Chapter 041: Tongue Twister
[Chapter Word Count:3074 Last Updated:2015-04-2615:28:45.0]
Hearing the shopkeeper's order, the scholar took the first step, grabbed the wolf pen that had been prepared a long time ago, and wrote down his name with great importance, Qin Baichuan saw it really on the side: Chen Heming. I have to say that although this kid is a little shameless, his handwriting is really good.
When it was Qin Baichuan's turn, he thought that his "Qin" surname was too much to compare, Qin Baichuan casually wrote a "Ding Yi", Rao only had three strokes, but Qin Baichuan still wrote in a strange shape, like an earthworm crawling. The shopkeeper frowned and didn't say anything, but Chen Heming was full of ridicule: "I said Brother Ding, look at your dress, why can't you even write words?" Could it be that those second ancestors who don't learn and don't know how to deliberately put on the clothes of a scholar and pretend to be here? β
"Shut up!" Qin Baichuan didn't speak, but the shopkeeper snorted coldly: "Miss Luo personally instructed, as long as you can read and hyphenate characters, as for how to write calligraphy, it is not in the assessment!" If you continue to attack each other, then withdraw from the assessment and make way for the people behind you! β
Chen Heming's frightened face turned pale and he shut up decisively, Qin Baichuan just smiled and didn't speak at all.
"Take your exam questions and go over there!" The shopkeeper stuffed them with two pieces of paper, and never looked at them again: "Next!" β
According to the shopkeeper's instructions, Qin Baichuan and Chen Heming came to the first assessment place, where there were already eighteen people waiting, and when they saw two people coming over, the scholars who came here first shouted loudly: "What are you doing slowly?" The first round of assessment requires a total of 20 people to start! Hurry up, it's just the two of you! β
Qin Baichuan and Chen Heming quickened their pace, and when they approached, the person who spoke said to the five people in charge of the first round of interviews: "A few masters, the number is enough, now you can start the assessment, right?" β
"Listen to the rules!" The interviewer in the middle was a man of about thirty, looked around at the twenty people present, and hummed: "Open the paper in your hand in the order you arrived, and then read it out loud!" Remember, I'll only give you ten breaths, and those who complete it within the specified time will be considered to have passed, and those who don't finish it will be eliminated! β
"You, come here!" Pointing to the scholar who was in the first place, the interviewer flipped through the hourglass in his hand: "The timer begins!" β
"Ahh Wait a minute, wait a minute......" The scholar who was interviewed first was obviously not prepared for anything, and a cold sweat appeared on his forehead in an instant. My hands trembled and I tried to open the paper, but after several attempts to no avail.
"And seven breaths!" The interviewer lifts up loudly.
"It's coming, it's coming...... Yes! He finally opened the paper, but after a glance, the scholar almost fainted.
"And five breaths!" The interviewer has already knocked on the table to remind him, just this kind of psychological element, still dare to come to Fairview Villa?
"I understand, I understand...... the scholar's lips trembled violently, and he said intermittently according to the prompts on the paper: "There is a lama from the south...... Lama, oh, with five catties in your hand...... What is this...... Hit the north side came a dumb man, waist, oh, a trumpet pinned to the waist......"
As soon as he heard the first sentence, Qin Baichuan almost laughed, your sister, this Luo Kite is a talent, and the recruiter still has to be able to play tongue twisters? But think about it, the salesman eats by mouth, and Luo Kite's first round of setting is not deliberately embarrassing them.
"It's time!" The interviewer's face was ugly, and he consulted the meaning of the other four examiners left and right, and five of them raised their cards at the same time: "Unqualified!" Go and wait! β
"Oh my God!!" The scholar seemed to have lost all the strength of his body, and knelt on the ground with a puff: "Since I was three years old, I vowed to marry Miss Luo Yuan as my wife, and I will follow her for the rest of my life!" For this great dream, I have studied hard for fifteen years, and today the opportunity to accompany Miss Luo Yuan day and night is in front of me, is it possible that it will flow away like this? God, you're so ruthlessβ"
"Shut up, don't make a loud noise in Fairview Villa!" The interviewer was furious, scolded the scholar, and yelled, "Next! β
"There was a lama from the south with five catties of soles in his hand. A dumb man came to the north, with a horn pinned to his waist. On the south side is the sole of the lama, and the sole is to be taken...... No, no, it's not right, the horn in the south is carrying a horn to ......."
"Elimination!"
"Hit the ...... South"
"Elimination!"
"Hit ......"
"Elimination!"
β¦β¦
The interviewer reprimanded mercilessly, and eliminated seventeen of the eighteen people in front of him who participated in the assessment, and only one person finally finished reading the tongue twister in the last breath and became the only job seeker who passed the assessment.
This tongue twister seems simple, but it is extremely difficult for Da Song, a scholar who only knows how to read dead books, so the elimination rate is so high, but it is also within Qin Baichuan's expectations.
