Chapter 21 If you have difficulties, find Mr. Xiao Yang

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Lord Thorn Shi was stunned, this is not a trivial matter, but it can't be said that Lord Thorn Shi is timid.

Just imagine, even if ordinary people eat fruit and see a small bug in the fruit, they are afraid that they will be disgusted, if they see the bug, the worm is half, then it is not disgusting, but disgusting for a long time!

But if it is a long roundworm that spits out of its mouth, it is not only a disgusting problem, it does not mean that Lord Thorn Shi has to be frightened, and no matter how bold a person is, he will also have to be dizzy and confused for a long time!

After spitting out the terrible creature, Lord Thorn was soon awakened, and then, of course, he was so angry that he didn't want to eat anymore, he didn't feel hungry, and he had pain in his stomach and umbilicus, and his mouth was very bitter, but he didn't want to drink water, so he collapsed on the bed, and couldn't afford to get sick!

The officials in the Yamen of the Assassin Shi hurriedly called Ma Denggao and asked him to see a doctor for Lord Assassin Shi. He called the pulse of Lord Thorn Shi, found that the pulse was weak, and then looked at Lord Thorn Shi's tongue coating, saw that the tongue coating was yellow, and listened to the condition described by the family members of Thorn Shi, and he quickly made a diagnosis.

Ma Denggao thought that Lord Thorn Shi was suffering from syncope and abdominal pain, so he wanted to make the liver and stomach, so he prescribed a prescription, called Wumei Soup, and the medicinal materials used were Western Codonopsis and Big Black Plum, as well as white peony and light skullcap, etc., I thought that if two doses of medicine went down, Lord Thorn Shi should be fine, and Lord Thorn Shi would be able to praise him a few words!

But I didn't think about it, after Lord Thorn Shi took the medicine, the symptoms of stomach pain and qi reversal were gone, but the pain moved down, moved to the lower abdomen, and was accompanied by bowel sounds, this is not counted, there is a large bulge in the abdomen, and this big lump that I don't know what it is, it attacks from time to time, and scares Lord Thorn Shi fainted again, and I was scared several times!

Think about the big roundworm that spit out, and the big lump bulging in the stomach, this big lump can still move, which is cured of the disease, this is more strict, Lord Thorn Shi didn't immediately chop Ma Denggao, it is really a good temper!

Lord Thorn Shi was stunned, Ma Denggao was also about to be scared out, this disease dragged on for several days, not getting better at all, Lord Thorn Shi had a life, was tossed to only half a strip, and could only be poured some rice soup every day to hang himself, if it was delayed any longer, this Lord Thorn Shi was afraid that he would have to drive to the west, Ma Denggao could not be on fire, so anxious that his hair fell down a lot, but after a few days, he was about to become bald!

Ma Denggao can be a doctor, and he can be regarded as decisive, he immediately knew that he was in big trouble, so he hurriedly sent someone to find out Zhou Yujin, who was out of business, and came back, but Zhou Yujin delayed the time, and when he came back, he refused to make any effort, and he didn't count on it at all, and he wanted to deduct the black pot on his head, how could Ma Denggao not be angry.

The hall was full of doctors, but no one could come up with a plan, Ma Denggao was angry and anxious, lost his temper, scolded Zhou Yujin for his bad ideas, and said that the doctors were all waste.

At this moment, an official came from outside the gate, although this official was also wearing a light green official uniform, but he was an eight-rank official, and he was a gongcao.

Before this Gong Cao could enter the door, Ma Denggao jumped up from the chair, greeted him with a smile, and said, "Lord Lu, why are you here, but Lord Thorn Shi's condition has recurred?" ”

Lu Gongcao snorted and said, "What do you mean by repeatedness? If it's cured, it's called repetition if it gets worse, you have never cured Lord Thorn Shi, how can it be called repetition? Don't put gold on your face! ”

Ma Denggao was extremely embarrassed, but he didn't dare to talk back, so he had to shut up and wait for Lu Gongcao to say something.

Lu Gongcao's face was very ugly, and he said: "It was Lord Changshi who called the official to come, and asked when you can come up with a cure method, Lord Shi's illness can't be delayed any longer, if it drags on any longer, I'm afraid something unbearable will happen!" ”

Hearing that it was Lu Gongcao who came from the long history, Ma Denggao only felt that his mouth was dry and irritable, and he was almost suffocated! His son-in-law Ji Xinben was also in a cold sweat and was at a loss.

Lu Gongcao said: "What kind of temper is Lord Changshi, you don't know, that is a character who doesn't rub a little sand in his eyes, if you can't cure the disease, he will think that you are deliberately neglecting, what are the consequences at that time, you can guess it!" ”

Thinking of Changshi's ruthless methods, Ma Denggao's scalp was numb, and he said: "The humble position is trying to figure out a way, and I will be able to figure it out soon, soon, soon!" ”

Lu Gongcao snorted again and turned to leave.

