58 Who is happy and loves greatly, and who is sad and has a strange fate?

When the lamp was lit, the man came with one hand holding the lampholder and the other covering the faint light, and the woman was dressed and about to leave, and the man kept him, and the woman said, "Didn't you say that you should think about it again?" ”

The man smiled: "What else do you want?!" You've left your life's work to me, and if I don't agree, I'm still human?! So, you go through the divorce formalities over there first, and then I'll marry you! ”

The woman was happy, hugged the man again, and almost knocked over the oil lamp without paying attention, and the man said: "Slow down, what should I do if the lamp oil is spilled on my body?!" ”

The woman smiled and took the lamp; The two chatted until late at night before falling asleep.

However, just when Sun Xiaotian was talking about the marriage with the woman here, Ai Weizhong and Yu Fang arrived together as early as the night before, and the two tossed until the clock on the top of the cabinet at midnight rang before it came down, Yu Fang lay naked on the bed and tasted the happiness and pleasure after the entertainment, and said with deep feeling: "I Yu Fang can sleep on your kang, I have been looking forward to it for two years, and now it has finally come true!" ”

Exhausted, Ai Weizhong patted his belly and said, "Don't say that, I'll tell you the truth, this is what I expected; I'll surprise you again......"

"What surprise?"

"Didn't I tell you just now, the Organization Department of the county party committee called Sun Xiaotian and was about to talk to him and change his work; Do you know who will fill his vacancy after he is gone? ”

Yu Fang said: "Whoever you love, no one can be you!" ”

Evie Zhong grinned and said, "You're not right, it's really me!" ”

"Huh?! Really?! Yu Fang was extremely surprised. Immediately sat up and asked.

"Really! I'm not fooling you at all! After Ai Weizhong finished speaking, he specifically said that the housekeeper who was notified by the Organization Department of the county party committee was a relatively good classmate when he was a normal student. At that time, he bluntly asked Sun Xiaotian who would take over his job after he was transferred, and his classmates said that it was you! He wasn't quite convinced. thinks that his classmates are teasing him. My classmates said that it was not funny, as a staff member of the Organization Department, I can't joke with you about such a very strict thing as cadre transfer; The classmate also said, "Now I will officially inform you that you will come to the ministry immediately tomorrow, and the minister will talk to you as soon as he finishes talking to Comrade Sun Xiaotian."

Yu Fangle didn't know what to do for a while, kissing and gnawing, or feeling that it was not strong enough, so she bent down and pulled up the man's object and stuck it on her face.

Evian enjoyed.

Yu Fang fiddled with it and said, "The reason why you can have this step, I think the key is that you listened to my words at the beginning." Do you believe it or not? ……”

"What do you mean by that?"

"What else do you ask, how do you say this?! Zhang Yuying's matter, if I didn't say that you would let her go, you would definitely run all the way to the dark, then there would be no day when you raised your eyebrows; This is called having a good wife in the family, and men don't do bad things! Therefore, generally speaking, men must not believe women's words, let alone listen to them; Don't look at Sun Xiaotian, how he used to be better than you. But he didn't listen to Zhang Yuying's words: one was my words, he didn't listen to them, and the other was Dongfanghong's classmates, and he didn't listen to his wife's words. You don't care, but he just won't listen, and this time it's good. If he doesn't listen, he will give him a blindfold to wear, so that he knows how powerful our women are! On this point, I guess he Sun Xiaotian may not be able to think about it now. may not be able to really wake up, then he will still be choking in the future! You really want to be the head of the school. Don't think that men are 'heaven', think that 'heaven' is above, just look at it, don't take women's 'earth' seriously, you must know that there is no 'earth' below us, just like the two of us are doing things, how can your 'sky' go up, even if you go up, it will inevitably fall! Therefore, whether it is a man or a woman, we must understand that yin and yang are complementary to each other. Just like the yin and yang fish hanging in every household in the east of Yakniutun, you see, the two little eyes are staring at each other, you look at me and I look at you, especially the momentum that is holding on to how tight it is, it really makes people laugh, this little thing in the world has made the ancients study it thoroughly! ”

"You have studied it thoroughly, I really didn't expect you Yu Fang to have these two hits!"

