"The apprentice was thinking just now, maybe the master is the only master in this world who has touched the female apprentice's blasphemy/clothes!"

Feng Yuan was even more angry when he said this, his reputation outside has always been very good, if others knew that he was so embarrassed, it was estimated that he would have to laugh at him for 10,000 years with this matter.

Feng Yuan narrowed his eyes and pouted in displeasure, "Yan sù point." If you laugh again, the teacher won't care about you and won't help you find a skirt to wear. ”

The fox was stunned and hurriedly begged for mercy, "Master, don't be angry, the apprentice is just teasing you, then the master continues to look for it, and the apprentice doesn't laugh." ”

Feng Yuan secretly thought "This is about the same", and then continued to devote himself to the cause of helping the apprentice find a skirt.

Feng Yuan flipped through it again, and suddenly saw a stack of white clothes, he didn't care if he was looking for a skirt, and asked curiously, "This feels good, what is this?" Is it also a small dress? ”

The fox was forced to hold back a smile and asked him seriously, "Does Master really want to know what this is?" ”

Feng Yuan didn't answer, but since he asked, he definitely wanted to know.

The fox thought for a moment and said funny, "This is the creed. ”

She expected that Feng Yuan would definitely not know what this creed was for, so she added, "The so-called creed is what women wear in their pants when they come to menstruation. ”

The woman wants to have a menstrual affair every month, Feng Yuan naturally knows, but thinking that she actually took the woman's creed in person, she suddenly felt that she was the rhythm of death.

He threw the creed back into the box in disgust and pouted, "Uh-huh, that's disgusting. Although the teacher doesn't know much about your women, he also knows that in some places in the world, women have the custom of burying these clothes in the pit and burning them. ”

The pain in Bolinggai was relieved a lot, so the fox hugged the quilt in a daze, jumped back on the bed, and said lazily, "I didn't expect Master to be so superstitious." Those places do that because they think it's unlucky, but they don't think so. Once a month, the letter is to help the woman get rid of the dirt in her body, which is good for the body, and it is naturally an auspicious thing. ”

Feng Yuan had always known that the fox had strange thoughts, but she didn't expect her to have such a strange opinion on this matter, and suddenly felt that it was actually good to have such a different apprentice by her side, at least it wasn't so boring.

When Feng Yuan went to the bottom again, he finally found the last ankle-length white skirt.

"Is it this?" Beads of sweat were rolling on his forehead, as if he had done a very laborious job.

"En, that's it, Master has finally found it, it's really not easy."

The fox was dumb and wanted to praise him.

Feng Yuan raised his legs, "Okay, since the clothes are all found for you, then the apprentice should hurry up and put them on, and the teacher will go back first." ”

"Oh, Master is leaving, thank you Master."

Feng Yuan hummed and left, when he arrived in his palace, he pinched his fingers, and remembered in hindsight that he went to the fox room, not specifically to help her find clothes!

After that, the fox was dumbfounded and learned that Feng Yuan asked her to go to his room to report from tomorrow.

There is only one question about this marginal rule, isn't Yin Shi just three to five o'clock in the morning in modern times, and he called her over at this point, did he want to invite her to go and sleep with him?

Although it was full of questions, the next day when it was still dark, the fox got up in a daze and knocked on Feng Yuan's door directly.

Feng Yuan has also risen, and today he is wearing a pure white robe, which is very casual.

The fox sat down by the clouds, yawned and asked, "Master, you let me come so early, you can tell me anything quickly, and I will sleep well after speaking!" ”

After saying that, most of her body simply lay directly on the table, it was too sleepy. She hadn't gotten up so early in thousands of years.

Feng Yuan rubbed his eyebrows, he really had nothing to do, so he would let her appear in front of him so early and make his heart trouble.

He turned around and took a book from the shelf behind him, threw it heavily in front of her, and said, "You read this book first!" ”

The fox's dazed eardrums were almost shattered by the sound of smashing the book, and she suddenly lost her sleepiness, she got up from the table, pushed the book to the ground angrily and said, "Master, you were a marginal state in your last life!" How can anyone call someone over early in the morning and let them read?! ”

Feng Yuan enslaved his mouth, and he didn't move, but he just stepped forward, bent down to pick up the book, patted the ash on it, glanced at her lightly, and said, "It's okay if you don't want to see it, seeing that you are so angry, it's better to go to the edge of the cliff and run a thousand laps, blow the wind, calm down and talk about it!" ”

After speaking, Feng Yuan turned around directly, intending to put the book back on the shelf.

At this time, he found that his left leg seemed to be grabbed by something, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move even a minute.

"Huh?" He looked down curiously.

only to find that the force that dragged him turned out to be a fox in a daze.

