Chapter 953 Black Cat Sheriff Tricks

I have to admit that Fang Ergongzi's brain is not something that ordinary people can understand, and after walking around the West Palace with Fang Yiai for a long time, Li Yi finally couldn't stand it anymore, she pulled Fang Yi's sleeve, stared at the apricot eyes and hummed, "Brother-in-law, what are you talking about, what are you doing here, aren't you talking about tricks, why haven't you moved?" ”

Fang Yiai is still in a hurry, it stands to reason that Song Baiqun should be in the West Palace, why can't he see his figure yet? Touching his chin and thinking about it, Fang Yiai had to say to Li Yi, "Hepu, be patient, do you know how cats catch mice?" Every time, the old cat has to tease the mouse to eat it! ”

Fang Yiai said as if it was the truth, Li Yi and Li Mingda really believed it, especially Li Mingda, she raised her little head and asked very seriously, "Brother Yiai, does the old cat still have this habit?" But can such an old cat catch mice? ”

"If you don't try it, you'll know, come, my son will tell you, and teach you how to pretend to be an old cat!" Fang Yiai put the two little followers together and muttered for a while, in short, what he said was not a good thing, anyway, Song Baiqun was going to be unlucky, he just dreamed that he didn't know what tricks Fang Er Gongzi used.

If you want to rectify Song Baiqun, you must first understand him, fortunately, Fang Yiai knows a lot of secrets of Song Baiqun, Gao E, the chief manager, has a clean sleeve, but this Song Er is not so good, Song Baiqun has used the identity of the steward to reap the benefits over the years, Gu Weichi gossip man said that Song Baiqun also bought a house outside, and raised a little beauty. Sometimes Fang Yiai really doubted whether Song Baiqun had that ability, but the gossip man said that Song Baiqun had that ability, because Song Guan was not thorough enough, so he left a little movement for himself. If you want to kill Song Baiqun, you have to start from here, as long as the surname Song is really not clean, it is a capital crime.

In the West Palace Dressing Courtyard, Song Baiqun is busy, and now there are many things in the palace. In fact, Song Baiqun has been a little restless these days, so that he doesn't even have the intention of leaving the palace, as for why he is restless, then Song Baiqun doesn't dare to say, in short, he knows a little secret that he shouldn't know, the most important thing in the palace is to control himself, don't know what he shouldn't know, but he Song Baiqun made a well-known big mistake.

Sometimes I was worried about what was coming, and as soon as I turned my head, I saw the two princesses, Li Yi and Li Mingda, walking towards him, without thinking too much, Song Baiqun hurriedly stepped forward and saluted, "I've seen the two princesses, I don't know what the princess is doing in the dressing house?" No wonder Song Baiqun wondered, the dressing house is a place where the palace maids make groceries, and it is impossible for those princesses and princes to run here for the rest of their lives.

Li Yi had already been instructed by Fang Yiai, so she pretended to observe the work of the palace maids with her hands behind her back, and after a long while, she beckoned to Song Baiqun, "Steward Song, come here, this princess has recently learned tricks, do you want to take a look?" ”

Song Baiqun dared to say that he didn't want to see it? His Royal Highness Hepu's big eyes looked at him with a look of hope, if he Song Baiqun said nothing, then he wouldn't give His Royal Highness Hepu a face, "It's a small honor to see Her Royal Highness the princess do tricks, just tricks in this place, isn't it a little?" ”

"What's the point of juggling? Okay, all stop, let's watch this princess do tricks, and I'll have to let you judge it in a while! ”

Who doesn't want the palace maids to rest for a while, not only can they rest, but they can also watch the princess play tricks, this good thing is difficult to find with lanterns, so more than 20 palace maids in the courtyard plus three eunuchs are looking for stools to find stools, and those who move Maza move Maza, and after a while, a magnificent sightseeing group is formed.

Clapping his little hands, Li Yi said to Li Mingda, "Little son, come, cooperate with my sister!" After listening to Li Yi's words, Li Mingda quite cooperated and pushed the inexplicable Song Baiqun to the front of the person, Song Baiqun was confused, what do the two princesses want to do?