"I'm serious about researching! In "Dream of Red Mansions", it is said that you men are made of mud, and the muddy soup is very smelly; And our women are made of water, the ancients said that goodness is like water, women are also water, like Guanyin Bodhisattva, with the loving heart of the world, this loving heart is better like water, with feminine motherhood, it can not only moisturize all things, but also infiltrate to any place in the spur, that is, even the cracks in the ground can drill into, so the feminine motherhood of women can not be underestimated, but also can not be offended, you offend a little her, no matter how strong and tough you are, even if you are as hard as iron and steel, Thousands of weak trickles of water will also merge into a rushing and roaring river, which can only soak you softly, and even wash you into the abyss, so that those shrimp soldiers and crabs with steel forks and iron pestles will clean you up......"

"Really?!"

"Still, seriously! When you can, you must remember my words, and treat all women, whether they are good-looking or bad-looking, equally, and do not look the other way! ”

"I can do it without discrimination, but once I'm going to treat a good-looking woman, aren't you afraid of jealousy?!"

"I'm not that stingy!"

"Okay, I'll take your word for it!"

"That's good, but you have to remember, you can't listen to this ear and then pop up again!"

Ai Weizhong nodded again and again and said: "When you mention this, it makes me have an idea, I want to go to the police station to change my name of Ai Weizhong: the word 'Weizhong' is too rustic, and 'loyalty' is loyal, and "Weizhong", how bad it sounds; Besides, if you want to be 'loyal' to anyone, I will be 'loyal' to women in the future! So I want to change my name to 'Ai Nu', with the homonym of the word 'Ai', 'Ai' and 'love' are different words with the same phone. It sounds like a 'love girl', and it just so happens that the word 'Ai' in the dictionary not only has the meaning of '仃止'. There is also a meaning of 'good'. After being called like this, she is both a 'beloved girl' and a 'beautiful woman'. How good is that! ”

"That's not good, what kind of beauty are you a big man?! If you want to believe me, change it to Ai Ren, and "Ai Ren" is "love people" according to you, because you are the leader, and the leader must love all people, not just women. ”

"Can I really stand up to you?! You should know me as a person, I really don't love men in my heart, just as you just said that men are made of mud and have a smell; I love women. What's so bad about loving a woman?! In the past history of our China, not to mention the emperor of the feudal society, even Sun Yat-sen of the Republic of China also liked women, generally speaking, all famous people in ancient and modern China and abroad love women, I want to learn from them! ”

"You learn to do perversely, but you are not a great man, so you can't call Ai Nu, it's better to call Ai Ren!"

The two couldn't hold each other, and Ivy Zhong said, "Okay." If I listen to you, I will call it Ai Ren, because there is another advantage of calling Ai Ren, so that outsiders will have a hazy feeling when they listen to it. I think I love all people, but in fact I serve all people, but if I say love, I actually love women! ”

Next. It was also the day of Sun Xiaotian's wife's cremation, and Ai Weizhong went to the Organization Department of the county party committee to talk. Sure enough, he took over the position of principal and secretary. The minister also exhorted us to draw a lesson from Comrade Sun Xiaotian. Ai Weizhong immediately stated that he must keep the leader's words in mind. When I came back, I got out of the car and went to the commune police station first, and officially changed my name to Ai Ren.

Get out of the police station. Ai Ren saw a woman with a very familiar face and a slightly chubby face, and her face was full of red light, and she couldn't help but stop walking.

"Isn't this Secretary Ai?!" The woman said.

Ai Ren fixed his eyes and saw that it was Teacher Qiu, and remembered that she had been sent to the cafeteria to talk about herself, so she wanted to hide but couldn't hide for a while; When he was hesitating, suddenly Yu Fang's words to women that should not be underestimated lingered in his ears, and he suddenly showed a very close appearance and said, "Teacher Qiu, where are you going?" ”

Teacher Qiu said: "I want to go home, just in the past two days I want to find you Secretary Ai, I heard that this time you are the leader of the school, when will you solve my affairs for me?" ”

When Ai Ren heard this, he completely understood what the other party meant, and said apologetically: "You delegated a year to Secretary Sun according to the spirit of the above text, I have to listen to him, now you have just been put in the canteen, it is less than a month, don't worry, how can you get the time to talk about it,......" looked at the other party, and had the heart to lift his legs to leave.

Teacher Qiu greeted him and said, "Don't go, what should I do if you go?!" I can't go to Secretary Sun, because he has gone to work in the commune, and this time you are the leader of our school, you have to make your words clear! ”

Ai Ren felt embarrassed for a while, and when he saw that the other party was ruddy, he said: "I have just said it, if you believe me, stay in the canteen first, the canteen can at least be full, you can't stand it at all, because now the state implements unified purchase and marketing of grain, and the people are a little hungry, especially the teacher who is teaching in the classroom now, which of them can eat red like your little face, there is a profit in the matter, and when the time comes, I will definitely let you come back." ”

Teacher Qiu thought about it, and it had to be like this, so he changed the topic and said: "I heard many teachers say that this time you finally got together with Teacher Yu Fangyu?!" ”

"That's it, Yu Fang is willing in every way, my family went with Sun Xiaotian again, and I got together with Yu Fang!"