The fox thought that it was more cost-effective to read comfortably indoors than to go to the cliff to blow the wind, so at the moment when Feng Yuan turned around, she squatted down directly at a lightning speed, hugged Feng Yuan's thigh and said, "Master, the apprentice is wrong." Whatever you say is what you say, and you won't talk back again! ”

Feng Yuan tugged at the corners of her mouth with satisfaction, reached out and touched the top of her head and said with relief, "Well, well, it's really a good apprentice for the teacher." ”

The fox gritted his teeth, Nima, this is really the rhythm of a slap and a jujube to eat.

But in the next second, she raised her head, met his eyes, and winked at him obediently, "Of course, the main thing is that the master taught well." ”

After saying this, the fox vomited in a daze, and it was only limited to imagination.

"Since you have chosen to read here, let's take a good look. After a month, you will memorize this book, and then come to the teacher for a new one. ”

"What??" The fox stared at him with blank eyes, "Don't just look at it, but in a month, do you still want to memorize the whole book?" ”

"En" Feng Yuan nodded expressionlessly, and then added coldly, "Otherwise, what do you think the teacher called you over so early!" The teacher has already helped you roughly calculate, this book has a total of more than 300 pages, if you work hard enough, memorize about ten pages a day, and you can almost finish the whole book in a month. ”

The corners of the fox's dumbfounded mouth twitched unconsciously, and he said, "What? I memorize 10 pages a day???? ”

Feng Yuan nodded sincerely again, "Well, and even if you don't get sick, but I see that your body is quite weak, so let's do it, in order to ensure that you can memorize it within a month, I will go and ask Bilu to add a bowl of healthy decoction to every meal in the future." ”

The fox is stupid and fried again!!

She slapped the table and shouted, "Nima, did people deliberately want to get sick before?!" In order to achieve the daily endorsement progress, he even asked people to take tonic medicine all at once, is there such a supplement? If something goes wrong, you're responsible?! ”

Feng Yuan was stunned for a moment, then scratched his ears and said, "I'm afraid of taking medicine, so I just said it, why are you trying to mess around?!" If you don't want to eat it, then it's better not to eat it, what are you doing talking so loudly! ”

The fox didn't show weakness, straightened his chest and said, "Who said I'm afraid of taking medicine?" Which eye did you see that I was afraid to take medicine? ”

Feng Yuan touched his chin and lifted the corners of his mouth and said, "Two days ago, when I went to see you, once you happened to be taking medicine, and you squirted out the whole medicine during the first sip?!" Isn't it just that I'm afraid of taking medicine? ”

The fox rolled his eyes and said, "That's because the water is too hot, right?!" ”

"Oh, so that's the case," Feng Yuan replied, but the fox was stunned to find that he glanced at her meaninglessly, obviously perfunctory to her, and didn't believe her at all.

The fox rubbed his aching nerves helplessly, forget it, the master is forever immersed in his own world, and it doesn't make sense to talk to him, instead of trying to smear and blacken, it's better to leave some saliva and taste it slowly.

After that, the fox began to slowly endorse the road.

She flipped through the thick book at random, glanced at it roughly, and found that there were no illustrations in it, which meant that there was no muddy water to touch at all, so she could only memorize it down, and the more she thought about it, the more depressed she became.

So, the fox raised his head and said to Feng Yuan, who was lighting sandalwood, "Master, people have something to discuss with you!" ”

Feng Yuan frowned, he didn't expect his apprentice to be polite, he replied to her, "You just have to say it." ”

"Well, that-" Fox squeezed his fingers and raised his voice, "Actually, what people want to tell you is, can you memorize a little less in a day?!" Or is it to extend the one-month period to two months? ”

The fox was full of longing, thinking that her master was still quite gentle after all, and he was not cold and violent, but he ushered in a look of disgust, Feng Yuan replied to her coldly, "Isn't it the same meaning to memorize a little less a day and extend the deadline?" Boy slap me! ”

The fox still didn't give up, and said with a dog-legged face, "Then what does Master mean-okay?!" ”

Feng Yuan swept over with a roll of his eyes, "Think beautiful!" This chicken should all crow, if it is in vain, it stands to reason that a small paragraph should have been memorized, and if you don't step up now, today's ten-page task will not be completed! ”

The fox bowed his head and said to himself, "It's just right that I can't finish reciting." ”

Feng Yuan seemed to hear what she said, and swept over coldly, "If you can't finish it today, you won't be allowed to eat dinner!" ”

"Huh? Don't—"

Feng Yuan snorted, "You are not allowed to return your mouth, if you talk back, you won't even have breakfast!" ”

The fox glared at Feng Yuan fiercely, although he didn't speak again, he had already scolded him in his heart.

Death phoenix wish, true edge!

…… Go to bed.