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Chapter 55 I Hate the King of Chu

"My teeth."

"My teeth."

The screams came one after another, and many people spat out sand from their mouths, all with painful faces.

Gao Lishi saw it in his eyes, cracked the corners of his mouth, glanced at Li Longji, and secretly said in his heart: "King Chu is really ruthless!" ”

"King Chu, these cakes mixed with sand should be used as military law, and please ask the king of Chu to march the law."

"That's right! They must have embezzled, King Chu, this matter must not be forgiven. ”

The soldiers were all angry and complained to Li Longji.

"Poof." Gao Lishi saw it in his eyes, couldn't hold back it anymore, laughed out loud, and said secretly: "This is what the King of Chu meant, you complain to the King of Chu, this is too short-sighted." ”

"I will teach you that this is what this king means." Li Longji said with a smile on his face.

"What? Extremely? Extremely? The soldiers were shocked, and they had the expressions of seeing the old sow go up the tree.

Li Longji is very good to them, he doesn't have the shelf of the emperor and grandson, and he has a pleasant face, who would have thought that this was what Li Longji meant, and they thought that something was wrong with their ears.

"Did I hear me right?"

"It must have been that I trained too much, and I had a problem with my ears and couldn't hear clearly."

"That's right. How could the king of Chu do such a thing. ”

The soldiers heard it clearly, but they couldn't believe it.

"You heard it right, that's what the king meant." Li Longji nodded and affirmed again.

"King Chu, how can you do such a thing? You're deducting military rations. ”

"King Chu, you can't do this?"

The shock on the faces of the soldiers did not subside, and they shouted.

"You should thank this king......" Li Longji raised his eyebrows and said in a deep voice.

"Thank you? You have given us sand, and we still have to thank you, is that reasonable? ”

"That's right. The king of Chu is obviously deducting military rations, and it is really crooked that he wants us to thank him. ”

A shout rang out, and everyone was angry.

Whoever encounters this kind of thing is angry.

“…… The king did not let you forage for food, but if you still have bread to eat, you have to thank the king. Li Longji's voice turned higher and said: "When you go to the battlefield, sometimes you can't eat for a few days, and at that time, you have to dig up grass roots and peel tree bark, which is much worse than this." You can't even stand this, and you don't deserve to be the king's guard. ”

"Wouldn't it? Is it that miserable? ”

"I don't believe it."

These people have never been on the battlefield, they don't know much about things on the battlefield, and they don't believe Li Longji's words very much.

"I didn't tell you, I was lucky to have grass roots and tree bark to eat, and it was good that I didn't ask you to eat human flesh." Zhang Xiaofei's eyes widened, and he shouted at the top of his throat, like thunder.

"Cannibalism?" The soldiers swallowed their saliva with difficulty, and they didn't dare to say it anymore.

They know Zhang Xiaofei well, he was born in a thousand horses and has experienced a hundred battles, he will definitely not be false when he says this, so he has to believe it.

"King Chu, then give us a little water, okay?"

"That's right. The cake is so cold that it tastes like swallowing ice cubes, and a little hot water is much better. ”

Stunned, someone cautiously requested.

"There's a river outside the city, you can go there and drink." Li Longji's answer was cold and ruthless.

"Ugh." There was a grinding sound from the mouths of the soldiers.

took a look at Li Longji, and saw that Li Longji didn't mean to laugh, so they had to shut up one by one.

"It doesn't matter if you don't have water to drink, isn't it snow? Let's eat the snow. "Someone's brain spins so fast that they bend down to catch snow and eat.

"yes, isn't there snow?" The soldiers rejoiced.

"Wait a minute." Li Longji flew off his horse and came to a soldier who was catching snow, and stepped on a few feet in the place where the soldier had caught, and a few black and dirty footprints appeared.

"You ......" the soldier stammered, his face shocked.

"Phew! Bah! That's not all, Li Longji spat a few more mouthfuls of saliva here, and said, "Okay, you can catch the snow here and eat it." This king sues you that you can only catch the snow here to eat, and those who violate it will be engaged in military law! ”

"......" Not only was this soldier so shocked that he couldn't speak, but all the soldiers looked like they didn't know Li Longji.

In their impression, Li Longji has no other problems except being strict. Where would they have imagined that Li Longji, who they wanted to get close to, was as terrible as the devil. It was hard to believe that he would ask the soldiers to eat his big footprints and saliva.

If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they wouldn't have believed it if they had been killed.

"Don't listen to him, you can't eat here, just change the place." Some soldiers did not believe in evil and bent down to catch the snow balls.

"Smack!" With the crisp sound of the whip, the whip in Zhang Xiaofei's hand was drawn like a poisonous snake, and a blood mark appeared on the soldier's wrist.

"Just eat like this, don't try to find water to drink." Zhang Xiaofei's face was gloomy, and with his appearance like Zhang Fei, like a demon king, he roared: "When you get to the battlefield, sometimes you want to drink water, that's a luxury." What if you don't have water to drink? Drink pee! That's right, just drink urine! If you want to drink, drink urine. I'm embarrassed to lie myself, I can help you with this! ”

The roar, like thunder, shocked these soldiers for a moment, and they were all dumbfounded.

"Have you ever drunk?" A soldier asked tentatively.

"Human urine, horse urine, all drunk." Zhang Xiaofei held his head high and said, as if drinking urine was not a shameful thing, but a glorious thing.

"Gross." Someone retched.

"On the battlefield, I haven't even drunk urine, I don't deserve to be called elite!" Zhang Xiaofei's answer was ruthless.

The "......" soldiers were completely shocked.

"They were not hungry, but they took the bread." Li Longji said in a deep voice.

Colliers answered, and he was about to come to collect the bread.

"Mo! Mo! We eat! The soldiers were frightened, so they gritted their teeth and ate the bread with difficulty.