"There was a lama from the south with five catties of soles in his hand. A dumb man came to the north, with a horn pinned to his waist. The lama in the south who was pulling the soles wanted to exchange the soles for the dumb horns in the north......" In a blink of an eye, it was Chen Heming's turn, perhaps because he had been listening to it for a long time, or maybe because Chen Heming had a bit of a language talent, so he finished reading the tongue twister smoothly.
"It took nine breaths, and twenty-three mistakes!" The interviewer first announced the results, looked at Chen Heming in surprise, nodded and said: "Congratulations to Chen Gongzi, so far, you are the talent with the least time and the fewest mistakes, and you are perfectly qualified to enter the next round!" β
"I'm really good!" That Chen Heming looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, where is there still a little bit of a scholar's appearance. The others looked at him with blank eyes, and Chen Heming was full of pride, looked at Qin Baichuan and said, "Brother Ding, it seems that we are going to part ways!" β
In the face of Chen Heming's provocation, Qin Baichuan shook his head and smiled, yes, playing tongue twisters with a cross talk actor, you kid are impatient on the road of life, right?
"Ding Yi, it's your turn!" The interviewer looked at Qin Baichuan and ordered.
"There's a lama from the south......" Qin Baichuan took a deep breath, his hands behind his back didn't even open the paper, and a large paragraph of awkward words jumped out of his mouth in a rhythmic tone, and before he could hear it clearly, this awkward command had come to an end: "Lama stewed sole, dumb beep, tick, da, da, blow the trumpet!" β
"Hiss......" The readers who interviewed together all opened their mouths wide, and Chen Heming looked at Qin Baichuan like a monster, and even the interviewer had straight eyes, staring at Qin Baichuan and forgetting to stop the hourglass.
"Several, I'm done." Qin Baichuan broke the silence with a loud voice, in fact, he finished reciting.
"Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" The interviewer hurriedly stopped the hourglass, discussed with the rest of the examiners for a while, and then stood up with a shocked face and hugged Qin Baichuan: "Ding Yi, due to our negligence and delayed some time, according to our final statistics, you took three breaths in this assessment without any mistakes, so are you satisfied with the result?" β
"As long as you can make the cut." Qin Baichuan smiled casually, anyway, it's not a cross talk contest to compare the speed of speech, it's almost enough.
"Mr. Ding Yi, this is your voucher for advancing to the next round, please keep it." has been in charge of the recruitment of Splendid Villa for so many years, and the interviewer's eyes are not in vain, and the preliminary prediction that Qin Baichuan will enter Splendid Villa is a sure thing, so he is polite in his words.
I took the voucher and just wanted to leave, but I heard the first interviewer say weakly: "I don't accept it!" It's all the same text, I read it first, he was the last, and the time was already unfair! β
"yes, yes! If we put our place in the back, it will certainly not be such a result! A group of readers seemed to have suddenly found a loophole in recruitment: "There must be something shady in this!" Maybe that's your relative! β
"Shut up!" The interviewer slapped the table fiercely and said angrily: "This round of tests is articulate, how can it be practiced overnight?" If you are not convinced, well, you can read it to me again, if it can be completed within the specified time, I will count you as a pass, if you can't complete it...... Hmph, send it to the government to sue you for a crime of slander! β
The scholar was trembling, took out the paper and read it silently in his heart a few more times, and then was shocked to find that no matter how serious he was, he couldn't finish it within the specified time, let alone reach the speed of Ding Yi.
Qin Baichuan didn't bother to pay attention to other people's eyes, nodded politely to the interviewer, and followed Jiading to the second interview with the token in hand.
"Brother Ding, wait for me!" Chen Heming walked a few steps from behind and rushed behind Qin Baichuan, a strange look appeared on his face: "Brother Ding, have you seen those obscure words before?" β
It's not just seen, has my brother practiced N for a long time?
Although he thought so in his heart, in order to combat the arrogance of this Chen Heming, Qin Baichuan didn't tell the truth: "I haven't seen it." β
"Then how can you recite it in one sitting?" Chen Heming was a little unconvinced.
"I'll hear you all read, listen and listen." Qin Baichuan shrugged indifferently: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, other readers have the ability to never forget, and I will never forget it." As long as you listen attentively, you will soon be able to remember it in your heart. β
"Brother Ding is very talented, it's no wonder." Chen Heming really couldn't find any other reason, so he could only believe Qin Baichuan's words. took a deep breath, and there was a bit of provocative meaning: "But I have to kindly remind Brother Ding that the second round of tests are reflexes, and according to the grapevine, it is related to poetry...... Brother Ding, I'm afraid that your ability to never forget will be useless. β
"Oh, don't worry." There are some people in this world who just can't see others being better than themselves, Qin Baichuan smiled indifferently, and he was not provoked by him at all.
Following the guide Ding Ding around the corner, a four-corner square pavilion appeared in front of him, in which sat three old scholars in their forties and fifties, as well as six job seekers who were waiting for the first round of interviews.