This put James. Bond and Master Green's umbrella with infinite egg pain, Li Xiaofeng is too familiar with it. When he was a heavenly soldier, he had never seen this baby.

What the? You say that a broken umbrella can be a god horse baby, you don't see all the gods of the three realms in the sky, just throw a trouser belt is a fairy rope, the umbrella is always much higher than the rope, right? And this umbrella really has a history, from the hand of Lu Yue, the emperor of Haotian Plague, and its scientific name is called the Plague Umbrella.

Lu Yue, an immortal, estimates that there are not many people who know the Tao, and "Romance of the Gods" has an appearance, taking four apprentices to help Yin Shang, and carrying out plague in Xiqi, almost annihilating Jiang Ziya and the traitors. Later, Yang Jian invited foreign aid, caught his master Yuding Zhenren to save the scene, borrowed the spirit grass from the three saints of Huoyun Palace, and then opened a group of P to beat Lu Yue away.

Later, Lao Lu was not convinced, and said in his heart, Nima, you Xiqi are shameless goods, your skills are not as good as others, and you can't beat Lao Tzu, so you will ask your godfather for help, you are shameless! Therefore, the plague array was set up in the Chuanyun Pass, and the old man Jiang was trapped in the formation for a hundred days, and the king of Wu was completely rested when he saw it.

This can be regarded as a hornet's nest, and King Wu and his gang can only open the godfather mode again, or Daode Zhenjun makes a move, and sends his disciple Yang Ren down the mountain to break the formation, and burns Lu Yue and the two junior disciples directly into ashes with five fires and seven bird fans. When the world calmed down and filled the pit in the list of gods, in order to disgust Lao Lu, Old Man Jiang gave Lao Lu the position of Emperor Haotian.

Don't look at the name of this position is relatively long, and there is such a name as Emperor Haotian, but to put it bluntly, he is a plague god, and his main job is to spread the plague. You say that the common people will like Lao Lu? Can he have incense?

So in the heavenly realm. Lao Lu belongs to the category that is very unpleasant. belongs to the absolute cold yamen, there is no extra money at all, and he can only live on a dead salary. At that time, Lao Lu was Li Xiaofeng's landlord, the two of them were a heavenly soldier and a marginalized plague god, and they really had a common language, at least a few of Lao Lu's treasures Li Xiaofeng had played with more than once. So at a glance, I recognized that it was Lao Lu's plague umbrella.

Li Xiaofeng estimated that this plague umbrella was probably after the sky broke, and with the annihilation of the world, he traveled to this era with him. Think again of the cornucopia that appeared in Peter and Paul's prison. He boldly guessed that the magic weapons of the various immortals in the Heavenly Court in the previous life were estimated to have escaped many lucky ones, and then they were left behind in this world. If he's lucky enough. There should be quite a few more.

Of course, this is also to think about it, Li Xiaofeng is not stupid, those birdmen and immortals he met in his previous life, although their character is worse than the other, but the real kung fu under his hands is not bad, at least tens of thousands of times stronger than a half-baked immortal like him. And the magic weapons they collected were even more awesome than the other, and the slightest movement could collapse the sky, a big road immortal like him. When encountered, it is one word - death!

Therefore, although the magic weapon is very attractive, it also has to be enjoyed with a life, especially this kind of magic weapon with great lethality, in order to maintain harmony and stability, Heavenly Court has imposed a lot of prohibitions, and it is bound to the equipment of the Nether Online Game. Only Lu Yue and Lu Daxian can use it! Not to mention a small cultivator who is not in the stream, even ordinary immortals don't have the courage to overlord to use the bow indiscriminately.

Li Xiaofeng is not like James. Bond's gang of fools, I don't know how thick the sky is high and I jump up when I see the baby, it's not a treasure hunt, it's a flashlight in the toilet to find. For example, let's talk about this plague umbrella. That is the guy where Old Man Lu Yue and Old Man Lu eat, not only is there a ban from Heaven on it, but Old Man Lu himself has also dug pits and ambushed him. That is, this time it is a few mortals who are ready to get started, and the plague umbrella doesn't need to exert much strength, just a few viruses can make them die. Really let the plague umbrella be powerful. The species that destroyed the whole world were like playing.

