Chapter Eighty-Nine: Bee Acupuncture
"Look at Cousin Li's appearance as a scholar, when you are promoted and become an official, if you want to become a third-grade member, it will take twenty years to say the least, and if you want to accumulate a thousand yuan of money, you have to live for more than 20 years, haha, if the old body can live for another forty years, the old body will wait for you for forty years."
Li Dang imitated Du Niang's tone and repeated what Du Niang said to himself when he met Du Niang for the first time in Fan Lou that day. Du Niang's sarcastic words left too deep a mark on Li Kang's mind, and Li Dang remembered not a word.
"Oh, Imperial Physician Li, that's an old man's joke, how can you take it seriously?"
Du Niang hurriedly defended herself, but she still didn't understand why Li Dang wanted to reward her with 400 Wen.
"Oh, Li really wanted to redeem Wan'er at that time, and he didn't have the slightest idea of joking, I didn't expect that Mother Du was really humorous!"
"Humor?"
"It's funny," Li Dang saw that Du Niang didn't understand humor, so he explained casually.
"Interesting?" Du Niang didn't know whether Li Dare praised or belittled herself, she plucked up the courage to say, "But what's going on with these four hundred texts?" ”
Yes, why 400 Wen? The people around him were also puzzled.
A group of people had come to a spacious large box, Li dared to look around, and said with a smile: "Li said that I promised a thousand dollars, since I promised to give Du's mother ten thousand dollars, I will definitely give it, but I also know that Du's mother will do what she says, and she said that she will wait for me for forty years!" ”
Li Dang pointed to the copper coin in Du Niang's hand and said: "It's just that Li has given Du's mother 3,000 guan that day, and there are 7,000 guan left, this 7,000 guan, Du's mother asked me to pay it off at one time after 40 years, of course I hope that Du's mother will live a long life, but wait until 40 years later, Li still feels too indebted to Du's mother, so he thought of a way to sign in and receive the reward." ”
"Sign in to receive your reward?" A group of people are all confused.
"Yes, sign in to receive the reward, in the future, Du's mother will come to Li's hospital once a day, sign in once a time, draw a charge, and receive 400 copper coins, so that every day to receive 400 yuan, a month is more than 15 yuan, a year is about 200 yuan, 40 years is about 8,000 yuan, and the extra 1,000 yuan is even the running fee that Li gave to Du's mother."
Du Niang now knows that this Li Dare not only wants to humiliate himself tonight, but also humiliates himself every day.
Du Niang's face was so angry that one side was red and the other side was white, but she couldn't have a seizure, at this time and that time, this Li Kang was no longer the original loser, he is now a seven-rank imperial doctor, although his position is not big, but he has just cured the emperor, and he is a popular person around the emperor, which is something he can easily offend.
Qin Guan often comes to Fan Lou, because there is not much gold on his body, he will inevitably suffer from Du Niang's eyes many times, and now he feels that Li Kang's method is very relieving, he smiled: "Brother Xian's method is good, but if Du's mother is busy and has no time to sign in to the hospital, what should I do?" ”
"That's easy to do," Li Dare looked at Du Niang, who was ashamed and angry, and said, "Li, I will send a little brother to Fan Lou and hold four hundred Wen with my own hands, and Du's mother only needs to draw a charge in Fan Lou." ”
"Wonderful, wonderful!"
Qin Guan applauded loudly, and sent someone to send 400 Wen to Fan Lou every day, asking the snobbish Du Niang to sign and accept it, if this was spread out, it would not be a good reputation.
"What if Du's mother refuses?" Gao Yu asked, he knew that he still had to tell someone to do it.
"Then hang it on the lintel of Fan Lou, wait for Du's mother to take it off, and then go back to the hospital to restore her life!"
