Chapter 490: The Lamb Looks at the Country
Chapter 490 The Lamb Looks at the Country
Early in the morning, Li Shimin still wants to sleep well, he doesn't have to go to court today, it's not a big deal, he hasn't slept so comfortably for a long time. Li Shimin thought very well, but the reality was cruel, as soon as he opened his eyes, he got an astonishing news, the bamboo forest in the Royal Forest Garden was burned to ashes, and what made Li Shimin angry the most was that the person who set the fire was actually his good son-in-law Fang Jun.
"Bring a knife, no, go and bring Fang Jun, I'm angry, I'm angry!" Li Shimin was really confused, he just praised him for his filial piety last night, and he must not be able to make Songhua eggs. This is good, just a few hours have passed, he has ordered the Royal Forest Garden, which is really bold.
Empress Changsun was also a little confused, what was this Fang Jun doing, and he didn't care about this Changle. What Empress Changsun didn't know was that this time she was really wrong to blame Fang Yiai, from beginning to end, this matter was instigated by Changle and Li Mingda, but as soon as Lin Yuan caught fire, these two women lay on the bed and slept a lot, as for the person who carried the black pot, only Fang Yiai.
Early in the morning, the news of the fire in the Royal Forest Garden spread, and as soon as he arrived in Shangshu Province, Fang Xuanling was pulled away by Li Ji, "Xuan Ling Gong, do you know what happened last night, I heard that Fang Jun ordered the Royal Forest Garden?" ”
"How so?" Fang Xuanling looked back and thought about it, as if he hadn't seen that kid this morning, and his daughters-in-law were also flickering one by one, thinking about it like this, Fang Xuanling realized that something was wrong, "It's bad, won't this stinky boy really cause something wrong?" ”
As soon as Li Ji saw Fang Xuanling's face, he knew that something was wrong, and now a group of bigwigs in Zishangshu Province had a topic to talk about, Du Ruhui was also very worried about Fang Xuanling's love, this fire burned the Royal Forest Garden, it was strange that His Majesty was not mad. Lala Fang Xuanling's sleeve, Du Ruhui whispered, "Brother Xuanling, let's go to Jin Wuwei to take a look, it is estimated that Jun'er was made to Jin Wuwei." ”
"Hmm!" Fang Xuanling was really not at ease, anyway, there was nothing big in Shangshu Province, so he rode to Jinwuwei with Du Ruhui, Li Ji and Wei Zheng, who joined in the fun. As soon as he entered the Jinwuwei Yamen, he heard Cheng Yanjin's unique loud voice, "Virtuous son-in-law, hurry up, what kind of hot air balloon can really take people to the sky?" ”
"Father-in-law, don't rush, my son-in-law is also in a hurry!" Fang Yiai is almost annoyed to death, he is already busy, this old thing is still jumping up and down next to him, don't help if you don't help, don't help. Holding a bamboo strip, Fang Yiai yelled at He Sheng, "General He, you go and help get a little lamb over!" ”
"General Fang, what are you doing with sheep, even if you eat mutton, you have to get a big fat sheep, what's the use of a little lamb?" He Sheng was really puzzled, it was too much brains to be with this general. Fang Yiai is so angry, it's all at this time, and he still wants to eat mutton, if he doesn't make some noise before Li Shimin arrives, they will be unlucky, "What to eat, it will be used for experiments, put lambs in hot air balloons, understand?" ”
As soon as he heard that the lamb entered the hot air balloon, Cheng Yanjin was not happy, "Virtuous son-in-law, what are you talking about, the old man just goes in, and the old man still wants to experience the feeling of flying!" ”
Looking at Cheng Biting Jin's old face, Fang Yiai was really convinced, and quickly explained patiently, "Father-in-law, this hot air balloon is simple, it can't bear such a heavy weight, if you want to carry people, you have to use good fabrics, make bigger balls, and this oil has to be replaced with gas!" ”
"That's the thing, that's okay, you're busy, try to get a big ball out tomorrow!" Cheng Yanjin is not afraid of scaring people to death when he speaks, Fang Yiai rolled his eyes, what is it to be a hot air balloon, not to mention the fabric, just that flamethrower and gas are enough for someone in his room to be busy.
