Chapter 105: [Extinguishing the Stick]
Chapter 105: [Extinguishing the Stick]
"Father's words are wrong!"
Li Chengqian straightened his back and said forcefully.
"Erchen's hatred for this Goryeo stick has reached the point where he can't bear it, even if he is an idiot, Erchen insists on killing him!"
Hearing this, Lao Li smiled!
Wei Zheng and Fang Xuanling's foreheads were black! There is such an outrageous shoddy thing as you, who backtracked in front of so many people!
"Your Royal Highness the Prince, why do you call Goguryeo Goryeo...... Stick? Li Xiaogong asked.
Li Chengqian said: "Because Goguryeo is just a group of uncivilized savages, the weapon is holding a stick in his hand, but he has no self-knowledge, and stupidly confronting my Tang Dynasty's thick armor and sharp blade is simply looking for death." In order to despise them strategically, we should give them a nickname, just Goryeo sticks! ”
The nickname of Goryeo stick is actually after the Japanese invading army invaded and occupied the Korean Peninsula, in order to facilitate the slaves to control the Korean Peninsula, the Japanese invading army promoted many people as small management in the local area to manage the local people on their behalf. Of course, the Japanese also guarded against these traitors, so they would not give them weapons, so the traitors could only use sticks as weapons. These sticks beat people harder than the Japanese. After the Japanese invading army invaded the three northeastern provinces of our country in the west, these stick traitors also followed the Japanese in, and their sticks fell on our compatriots in the three northeastern provinces.
In fact, the author has never figured out whether this stick refers to North Korea and South Korea, or to South Korea alone? Because I often hear about Han sticks!
Of course, Li Chengqian couldn't tell the true history of this nickname, so he had to make up his own reasons and say it very loudly.
Uncle Li listened to Li Chengqian's words, rolled his eyes, and then said: "The prince has such a great talent, the Tang Dynasty is lucky!" However, the prince may not know that although the Goguryeo soldiers were vulnerable in front of our Central Plains soldiers, and they were often seen using sticks as protective weapons, they had iron weapons. ”
"I know this!" Li Chengqian was cheeky, he didn't admit his mistake, and immediately changed his words, and then justified himself, "But just a group of wild people evolved from sticks, are you still afraid of them?" ”
"Well, that's it!" Uncle Li nodded, then bowed to Lao Li and said, "The minister supports His Majesty's attack on Goguryeo." ”
"The sons also supported their father's attack on Goguryeo!" Li Chengqian hurriedly expressed his position.
Well, fortunately, he was clever and passed the dangerous moment of scolding Lao Li for being an idiot! Li Chengqian said secretly.
Lao Li smiled again.
"How can the prince support it?" Wei Zheng said hatefully.
"Why not support it? Uncle Wei! Li Chengqian said.
"War will only cost people and money!" Wei Zheng said bitterly.
"Wrong, the war will only get richer and richer, do we have a stick country, and we still have to leave the wealth to them to raise their sons? Of course not, we have to grab it back, so that not only will we make up for our losses, but also make a profit? Li Chengqian said.
War money? …… Lao Li and Uncle Li listened, their eyes flashed with the light of the old fox, and they seemed to understand, but they didn't grasp the point.
"But Goguryeo is a bitter cold land, what can I do in the eyes of the Tang Dynasty?" Fang Xiang stood up and asked.
The corners of Li Chengqian's mouth raised, and he said: "There are many things that can be grabbed, women are one, snatch their women back, give us sons, and make great contributions to the prosperity of our Datang population!" I also heard yesterday that our country has only more than 3 million people, and this person calls himself a big country, and I feel ashamed that you are not ashamed! ”
As soon as these words came out, they slapped everyone including Lao Li in the face.
But Lao Li wanted to be angry, but he couldn't. He wanted to hear how much goods this crazy son could spit out of his mouth, and if he interrupted the crazy son when he got angry, he wouldn't be able to hear it, so he endured it first!
"The second, man! These people can dig coal for us, build bridges and pave roads for us, we are going to fight other countries, and we can also drag them to be cannon fodder! Third, I heard that Goguryeo has oil, and if you take it first, you can benefit future generations! ”
The fat uncle asked, "What is oil?" ”
The origin of the name oil is as follows:
In ancient times, when Westerners did not know what oil was, the Chinese people had already used this black liquid to cook rice and light lamps. This is thanks to a scholar in ancient China, who after repeated research, figured out the nature and use of this kind of thing, and mobilized the common people to popularize its use. The scholar also gave it a name: "Oil", a name that remains in use to this day. This scholar is Shen Kuo in the Northern Song Dynasty.
But this is the Tang Dynasty, and no one knows the name of the oil yet.
Li Chengqian didn't know, so he could only rely on his own mouth to make it up: "Oil is a kind of black oil, dug out of the soil and stones, and can be lit on fire." ”
"Muddy man, how can oil flow out of a stone? Even if there is, why should it be left for future generations, and can it be used now? Lao Li snorted.
Li Chengqian didn't explain to Lao Li, the ancient people, that it was not so easy to drill wells to extract oil, and the ancient people could only use the oil that flowed out of the surface, and the oil under the surface could only be exploited by modern people!
But he had no choice but to reply: "Yes, yes!" ”
"His Royal Highness the Prince's words are really insulting to the way of the saints, and it is a great country to lose me. The sage said, "The unrighteous teacher will be defeated!" Wei Zheng said.
"The saint is not a master of war, nor is he a prophet, otherwise Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty is a righteous army, why did he fail three times, and he also ended up ruining the country? Kindness to the enemy is cruelty to oneself, didn't Uncle Li just say that the Jingguan of Goguryeo, that is the bones of my 100,000 sons in the Central Plains, so who will say a word for them? Uncle Wei, if we don't rob the stick family, we will leave it to the stick family to feed our son, and then we will come to hurt the people of my Tang Dynasty, the people are innocently hurt, will the enemy say a word about the unrighteous teacher? Li Chengqian said with some excitement, "Have you heard the story of the scholar and the wolf, no, then I will tell you, Mr. Dongguo will ...... one day."
After the story is told, "In the face of the wolf, we can only save ourselves from being eaten by putting away our kindness and killing him!" Li Chengqian finally concluded.
The story of the scholar and the wolf was easily recognized by Lao Li and Uncle Li, who had experienced the war!
Lao Li and others have a new view on Li Chengqian's IQ problem, although this muddy boy is a little confused, but he is crazy because of his temperament, and what he says is still very expected!
"The prince wants to rob Goguryeo and grab people and oil, it can be seen that he is full of confidence in the destruction of Goguryeo, I don't know how the prince wants to attack this Goguryeo, so as to avoid that our Tang Dynasty will not follow in the footsteps of the Sui Dynasty?" The fat uncle stood up and asked......
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