27, Hua Niang deliberately said stupid things, and Sister Ying had no intention of saying private words

In the evening, Xiaohong went to the women's dormitory of the third class of the year to find Yingzi, who was lying on the bunk. Xiaohong called Sister Ying and asked, are we still going home? Yingzi got up, let Xiaohong sit beside her and said, when is this?! Still going home?! Xiaohongdao, even what, there are often horse-drawn carriages in the tunzi to come to the town to buy things, and they go back to find one on the street and catch it. Yingzi said, what you said is light, the black light is blind on the way, what should I do if something happens?! It's better to go back with a cool breeze tomorrow morning! Xiaohong thought about it, and the two of them set to leave after breakfast the next day. I asked if Yingzi was a cadre at work? Yingzi said, I am only a labor commissioner, and from time to time I lead my classmates to wipe the glass or something. Xiaohong said: "I think you will be able to be a squad leader!" "The squad leader is too tired!" "Our No. 16 squad leader is Cao Zhen, and she is also a girl, but she is cheerful." Yingzi said that the leader of the third class of our year is also a woman, her name is Xia Yuling, but her personality is not cheerful, but she is a very energetic person. At this time, a girl came in from outside, and Yingzi introduced that this was Xia Yuling, the leader of our class. Xiaohong shook hands and reported her name, surname and class. Xia Yuling hummed and agreed. Xiaohong felt that Xia Yuling was not very enthusiastic, so she chatted with Yingzi here and there, so she quit and went to the street, bought a pack of sugar balls for the hairy monkey, and returned to the 16 women's dormitory.

After breakfast the next day, Yingzi and Xiaohong went on the road in pairs, only to see the red sun shining and the sky clear. Yingzi said, since the beginning of the school year, I have been in class every day, so tired that I am always busy all day, this home walk on the road easily, how good it should be! Let's just talk about the true ability of those stewards above, and they actually rest every seven days. Xiaohong smiled and said, Sister Ying, what you said is not right, it is not the ability of the above to manage things, but the seven days mentioned in the Bible are a holy day, and the holy day is not called Sunday in the West, but Sunday. Yingzi said, you Xiaohong still know more. Xiaohong said, there is more! He said that the world was chaotic, and that it was the Lord God who created the light, and that there was light to divide the day into day and night, and this was the first day; God created the air again, and this was the second day; God also created zào water, and where there was water there were trees, grass, and vegetables, and this was the third day; God also created two great lights—the sun and the moon, the sun is the day and the moon is the night, which is the fourth day; God continued to create the fish in the waters, the cattle of the earth, and the birds of the sky, every according to their kinds, and this is the fifth day; God then created a man in his own image, and at the same time created a seed, and the seed grew into all kinds of grain for people to eat, which was the sixth day; Finally, God blessed mankind with a day of rest, which was the seventh day, which was the holy day, also known as Sunday. Yingzi asked if there was anything else? Xiaohong said yes! God finally created the Garden of Eden and let people live on it, so there was Adam and Eve, and the two became one, and they ate the forbidden fruit and became husband and wife, and they were naked and shameless, and there were human beings! …… Yingzi said that it was a Westerner who made it up. Xiaohong said that I saw it from a book, and I don't know if I made it up or not. Yingzi said it was really funny. And he went into the tunzi. Xiaohong told Yingzi that she studied the night before yesterday and was almost not touched by a car, so don't tell anyone in our family, so as not to worry your parents. Yingzi nodded. Go home, to each other.