Since Jin Wuwei's generals were all focused on the hot air balloon, no one noticed that a few bigwigs had arrived. Seeing that Cheng Biting Jin and the others were busy, a few bigwigs made chairs and observed, Wei Zheng was also a diligent and inquisitive person, since he couldn't understand it, he walked over and patted Cheng Biting Jin on the shoulder, "Zhijie, what are you doing with Fang Jun?" ”
Cheng bit Jin was in a hurry, stretched out his hand and pulled Wei Zheng aside, and finally complained, "Old man, what do you know, don't affect the old man's work!" ”
"Old man, you know what's going on!" A piece of Cheng biting gold, Wei Zheng knew that this old goods didn't know, if he knew, this old goods would have been sold a long time ago.
The bigwigs were fascinated by it, and they heard a cry of "baa baa", He Sheng led the two lambs and stood at the door bravely, with a piece of black ash on his face. From the evening to now, he and Liu Dabiao haven't had time to wash their faces, compared to their faces, life is more important, if you don't make Your Majesty happy, it must be him who is unlucky. Don't look at General Fang as the culprit, but His Majesty is reluctant to behead his beloved son-in-law because of this matter.
Fang Yiai sweated like rain and finally made the base strong, and the wax oil on the top also inserted a lot of ignition points, this ignition point can not provide so much kinetic energy, and now there is no gas, so you can only make do with wax oil.
Li Shimin ran to Jin Wuwei murderously, and when he saw that Fang Yiai and Cheng Biting Jin were both pouting their butts and throwing bamboo baskets, Li Shimin's face turned black, and he went up to take a kick on Fang Yiai's buttocks. Fang Yiai was in a hurry, and as soon as he was hit in the buttocks, he jumped to his feet and scolded, "Grandma, who, don't want to live, huh?" Father, why are you here, please take a seat, it will be done in a while! Fang Yiai turned his head and looked, Li Shimin actually killed him, and then looked north, the old man Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Li Ji, Wei Zheng, the head of the Tang Dynasty, the eldest grandson Wuji did not come. I didn't miss it much, and after a while, the eldest grandson Wuji came to Shi Ran.
"Stinky boy, if you want to be angry, I can't do it, and it won't make people feel better about the Lantern Festival, so I actually set fire to the bamboo forest in Lin Yuan, hum, I tell you, if you don't give me an explanation, I'll throw you into the fire pit!"
No matter how stinky Li Shimin's face is, Fang Yiai doesn't dare to resist, Li Shimin scolds hard, the bigwigs don't have any intercession, they all know that His Majesty the Emperor is just having a good time, he really wants to kill Fang Jun, is he willing to do it?
Cheng Biting Jin didn't care about the attitude, he boasted about the great hot air balloon with a slick in his throat, looking at these two lambs, Li Shimin couldn't help but laugh and said, "Stinky boy, work hard, if you don't get the lamb to the sky today, I will put you in the sky!" ”
"Fang Yiai really wants to scold Li Shimin, there is a fire to send it to your daughter, why do you send it to our young man."
Changle still has a little conscience, and when he woke up and had breakfast, he led Li Mingda to Jin Wuwei, and he didn't know what was going on, Hepu was like a jack-of-all-trades, and he also came over to join in the fun. After circling the hot air balloon twice, Hepu clapped his little hand and said in surprise, "Brother-in-law, hurry up, hurry up, let this thing fly!" ”
"Let's play, and we'll be able to fly later!" Fang Yiai left Hepu next to him, this can't cure Li Shimin, and it can't cure you girl.
A lamb with a miserable look was dragged into the bamboo basket of the hot air balloon by Fang Yiai, and then Fang Yiai took a torch and twisted more than a dozen fires to ignite, so the Tengteng fire was ignited, with a puff of black smoke, the lamb "bleated" and screamed!
Cheng Biting Jin is the closest, and he is the most anxious, "Fly, damn it, fly!" ”
"Old thing, flash aside!" Li Shimin dragged Cheng Yanjin away, although Li Shimin listened to the calm on his face, but his heart was already anxious, and he quickly flew up, this emperor is also a human, who doesn't like to watch a rare thing, especially this hot air balloon, if it can really fly, then the use will be great, and if you want to do a reconnaissance when the time comes, who can stop it.