Ma Denggao hung his head for a long time, and then he raised his head and said: "Everyone, everyone knows the matter of our Guazhou. Lord Thorn Shi is easy to get along with, but Chang Shi is not like this, so although Long Shi has not been in Guazhou for a long time, and the relationship with Lord Thorn Shi is not harmonious, but he has the upper hand everywhere, and the military and political power is grasped. At that time, Lord Changshi's anger must have a place to vent, this official is the head of the medical institute, and he can't hide if he wants to, but please think, I can't hide, can you hide? Master Changshi is ruthless, if he starts a fire, I am afraid I won't be able to withstand it alone! ”

Ji Xinben also said: "So, Lord Shi's illness, you still have to brainstorm and come up with a specific method, you can't rely on my father-in-law alone!" As he spoke, he glanced at Zhou Yujin.

Zhou Yujin was expressionless, he had already made up his mind that he would never help Ma Denggao, only when Ma Denggao fell, he would have a chance, but if Ma Denggao did not fall, then he would not have a chance in his life, unless he left Guazhou.

There was no sound in the hall, only the rough panting of everyone, and after a long time, no one spoke. Ma Denggao sighed, took a step back, slowly sat down on the chair, and sighed: "Is it a blessing or a curse, it is a disaster that cannot be avoided, it seems that this official can only admit it!" ”

At this time, there was a doctor with a gray beard who whispered: "Master Ma, there is a way to be lowly and degraded, but it is a method used by the common people, and this method is quite unseemly, so I really didn't dare to say it just now!" ”

Ma Denggao's eyes lit up, his spirit recovered slightly, and said: "You can tell me and listen, there are some methods among the people, although it is difficult to get into the hall of elegance, but it has a miraculous effect. ”

The white-bearded doctor said: "The illness of Lord Thorn Shi, the humble position and Master Ma have the same opinion, and also think that it is syncope and abdominal pain, and it is necessary to control the liver and stomach, and the black plum soup is a good remedy for the symptoms, after using this prescription, Lord Thorn Shi has not improved at all, and the condition is still severe, this situation is ......."

"You just hurry up and say that recipe, Lord Shi's illness has not improved, others don't know, and the official still doesn't know!" Ma Denggao said impatiently.

The muscles on the white-bearded doctor's face twitched, and said: "Humble is to say, in this case, it is estimated that we are all wrong, Lord Shi may not have abdominal pain, but a worm in his stomach, otherwise how can there be a large piece in his abdomen, and that piece can be attacked from time to time?" ”

This conclusion is somewhat similar to what Zhou Yujin said just now, both of which are treated according to the insects in Master Shi's stomach.

The doctors in the hall nodded slightly at the same time, they just saw that Ma Denggao and Zhou Yujin were not happy, so even if they thought that Zhou Yujin was right, they didn't dare to squeak, and now that someone was the first bird, they naturally nodded and agreed.

Ma Denggao saw that the doctors nodded, and his confidence began to waver, in fact, his confidence was insufficient, and others said that it might be a bug, of course he felt that it might be a bug!

In this era, there is no color ultrasound, and there are no various instruments to check the body, so you can only rely on the traditional look, smell, and question, and whether the doctor's experience is rich or not accounts for a large part of it, so if you encounter an incurable disease, no one dares to say that you are diagnosing correctly.

This is especially true for officials, especially high-ranking officials, no one dares to insist on a treatment, in case it is not cured, but the disease is cured more severely, and no one can afford to be guilty.

Ma Denggao thought for a while, and said to Doctor Whitebeard: "To treat Lord Thorn Shi, you need to pay attention to all levels and stability, and it is better to see the effect slowly, but it is better than no effect." This official sees that you are talking in a hurry, is it the folk remedy you want to say, the medicinal power is too domineering? ”

The white-bearded doctor snorted, with a strange expression on his face, and said, "The power of the medicine is not overbearing, in fact, there is no need to give medicine to Lord Thorn Shi, it is just a method of curing the disease, which is more ...... Compare that! ”

The doctors looked at the white-bearded doctor together, waiting for him to say what kind of method was that, Zhou Yujin also frowned, thinking in his heart, what kind of method is that?

The white-bearded doctor said: "In the humble hometown, if someone has roundworms in their stomachs, and because of their weak body, they dare not take medicine, everyone knows that the medicine to fight insects is more or less a little poisonous, then there is only one way, that is, to fry a large pot of pumpkin seeds fragrantly......"

Speaking of which, the doctors didn't understand, could it be that the patient was asking the patient to eat the fragrant pumpkin seeds? Doesn't that feed the roundworms even more, and the pumpkin seeds don't seem to have the effect of fighting insects, right?

