Section 13 The wise brother does not fail in his mission
The little brother who was sent home to report is smart and clever, and his mouth is unforgiving, which shows that he is scheming and has the ability to deal with it freely.
When he got ashore, he turned around and instructed the boat boy: "You are waiting here, you can also go ashore to eat something, but the time is not too long, and you can't afford to miss my big thing!" After giving the order, he ran home in a hurry.
When he entered the courtyard of the house, he didn't care about taking a second look, and ran directly to the meeting hall where the patriarch's grandfather dealt with the affairs of the clan.
When he came to the door of the council hall, he was about to raise his hand and knock on the door, when the patriarch's grandfather sent the eldest uncle out of the house, and when he saw the smart brother running out of breath, he felt very strange, grabbed the smart brother, and taught him a lesson: "A manly man, standing up to the sky, how can he be so flustered and out of proportion." What's the matter, take your time. ”
The smart brother is also used to such a lesson, and he doesn't care. Entering the council room, the patriarch's grandfather made him a cup of tea and handed it to his hand: "Let's talk about it after drinking!" Grandpa the patriarch sat back in his majestic chair.
"Oh no, the city is crowded, I don't know what to do!" As the smart brother drank the tea, his eyes rolled slightly, and then he said it in a nervous way.
"Isn't it a good thing that the city is crowded, there are more people, there are more opportunities to make money, what are you nervous about?" Patriarch Grandpa said very calmly, "It won't crowd the Wu Clan's Hotel!" ”
"Grandpa is really like a god, our hotel seems to be crowding the door, and the customers outside are still squeezing inside, it's really hateful!" The smart brother is exaggerating.
The patriarch grandfather smiled and nodded, "It's a good thing, why are you so nervous!" ”
"Grandpa, let me ask you, how would you feel if you went out on a trip and chose a place to live, but you couldn't live there?" The smart brother began to dig a pit for the patriarch's grandfather.
"People should be flexible and live nearby. Just stay comfortable. "Grandpa the patriarch said it lightly.
"Hey, it's all because I didn't make it clear!" The smart brother symbolically knocked on his head, "I'm stupid, I should say that I can't stay in the hotel I expected when I travel, and I can't meet my wishes, what should I do!" ”
The patriarch's grandfather was confused: "Staying in any hotel can fulfill your wishes, it's just a little troublesome, is it so troublesome?" ”
These are all taught by the wife of a genius prodigy, and the smart brother is worthy of his mission. forced the patriarch's grandfather on the road according to the script, and things were much easier to do now.
The smart brother said for example: "For example, my grandfather believes in Buddhism, and after careful planning, he wants to go to a certain mountain temple to worship incense, especially the head incense, but he can't catch up for many days because of the long distance of his residence, what should it be?" ”
The patriarch grandfather followed the smart brother's train of thought, and naturally thought of living in a temple in the mountains, and he must fight for the opportunity to fulfill his wishes.
The smart brother thus raised a most realistic and crucial question. That is, if it is one or two men, no problem, you can eat and sleep in the open, it's just a big deal to suffer a little. But ten or twenty people, old and young, men and women, and even more. You can't let everyone suffer!
When the smart brother said this, he carefully observed the reaction of the patriarch grandfather, and saw that he looked embarrassed. Then he said in one go: "When you go out to travel, you pay attention to enjoyment, how can you put men and women of all ages in danger, in case you get sick, in case you are bitten by insects, in case you fall into serious injuries, and even have a risk of life, don't you regret it!" ”
These are not taught by the wife of a genius prodigy, but by the smart brother who plays temporarily according to the development of the situation. This scenario has been sketched to such a point that all the passages that should be blocked are blocked, can the patriarch and grandfather make other choices?
So, the patriarch's grandfather fell into the trap that was set up, and it was a trap that came naturally: "In such a special situation, what else can you do, only when the pre-planned hotel is ready, can you go out to travel!" ”
The smart brother took the opportunity to block another option for the patriarch's grandfather, that is, he usually goes out to play, a few days in the morning and a few days in the evening, it doesn't matter, the scenery is there, the mood is also there, and the fun and happiness are of course there.
However, if it is a major festival or even a day to pray to God and worship Buddha, it must not be postponed indefinitely! The clever thing about the smart brother is that he put out the words of praying for God and worshiping Buddha, which involves the sensitive nerves of the patriarch's grandfather, such a sacred thing, how can it be postponed, how can the protection of God and Buddha be blasphemed?
The patriarch's grandfather's choice was still completely shaved away, and he also affirmed excitedly that this kind of thing should not be neglected or discounted, otherwise, heaven would not tolerate it.
The patriarch's grandfather is not a stubborn person, he is not superstitious about the protective role of God and Buddha, he fully understands that praying to God and worshiping Buddha is a kind of faith, a reflection of a concept, seeking a kind of peace of mind, seeking a beautiful and fulfilling wish, if you do not take it seriously, your heart is always unhappy, unclean, not free and easy, pimples, and even fearful.
The smart brother's heart suddenly became excited, and a voice shouted: "It's done, and it can be regarded as filial piety!" ”
The smart brother's diplomatic talent at the moment was fully demonstrated, and this may be the genius prodigy couple who took a fancy to him and chose his strengths, so he got up to refill the patriarch's grandfather's tea, poured ecstasy soup, and sang a lot of beautiful words.
The patriarch's grandfather can not be said to be unexcited, all unnecessary psychological vigilance has been relaxed, and he is more broad-minded, and can accept anything that does not violate principles and reason.
The smart brother asked logically: "Patriarch Grandpa, there are now more than fifty famous families from other towns, all of whom admire the prestige of the Wu family, and ask all the staff to live in the Wu Hotel to facilitate communication. ”
The patriarch grandfather was not only introduced into the trap set in advance, but also consciously and voluntarily got into it, choosing the best place to be trapped, he excitedly sighed: "I never thought that my Wu family could still be famous, and there were actually famous families who came to visit and exchange, I really look up to the Wu family!" As the head of the clan, I am so excited and proud! ”
The next question of the smart brother does not need to be raised, the patriarch grandfather will also use his decision-making power to make plans, he called the eldest son, and ordered loudly, go into the city, how to buy the things of the family inn.
At this time, the smart brother listened, and always felt that it was not as thoughtful as the genius prodigy brother, so he said: "Patriarch grandpa, the uncle doesn't need to go into the city, I will go and inform the genius prodigy brother and his wife to procure!" ”
The patriarch's grandfather carried a teacup and paced around the council chamber with a majestic look, as if he had made an extremely important decision, as if this decision was related to the reincarnation of heaven and earth.
Uncle didn't have that kind of patience and asked, "What the hell am I doing?" ”
"Uncle is serious and responsible!" The smart brother suggested, "Patriarch Grandpa, Uncle will take someone to clean up and prepare to welcome the famous family!" ”
The patriarch's grandfather's qualifications have also been boiled enough, and his face is also gained, so he agreed: "Okay, do what the smart brother said!" However, his uncle must move quickly, clean and clean thoroughly, and make others feel comfortable to live in! ”
Turning around, the patriarch's grandfather said to the smart brother: "You go to tell my brother and sister-in-law, not only must the procurement be done quickly, but also as soon as possible, time waits for no one!" ”
The smart brother didn't have lunch at home, but went straight to the estuary, and the satisfaction after the success was written on his face, and when the boat saw the smart brother, he congratulated: "Congratulations, it's done!" ”
"Can it not be done? Who am I? The smart brother crossed Erlang's legs, sat on the bow of the boat, and hummed Jiangnan Minor. (To be continued......)