Fang Yiai was very anxious, and after silently reciting it a hundred times in his heart and flying up, the hot air balloon finally moved, only to see the bulging above, and the hot air balloon swayed and rose into the air. As soon as he left the ground, the lamb was frightened and stupefied, and tears flowed in the basket, "Baaa
The hot air balloon will fly, and Fang Yiai will kiss Changle after hugging him, which makes Changle salivate, "Changle, do you see, I succeeded for my husband, haha, fly, fly!" ”
He Sheng's eyes were moist, he worked all night, and finally passed the test, as long as His Majesty was happy, what is this dereliction of duty, isn't it just a little bamboo forest, and if it is gone, it will be planted again.
Li Shimin looked at the hot air balloon flying farther and farther away a little stupidly, this thing is really flying, if you really follow Fang Jun's idea, replace the fuel, and then change the fabric, and make it bigger, won't this be able to carry people. Thinking of this, Li Shimin was excited, if he didn't take care of the image, he really wanted to beat the gong and drum to celebrate, at this time Li Shimin didn't blame Fang Yiai, patted Fang Yiai's shoulder, "Jun'er, how can you get this thing back, will it fly back by itself?" ”
"Huh?" Fang Yiai was stunned, finished, just thinking about letting the ball fly up, but forgot to pull the ball back, if someone on the top could still control the hot air balloon, but the one squatting on the top was a lamb, "Father, this, the son-in-law forgot to tie a rope!" ”
As soon as he heard Fang's words, Li Shimin understood everything, this stinky boy was really unreliable, patted the back of Yu Chi Baoqing's head, Li Shimin said angrily, "Bastard, why are you still stunned, hurry up and chase it, if you don't get this ball back, you all jump into the Wei River to take a bath!" ”
Yu Chi Baoqing was a little unconvinced, this majesty was too partial, obviously Fang Jun was not thoughtful, and he actually sent fire to Yu Chi Baoqing. With a sad and indignant heart, Yu Chi Baoqing led a group of Jin Wuwei to bravely chase the hot air balloon, such as today, the northwest wind blows, and the hot air balloon floats towards the south. Fang Yiai was dumbfounded, this south is the Qinling Mountains, if the hot air balloon falls in the forest, it will not cause a forest fire, last night a bamboo forest Li Shimin was so mad, this is going to point Qinling, he Fang Yiai will have to jump off the cliff.
In a hurry, he gave up his daughter-in-law, and Fang Yiai went with Yu Chi Baoqing, and Yu Chi Baolin was not willing to be lonely to catch up, and when he arrived at the foot of Li Mountain, a group of people all dismounted, what kind of horse did he ride in this golden mountain. Jin Wuwei's people were not enough, and Fang Yiai pulled the dragon and tiger guards in the Lishan camp over, and tens of thousands of horses tossed in the woods. The lamb made a ball to browse the Tang Dynasty, but the twins Fang Yiai and Wei Chi had to trek through the mountains and rivers.
It's a shame that there are no cliffs in Lishan, otherwise tens of thousands of horses would have to jump over.
"Brother Jun, why don't you fucking tie an iron chain, the brothers who hurt are like savages!" After Yu Chi Baoqing finished making a noise, Fang Yiai was angry, "If you have a bear, you will be an afterthought, why don't you know how to tie the rope." ”
"Don't you think you can't fly?" Yu Chi Baoqing touched the back of his head, who knew that this thing could really fly, he knew that Yu Chi Baoqing was sitting in it and enjoying the blessings, which round to get the lamb.
After chasing for an hour, the hot air balloon finally began to fall, and the bereaved love of the house finally breathed a sigh of relief, and began to be afraid that the fuel would not be enough, so He Sheng got dozens of catties of wax oil, which was a loss to someone in his room. The hot air balloon is floating, and the house is chasing and chasing, and it looks like it is about to be chased, and there is a cliff in front of it.
A series of lambs cried, and a group of people finally found the hot air balloon, which hung on a birch tree, and the lamb was still squatting in it and happily eating the branches.
Seeing this, Yu Chi Baoqing hugged his head and cried, "What a fucking grievance, for this thing, Lao Tzu almost fell into the cave, this lamb is still in the mood to eat branches!" ”
Fang Yiai and his eyes were stunned, people are not as good as sheep these days, other people's lambs have browsed the Tang Dynasty, and someone in his room is still standing on the ground as a primitive person. (To be continued.) )