For the sake of life safety, even if you know that the power of the Dao Plague Umbrella is boundless. Li Xiaofeng will also choose to stand and watch from a distance very wisely, and the innocent people in the province are injured. But he was also a little curious, how did this David pick up a small life from the tiger's mouth of the plague umbrella? Although this bird-like is not as good as a hundred dead at the moment, according to the lethality of the plague umbrella, he should also be like the two dead ghosts in the coffin, which were directly killed by the virus, how can he be killed? …,

Fortunately, David's memory has the answer, otherwise a certain immortal would have to shout that the egg hurts and cheats again. It turned out that this David was also a smart man, and found that the plague umbrella was too weird and supernatural, and it was completely impossible to explain it with science, so he had a long heart, and did not approach the plague umbrella without knowing whether he was alive or dead, but chose to watch from a distance.

Although the plague umbrella is a big killer, but if you want to show your might, you can't do without the people who perform it, just like a cornucopia, the plague cloth is also a fairy power, not to mention that the plague umbrella is just a part of the plague array, and the full set of equipment is the criminal plague seal, the plague sword, the plague sword, the plague umbrella, the plague whip, and the headache Xin, only when this set of plague god equipment is collected can it exert all its power.

Although a single plague umbrella is powerful, it is discounted after all, and there is no immortal power to support it, so there is nothing the plague umbrella can do to take David who is beyond the killing radius. But the magic weapon of the gods is also wise, aren't you not close? Then brother will wantonly release the plague within the killing radius, you must know that the bacteria and viruses in the road will multiply, and as long as the conditions are right after throwing it out, it will continue to spread, as long as you persevere, it will infect you sooner or later!

So David, who was squatting in the pit and waiting, fell into a virus that made people insane, and went crazy directly. But it's okay to be crazy, at least a madman won't squat in a pit, and the scholar Tarzan ran around the forest by luck and picked a life. And the team of brothers behind him was not so lucky, and rushed into the epidemic area without paying attention, and almost all of them were wiped out.

After understanding the ins and outs of the matter, Li Xiaofeng immediately felt at ease, Nima, this is a virus, it will be contagious! If you continue to attack the Pestilence Umbrella regardless of life or death, then in order to defend yourself, the Pestilence Umbrella will definitely be poisoned. Even without the support of a complete set of equipment, with its anti-virus ability, it is quite amazing. And the virus is alive, as long as the conditions allow, it will spread unlimitedly, with the medical and health strength of this year, it is definitely a disaster to go on like this!

Both for oneself and for all of humanity. Li Xiaofeng couldn't watch this tragedy happen. The best way is, of course, to rush to the epidemic area immediately, and it is the best policy to take down the plague umbrella directly.

But Li Xiaofeng also beat the drum in his heart, he is still only a half-immortal after all, and even ordinary immortals can't carry the big killer weapon like the plague umbrella back then, even if its ability is discounted now, Li Xiaofeng is still not very sure, and he can't make it easier to lose himself into it.

Besides, now he has a tight work, where does he have time to go to Siberia to drill ravines, and the work of going back and forth has delayed everything. For now, we can only stumble the hands and feet of the British!

Looking at Green, who was arranging the formation. Li Xiaofeng smiled coldly, he really didn't have a burden to kill a few Britons, especially since these goods are not good birds, such as this so-called Master Green. It's okay to pretend to fool with our Huaxia magic weapons, we are broad and profound, and there is no shortage of this bit of tatters, anyway, it is you who say that you are embarrassed, you are not ashamed of yourself, and we have no responsibility to cover up for you.

What really makes Li Xiaofeng angry or annoyed is, Nima, it's okay if you fool around with our Chinese things, you can't beat the monk after reciting the scriptures, and scold the cook when you're full, right? Dare to discriminate against our descendants of Yan and Huang. You're tired of it!

Li Xiaofeng has always been an angry young man, he is thankful that he doesn't mess with others, and he dares to spray feces in front of him, which is purely looking for pumping!