As soon as Xiaohong entered the yard, the hairy monkey at the door of the house said, "Auntie is back." Xiaohong was extremely happy and said, it's still my little nephew's eyes, look! My aunt bought candy balls for the hairy monkey, do you want it? Then he took out the bag of sugar balls, and the hairy monkey took it and held it in the palm of his hand, took out a sugar ball from it and put it in his eyes, and said while wrapping it, my aunt bought sugar balls (go) for three days. Xiaohong said with a smile, Auntie didn't buy you candy balls for three days, Auntie went to middle school for three days. The hairy monkey said that the hairy monkey also went to middle school. Xiaohong praised the hairy monkey for being really well-behaved and a good boy. At this time, I saw Liu Min and the flower girl coming out of the upper room, and the flower girl smiled and praised the hairy monkey and said, you say, how can there be a son of mine, who is not a big idea, and can remember that his aunt has been gone for three days. Liu Min also happily closed his mouth and said, who wouldn't say it! He also said that he was going to middle school, and whoever talked to him was not allowed to raise his head, and he would do whatever he mentioned, very well-behaved! Xiaohong said, it's not like that! This kid is so rare! I picked up the hairy monkey and entered the upper room clinic, a patient was sitting and waiting, Dongfang Zhou, who was prescribing medicine, wore glasses, and said while writing, our middle school students are back! Xiaohong said recently, Hello Dad! Dongfang Zhou took off his glasses and said, Okay! Give the written prescription to the flower girl, and the flower girl will weigh the medicine with the waiter. Xiaohong was surprised and said, why does my sister Hua take medicine?! Sister Hua said, not only can I take medicine, but I also learn from my godfather, this is the first day! Little Red just screamed. The patient took the five packets of medicine that the flower girl had packed, paid and left. Liu Min sent it out. Dongfang Zhou asked, why didn't you come back yesterday? Xiaohong said that she did her homework all afternoon yesterday and didn't finish it until the evening, so she came back today. Dongfang Zhou praised the good child. Xiaohong also said that the school stipulates that boarding students must return to their homes before dark on weekends, and this time they will go home just to see, and they will go back to school after eating in a while. Mom and Dad are right, you have to have a study like a student. At this time, the hairy monkey wanted to sleep, and the flower girl led it out and said, Xiaohong, you will also go to the Xiawu with me, although you have only been gone for three days, Sister Hua really misses you! Xiaohong followed the flower girl to the mansion.

The hairy monkey fell asleep in a sleep song of the flower girl, and Xiaohong asked, where is my brother-in-law? The flower girl said that she went to work in the fields and hasn't come back yet! Xiaohong looked at the sleeping hairy monkey, praised the child for being smart, and the flower girl said, smart is smart, but I can't turn back with my ass all day long, this and that are not finished, ask you what to answer him, once he doesn't answer him, he cries a lot, and sometimes he mistakenly studies medicine with his godfather, and is so angry that people can't cry or laugh. Xiaohong said, Sister Hua, you have to be a little patient, you should have fun stealing such a good son. I asked Sister Hua again, is there anything going on at home after I leave? The flower girl smiled and said, there is nothing going on at home, it is normal, but Xiaohu's father's old immortal is the closest to making a big joke. Xiaohong wanted to know, and the flower girl came from the beginning.

It is said that in the deep mountains and old forests in the eastern mountains of Liaoyang, there was originally a back tunzi called sow whistle, but because the name was too unpleasant, the county people's committee issued a notice and officially changed its name to Qianshao Village. But the villagers here, whether male or female, are a little wild, coupled with many years of habit, when the name of the village is mentioned, they still love to call the sow whistle. On this day, Li Hu went to a distant relative, passed by this outpost village, and as soon as he entered the village, he was drenched in sweat, so he sat under a big willow tree to rest. At this time, a mother-in-law with a burning stick in her hand came out of a family, with a pimple on her face, like a dominatrix. Li Hu asked, sister, what is the name of this tunzi? The woman said, "Sow whistle!" Li Hu grinned. The mother-in-law said, don't laugh at this big brother, we really call it a sow whistle, I don't believe you can ask others again. Li Hu still smiled and said, I believe what the girl says! The mother-in-law asked, "What kind of tun are you?" Li Hu smiled and said, I am from Yakniutun in the west. The mother-in-law suddenly lost her mind, but she didn't pay much attention to it and went home. It just so happened that another mother-in-law opened her arms, exposed her two fat breasts, and walked this way. Then he asked, who is the man sitting under the tree? The mother-in-law said that he was from the aisle, and he said that he was from the west side of the Yakniutun. The mother-in-law suddenly screamed, he said it was Yak Niutun?! Your eldest brother is a hoop maker every day to solicit business, and I have never heard of such a yak tun, he is deliberately scolding you, you can't promise him. Is this true? That said, are you still, it must be, if you don't believe it, ask him again, and I'll go with you. The two went to the big willow tree again, and saw that Li Hu was still giggling. This mother-in-law couldn't bear the pressure and stepped forward to ask which tun it was? Li Hu said, sister, I'm really from Yakniutun. Still giggling, the mother-in-law gave this mother-in-law a look, the mother-in-law raised a burning stick and beat him, and the mother-in-law helped to shout and kill him! Shoot him! This mother-in-law screamed while beating, I called you a yak tun! I call you a yak tun! hit Li Hu with his head and shouted, don't hit me, I'm really a cow, if I lie, I'm not a human being, I'm a king and a calf! As soon as this mother-in-law heard that the old thing still said that it was from Yakniutun, she beat her to the death, until she lost her strength, and then stood with her hands pinched and panted. At this time, more than a dozen mothers-in-law in the village came up and asked why they beat this man? This mother-in-law told the reason, and when the mother-in-law heard it, they were not angry, and they all went up to beat without saying anything, some slapped their mouths, some pulled out their faces, and some yelled to pick up his pants and pull his dick down, and he was honest. Everyone picked up Li Hu's pants, but no one dared to pick it for a while, this mother-in-law with a pimple on her face rested and said, you don't dare to pick me, so you went up to pick it, until Li Hu kowtowed to the ground, and the mother-in-law stopped beating him. Li Hu asked, why do you beat people? The mothers-in-law said, if you choose our girls with a pure heart, they will beat you cheaply! At this time, the hoop maker came back, Li Hu felt nesty, and wanted to ask for an explanation, the mother-in-law had no idea for a while, and was a little dumbfounded, so she asked the hoop craftsman, and the hoop craftsman shook his head and said, I have never heard of a yak cow tun?! Ask him to move potatoes - get the balls! ……

