Chapter 22: If you eat saliva, you will get pregnant

"Is it really that delicious?" Seeing that Meng Yan was eating a Huanshi, Guo Yue was also a little confused.

To say that every time he comes, he never wants to be sour and vinegar, and every time he sees others eating sour vinegar, he feels weird.

"Brother Guo, there is still a plate here, can you try it too?" Meng Yan handed over a plate of Shanxi old vinegar and said.

Guo Yue gently tapped a little with chopsticks and put it on his tongue.

"Oops, it's sour......"

"Haha......" Seeing this, Meng Yan immediately laughed.

"Water, I want to drink water!" Guo Yue's face was furrowed, and he kept spitting out.

"Let's have a sip of soup!" Meng Yan hurriedly served him a bowl of mutton soup and handed it over.

"Goo Dong ......" Guo Yue picked up the bowl and drank it in two sips.

"This seems to be my bowl ......" Meng Yan was stunned, he was quick for a while, and actually used his own bowl to give Guo Yuesheng soup.

"Ahh Guo Yue's face suddenly turned red like a ripe apple, and the red crescent moon birthmark became as bright as blood, like a blood moon.

"Brother Guo, you won't dislike me, will you?"

"No, no, how could I!" Guo Yue pretended to wave his hand generously, but his eyes did not dare to look at Meng Yan.

"I don't know if Brother Guo Xian has heard that if this woman eats a man's saliva, she will get pregnant!" Meng Yan pretended to be a deep way.

"What, will be pregnant!" Guo Yue suddenly screamed like a fried hedgehog.

This loss is in the box, otherwise it would have to scare others.

"Brother Guo, why are you so excited?" Meng Yanqiang held back a smile and asked with a surprised expression.

"No, it's nothing, I've just never heard of it, don't men and women have to have children after they enter the cave house?" Guo Yue asked with a red face.

"Yes, enter the cave room and drink a glass of wine!"

"This, Brother Meng hasn't married yet, right?" Guo Yue Ai Ai asked.

"No, Brother Guo, what about you?"

"Neither do I." Guo Yue said, "I don't know if Brother Meng has a favorite woman?" ”

"I, a poor ** silk, without a piece of tile to cover my body, how can any girl be willing to marry me, but I am alone now, but I am also free, come, let's have a drink!" Meng Yan Road.

"**Silk?"

"That's what it means to be a poor bastard!" Meng Yan hurriedly explained.

"Actually, I ......"

Meng Yan raised his glass and said, "Come, Brother Guo, a toast to our first acquaintance?" ”

"!"

"Where else do you want to see Brother Meng in the afternoon?" After three or two glasses of wine, Guo Yue's conversation box opened.

"I'm going to go to Huimin Pharmacy to buy some medicinal herbs!" Meng Yan Road.

"Buying medicine?"

"Well, there are still some old wounds on my body, I have to take medicine to eradicate them!" Meng Yan explained.

"I see." Guo Yue nodded.

The more the two chatted, the more enthusiastic they became, everyone was a martial arts practitioner, and they had a lot of common topics, and they soon became brothers.

Meng Yan is from modern times, every time he speaks amazingly, but it contains the truth, Guo Yue's eyes are shining when he listens, if it weren't for the fact that he was eating, maybe he would find a place to roll up his sleeves and have a discussion.

Both of them have the intention of hating each other, so they almost insert incense, burn yellow paper, and kowtow to worship their brothers.

After a full meal of wine.

"Little Er, check out!"

"Thank you, Chenghui three hundred and twenty Wen!" Xiao Er walked in and said with a smile.

"Wait, I'll get you the money!" Guo Yue stood up, his eyes were a little confused, and he reached out and took it into his arms.

Meng Yan had already handed over the prepared broken silver at this time: "Little second brother, there is no need to look for more." ”

"Wait, I obviously said that I invited you to dinner, how can I make you pay for it?" Guo Yue did not follow the Tao.

"You dig it, I dig it is not the same?" Meng Yan said with a smile.

"Brother Meng is interesting, I'll be friends with you!" Guo Yue smiled and reached out to hammer Meng Yan's shoulder socket.

"We're already friends!"

"Brother Guo Xian, how is it, do you want me to help you?" Seeing that Guo Yue was walking a little unsteadily, Meng Yan kindly asked.

"It's okay, this little wine is a little bit for me, I can still drink it!" Guo Yue stretched out his hand and pushed away Meng Yan's support.

"Brother Guo Xian, why don't you take a break, anyway, I'm not in a hurry to go to the pharmacy?"

"No, I'm not drunk, let's go!" Guo Yue pulled Meng Yan and walked downstairs.