Zhou Yujin suddenly remembered that he had read this method in a miscellaneous book, but this method was so much that ordinary people could use it, but no one was willing to use it when he was an official.

The white-bearded doctor said: "Put those fried pumpkin seeds on top of a large cloth, put two high stools on the left and right sides of the big cloth, and then let Lord Thorn Shi take off his underwear, and step on the high stool with his left and right feet respectively, hanging high in the air, and his eyes are ...... No, no, it's the noble buttocks and the door, facing those fragrant pumpkin seeds, at this time, the insects in the belly of Lord Thorn Shi smell the aroma, and they will not be able to bear it, and crawl out of that, that Zun Gate, to eat pumpkin seeds, but once the insect in the belly hits the ground, it will be shocked, and the body will break, and the part left in the body that has not yet climbed out will still be alive, and continue to make Lord Thorn Shi uncomfortable, so Lord Thorn Shi must squat higher! ”

Doctor Whitebeard said a lot, and finally explained the method clearly, which can't be blamed on him just now, it's really a bit too embarrassing for Lord Thorn Shi, the word Xianyan, I'm afraid it's to describe this kind of thing!

The whole hall was dumbfounded, even Ma Denggao was stupid, what kind of method is this, this is too much!

Everyone unfolded the association and made up the picture, imagining that Lord Thorn Shi was wearing nothing on the lower half of his body, revealing his smooth and slippery buttocks, and squatting on a high stool, and his door was facing a large number of fried pumpkin seeds......

My God, don't care if this method is good or not, but as long as you let Lord Thorn Shi pose like this, even if you get the worms in his stomach out, then Lord Thorn Shi must be crazy, and the official authority is lost, the important thing is that there are too many people who know about this matter, and they will definitely not be able to keep it secret, if it is spread out, it will have to make the people laugh and lose their big teeth, how can you be an official of Lord Thorn Shi!

The person who is an official pays the most attention to face, but this method is too difficult for people to accept, let alone let a high-ranking official like Assassin Shi accept it, even if it is accepted by a nine-rank petty official like Ma Denggao, he has to do it secretly, and he must not let outsiders know!

Now that the hall is full of outsiders, and they all know this method, Lord Assassin will definitely not accept it. Besides, who would dare to talk to Lord Thorn Shi, this kind of thing that makes Lord Thorn Shi show his asshole......

Zhou Yujin has read a lot of miscellaneous books, which have recorded some strange so-called "secret methods", pumpkin seeds are one of them, and there are such as what urine can cure headaches, eating steamed buns stained with human blood can cure tuberculosis, and even tying a live chicken to the stomach can cure stomach pain, and there are all kinds of strange methods.

But most of these methods are implemented in extremely backward and closed places, by figures such as god sticks and goddesses, and doctors will not use this method, let alone official medical offices.

Ma Denggao finally came back to his senses and stammered: "You, where did you hear this method, why don't you know it, it's unheard of!" ”

The white-bearded doctor said embarrassedly: "Hearsay, folk customs, are all used by some people, and Master Ma has never heard of it, so it's not surprising!" ”

Zhou Yujin suddenly said: "This method has been seen in a book, but the time has been too long, I really can't remember which book I saw it in!" ”

Ma Denggao turned his head abruptly and said, "Lord Zhou, have you really seen this method?" It's a big deal, but you can't talk nonsense! ”

Zhou Yujin said: "Of course, the lower officials know that this matter is serious, and they will not talk nonsense. Well, then even if I'm talking nonsense, don't use this method, I'm against it! With that, he turned his face to the side and fell silent again.

No one spoke in the hall again, Ma Denggao thought for a long time, but he really couldn't make up his mind, he turned his head and asked his son-in-law Ji Xinben: "What do you think about this?" ”

Ji Xinben was quite happy, he said: "This method does not need to take medicine, it will not aggravate the condition of Lord Thorn Shi, although it is a little lost in official authority, but as long as we fulfill our responsibilities and accept it, it is a matter of Lord Thorn Shi, and it has nothing to do with us." ”

Ma Denggao and the doctors hesitated for a moment, and finally agreed with Ji Xinben's statement, the method of treatment is up to them, but whether they accept it or not is a matter of Lord Shi, then it can't be said that they don't do things!

Ma Denggao waved his hand and said, "Let's go, let's go to see Lord Assassin Shi together and tell him about this law!" "He didn't dare to go himself, for fear that Thorn Shi would lose his temper and repair him, so he had to take his colleagues with him.

All the doctors were reluctant to go, but the boss spoke, if they stayed out of the matter at this time, they would wait to wear small shoes every day in the future, and everyone had to follow Ma Denggao to the Assassin Yamen across the street.

