Chapter 2 Red Rabbit Horse
"Maybe I fell off my horse that day and broke my head, which affected some of my personality!" Lu Bu snorted and casually made up a lame reason to cover up the past.
Yan didn't dare to say more, and said: "As long as the husband is okay, the slave family will be relieved!" There's still chicken soup in the kitchen, so I'm going to serve it! ”
Night.
Lu Bu took a comfortable hot bath under Yan's careful service, originally Lu Bu was resolutely not allowed to serve Yan, after all, the soul in his bones is a person from the twenty-first century, and it is still very unaccustomed to letting a woman wait for a bath next to him, but seeing Yan's pear blossom with rain, Lu Bu knew that he was defeated by her again.
After a bath, Lu Bu's whole face was like a ripe apple, and Yan was very puzzled, what happened to this husband? Since I woke up, it was like a different person.
A trace of suspicion in Yan's eyes was captured by Lu Bu, and she shouted in her heart, if she found out that she was not the real Lu Bu, this rebirth would be bankrupt! So Lu Bu desperately recalled the picture of Lu Bu's warmth to the Yan family in the past, and said: "Lady, come to serve your husband and wear wide clothes!" ”
Putting on his clothes, Lu Bu came to the mirror, took a good look at the reborn face, and couldn't help but feel joy, the more he looked, the more he wanted to see, Lu Bu was eight feet long, dignified, and his handsome appearance was enough to kill those big stars in later generations, Lu Bu touched his handsome face and smirked. With my current identity: Zhonglang General, Du Tinghou, Dong Zhuo Yizi, I am the rich and handsome of this era!
Seeing Lu Bu smirking at the mirror, Yan was even more suspicious, could it be that Yan Ren Zhang Fei really beat his husband stupidly, the more Yan thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible, and asked with concern: "Husband, you have nothing to do, right?" The way you look really makes the slave family worry~~~"
"Huh?!" Only then did Lu Bu come back to his senses and change the subject: "Lady! It's not too early, let's go to bed! ”
Hearing that he was sleeping, a touch of shame appeared on Yan's face, and he said in a low voice: "Nuo~~~" After that, he began to untie his clothes, and Lu Bu on the side saw that Yan's was about to take off only **, and that fragrant beauty made this 'Lu Bu', who was still a virgin in his bones, suddenly have a nosebleed.
"Husband? Why are you bleeding, is the chicken soup too replenishing?" Yan asked worriedly.
"Ahh It's okay, maybe an old injury has flare-up! uh······ Well, what are you undressing for? Lu Bu wiped off the nosebleed and said embarrassedly.
Yan Shiqi said: "Naturally, I am waiting for my husband to go to bed!" ”
Sweat! Lu Bu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "Forget it today!" My injury is not healed, so I am not suitable for sports! ”
"Husband, don't you dislike the slave family! If the husband thinks that the slave family is not good, he will say it directly, why beat around the bush! Yan cried.
What a place to be! Lu Bu said with a weak kidney: "I didn't mean that, okay!" You're also here who is it! ”
Yan's tears broke into laughter, and women changed their faces like flipping books, which has been there since ancient times! Lu Bu sighed secretly.
Holding the beautiful Yan family, Lu Bu's little heart was beating non-stop, although he wanted to turn over and vent the anger of a virgin in his previous life for twenty years, but the reason of heart deficiency and kidney deficiency still made Lu Bu give up this idea.
The vague Lu Bu fell asleep.
"Big brother! Big Brother!······"
Lu Bu, who was sleeping very sweetly, was suddenly woken up by a burst of noise, and the fire outside the door was soaring, and the sound of horses' hooves and shouts of killing was earth-shattering! The door was kicked open, and two big men in armor rushed in, shouting, "Quick! Carry Big Brother away! ”
Which one is this playing? Rebellion! Lu Bu thought in a panic.
