Chapter 13: One Trick (One More Votes)
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Twenty moves? It's just too conservative, Ling Ri has never been so modest as he is today, just Chen Xu's thin arms and thin legs, is it not a matter of a word?
"I don't dare to accept a little brother like you," Chen Xu worked in the Guogong Mansion after all, and he had to explain some things in advance, "It is inevitable that there will be bumps and bumps during the competition, can you promise not to trouble me afterwards?" ”
Chen Xu just didn't want to trouble, he really didn't care about a simple-minded "species" like Ling Ri who wasn't particularly well-developed in his limbs. (The fastest update speed is on the Aishang Novel Network biquge.info)
"Who do you think I'm for?" Ling Ri was so angry that he exploded, "What is it to overwhelm people with power?" You are insulting me, and I Ling Changtian is also a man with a bird under his crotch. ”
Speaking such vulgar words in public, looking at Dayan, I am afraid that there is only Ling Changtian alone. Ling Zhongtian is a scholar, his ears are delicate, and he even has the urge to wash his ears; Qin Mengyao and other girls who have not come out of the cabinet have hot faces, there are still such shameless men in the world? Ling Yuehua was already a wife, her resistance was far stronger than Qin Mengyao, and she glared at her younger brother fiercely and then took a spit.
Ling Ri was not afraid, his sister was no longer his opponent.
Chen Xu raised his eyebrows and looked at Ling Ri and then at Ling Yuehua, "The eldest lady has to nod in this matter." ”
"You can rest assured that my Ling family boy will not be so untreated."
"Listen, you listen!" Ling Ri was arrogant, and his chin was raised to the back of his head.
Ling Yuehua made a final decision, and Ling Ri looked at Chen Xu with contempt, "Whatever weapon you like, you can choose." ”
"Don't be so troublesome," Chen Xu walked up to Ling Ri unhurriedly, "Can you start?" You strike first! ”
Ling Ri smiled angrily, and after making a move with the number one master in the army, he shot first; Fighting against this penniless kid, if he still takes the lead, how will he mix in this circle in the future?
"You strike first!" Ling Ri said angrily: "I'll let you make three moves." ”
Even so, of course Chen Xu would not be polite, Ling Ri's voice landed, he suddenly squatted, with his right foot as the axis, and his left leg swept, with a great tendency to look down on thousands of troops.
With a "plop", Ling Ri's buttocks slammed on the floor, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
Chen Xu stood up casually, dusted off his clothes, and left the school as if nothing happened. Qin Mengyao and the others remained stunned until Chen Xu disappeared around the corner; Yang Yunrui applauded Chen Xutu's action of rising and falling, the failure of his brother-in-law was no accident, and the two were not on the same order of magnitude at all.
"What about the sword? Why is my sword missing again? Ling Ri limped to his feet while holding his buttocks, "I just lost?" How could I lose? How can you lose? He must be cheating......"
There was a collective silence.
Ling Yuehua and his wife and Qin Mengyao left the school and walked to their residence.
"Xianggong, Chen Xu is really fast, don't say that Changtian doesn't have time to react, even if he is a concubine, he may not be able to dodge, which school of kung fu did he use?"
Qin Mengyao is also interested in this topic, if it were her, would she be able to win? If you squat in front of so many people like Ling Ri, you would be really ashamed to death.
"One and a half moves can't tell the sect of the master at all," Yang Yunrui shook his head and said, "What surprised me the most was not his kung fu but Chen Xu's person." ”
Looking at the questioning expressions of the two women, Yang Yunrui explained: "Do you still remember Chen Xu's reaction when the Changtian Sword flew towards Miss Meng Yao? ”
"He seems to be in the way of Meng Yao." Ling Yuehua thought for a while and said, and Meng Yao also remembered that he seemed to arch his back at that time.
"This is where the unusual thing is."