Meng Yan saw that he was really a little drunk, so he hurriedly stepped forward and hugged him, and went down with him.

At this time, the diners downstairs were almost gone, and a few who didn't leave saw Meng Yan hugging Guo Yue down, one with wide eyes, as if he saw a monster.

"Guo, Guo ......"

"What are you seeing, haven't you seen anyone drunk?" Meng Yan glared back directly.

Xiao Er and the shopkeeper also have a petrified feeling.

"Shopkeeper, check out!"

"You don't have to give it, I'll ask for today's meal money!" The shopkeeper looked dull and said stupidly.

"Really, fake?" The diners were taken aback when they heard this, is this still the stingy shopkeeper?

Hula, a gust of wind, the diners on the first floor who haven't finished eating are all gone!

"You guys, you haven't paid yet......"

"It's really interesting, I haven't been back for ten years, and the changes in the capital are really big!" Meng Yan said with some surprise when he saw this scene.

"That's how strange you are!" Guo Yue's head was next to Meng Yan's shoulder, his arm waved, and he smiled.

Meng Yan lowered his head slightly, and suddenly saw the sour meaning flashing in Guo Yue's eyes, and felt a trace of pity for no reason.

Because of this birthmark, how much mental pressure should this girl bear, I don't know what her relationship is with Guo Nu?

There are many kinds of birthmarks, and if it were a later generation, there would still be many treatments, but in this era, the means of treatment are very limited.

However, if the condition is not very severe, the effect of Chinese medicine should be very good.

Of course, this kind of disease brought out of the mother's womb must be completely cured, and to be honest, Hua Tuo may not be able to do it while he is alive.

A closer look at Guo Yue's birthmark showed that the color was not very dark, pink in color, and it showed an irregular tumor, which should be a skin tissue lesion caused by a hemangioma.

If it is pigmentation, it is a bit troublesome to treat.

Since it was caused by tissue lesions, the disease was cured, and the birthmark naturally disappeared.

Meng Yan knows some treatment methods, but he is not an expert in skin diseases, and even if he can treat it, I am afraid that he will not dare to start lightly.

It's on the face, but if it's somewhere else, you can give it a try.

As soon as the cold wind blew, Guo Yue sobered up a lot, and found that he was actually with Meng Yan in an extremely intimate posture, so frightened that he hurriedly pushed him.

"You, why are you holding me...... What do you want to do? ”

"Brother Guo Xian, you drank too much, I'm just supporting you, are you okay?"

"I'm fine, I don't need your help, I can walk ...... by myself"

"Brother Guo Xian, I'm going to get a carriage, let's go back to Nanya, right?" Meng Yan said, Guo Yue did drink a little too much.

In fact, if he hadn't bracked himself up, he wouldn't have drunk like this.

"Go back to Nanya, don't you go back, aren't you going to Huimin Pharmacy, let's go to the pharmacy?" Guo Yue still remembered what Meng Yan had said.

"You look like this, let's go back to Nanya to rest, I can go to the pharmacy by myself, it's not that I don't know?"

"No, mine follows you, don't you want to leave me alone, run away secretly!"

"I'm not running, and I don't have anywhere to go right now?"

"No, I have to follow you......"

Meng Yan shook his head and smiled, walked over, hugged Guo Yue directly, and carried him all the way forward regardless of the different eyes of the people around him.

"Meng Yan, you let go of me......" Guo Yue was shocked, he never thought that Meng Yan would suddenly come to this hand.

"Send this Guo Gongzi to Jinyi Wei Nanya, this is the car money!"

"Meng Yan, what are you doing, don't want to leave me alone......" Guo Yue angrily poked his head out of the window of the carriage.

"Thank you, Childe, for giving a lot!" The coachman said excitedly.

"Much, it's a reward for you!" Meng Yan warned, "You remember for me, you have to deliver the people in the car to me safely, otherwise, the consequences are not something you can bear." ”

"The villain understands, Childe, please rest assured!" The coachman nodded nervously, who dares to offend the people of Jinyiwei in these years, isn't that the birthday boy hanged himself, and his idle life is long?

"Drive!"

Looking at the carriage in the distance, Meng Yan thought thoughtfully, in fact, he didn't stop Guo Yue from drinking with him, and he also had a hint of wanting to get her drunk, and there were many things in the future, he didn't want Guo Yue to see.

"Childe!"

"Keep up with that carriage, after the people in the carriage arrive safely, don't worry about anything, go straight back!" Meng Yan commanded in a low voice.

"Understood, Childe!" The visitor nodded slightly and quickly followed.

After changing his suit, he got into a carriage with Jiang Feng and Shen Cong, who came to the round, left Xuanwu Street, and headed towards the most prosperous Chang'an Street.