Master Green didn't know that Lu Dao himself had been remembered by a certain immortal, and he didn't know that a certain immortal in Lu Dao had already planned to let him test the Fa. He didn't have a sense of danger at all, and he still ordered a few apprentices to set up a formation, and his commanding appearance was very arrogant. …,

"Hands and feet are sharp!" Green pointed to the seven-star lamp on the ground and commanded angrily: "These are all national treasures of our country, can you afford to pay for them?" ”

Li Xiaofeng is completely powerless to complain, you girl, how did the seven-star lamp become your country? You old ancestors, the barbarians. If you light a bonfire to live, when will you use such a high-end product as a seven-star lamp? Fortunately, he has already made up his mind to kill this Master Green, so he doesn't care what he says, he can't deal with the dead, you will go to hell anyway.

After a while, the formation was set. What made Li Xiaofeng even more speechless happened again, and this Master Green changed into a Taoist robe and a Dao Crown. He gestured with the peachwood sword and began to boast: "This magic robe was given to the ancestor by St. George, and it is a holy garment that has been blessed by the ancestors, and when you wear it, all evil cannot get close!" ”

Okay! Li Xiaofeng burst out laughing directly, especially when the apprentices and Mr. 007 showed considerable reverence and envy, he almost rolled on the ground happily. Nima, if St. George wears this and holds a peachwood sword to slay the dragon, it will really be quite joyful. If he was the evil dragon, it is estimated that he would have died of laughter without St. George's hands.

That's it, Master Green also commanded fiercely and solemnly: "Silence! We are about to begin, and it will be the honor of your life to witness the miracle coming! ”

James. Bond and his two or five eyes were stunned by the master's bluff, and they all stood upright with solemn expressions, as if they were being reviewed.

Master Green nodded in satisfaction, and danced the peachwood sword into a sword flower, and his mouth was full of words, as if he was sincerely begging for a miracle from heaven. Li Xiaofeng was interested in the master's spell, took two steps closer, and almost fell to the ground after listening to two sentences.

It's not that Master Green's mantra is too profound, too profound, too awesome, it's actually the great compassion mantra of Buddhism, that is, the "Thousand Hands and Thousand Eyes Guanyin Bodhisattva Vast Perfection Unhindered Great Compassion Dharani Sutra", commonly known as the Pure Heart Mantra. It was passed down by Master Zhizhen of the Ming Dynasty, and it is also the only mantra created by later generations in addition to the ancient Buddhist scriptures. Reciting the mantra can make the mind profound, clear the mind and calm the mind, and stop evil.

You said that you are wearing a Taoist robe and reciting Buddhist scriptures, and you are talking about Jesus Mary, what kind of trouble are you going to make? Could it be that you are the legendary Shaolin Temple in Wudang Mountain, the great priest Wang Lama? That is, Li Xiaofeng, a half-immortal, is estimated to have suffered a cerebral congestion and stroke directly.

Forget it, Li Xiaofeng said in his heart that my brother is no longer able to complain to you, and I will see how you end. But the truth is really a bit beyond his expectations, this hodgepodge of four dislikes is really a bit effective, as the "Great Compassion Mantra" in Master Green's mouth is read faster and faster, and the more he reads, the smoother and smoother, the mentally ill David, who was originally jumping up and down in the cage and grinning his teeth, gradually quieted down. I saw him sitting on the floor. His eyes were straight, and he looked like he was thoughtful.

"What a miracle! What a miracle! "James. Bond knelt down in front of Master Green with a grunt, if it weren't for the foreigner's refusal to kowtow, otherwise the suave 007 would directly become a kowtow worm.

Master Green was also very proud, and both nostrils were facing the sky, "This kind of hypnotism was created by my master after studying the Bible for 50 years and under the inspiration of the archangel...... Able to awaken the lost Lamb...... Let the heinous devil wake up......"

Your uncle, no matter how good Li Xiaofeng's concentration is, he can't help but smoke people, your master is a bird's egg. Your family's Great Compassion Spell can be found in the New Testament or the Old Testament, then it's called seeing ghosts, and it's not so outrageous to cross, and JB Archangel, you are not ashamed to read the Great Compassion Spell to attract Archangels. That's also an angel can't see it, I have to use thunder to slash you, Lao Tzu has to help Master Zhizhen get the copyright fee back! …,

"Master, what now?" James on his knees. Bond asked reverently.