"Your Royal Highness this princess, what can be the use of a small one?" Song Baiqun asked very sadly, he felt that something was wrong, but it was useless, Her Royal Highness the princess was here, he, the big eunuch, couldn't run, it was too unreasonable.

"Stupid, of course it's useful to let you stand here, this princess's trick is different, it's called some to nothing, and nothing to have!"

Li Yi said that the spittle was flying, a group of female eunuchs in the womb had already pricked up their ears, they could turn what they didn't have, and some of them didn't, this trick is good, can His Royal Highness Hepu still make the Song Guan incident disappear?

didn't make the palace maids and eunuchs wonder for long, Li Yi supported his chin and explained, "This has turned the big living person into nothing, this princess doesn't have that ability, but this princess can make things out of nothing, do you believe it or not?" ”

The palace maids and eunuchs looked at each other for a few moments, and after a while, they shook their heads together, "I don't believe it, Your Highness Hepu, if you can conjure up what you don't have, then you won't be a fairy?" ”

"Hmph, I know you don't believe it, you see, see how this princess does it. You all know what the eunuch lacks, this princess will help Steward Song conjure that thing! ”

Bar, many people were so shocked that their mouths couldn't close, they felt that this His Royal Highness Hepu was too capable of boasting, what did the eunuch lack, didn't he lack the roots of his descendants, that thing was cut off, and it could still be conjured? At this time, many palace maids and eunuchs didn't have the heart to watch it, and Her Royal Highness the princess clearly wanted them to have fun, but because of Hepu's identity, they still had to sit there honestly.

The palace maids and eunuchs didn't believe it, but Song Baiqun was already sweating in his head, and he felt that something was wrong today, and he didn't expect His Royal Highness Hepu to play like this. Li Yi loves to fool around, Song Baiqun knows it, but if he makes such a fuss, it will kill someone. Smash it, smash it, Song Baiqun cried with a broken face, "Your Royal Highness the Princess, can we change the other?" ”

Without hesitation, Li Yi said categorically, "What to change, don't you believe in the magic power of this princess?" Saying that, Li Yi didn't give Song Baiqun a chance to resist, and immediately read the terminology vigorously, Li Yi muttered a bunch of things, but no one else understood. Li Yi sneered in her heart, of course she didn't understand, because she didn't know what she was talking about.

After chattering for a while, Li Yi pointed at Song Baiqun and said loudly, "Change and change, the soil bun becomes a living immortal, the sesame opens the door, wah, wow, wow."

Fang Yiai looked at the black line on the wall, but he didn't expect Li Yi to be so talented in acting, just let her pretend to be a black cat sheriff, this chick even shouted out when Sesame opened the door.

Song Baiqun's face was confused, he didn't know what His Royal Highness Hepu was talking about, that soil bun turned into a living immortal was also required by the spell? Don't care what Song Baiqun thinks, because Li Yan has already finished his work, as soon as the matter is over, Li Yan clapped his hands and wiped the fine sweat on his forehead and opened his mouth and said, "Do you believe it or not, now Steward Song is already a real man." ”

"Uh" The palace maids and eunuchs were speechless for a while, if they can turn the eunuchs into men, then His Royal Highness Hepu will really become a fairy, obviously no one believes Li Yi's words, now Song Baiqun is also a lot calmer, he arched his hand towards Li Yi and smiled bitterly, "His Royal Highness Hepu, let's stop playing, let's change it!" ”

"Fart, how could Princess Ben's spell fail?" After scolding, Li Yan immediately pointed to the other three eunuchs and said, "You, you, the three of you will take Steward Song into the house to check, if the princess's spell fails, I will compensate you for no one hundred yuan." ”

Li Yi is very heroic, but Fang Yi's love almost fell off the wall, this dead girl, and a hundred yuan per person, isn't this money going to be counted on someone's head in his room?

Li Yi's words are still very inflammatory, believe it or not, the palace maids and eunuchs want to check the Song steward, who has an enmity with him, and he can't have a grudge against money.

The three eunuchs stood up and walked towards Steward Song, "Steward Song, see if it's bothering you, the princess has said so, let us check it out!" ”

"You" Song Baiqun's face turned white with fright, if he was checked out, would he still have Song Baiqun's life? Looking at Li Yan's unquestionable gaze, Song Baiqun panicked, pushed away the little eunuch beside him and hurriedly ran out of the courtyard. For a while, the palace maids and eunuchs were stunned, what did Steward Song run, could it be that Steward Song really became a real man?

Li Yi stomped his feet angrily, pointed at a few eunuchs and shouted, "Go and chase Song Baiqun back, hurry up, if you let him run away, this princess will let you brush the thatched house for the rest of your life." ”

Listening to Li Yi's threatening words, Song Baiqun ran faster, there is a way that he knows his own family affairs, whether he is a complete eunuch or not, no one knows better than himself. Don't let others find out, otherwise you will definitely die, and you will even end up with no place to be buried.

Song Baiqun ran very fast, just turned the corner, and was about to run against the wall, but when he raised his eyes, he saw a black shadow, and then his foot seemed to have tripped over something, so Song Baiqun's whole person hit the hard brick wall. Song Baiqun didn't see clearly who was stumbling, and the whole person was unconscious.

Fang Yihobby clapped his hands neatly, dealing with a Song Baiqun is simply trivial, looking at Song Baiqun's reflection, you know that this product must not be a pure eunuch, it's good if it's not pure, this time the death of the surname Song is decided.

After Li Yi ran up panting, he commanded the three eunuchs to drag Song Baiqun to the bamboo forest, "You three check carefully, this princess wants to see if this Song Baiqun is a real eunuch or a fake eunuch, and she still dares to run, she doesn't treat this princess as a black cat sheriff." ”

Fang Yiai's head is big for a while, do you talk like this? didn't wait long, the three little eunuchs ran out of the bamboo forest in a panic, "Her Royal Highness the princess, Steward Song, he is really a man" Some words are difficult for the eunuchs to say, but what does this mean, others can understand, Li Yi is quite calm, but the palace maids cover their mouths and scream.

Li Yi's face was cold, and he shook his fingers and shouted, "Go, those sticks beat the random stick surnamed Song to death, such a bastard can still be the manager!" ”

There was a scream in the bamboo forest, Song Baiqun died in a nest, thinking that he was the second head of the palace but was beaten to death with a stick, and finally thrown into the wilderness. Li Yi only cared about getting angry, but Fang Yiai had to pretend to be a good old man, he put on a face and snorted at the palace maids and eunuchs, "Today's incident will be treated as if it didn't happen, if anyone dares to talk nonsense, this son will let him die worse than Steward Song!" ”

are all mixed in the palace, who doesn't know that the palace is greasy, in short, Steward Song belongs to the scandal in the palace, even if he is killed, it is only a matter in the palace, and it must not be spread outside.

"Don't worry, the little ones will definitely keep their mouths shut!" The palace maids and eunuchs hated Song Baiqun to death, and it was just that this old thing was a fake eunuch, and they were implicated.

killed Song Baiqun, Fang Yiai also breathed a sigh of relief, that is, Fang Yiai didn't know about Song Baiqun's situation of digging him and Yin Yufeng again, if he knew, he would have directly let Song Baiqun die just now, how could he stay alive for so long.

Fang Yiai wanted to go home to accompany his daughter-in-law, but Li Yi and Li Mingda sneaked into the Xuanzheng Hall with him, estimating that Li Yi was already very experienced, and even someone in his room didn't know that there was a small side door in the corner of the Xuanzheng Palace, and Li Yan was very familiar with it.

In the Xuanzheng Palace, Li Shimin kept scratching his head, and there were many folds in front of him, but Li Shimin didn't have the slightest intention to look at it. (To be continued.) )