"You and Sun Xiaotian are equivalent to changing daughters-in-law?"

"Teacher Qiu, how can you talk like that?! Yu Fang was originally a big girl, and she had never been married to Sun Xiaotian, how could I say that I exchanged daughters-in-law with him?! ”

"If you bite the words and say that's the case, and I say that the change refers to the original one in your family, and she walked from your house to Sun Xiaotian's house, this is almost the same change."

Ai Ren smiled slightly and said, "I'm really not picking on you, you can't talk like that, Teacher Qiu." ”

Teacher Qiu suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and then remembered the scene between himself and Ai Ren and Sun Xiaotian at that time, and suddenly there was a lot of melancholy and frustration in his mind, and now one of them is Feihuang Tengda, and the other is a commune high, and now he has fallen into such a field, he feels very sad and bored in his heart, so he nodded with Ai Ren, which is equivalent to saying goodbye, and leaving each other.

Ai Ren walked two steps and then turned back and said, "Teacher Qiu, you work hard in the cafeteria first, and when the time comes, I will think about it for you, you can rest assured!" ”

"Okay, just have your Secretary Ai's words!"

After parting ways, when Mr. Qiu walked alone to the back of the school district and was about to reach the front of his house, he happened to see two cows, a male and a female, playing, and the bull raised his head and sniffed the pubic part of the cow's back tail with his nose, and his nose made a sudden noise. Teacher Qiu stood down to watch when no one looked around, and the bull immediately looked at her, and Teacher Qiu immediately saw her image reflected in the bull's big eyes, and her face was clear and transparent.

Teacher Qiu said in his thoughts: "You cows are really interesting, and you know how to smell with your nose, and you don't know how to be ugly at all!" ”

The bull's eyes widened, as if to say, "Who do you say doesn't know shame and ugliness?!" Hey! Not only can we cows work for you, we also have feelings, but we just can't speak, but we are sincere, and above board! Say without humility, better than you, people are very hypocritical, especially your surname is Qiu, don't look at you to teach children to read, but you are even more hypocritical, we cows don't like to answer the most is you, you go! ”

Teacher Qiu seemed to be able to understand what the bull was saying, and said secretly in his heart: "Even the bull says that I am hypocritical, and I may be really wrong in Zhang Yuying's question!" ”

After speaking, he glanced at the bull again, the bull's eyes were still staring, and Mr. Qiu felt both panicked and bored, so he wanted to leave. As soon as he lifted his legs, he saw the bull licking his wet with his tongue, and his heart moved, and he was ashamed, and he hurried into the yard.

The three dogs next door were carrying water for Mr. Qiu's house, and when he saw Mr. Qiu coming back, Lian Xiang put down his flat shoulder and followed him into the house, staring at Mr. Qiu with small eyes, and said with a grin: "I have already filled your water tank." ”

Teacher Qiu said, "Since it's full, then you can go home!" ”

Sangou said: "I don't want to, people have worked for you for nothing?" "I leaned forward until Mr. Qiu came to me.

Teacher Qiu pushed the three dogs to sit on the ground.

Although Sangou is not complete, he has at least ten similar things in his memory, and Mr. Qiu has never promised him once.

Sangou got up from the ground, rushed into Teacher Qiu's arms, and hugged her tightly.

Teacher Qiu broke free with all his might, and Sangou did not let go. Teacher Qiu slapped a big mouth, which made the three dogs red-headed and swollen faces, and he was so angry that he used his hands to pick up the woman's pants, and pulled the trouser belt until it was broken, revealing the white thigh meat.

It was impossible for Mr. Qiu to get out again, so he had an idea and said, "Sangou, that's it, if you can lick my place, I will be out today!" ”

The three dogs were very happy, and immediately bowed their heads, hummed and licked and wrapped, until Mr. Qiu was obedient, and couldn't help but lie on the kang, let the three dogs do whatever they wanted, and while shouting, I really didn't expect that these three dogs were stupid, but the object was so big, enough to catch up with the size of the yelling donkey, even in the whole Huang Niwa Commune, it was also the number one in the whole Huang Niwa Commune, whether it was this secretary or that principal, no one could catch up with you, today is really stepping on the iron shoes and there is nowhere to go, and it takes no effort to come, I am the happiest in the world (to be continued......)