Section 23 Learning martial arts shows the female body
Jiao'er was forced to be annoyed by the martial arts brother, and this is not something that people are willing to mention, in order to settle his soul and enhance the cost of catching heads, he put forward a request to learn martial arts.
Brother Wugong said modestly on the surface, I am a little disciple of the Shaolin layman, how can I be qualified to be your teacher, and my master has never taught me how to be a teacher! In fact, the martial arts brother is proud in his heart, he also wants to accept this jade-faced head catcher as an apprentice, which is much better than relying on martial arts alone to make a name for himself, you think, once Jiao'er improves his martial arts and establishes meritorious deeds, ask who the teacher is, the fool will not recruit the master of the drama who embroiders the legs, and the fool also knows to borrow the authentic famous teacher to add color to himself!
Brother Wugong is not much different from ordinary people, he is also a good teacher, under Jiao'er's repeated requests, he asked Jiao'er to do two things: one is to dig the wet mud and sand ashore with his bare hands by the beauty stream, and then hold or catch it back; The second is to double the speed of all movements, including walking, eating, drinking, and martial arts.
Brother Wugong's master addiction suddenly came up, he held a branch with leaves, waving, supervising, his mouth was always resting on Jiao'er, urging him to move fast, digging sand, holding sand and grabbing sand to be sufficient, the strength should be great, the rotation of his eyes should be faster than the movement, the faster the better.
Jiao'er was tired and sweaty, and she couldn't breathe, and the martial arts brother swept around him with leaves, and he didn't really fight, but the traditional master-apprentice relationship still played a big role, Jiao'er persevered, endured, and couldn't do it anymore, kneeling on the sand, and begged: "Master, can you take a break?" ”
Brother Wugong also cherishes Jiao'er, with fine skin and tender meat, where can he stand it! However, he pretended to be majestic and inviolable, and stood up, carrying the branches, and pacing in square steps. coughed deliberately, and said slowly: "A hundred years of cultivation, the most important thing is persistence, how can martial arts be obtained overnight?" ”
Before Jiao'er could finish speaking, she made a grimace and sat down. But in the blink of an eye, the water soaked Jiao'er's clothes and pants, and Brother Wugong walked over, lifted his shirt from the hem, and covered his head. Jiao'er desperately pulled her blouse down. Brother Wugong swept Jiao'er's back with leaves: "You will get sick, what are you afraid of?" But Brother Wugong found that Jiao'er was decisive and different, and the complexion on her body was also white and red, delicate as the face of a jade-faced beauty, no wonder there were old men and women, young men and girls, and infatuated men and women who were willing to be fascinated by it and willing to have fun with it temporarily.
Jiao'er shook her head, feeling ashamed.
"Isn't it true that you haven't taken off your essence, and you're scared when you show your body?" Brother Wu Gong asked.
Jiao'er nodded. Gently replied, "Exactly." ”
After Jiao'er pulled down his shirt to cover his upper body, his trouser legs sank into the mud and sand, shook off the mud and sand, and pulled them up. When Brother Wugong saw this, he was very surprised: "Is this a man's leg?" The higher you go, the more exciting it is, and the more uncontrollable it is. ”
Brother Wu Gong turned to leave, running on the bank of Beauty Creek. This ashore. A winding sheep intestine path, with extremely lush weeds and vines spreading across the road on both sides, Brother Wugong seems to be so excited. It is rare to be so upset, and a top martial arts master was defeated by the vines, flew out, and fell into the Beauty Creek, and the water splashed high and high.
Jiao'er looked at the back of the master leaving from time to time, hehe, he disappeared from sight in an instant, this is too fast! Laziness is everyone's nature, but also everyone's inertia, Jiao'er is undergoing the test of hardship, is in the challenge limit stage of martial arts promotion, laziness is even more inseparable, pervasive.
No, he rarely took care of the pile of mud and sand on the shore, walked into the clear spring, lay down in the water, washed his body and dirty clothes, went ashore, and walked away happily, and was rejoicing in the unsupervised moment of relaxation!
But he went ashore, and there was still water dripping on his body, and when he was striding proudly, he looked up, and the master was fluttering in the water not far away, Jiao'er was frightened, and he looked like he was not swimming, as if he was drowning in the water, and he couldn't distinguish the direction, and he was grabbing life-saving straws everywhere!