Yan was also woken up and rubbed his sleepy eyes, and said, "What happened?" Why is it so noisy? ”
The bed tent obscured the vision, and the two big men at the door heard Yan's voice and said in surprise: "Mrs. Sister-in-law, you are also here!" Please forgive me for being rude! ”
Lu Bu held his breath, listening to this voice seemed to be Gao Shun's voice, this person's loyalty to Lu Bu is nothing to say, he will never rebel, there must be a reason for it, Lu Bu gave Yan a look, Yan asked knowingly: "I don't know what happened to the two generals so late at night?" ”
Gao Shun hurriedly said: "Yuan Shao and Cao Cao have led the rebels into the city, the Tiger Prison Pass is about to be lost, and the thief army will be killed here from time to time. Please also ask my sister-in-law to dress quickly and leave with me. ”
"What? Yuan Shao is here! Lu Bu exclaimed.
Gao Shun and Zhang Liao outside the tent were shocked, and then they were overjoyed and said, "Big brother, you're awake!" That's great! Ha Lu Ha! Big brother is awake! ”
"Ahem, I just woke up tonight! Why did this Yuan Shao come in so quickly, what about Taishi? Lu Bu asked.
Gao Shun showed a hint of sarcasm on his face and said, "Taishi? The Taishi has already run away! ”
Run! Grandma's, crying to death in my place during the day, running faster than anyone else when encountering danger, you have to run, and you have to run with me! Lu Bu thought angrily, this old thing!
"Hurry up and get ready, I'll be here quickly!" Lu Bu immediately said, the spectators have all run away, there is no need to continue this disease, the action is a little later, I am afraid that Yuan Shao and Cao Cao will be killed, although they have been reborn in Lu Bu's body and have peerless divine power! But I am not very familiar with this body, and my body and mind are not completely integrated, if I meet Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, I am afraid that I will be splashed with blood on the spot!
Knowing the seriousness of the problem, Lu Bu turned over, and with the help of Yan, he wore a three-pronged purple and gold crown, a Xichuan red brocade robe on his body, a beast-faced head swallowing chain armor, and a delicate lion belt around his waist (Khan, I think there is nothing more suitable to describe Lu Bu than misappropriating classics)
suddenly became majestic, and Lu Bu was still a little uncomfortable.
Immediately, Lu Bu took Yan's hand and hurriedly came outside, Gao Shun and Zhang Liao's two generals were ready, Lu Bu's troops of 3,000 men and horses had been gathered, and a small colonel led the tall red rabbit horse to Lu Bu's face.
Looking at the red rabbit horse, Lu Bu's heart was churning, it was really a red rabbit among horses!
"Big brother! Why don't you get on the horse soon! Yuan Shao's thief army is about to be killed! Gao Shun urged.
Lu Bu nodded, the flames in the distance were soaring, as if they were about to ignite this dark night, and the sound of shouting and killing was getting closer and closer here, and it seemed that Dong Zhuo's remnants were about to collapse completely.
"Let's go!" Lu Bu said, holding the reins of the horse, ready to turn over and get on the horse, but the red rabbit horse jumped up with its front hooves, neighed and shook off Lu Bu, and Lu Bu was thrown aside fiercely.
"it!" Lu Bu rolled on the ground, and couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, this dead horse!
"Big brother! You're all right! Gao Shun and Zhang Liao saw that Lu Bu was injured, so they immediately jumped off the horse and hurriedly ran over to help Lu Bu.
Zhang Liao pulled out his sword and said angrily: "This damn brute! What kind of madness is it today! With that, he raised his sword and intimidated the red rabbit horse a few times.
The red rabbit horse kept neighing and ran around the spot, like madness.
Zhang Liao, Gao Shun and others were a little surprised on the side, this horse is crazy? Lu Bu rubbed his sore buttocks, secretly bitter, this horse should not recognize me as 'Lu Bu', later generations said that the red rabbit horse was psychic, after Guan Yu died, the red rabbit horse did not eat or drink, and went on a hunger strike, which is enough to show the spirituality of the red rabbit horse!
"Husband! You're all right! When Yan heard that Lu Bu was injured in the carriage, he was so anxious that he immediately came out to inquire.
"I'm fine!" Lu Bu said, if this red rabbit horse can't be tamed, it will definitely show flaws, and the damn Yuan Shao and Cao Cao are about to kill again!