146. Draw a big king
Sitting down at the table, he poured a cup of tea into the inkstone and grinded it.
From time to time, he turned his head to look at Baili Desert lying on the ground.
A perfect smile appeared on his face, and his eyebrows were all stretched, like a flower bud blooming in an instant.
After grinding the ink, he picked up the brush on the side and lightly dipped it in ink.
He walked towards Baili Mo, squatted down, stretched out his hand and patted his handsome face.
Next, with a stroke of the spicy pen, he put two crosses on the cheeks, and then decisively drew a turtle on his forehead that was peeing with one foot up, and wrote the two big characters "Wang Ba" on his back.
Then she drew a series of small droplets, that is, Wang Ba's urine, and spread only his sexy lips drop by drop, and then she painted his crimson lips black by the way. The two hands moved together, and his thin lips were immediately pulled open.
It was just pulled away, and a lewd cry of "mmmmmmmm
Then, with a stroke of the pen, it struck him in the chest.
With a stroke of the pen, he drew a big Wang Ba again, squinted and thought for a while, picked up the pen again, and brought up a poem by the way.
I'm a big beautiful man, and I specialize in eating big kings.
Wang Ba is so delicious that he drinks it with urine.
King Eight, King Eight, King Eight,
I change, I change, I change.
I'm going to abandon a beautiful man and be the eighth king.
After writing, Jun Feiyan couldn't help but cover her lips and snicker, picked up the pen and threw it at him.
Suddenly a miracle happened, and the pen arced through the air and shot straight into his mouth.
Jun Feiyan was stunned, and the next moment burst into thunderous laughter.
After getting dressed, he clapped his hands, never looked at him again, and kicked the door open completely, letting the sunlight outside shine in completely.
Turn around and walk away.
When a white shadow sensed the location of the incident, the person was gone, leaving only a naked man lying there with a constant screaming in his mouth.
He was unconscious, and his body was painted with strange degeneration.
When Uncle Six Emperor looked at it, he saw the pattern on his body clearly, and couldn't help laughing.
This bad girl is really uneasy, she causes trouble for him everywhere, and when he wakes up, his face must be green.
He really wanted to see how angry he looked.
However, where did this girl run back again?
Turned around, brushed the correction, and walked out.
Only left, in mid-air, a touch of flying clothes.
Jun Feiyan returned to her dean again, opened the door, and walked in.
As soon as the man in the dress heard the footsteps, he opened his eyes excitedly, and there was a pitiful look in his eyes.
Jun Feiyan glanced at him, walked to the table, poured a cup of tea, sniffed on the tip of his nose, and then drank it.
Seeing that his sister ignored him, Jun Linfeng suddenly became angry, and almost turned his mouth dirty again, thinking of his current situation, he could only swallow his saliva and prayed aggrievedly, "Sister, I'm so hungry, give me something to eat." ”
His big eyes blinked, and his long eyelashes fluttered like rain butterflies.
Jun Feiyan raised his hand and threw the cup in his hand on the ground, with a weird smile on his face, "What's the matter, your eyes are twitching?" What blinking, your eyes are already enough, your eyelashes are long enough, if you want to be big, my sister can help you and help you smash out the panda eyes. ”
Walk to the side of the bed and look down on King's Landing from a high vantage point.
Jun Linfeng was suddenly frightened, bit his lower lip, and said in a cute accent, "Sister, that bad guy bullied Linfeng and didn't give Linfeng food, did you even abuse Linfeng?" ”
That pitiful appearance made Jun Feiyan dazzled, and she couldn't help blurting out, "It's too late for my sister to hurt you, you wait, my sister will go and get you food." ”
Quickly turned around, and interrupted the jaw.
Suddenly realizing something, the distressed expression on his face was contained, and he changed to a dark smile again.
Turning his head, he just caught the smile that King's Landing had too little time to hide.
"Sister, why did you come back?" He immediately put away his smile and looked at her desolately, "Sister, Linfeng is hungry." ”
Jun Feiyan grinned, looking straight at him, a little calculating.
"It's okay to eat, but you promise me to see it."
He was suddenly struck by thunder, and his mouth was fighting for the boss, isn't his sister stupid? How could he guess what he was thinking, and calculate him.
What to do, whether to agree or not to agree, the reason she put forward must be non-divided, if he agrees, he will never want to turn over.
But if he doesn't agree, he will really starve to death here today.
Woo woo woo, his sister is a cunning fox who specializes in bullying him. In order not to starve to death, he can only betray his morality.
His throat slipped, countless saliva swallowed, and he nodded his head a little pound.
"Talk, I don't look at body language, that's not practical......" She looked arrogant and began to play with the nails in her hands.
King's Landing frowned, and moved his lips helplessly, "Okay." ”
"Be louder, my sister can't hear me, you're a man, how can you talk like a girl, so light, who to listen to."
King's Landing wanted to cry without tears, bit his lip, and roared, "Okay." ”
Jun Feiyan nodded with satisfaction, "Then let me tell you, the key points you have to obey in the future, first, you can't scold your sister for being stupid, even if your sister is wrong, you have to say that you are wrong, and I am only allowed to scold you." Got it? ”
Shameless, King's Landing thought silently, but when he received her unkind gaze, he nodded quickly.
"Second, what the sister wants to do, the younger brother can't interfere with, and what the younger brother wants to do, if the sister says can't do it, then you can't do it."
, this is a restriction on personal freedom, and King's Landing almost got up. But I still endured it.
"Thirdly, if you violate one of the rules of the appeal, you will be punished by Miss Ben. Spanking. ”
Hong Yanyan's lips turned up, and a flying kiss flew and smashed into King's Landing, "My dear brother, do you understand?" ”
King's Landing was suddenly petrified, you said that it was easy for him to eat a meal, and he ruined the happiness of the second half of his life in order to eat a meal.
His sister is a beast, a big beast.
Sighing, he still squeezed a word out of his closed teeth.
"Well, brother, you're so good, sister, I'll get you food, stay here." As he spoke, he threw a wink at him and rushed out.
"Hey, that flower girl, where has your prince gone?" When she passed by a place, she grabbed a maid casually and asked.
The maid was startled, "Slave, slave doesn't know what to do." ”
"Did you see Cher?"
As soon as the words fell, a cold voice came into her ears, "This king is here." ”