"Heroes save beauty." Ling Yuehua quipped, "I think this is completely in line with Chen Xu's style, he saved Qiuyue's life yesterday when he dislocated his arm." ”
"Sister Yuehua, don't talk nonsense." Meng Yao's cheeks were hot, and she protested. Qin Mengyao is seventeen years old, and the number of times she blushes from childhood to adulthood probably doesn't add up to as much as it is today.
"Dislocated arm? What's going on? ”
Last night, Ling Yuehua and Qin Mengyao fell asleep together, and she didn't have time to tell her husband about Chen Xu's rescue of Qiuyue, "I don't know how Chen Xu's arm was dislocated, and he had already dragged Qiuyue ashore when I rushed over with Xiaoju. Speaking of this, Ling Yuehua glanced at Yang Yunrui sourly, "Didn't Xiaoju sue you last night?" ”
Yang Yunrui was speechless, his wife is good anywhere, but she is a little jealous, and she seems to have done two things since she got married. First, strive to be a virtuous helper; Second, beware of other women. Yang Yunrui is not the kind of man who hooks up, it is enough to have a loving wife, even if Xiaoju is accepted into the house, Ling Yuehua took the initiative to drink vinegar, it happened that he was drunk that day, and he achieved a good thing in a daze.
Last night, Yang Yunrui and Xiaoju had sex for the sixth time, and Ling Yuehua drank vinegar almost to saturation, and the acid at this time was just "nausea".
"Don't change the subject and talk about Chen Xu's dislocated arm."
Ling Yuehua glanced at her husband with all kinds of amorous feelings, Yang Yunrui felt that the bones all over her body were crispy, and his wife was playing with a small sex, the more he looked at it, the more he loved it.
Qin Mengyao watched coldly, envious, jealous and hateful.
"When he came ashore, his left arm hung limply, and then he let the big head grab his arm, pull and push hard, and the arm moved freely." Ling Yuehua grabbed Yang Yunrui's arm and demonstrated briefly, remembering that he and Xiao Ju were both living in amphibious space last night, and couldn't help but pinch his arm.
Yang Yunrui gasped, half painful and half surprised, he believed that Ling Yuehua would not lie and there was no need to lie because of this kind of thing, Chen Xu could hold up his dislocated arm by himself, that could only show one problem: he was completely familiar with the human skeleton situation, otherwise he would never dare to act so rashly.
But how is this possible?!
"Xianggong, you haven't said that Chen Xu wants to be a hero to save the beauty, you see that Meng Yao can't wait."
Qin Mengyao was told the main matter, and she blushed again, wanting to scratch Ling Yuehua's itch as if she wanted to cover it up to prevent her from continuing.
"In a crisis situation, what do you think of first?"
Ling Yuehua and the others listened quietly.
"Dodge, this is the unconscious reaction of most people, even those battle-hardened soldiers on the battlefield will not be an exception. Only a very small number of people will do the exact opposite, for example, if they encounter a killer, such a person will even deliberately attract the killer's attention. ”
"Who would do that?"
Ling Yuehua asked, Qin Mengyao listened attentively, although she was also eager to know the answer, but she would never ask at this time.
"Two kinds of people," Yang Yunrui stretched out two fingers, "either they are born idiots, or they are rigorously trained." ”
Is Chen Xu an idiot? It used to be, but now it is definitely not, so there is only one other possibility. But he only has one mother, who can train a person like him? Yang Yunrui shook his head, he felt that it was necessary to send someone to investigate......
Before returning last night, Chen Xu went directly to the kitchen to find his mother to report his safety, and before he entered the kitchen, he heard the arrogant voice of a middle-aged woman.
"What are you doing all the time? It's so hard to cut a vegetable, what else can you do? ”
"Sister-in-law of the Wang family, Ying'er was tired for a day yesterday, and today she cut her finger again......"
"When will it be your turn to speak?" is still the arrogant voice, and the next words are quite insinuating, "I don't raise idlers in this kitchen, I can work and stay, I can't do it and get out of it as soon as possible, I don't care who you are and whose relatives you are." ”……
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