"Imperial Physician Li said with a smile," Mother Du still decided not to offend Li Kang, she said with a smile, "Have you forgotten that the old body has already reduced the ransom of the gentle lady to three thousand guan that day, and now the imperial doctor Li has already paid three thousand guan, and the gentle lady has already followed the imperial doctor Li, where is the old body still blessed to absorb the remaining seven thousand guan." ”
"This business is about your love and my willingness, although Mother Du is willing to lower the ransom, Li is unwilling, my Wan'er should be worth 10,000 yuan, right? Mother Du, don't you say? ”
Du Nianggan stared, and she didn't know whether to answer yes or no.
"Gongzi Li, Imperial Doctor Li, you're here!"
Li Yuncong heard that Li Kang came to treat himself, and happily came to find Li Kang.
Seeing Li Yuncong coming, Du Niang seemed to grasp a life-saving straw, and she hurriedly said: "Li Daguan is here, just right, you guys are going to talk about it, the old body is going to solicit business." ”
After Du Niang finished speaking, she slipped away like a puff of smoke.
Li Dang laughed, he didn't stop Du Niang, and Gao Yu and the others also laughed.
On the way out, Du Niang heard the laughter from Li Kang's side from a distance, and she gritted her teeth and felt angry. When she arrived at the counter, she slammed the four hundred copper coins in her hand into the drawer, beating her chest and feet, and her mood was uneasy.
Li Dang was in the room to see Li Yuncong sick, and with Da Changjin's experience in treating himself for reference, Li Dang naturally became a bamboo.
Li Dang took a piece of red cloth and blindfolded Li Yuncong's eyes. Then take out a glass bottle with a bottom full of fine holes, pull out the stopper, and grab the bees from inside.
"Open your mouth!" Li dared to order Li Yuncong.
Li Yuncong didn't know what kind of elixir Li Dang was going to feed himself, and he had to be blindfolded, he held his head high, looking generous, as if Li Dang would swallow whatever he fed him.
"Stick out your tongue, the longer the better!"
Do you want to apply needles and knives on the tongue without acupuncture points, Li Yuncong was at a loss at this time, but he still spit out his long tongue and let Li dare to manipulate.
"Gently roll your tongue!"
"Whatever happens, don't hide your tongue!"
Li Yuncong heard a buzzing sound, although Li Kang's treatment method was very strange, Li Yuncong still followed Li Kang's instructions meticulously.
"Ahh
Li Yuncong felt that his tongue was pricked by the tip of a thin needle, and a tingling sensation came from the tip of his tongue.
"Don't take your tongue back." Li Dare said that he also wanted to find the poisonous needle that the bee had just stung under Li Yuncong's tongue and pull it out. Li Kang finally pulled out the poisonous needle, Li Yuncong also withdrew his tongue, he felt that his tongue was numb at first, and then it became more and more painful, the tongue kept expanding, getting bigger and bigger, bigger and bigger, and finally, Li Yuncong's mouth was full, making it very difficult for him to close his mouth.
"Woo!"
Li Yuncong's heart was frightened, he wanted to ask Li Kang, but apart from making a whining sound, he couldn't say what he wanted to say at all.
Li Dang looked at Li Yuncong's tongue and knew that the toxicity of his bee needle had completely attacked, he smiled and said, "Li Shangshu can endure it again, and it will be fine immediately!" ”
Li Dang fed Li Yuncong some anti-bee poison liquid, and then asked Li Yuncong to take a mouthful of vinegar in his mouth to neutralize the toxicity of bee needles.
"Cool, cool...... Cool, wait for ......"
After half a pillar of incense, Li Yuncong swallowed the vinegar in his mouth, he wanted to say "really sour", but his tongue was swollen so much that his pronunciation was completely deformed.
Although his tongue was still swollen, the sour taste of vinegar still spread to his cerebral cortex through his central nervous system, and Li Yuncong was so excited that he was about to jump, knowing that he couldn't tell the difference between the taste of boiling water and vinegar just now.
http://www.qidian.com
Starting Point Chinese www.qidian.com welcome book friends to come and read, the latest, fastest and most popular serialized works are all original at Starting Point!