Chapter 51: The Mad Woman
It turns out that this little girl is afraid of cats, but she doesn't need to be afraid of this, she even walked out of the door and jumped out of the window. Li Dang was very surprised by Zhao Ying's action of climbing out of the window.
He looked out the open window, it was dark outside, and he didn't see the moon, wondering if it was obscured by clouds or trees.
It is also strange to say that after Li Dang entered the palace, he found that perhaps for safety reasons, there were few straight and tall trees in the palace, but there were two plane trees planted in the east of the Funing Palace, with a large crown and lush branches and leaves, and it was difficult to be found if someone hid in the trees.
When the leaves of those sycamore trees arrived at night, they would make a rustling sound, and Li dared to listen to it, and he really suspected that someone was watching him from the tree.
The sky was already bright, Li Dare walked out of the Funing Palace, the plane tree was still rustling, and the cold morning light gently cast the shadow of the plane tree on the trunk in front of the Funing Palace.
Funing Hall used to be called Long Live Palace, which was the bedroom of successive emperors, but when he arrived at Song Shenzong, he moved his bedroom to Yuhua Palace near Chongzheng Hall in order to facilitate the handling of government affairs.
Behind the Funing Hall are the left and right Zhaoqing Palaces, which are the residences of the emperor's concubines. Li Dang gently patted the Gan and left the Funing Palace, he wanted to take the opportunity of morning exercise to familiarize himself with the layout of the palace.
There were only a few eunuchs on duty all night, who had not slept all night, and were napping, and when they saw Li Dang coming out, they did not stop him, but just bowed slightly, they knew that Li Dang could naturally enter where he could enter, and someone would come out to stop him where he could not enter.
Li Dang practiced walking backwards, this Song Dynasty clogs, the bottom is smooth, and it is not suitable for backwards, so Li Dang walked very carefully, he moved his pace slowly, and recited the names of the pavilions and palaces along the road in his heart.
After a short detour, Li Dang saw a square pavilion with eaves and corners, built on a small rockery, and the pavilion was covered with verdant bamboo, lush and green, rising from the joints, so quiet.
Li Dang stopped, and he saw the name of the pavilion clearly, "Cuifang Pavilion".
"Meow ......"
Out of nowhere, a cat meows.
Li Dang remembered that Zhao Ying was scared away by the cat, and said secretly in his heart: "Brother cat, don't hide, Li also wants to thank you for helping me scare away Zhao Ying's unruly girl just now." ”
Li Dare searched left and right of the "Cuifang Pavilion".
"Meow!"
Li Dare discerned the direction from which the voice came and followed the sound.
"Meow!"
Just as Li dared to check if the cat was hiding behind a rock, he suddenly heard a voice behind him.
Li Dang hurriedly turned around, where was there a black cat and a white cat, Li Dang saw a woman, a woman with unkempt hair.
The woman's hair was yellowish, thin, dry as a weed, densely covering her face, revealing only a pair of large eyes. Li dared not see her face clearly, nor could he tell her age.
The woman's eyes were big, big, but there didn't seem to be much black inside, much whiter, which made her face look a little eerie.
After all, Li Dang has experienced materialist education and doesn't believe that there are really cows, ghosts, snakes and gods in this world, so although he was shocked by the little meat, he still didn't hurt his soul.
"Meow!"
The woman pursed her mouth and let out a cat meow.
Only then did Li Dang realize that the voices he had heard earlier had come from the mouth of this ghostly woman.
"Meow!"
Li Dang also learned a cat meow, turned around and wanted to leave.
"Whew!"
The woman suddenly moved quickly in front of Li Kang, clenched her five fingers, and punched Li Kang. The fist was very vigorous, and it could be seen that it was very strong.
Li Dang was horrified in his heart, and hurriedly retreated a few steps, clenched his fists, and looked at the woman vigilantly. The woman missed a punch, added a lot of strength to her hand, and hit Li Dangdang in the chest again.
Li Dang saw that this punch was even more powerful and domineering than the punch just now, and he was secretly surprised in his heart, this messy woman still knew martial arts. This time, Li Kang didn't have time to dodge, he raised his fist to block the woman's punch.
The two fisted and fought in front of Cuifang Pavilion.
"Huh!"
The woman suddenly restrained her hands and feet, her white eyes were full of surprise, and she said, "Where did such a young eunuch come from, and his martial arts are so strong!" ”
Eunuch!
Li Dang was annoyed in his heart, the day after he entered the palace, he was regarded as a eunuch. Seeing that the woman had stopped, he didn't want to entangle with her, so he turned around and wanted to leave.
"Don't go, you dead eunuch, why did you eat my!"
The woman chased after Li Dang again.
This punch was even stronger, and Li Dang didn't have time to block, so he had to shrink his head and bend his knees, half-kneeling on the ground, and barely avoided it.
"Why did you eat my cat, dead eunuch!" The woman swept Li Kang with one leg, and now Li Kang couldn't dodge, he was knocked to the ground by the woman's kick.
The woman kicked three more times in a row, each of which was impartial, and kicked Li Kang's ass right on, and she kicked Li Kang up as a leather ball.
Li Dang rolled forward a few times, and finally avoided the woman's embroidered legs, and then jumped up, but there were a few footprints printed on his buttocks, his body was covered with mud, and even his face was muddy, and he looked embarrassed.
"Who's going to eat your cat?" Li Dang asked.
His heart was extremely angry, he found that this woman was strong in martial arts, and it was obviously not that he could fight.
"It's not you, the dead eunuch, who ate my cat, otherwise how could you make a cat meow in your stomach just now." The woman said in a fierce voice.
learned a cat meow, and was regarded by this woman as having a cat in her belly, Li Dang knew now, and what she was in front of was a crazy woman who was delirious.
"You're the dead eunuch!" Li dared to say.
"No, no, you lie, I'm not a eunuch, I'm surnamed Chen, and everyone calls me Chen Meiren!" The woman said.
"You're not a eunuch, I'm not a eunuch, I didn't eat your cat, you ate your own cat!"
"You're not a eunuch? I ate my own myself! The madwoman was stunned.
"Don't believe it, you see,......" Li Dang made an open gesture towards the madwoman, but did not make a sound.
"Meow!"
The crazy woman looked at Li Kang's mouth shape and subconsciously screamed.
"Meow!"
The crazy woman screamed again, she suddenly slapped her head with her hand in a panic, opened her round eyes and said to Li Dang, "It's really me who ate my own cat, I've been looking for it for so long, it turns out that the cat has already been in my belly!" ”
When the woman finished speaking, she sat on the ground and began to cry.
Li dared not step forward to dissuade him, he was afraid that the woman would go crazy again, and he would suffer physical pain.
"Don't go yet!"
Zhao Ying's voice sounded behind Li Kang, it turned out that she went out of the window and did not go far, and followed Li Dang to Cuifang Pavilion.
Li Dang's body retreated violently, and he hurriedly ran in the direction of the Funing Palace.
"How could you mess with the master of this palace!" Zhao Ying caught up with Li Dare and asked.
"Your master!" Li dared to look at Zhao Ying and thought, no wonder this girl has such a strange temper, she also has a crazy master. Li Dang looked at Zhao Ying and continued to ask: "She said that she is Chen Meiren!" ”
"Yes, her surname is Chen, she is Chen Meiren, and she is the concubine of the imperial brother."
Beauty is a title of the emperor's concubine in the Song Dynasty, and it belongs to the four products that are not big or small. Li Dang didn't know how Song Shenzong's concubine became crazy, he asked Zhao Ying: "She said she was looking for a cat, what about her cat?" ”
"Eaten by herself!" Zhao Ying said.