Chapter 209: Who's Fart?
"In that case, we will immediately have a formal negotiation, and the negotiation venue is in the next room, and I have ordered someone to clean it up in advance." Ren Chao said with a smile on his face. But in the eyes of Mutsu Zongguang, Ren Chao at this time is so hateful, if possible, Mutsu Zongguang even wants to pounce directly on this bastard to bite, but this idea can only be just a thought.
"Oh, yes! Forgot to ask, have the three distinguished guests eaten well? Ren Chao asked with a smile.
Didn't you knowingly ask! Lao Tzu just picked up chopsticks, and he didn't eat a fart! Mutsu Somitsu couldn't help but curse loudly in his heart. But on the surface, he pretended to have a smiling expression, and said with a smile, "We are all full, thank you for your hospitality." As soon as Mutsu Munemitsu finished saying this, his stomach grumbled very unhappily. This old devil has a bad stomach, and he has been hungry for most of the day, and he feels slightly uncomfortable at this time.
"Who's farting?" A hint of anger appeared on Ren Chao's face, and he turned his head and reprimanded the guards beside him loudly, "Don't you know that there are distinguished guests?" What a rude thing to become! ”
"The handsome man is not released by a villain, eighty percent is released by a dog raised by the owner of the restaurant." The guard said with an aggrieved face.
Hearing Ren Chao's reprimand, Mutsu Zongguang's old face couldn't help but blush slightly, but the words of the guard made Mutsu Zongguang's face once again covered with a trace of purple, but Mutsu Zongguang could only desperately suppress the anger in his heart at this time.
"Dare to quibble! Does the owner of this restaurant have a dog? Ren Chao shouted loudly.
"That~! It may have been put by the pig in the backyard, and this pig is old and may have a bad stomach, so he farts a lot. The guard rolled his eyes and continued.
"What's the use of keeping this kind of pig that will only give up, it will be slaughtered immediately, but it is estimated that the meat is all stinky and fed to the dogs!" Ren Chao shouted loudly with anger still on his part.
"Obey the order, and go and tell the shopkeeper. Kill that old pig and feed it to the dogs! The guard replied, turned and walked out.
Seeing this, Ren Chao nodded with satisfaction, the anger on his face dissipated, and he turned his head to look at Mutsu Zongguang and turned into a smiling expression again, "Let Mr. Mutsu Ao smile." A little coarse tea and light rice, where the hospitality is not considerate, I hope the three distinguished guests will forgive me. ”
"Master Hou is polite!" Mutsu Somitsu's face was cloudy, and the anger in his heart was surging but there was nowhere to vent, and this evil breath was really uncomfortable to hold in his heart.
"In that case, let's ask the three distinguished guests to move to the next room, and we will officially begin negotiations. Mr. Mutsu please. Ren Chao said and stood up and said very politely to Mutsu Zongguang.
"Master Hou, please first!" Mutsu said very politely.
The two of them came to the next room together very humbly. I saw that the dining table and other things that had been placed in the room had been moved out, and a rectangular table was placed in the room at this time.
There are three Taishi chairs on one side of the rectangular table, but there are no chairs on the Japanese side. Mutsu Munemasa was puzzled, and when he walked over, he found three tatami mats on the ground, no doubt that they were prepared for them.
Ren Chao said with a smile, "Mr. Mutsu, I heard that you Japanese don't usually sit on chairs, they all sit on this kind of thing called tatami mats, and I wasted several days of hard work." I finally found these three tatami mats, so please sit down! After Ren Chao finished speaking, he ignored the dissatisfaction on Muzu Zongguang's face, and sat down in his place very unceremoniously, and Zhao Bin and Wang Jing, who were next to Ren Chao, also sat down successively.
Mutsu Munemitsu held back the anger in his heart. Chang Shu took a sip and tried to squeeze out a smile, "Hehe, let Hou Ye bother." We Japanese usually sit on tatami mats at home. But there is still a chair in a formal setting, especially in this formal setting for negotiations between the two countries. ”
"Oh! That's it! I was negligent. Ren Chao shook his head in disappointment, "Why don't you sit down for a while." I'll have someone move your chair for you. He waved his hand to one of the guards behind him, and the guard answered and walked out.
"Thank you for your understanding, let's wait a while!" Mutsu said with a smile. If you sit on this tatami mat, you are obviously shorter than Ren Chao and others, although they are very short, but there is no way to do it, but the seat cannot be shorter than others. What's more, where a few people kneel, it's like kneeling in front of Ren Chao and others, what kind of system is that! It's about the face of the empire, and Mutsu Munemitsu doesn't dare to be negligent at all!
Although Mutsu Somitsu knew in his heart that this Ren Chao was not willing to negotiate with them at all, the Japanese government couldn't wait, and the Japanese government really couldn't afford to spend it like this. If you stop here, the little devil will not be reconciled, because the investment in the early stage is too great, if you do not receive some returns, how will the cabinet explain to the emperor, and how will the emperor explain to the people of the world. Therefore, Mutsu Munemitsu knew that it would be difficult to negotiate any result in this negotiation, but Mutsu Munemitsu could not take the initiative not to talk about it. What he has to do now is to be more patient with Ren Chao, he can endure Ren Chao's little tricks, and when Ren Chao's donkey skills are exhausted, let Ren Chao himself put it aside and not talk about it, so that they will have an excuse to ask the Qing Dynasty government to change the negotiator.
Ren Chao didn't think about it so much, Ren Chao already knew about this negotiation. This farce is just Ren Chaoxian's boredom and deliberately playing tricks and humiliating these little devils.
Ren Chao and the others just sat there honestly, without even looking at the three little devils standing opposite. After a long cup of tea, no one moved chairs in. Mutsu Zongguang had lost his patience and said directly, "Master Hou is a noble man with a lot of people and busy with government affairs, I think we should start negotiating now!" ”
"That's right, let's talk about it first. It is estimated that someone will bring chairs for the three of them in a while. Ren Chao said casually.
Mutsu Aozong nodded and didn't speak, but he was secretly saying in his heart, stinky boy, see how long you can be arrogant, and soon I will let you see how powerful the old man is.
Ren Chao sighed helplessly and said, "Although Mr. Mutsu has a good relationship in private, private relations are private relations, and business affairs are business affairs. At this negotiating table, we represent the interests of our own country, so after the negotiations begin, if there is any verbal conflict, I hope that Mr. Mutsu will forgive me. ”
Lao Tzu has a hairy friendship with you, you stinky boy, again and again, humiliating the old man, the old man and you have a deep hatred like the sea, hate to eat your meat, drink your blood, and pluck your skin! Lu Ao Zongguang couldn't help but curse in his heart, but he pretended to smile on the surface, "What Hou Ye said is extremely true, if there is any place to offend Hou Ye in the future, I hope Hou Ye Haihan." (To be continued......)
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