Master Green waved his sleeves imposingly and commanded, "Open the cage!" ”

James. Bond looked at David in the cage, and then at the fearless Master Green, and reminded in a low voice: "Master, David, he has gone completely crazy, see who bites whom, open the cage...... In case there is a ......"

"Humph!" Master Green put his hands behind his back. He said coaxingly: "No case, just open it!" Under the cleansing of the Holy Voice, even the demons of hell will repent......"

Master Green babbled a lot, nothing more than what gods and saints, in short, it was a circle of words, and he was dizzy around 007's head, in order to avoid destruction, in order to let the master save a little precious saliva water, he quickly opened the cage.

"Master, you have to be careful!" He reminded uneasily.

Pull back the cage door. Master Green swaggered into it, and said as he walked, "I am blessed by the Holy Spirit and blessed by angels, and evil should not be ......approached."

To say that this Master Green is also a person who likes to pretend to be forced, he closed the cage door with a backhand after walking in. He also instructed 007 to lock the cage door to show that he was fearless.

"See!" Master Green touched David, who was squatting on the ground. Patting him on the head, "You see how quiet and obedient he is, the light of the Holy Spirit has washed away the evil in his body, and the soul that has fallen into the abyss of hell will be under the guidance of the Lord...... Oops! ”

Everyone present saw such a scene, David, who was originally squatting on the ground and was stunned, suddenly burst out, grabbed Master Green's claws and gnawed violently! That scene is called a horror, it is called a scary. Anyway, a certain master who pretended to be too happy suddenly became nine fingers, and it hurt so badly!

Anyway, a certain immortal on the side was startled and felt that his eardrums hurt, so in order to stop this shameless act of creating noise pollution without morality, he gave David a death order: "Bite him!" Bite him to death! Don't bite your ass! Yes, bite his mouth and let him spray feces again! ”

"Master, you're fine, are you?"

James. Bond was stunned on the spot, just now he saw that the master was in control of everything, a warm and harmonious scene showing the mercy of the Holy Lord, how could it become a dog biting a rabbit in the blink of an eye, which one of the troubles this Nima is.

"Quick! Open the door! ”

Master Green couldn't settle down anymore, he was bitten a few times in a row, this blood was heathing, especially when he lost a few big moves in a row, and he didn't hurt a single hair of the other party when he exhausted his magic power, an emotion called fear filled his mind. He didn't understand what was going on, and he didn't understand what the hypnotism that had always worked was ineffective, he only understood one thing, if he didn't open the door again, he would probably be bitten to death.

Green slapped the cage door with his bloody hands, and howled without any image: "Nima, open the door!" ”

James. Bond was really frightened, he didn't have time to think about it, he took out the key in a panic, inserted it into the lock hole tremblingly, twisted it hard, and only heard a click - the key was broken!

At that time, the cold sweat on Mr. 007's head came down, he looked helplessly at Master Green in the cage, his little face was pale, and his eyes were even more flustered, he wanted to say sorry to the master, because he really didn't mean it, who knew that Nima, the key to Russia, was a copycat.

Of course, Master Green in the cage didn't have the heart to scold Mr. Spy, who was not successful enough to fail, and now he was in rags, with tooth marks on his thighs and buttocks, and of course more blood...... With that scolding kung fu, it's better to think more about how to dodge it.

But Master Green didn't have the time to clean up James. Bond, it doesn't mean that the master's apprentices don't have time, these boys swarmed around the poor spy is punch and kick, and instantly overturned the poor worm, a circle of people around him stepped on randomly, and within two minutes, poor 007 was trampled unconscious, and at this time, poor Master Green also reached the most difficult moment, he was really powerless to resist his beastly David pounced on the ground, with a flash of blood, his throat was suddenly torn open a big hole, and it seemed that there was more air out and less air in......

A certain immortal who directed this bloody scene was not too satisfied, it was really 007 who was too weak, his original idea was to let Mr. Spy open the cage, let David come out with a certain flicker master, and then let the beastly David solve them one by one.

Who would have thought that dignified 007 would be so powerless that he would screw the key off, and there was no way for him to just waste a little more immortal power, so that the apprentices of the master of fooling would go crazy with David, and let them kill each other. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )