Chapter 37: The Big Wedding
On this day in late autumn, the streets of Chang'an City are particularly lively, sweeping away the gloom and gloom of the past.
The red rabbit horse has been in the stable since the morning, neighing, because its partner Lu Bu is getting married today, and several servants are almost not kicked to death by the red rabbit horse in order to put a red flower on the red rabbit horse's head.
After the last, the red rabbit horse was unwilling, and reluctantly put on the big red flower, carrying a happy face, and Lu Bu, who also hung a satin red flower on his chest, went to greet him.
The sound of firecrackers rang out from Wenhou Mansion to Situ Mansion, and the festive gongs and drums did not stop, and the soldiers who were trapped in the camp also got rest, and they did not need to be trained to become security guards in Wenhou Mansion.
Wang Yun seemed to be ten years old overnight, with withered white hair, and his face was pale, it seemed that it was caused by excessive blood loss yesterday, and he stood trembling in the cold wind waiting for Lu Bu's arrival, last night, he wanted to get close to Diao Chan several times, but finally gave up, the three maids sent by Lu Bu were too fierce.
"Situ, why haven't you seen you for a day, what's wrong with you?" Lu Bu was startled when he saw Wang Yun's zongzi head wrapped in cotton cloth.
Wang Yun's cheeks twitched, and there was a pain in his heart, and he said bitterly: "Yesterday, I accidentally hit the pillar and crashed like this. ”
Lu Bu suddenly realized and said, "So that's the case, Situ, you are old, you still have to be careful in the future!" ”
Diao Chan, who was dressed as a bride, was recited by the matchmaker, and Lu Bu didn't talk nonsense to Wang Yun, Wang Yun was definitely unwilling to fail the beauty plan, he would definitely come up with any other poisonous schemes, and I just hope that I won't think of me again.
After receiving Diao Chan, Lu Bu rode a red rabbit horse all the way through the city and rushed home.
When he arrived at the door, Lu Bu turned over and dismounted, according to ancient customs, at this time, he needed to carry Diao Chan home, for the strong Lu Bu, what is this! Diao Chan's weak body was attached to Lu Bu's back, and a fragrance came to his nose, Lu Bule's heart was full of joy, Diao Chan, one of the four beauties in ancient times, was my wife, how could she not be happy!
The little otaku in the previous life traveled through the Three Kingdoms, although he hadn't done anything earth-shattering so far, but it was also a beautiful thing to be able to marry Diao Chan first.
When he saw Diao Chan that day, Lu Bu's heart was always faintly uneasy, and he always felt that Dong Zhuo would not covet Diao Chan's beauty just because Lu Bu was his righteous son.
Taking advantage of the darkness, Lu Bu sneaked into Wang Yun's house with his excellent skills, and eavesdropped on the conversation between Wang Yun and Diao Chan.
Diao Chan saw that Lu Bu actually appeared in her boudoir, she was so frightened that she was about to scream, but she was covered by Lu Bu, she thought that Lu Bu saw her during the day, and she was lustful and couldn't hold it down, so she came to find herself at night.
Lu Bu told her softly, don't be afraid, he didn't have any bad intentions, so he told Diao Chan about what he already knew about the beauty tricks of the Dao Dao, and told her that Dong Zhuo is super perverted, and if you are taken away by Dong Zhuo, you will definitely be tortured inhumanely.
Diao Chan didn't want to confuse Dong Zhuo in her heart, but Wang Yun's kindness to her was too great, if she didn't do this, she really didn't know what to do to repay Wang Yun's love.
Seeing that Diao Chan was shaken, Lu Bu told her, since I know Wang Yun's tricks, I will definitely not be fooled, if you are taken away by Dong Zhuo tomorrow, I will not turn against Dong Zhuo, in this case, wouldn't you sacrifice yourself in vain.
Lu Bu further expressed his intentions, and then recalled the love in his previous life and said to Diao Chan, Diao Chan already had a good impression of Lu Bu, so he received this, and besides, the plan had been leaked, so there was no need to put himself on it, so he simply agreed to what Lu Bu said. disguised herself as an ugly girl, which almost frightened Dong Zhuo.
Lu Bu's wedding, whether it is the family or the ministers of the court, they are here, and more importantly, Dong Zhuo is also here.
Song Xian, Wei Xu and other six people also came with the officers of the state department, they haven't seen Lu Bu for a long time, they all miss it very much, and the first thing Hou Cheng said when he came up was: "Big brother, you owe us wine, and you haven't paid it back yet, it hurts the hearts of the brothers too much." ”
Lu Bu naturally ignored him.
Dong Zhuo sat on the main seat with a smile, his face trembled constantly, which really made many people pinch a cold sweat, and when they saw Dian Wei, they were almost stunned, is this guy human?
Dian Wei ignored what these people thought of him, sat at the dinner table with a big grin, ate and drank violently, and scolded God for injustice in his heart! Lu Budu is married for the second time, and he is still a single person, so with this anger, Dian Wei turned his pain into food.
Jia Yu also came, not for anything else, Lu Bu actually really asked Guo Bi for himself, Guo Bi saw that Jia Yu had not made any contribution in the army, although he was curious about Lu Bu's actions, but considering that he and Lu Bu still had a little friendship, he agreed.
Thinking that he would follow Lu Bu in the future, Jia Yu was very unwilling, and even thought about escaping and living in a different place, but Lu Bu said that the military advisor was too attractive, and Jia Yu had to come with a glimmer of hope.
"This son, where is the congratulatory gift?" The steward in charge of the reception was dissatisfied when he saw Jia Yu coming empty-handed.
Jia Yu was already poor, and he didn't have any money to buy any congratulatory gifts, this time he came to eat a big meal, if he bought a congratulatory gift, wouldn't it be a loss, and immediately smiled: "I was invited by you Wen Hou, do you need a congratulatory gift?" ”
It turned out that he was here to eat and drink, the steward thought about it, and then looked at Jia Yu with a poor and sour look, stretched out his hand and said, "Where's the invitation?" ”
"I said, I was invited by Wen Hou, and there is no invitation." Jia Yu said.
"There is a faster at the door, go to the door and line up!" The steward waved his hand impatiently.
This makes Jia Yu angry, the door is for beggars, tell yourself to go, don't you treat yourself as a beggar, Jia Yu is not easy to attack, turn around and leave, you can kill and not be humiliated! (This sentence is from the Song Dynasty)
This scene happened to be seen by Zhang Liao, and he knew that this was the power that Lu Bu had been saying, if he let it go, Lu Bu would definitely go crazy when he turned around, and immediately went up to scold the steward, and then arrested Jia Yu back without smiling.
Why do you want to say catch? Jia Yu was angry, so he naturally didn't want to go in, Zhang Liao saw that he was too strong-tempered, so he simply grabbed Jia Yu's arm and dragged him in directly, and then ordered his subordinates not to let Jia Yu come out, as long as he came out, he would tie me up. When Jia Yu heard this, he trembled and obediently went in.
Lu Bu was worshipping heaven and earth with Diao Chan at this time, Dong Zhuo was sitting on the main seat, and he kept feeling in his heart, why did Lu Bu's taste become like this! For what? For what!
After Jia Yu came in, he saw that most of the tables were full, he frowned, and then looked at his thin little body, he couldn't squeeze in at all. When I was looking for a vacant seat, I found that there was only one person at a table. That person is Dian Wei, who is in the midst of a small universe explosion.
Because Dian Wei looked fierce and vicious, no one wanted to sit with him, Jia Yu didn't see what Dian Wei looked like, although he had already thought that this person was a little unusual, but he still sat on it indifferently.
After seeing Dian Wei's appearance, Jia Yu regretted it, this girl is too ugly, no wonder no one is sitting here, who can watch him eat! Dian Wei has a leg of mutton in one hand and a chicken leg in the other, his mouth is stuffed with countless foods, and he is gobbling it up, and when he sees someone sitting next to him, he is happy in his heart, there are still people who are not afraid of me!
Jia Yu's face did not change, he quietly raised one foot, ready to change places, only to hear Dian Wei slam the table, so frightened that Jia Yu sat back obediently, only to hear Dian Wei say loudly: "Brother, the people here are ugly, and they don't want to sit with me, only you don't dislike me, I'm so moved, come, brother, let's do it!" ”
Dian Wei poured a full bowl of wine for Jia Yu and pushed it in front of Jia Yu, how dare Jia Yu not drink it, he drank a bowl with his brows twisted, Dian Wei was even more happy to see Jia Yu so 'refreshing', thinking that he had met a bosom friend, and quickly added another bowl for Jia Yu.
If you want to talk about the ancients, the literati and the Moshi liked to drink, and the knights of the rivers and lakes also liked to drink, and through wine, even if there was a huge disparity in status between each other, they could become friends.
Jia Yu drank five bowls in a row under the tiger eyes of Dian Wei, and floated directly, and he was not afraid of Dian Wei, the two of them did it directly, and they also guessed boxing (drinking and guessing boxing has existed since ancient times, which can be traced back to the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period)
The people around were amazed, it was amazing that this 'red-faced' scholar could get together with such a fierce person!