In this way, they were cleaned up by Li Longji in a different way, and ten days passed in a blink of an eye, and they became numb and obedient to Li Longji.

On this day, the soldiers gathered together, and Chen Xuanli was full of smiles and cordial.

"It's definitely not going to be good."

"That's right, whenever they have a smile on their face, it's when we're unlucky."

For Chen Xuanli and them, the soldiers have figured it out, and there is no good bird, looking at Chen Xuanli's amiable smile in his eyes, his heart sinks straight down.

"Do you know why I am so happy?" Chen Xuan had more smiles on his face, and he raised his throat and asked loudly.

"That's because now you don't have to suffer, you don't have to be cold, you don't have to be tired like a dead dog." Chen Xuanli didn't wait for them to ask, he asked and answered himself, and said, "The King of Chu has a treat today, please eat something delicious." ”

"Really?"

"You're not lying, are you?"

"Can you believe him?"

The soldiers were questioning.

"It's true! The King of Chu invites you to eat delicacies from the mountains and seas! Chen Xuanli nodded heavily, with a determined face.

In this way, the soldiers did not dare to disbelieve, they were very happy, and shouted in unison: "I'll just say, the king of Chu loves soldiers like a son, how can he not cherish us." We have suffered so much these days, he wants us to rest and have a good meal, long live the King of Chu! ”

"Long live the King of Chu!"

The soldiers cheered in unison.

Chen Xuanli took them to Li Longji's residence, and smelled the smell of meat from a distance.

When I looked closely, I saw that firewood had been set up in front of Li Longji's residence, and he was roasting mutton, the mutton was golden and fragrant, which made people drool.

Moreover, there are several jars of fine wine neatly arranged.

"Really invite us to eat meat and drink wine!" The soldiers were completely relieved, and the smiles on their faces were layered layer after layer, and their good impression of Li Longji doubled.

"I've seen the King of Chu!" The soldiers were busy saluting Li Longji, and they were very cordial, as if they had seen their ancestors.

"These days, let you suffer from the cold, this king is very reluctant to go, and he thinks twice, it is better to let you rest for a day and take a breath. One piece and one relaxation, the way of civil and martial arts. Li Longji nodded, the smile on his face was kind, and said, "This king invites you to eat meat and delicacies from the mountains and seas today!" ”

"Delicacies of the mountains and seas!" Quite a few people swallowed their saliva wildly.

"Come on!" Li Longji waved his right hand, and the atmosphere was extraordinary.

"Come on." The soldiers cheered in unison, with a happy face.

I saw a group of soldiers carrying cages, carrying boxes, and putting them on the ground.

The cage was covered with a cloth, so I couldn't see what was good in it; The box is also covered, so naturally it is not clear to see. The soldiers looked forward to it, their eyes widened, and they said, "It must be the delicacies of the mountains and the sea!" ”

"Let's have a seat!" Li Longji nodded.

Immediately, a soldier stepped forward and uncovered the cloth, revealing the "delicious" in the cage.

There is nothing delicious in the cage, it is a mouse, it is so cold that it is shivering, and it is almost frozen to death.

The box opened, and there were snakes inside, frozen like popsicles. And earthworms that are unappetizing.

"King Chu, you're not going to let us eat these, are you?" Some soldiers had a bad premonition.

"You're so smart, you're right." Li Longji nodded, with a smile on his face, and praised: "This king has clear rewards and punishments, you guessed right, you can't help but reward." Well, you'll be the first to come. ”

"I ......" The soldier smacked his ears hard, what a mouth.

"King Chu, can you not do this?" The soldier's face was dejected.

"Yes." Li Longji nodded very happily and said, "As long as you defeat any of them, not only do you not have to eat these, but you can also eat roast mutton and fine wine." ”

Chen Xuanli, Xue Zhi, Su Fan, Li Kuan, Zhang Xiaofei, and Pei Xiaoke pointed at them.

Chen Xuanli and they hugged their hands in front of their chests, and stood in a hurry, wanting to stand or not, not at all like a thousand horses, but like a little hooligan who wanted to fight, with a look of anticipation, and said: "Come on!" Come on! I haven't beaten anyone for a long time, and I'm a little rusty, so you must be right to choose me. ”

"Ugh." The soldier's mouth grinded his teeth, and his face was ashen.

These are all from Qianqi, even if he hasn't beaten anyone for three or five years, he can't beat him.

"King Chu, is there anyone else to choose from?" The soldier was about to cry.

"Yes. Ben King. Li Longji said very happily: "You really have no one to choose from, just choose this king." ”

"Really?" This soldier looked at Li Longji, and then looked at Chen Xuanli and them, only Li Longji was the most deceitful, and hesitated: "King Chu, I am bigger than you, and I can't win martial arts." ”

"Victory or not?" Chen Xuanli and the others looked at this soldier with some pity.

Li Longji can kill Abdullah, but he can't clean up your rookie eggs?

What does it mean for the ignorant to be fearless, this is it!

"It's fine. If you hit the king with a punch, a pound of meat and a pound of wine. The more you hit, the more meat you drink. Li Longji said very generously.

"Really?" One punch will have a pound of meat and a pound of wine, if you punch a few more punches, you will still be worried about not having a good life? The soldiers' eyes lit up, and they looked at Li Longji like hunters looking at their prey.

However, after only a moment, their eyes were full of awe when they looked at Li Longji, because there was a soldier lying on the ground who couldn't get up.

Li Longji's hands were still in his sleeves, but he just kicked twice, and this happy soldier became a dead dog.

Under Li Longji's high pressure, they had to ......

"I hate King Chu!"

"I hate King Chu to death!"

"He's a demon king! This hard life is a long time. ”

Grumbling can be heard at any time.