Jiao'er couldn't say anything, jumped into the stream, strode forward, pulled up the master lying in the water and said, "Stupid, stand up, it's just waist-deep water!" ”
"Which of us is stupid?" Brother Wu Gong smiled and wiped the water droplets from his face, "I'm beautifying myself, you see, the emperor always says that I'm black, but I'm not white?" ”
Jiao'er also poured into the water like a tree stump, learning the way Brother Wu Gong fluttered, splashed water on him with both hands, and then buried his head in the water, rubbing and kneading, after a while, Jiao'er laughed and retaliated against Brother Wugong, pulled him down, and drowned his stomach, and then simply pressed his head into the water.
Brother Wugong struggled, stood up, pushed Jiao'er away, wheezing, coughing, rubbing his eyes, swinging his head, stuffing his fingers into his ears and pulling them out to drain the water, and finally stabilized his feelings, and said luckily: "Fortunately, I am not the most hated master, otherwise, my life will be suspended today, and I will pay the most thorough price for beauty." ”
The master and apprentice were immersed in the water, and the martial arts brother looked flattering, and pleaded: "I am your teacher, why should you repay your teacher?" ”
Jiao'er thought about it, how can men repay each other, it's a big deal to invite you to drink, Jiao'er made a difficulty: "Alas, as the saying goes, one day is a teacher and a teacher is a teacher for life, but I am short of money, so please ask the master to eat a bowl of noodles!" ”
Brother Wugong said with a smile, your advantage is in the body, how can you not know the reason, this is the biggest capital! You don't know how to taste the small noodles for the teacher to eat, maybe when it will be left.
There was a buzzing sound in Jiao'er's mind, he restrained his smile, blushed and his neck was thick, and stared at Brother Wugong strangely, thinking, I have experienced men and women rubbing my oil, I have seen men rubbing women's oil, and I have seen women rubbing men's oil, but I have never seen this kind of thing, crazy!
Brother Wugong walked south and north, how could he not see a little way, he smiled generously and said, "What do you want?" Let me ask you, how did you get your beautiful body? ”
Jiao'er's face did not improve, but she breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, and she was scared to death! He steadied his feelings, and said with a decent thought: "Drink water, drink the water of this beauty stream." ”
Brother Wugong had just fallen for him, and he smiled at Jiao'er suspiciously: "Really? ”
"Drink, drink as much as you can, the more the merrier!" Jiao'er imparted her experience and urged, "You don't even know how to drink water, do you?" Drink it! ”
Brother Wugong drank heavily, and his stomach was round and round, and he touched his stomach with his hand and burped.
"Greedy!" Jiao'er Pi smiled and said, "I forgot to tell the master, although the water of this beauty stream is good, it is not as good as the water of the beauty valley, because it flows out of the beauty valley, washing vegetables, laundry, washing children's cloth diapers, and washing the thatched pit, all the water is ......."
Before Jiao'er's words fell, the poor martial arts brother covered his stomach with his hands, vomiting endlessly, his face was deformed, and the sweat on his forehead was dripping down.
Seeing this, Jiao'er walked over, and smiled when she helped Brother Wugong beat his back: "Master, why are you so excited, you have soiled the water of this beauty stream, sin, sin!" ”
"Such dirty water, you unfilial person, why would you let a good teacher drink it?" Brother Wugong reproached and said, "These three or five days have been eaten in vain, wasted!" ”
"I'm not done yet!" Jiao'er explained, "How can you drink all that dirty water, and it flows away from the muddy stream over there!" ”
"Why are you playing half a talk, you can hurt me as a teacher!" After complaining, Brother Wu Wu said tentatively, "If it's really as you say, I can drink with my belly open!" "Actually, Brother Wugong didn't really drink it, but made a show.
This plot is too attractive, in order to compete for the role of Jiao'er, Xiao Budian, Baihe Fairy and Liyun, who has the name of Xiao Shishi, also pinched each other and refused to give in to each other, and Master Chen made a wish for Xiao Budian, let her play the Jiao'er of childhood, and let Liyun play the princess of the rich man.
This time, Liyun was still unforgiving, complaining that Master Chen favored apprentices and handed over her ugly appearance, but she had indescribable satisfaction in her heart. (To be continued......)