?" The boss glanced at Liu Sanbian's body, his nose wrinkled a few times, he shook his head and sighed, "Unlucky, count me unlucky, take off your clothes to settle the account!" ”

Liu Sanbian took off his clothes, only his belly pocket was left, and he said, "Boss, can you lend me a piece of clothing, I will definitely pay you back!" ”

"You scoundrel, just eat for nothing, and you still want to exchange dirty clothes for my good clothes, there are such cheeky people in the world!" The boss's eyes widened like copper bells, and he scolded, "The neighbors have come to see, they look like dogs, they eat and drink, are they worthy of that good skin?" The boss twisted the poor Liu Sanbian with one hand, dragged a long wooden bench with the other, and went to the door.

The crowd of onlookers gathered more and more, and everyone shouted: "Let him top the stool, let him top it!" ”

The top stool is a local punishment for those who eat and drink, and it is a humiliation for breaking the word.

"I didn't mix food and drink, I just forgot to bring money!" Liu San turned pale and weakly explained, "What I have is money, and I am a frequent visitor to the flower house and the Goolan brothel......"

"Go to your mother's flower hall and water museum, go to your mother's hook men and girls!" The boss sneered, "I'm still a relative of the imperial family, do you and I have that kind of dog bones?" Bah, you and I are cheap bones! ”

Liu Sanbian was very disappointed, it seems that this place is far away from the capital, and no one knows about such a famous flower house and hook column, which is really stupid.

People talked, laughed, scolded, Liu Sanbian squatted at the door of the noodle restaurant, and the wolf was very good.

Suddenly, a young man separated from the crowd, walked up to Liu Sanbian and asked, "You said that you are a frequent visitor to the two brothels of Goolan and Huaguan, but are you telling the truth?" ”

Liu San thought he had a soulmate, stood up, and covered his stomach with his hands: "Of course, I am the art leader of these two brothels, and all the new words are from me." ”

"Boss, can I pay his fees?" The young man winked at the crowd and said to the boss and the crowd, "You said you could write new words, so then compose a lyric with this title, which is considered offset, okay?" ”

The boss stretched out his hand to the young man, who generously gave the money and said, "Give back the clothes!" ”

Liu Sanbian put on his clothes, and the young man asked him to sit down at the table in the noodle shop, and instructed: "The four treasures of the study will arrive later, you think about it first, wait for a while." ”

Liu Sanbian thought about it a little, and wrote in the title "Yulou Spring? "Credit" reads: "I am so ashamed in the eyes of everyone, and I owe little money in a daze." All kinds of things are ruined, and my talent is bad. Hunger is hard to hold on to your eyebrows, pretend to be high and don't smile? Life is bittersweet and enjoyable, and the humble and noble are only a fraction. ”

What is the use of good handwriting? There was a lot of talking.

What Liu Sanchang didn't expect was that this young man knew him, and he also knew neologisms, especially the value of self-deprecating neologisms. The young man put away the new words, and what he said made Liu Sanchang's lungs explode, and he said proudly: "It's hard to buy Liu Ci, he is Liu Sanchang, God is really eye-opening, change your official position!" (To be continued......)