When he was about to go out, Ma Denggao looked back at Zhou Yujin, and seeing that he didn't move, Ma Denggao said angrily: "Lord Zhou, don't you want to go?" ”

Zhou Yujin said: "I'm not feeling well, it's not conducive to walking, so I won't go with you, if I cure Lord Shi's illness, the credit will be yours, I won't fight for credit, but if it is not cured, it has nothing to do with me." ”

Ma Denggao sneered and said, "It has nothing to do with you, does it really have nothing to do with you!" He snorted, took the doctors, and went out of the clinic.

Zhou Yujin stood in the hall for a while, sighed, and went back to his house. For the next two days, he complained of illness at home, and did not go out, except to send servants out to inquire about the news.

The news brought by the servant was that Ma Denggao and they went to the assassin Shi, what did they say The servant didn't know, but the assassin didn't lose his temper as he imagined, nor did he beat Ma Denggao and others, but the method was definitely useless, and I heard the servants in the assassin's mansion say that the condition of the assassin Shi did not improve, and he had sent someone to Linzhou and asked a famous doctor in the state to see a doctor.

Zhou Yujin was very disappointed, if the state sent a famous doctor, then it would be possible to cure the disease of the assassin Shi, and Ma Denggao had a good relationship with the doctor in the state, so he was afraid that he would have no chance.

He was depressed, so he stopped staying at home, and that afternoon, he went out into the streets, trying to find a restaurant to drink two glasses, so as not to be depressed for several days, and then get sick, but there was no need for this.

After Zhou Yujin went out, he was strolling down the street, when he suddenly heard someone shouting: "Shaodong, why did you come back so quickly, did you see Lord Thorn Shi?" ”

Zhou Yujin heard this voice familiarly, turned his head to look, and saw that it was the half-sized boy he had seen in Jiafanpo Town, this half-sized son was standing at the door of an inn, and not far away, Yang Zezheng slowly walked over.

Seeing Yang Ze, Zhou Yujin was overjoyed, Yang Ze's medical skills are superb, maybe he can help him get through the difficulties in front of him! Striding forward, Zhou Yujin smiled and said: "It's Mr. Xiao Yang, you have also arrived in Guazhou, what a coincidence, we meet again!" ”

Yang Ze just arrived in Guazhou today, and after entering the city, he separated from Xiang Zhang, Xiang Zhang took the child to find her husband, and he found an inn to live in, after packing his luggage, he washed his face, changed into a set of clean clothes, and went to the Yamen of the Assassin History, but he did not see the Lord of the Assassin History.

Suddenly, hearing someone shouting to himself, Yang Ze looked up and saw that it was Zhou Yujin, he smiled busily, and arched his hand: "What a coincidence, Brother Zhou, why are you here, you won't also live in this inn, right?" ”

Zhou Yujin said with a smile: "My brother is a local, and he lives at home, how can he live in a guest house." My house is not far from here, I went out to find a restaurant to drink two cups, I happened to meet Mr. Xiao Yang, why don't we go together, let my brother do the east, and wash the dust for Mr. Xiao Yang. ”

Yang Ze hummed and said, "It's for Brother Zhou to break the bank." It just so happens that the little brother has something to ask to teach Brother Zhou, let's talk while eating! ”

"This is more coincidental, I want to ask Mr. Xiao Yang for my brother!" Zhou Yujin took Yang Ze's hand and walked towards the largest restaurant on the street together.

Mu Gen stood at the door of the inn, and when he saw that someone invited Yang Ze to dinner, he hurriedly said: "Shaodong, I'll go with you, you're drunk, I'll carry you back." ”

Yang Ze said angrily: "You lazy guy, if you want to eat, just follow up, don't make any excuses!" ”

Zhou Yujin smiled at Mu Gen and said, "Half a child, eat Lao Tzu, Mr. Xiao Yang has such a subordinate at home, I'm afraid it's a headache!" ”

Mugen hurriedly said: "I'm not a subordinate, I'm an apprentice, and I don't sell my body!" ”

Yang Ze glared at him and said, "What art do you have to sell, even if you want to sell yourself, no one will buy you!" ”

The three of them entered the big restaurant, ordered wine and food, and Zhou Yujin said: "Mr. Xiao Yang, I was in a hurry for my brother that day, but I forgot to ask you why you came to Guazhou. ”

Yang Ze said: "There is no urgency, but there is something to ask Lord Shi." By the way, how did Brother Zhou know that I hadn't seen the assassination? ”

Zhou Yujin smiled bitterly and said, "Of course I know, it is precisely because of this that I want to consult Mr. Xiao Yang!" ”

Yang Ze was stunned for a moment, I didn't see the history of the assassination, how did it turn around, it became that you asked me, this cause and effect relationship, something is very wrong!

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