Speaking of this, the hairy monkey turned over, and the flower girl sang and said: Mom patted my good son to fall asleep quickly, and then let Mom give your aunt a nag for your unangry grandfather...... The hairy monkey went to sleep again.

Xiaohong asked, "What happened later?" ”

"Later, the old thing was not a fuel-efficient lamp, but I didn't agree to those mothers-in-law, so the hoop maker said, it's really not good, I'll go with you to your tunzi, if it's really called yak niutun, let's treat you, and then let my daughter-in-law and a few of them compensate you, what do you think? When the old thing heard this, he had no choice but to agree; Then he came to our tunzi with the hoop craftsman to find the villagers to testify, and the results of the testimony sister, you know that we are really called Yak Niutun, the hoop craftsman is not good at looking at it, he is a little dumbfounded, but his eyes blink and come up with an idea, when the old immortal said, although you didn't tell a lie, big brother, although you didn't tell a lie, but the ancients said that men and women don't kiss, you are not familiar with the face, why are they laughing when I am my daughter-in-law? Why don't they beat you when you laugh?! The old thing said that this was meant to be laughed at, why should I laugh?! The two of them spoke their own reasoning, and had no brains; It happened that the stone uncle of the courtyard was present at that time, so he made peace with it, and said to the hoop maker, you must not beat people, you have to admit your mistake; Say to the old thing, it's not right for you to laugh, and it's even more wrong to call a girl! But the old thing is not right, but it has been beaten, even if it is tied with each other; The hoop maker apologized to the old thing, admitted that it was not, and pulled it down! ”

"I heard you say this, sister, it's still an old thing, he shouldn't laugh, and it's not a laugh, he laughed several times, and he didn't know each other, he called him a sister with a mouthful, of course people want to beat him!"

"What, the old thing shouldn't lead the hoop craftsman to testify, a pair of certificates we don't know here, he has no face, let everyone take him as an ancient talk, if he doesn't testify, he still complains about the pig - wilting, just eat a dumb loss."

"Is the old thing beaten badly?"

"Anyway, it's not light, it is said that his old slash has made the family swollen, and his head is bald."

"How do you know about that pimple bald skin?"

"In order to fight for a reason, the old thing let the stone uncle in that courtyard see it with his own eyes, can the stone uncle not spread it?!"

Liu Min came to find lunch, the sisters giggled and laughed, Liu Min didn't know what to laugh at, and the flower girl said: "I'll be a little red girl and tell Xiaohu about his father's burial!" ”

Liu Min sighed and said: "He, his little can make people laugh off their big teeth, who in the tunzi doesn't pay attention to him?!" ”

During the meal, Dongfang Zhou asked Xiaohong if she could keep up with her studies, Xiaohong said that she could keep up, and Dongfang Zhou said that it would be fine. Xiaohong said again, I still want to join the group, and I will write an application and submit it when I go back. Dongfang Zhou was very happy and said, this is good! You must make progress in your studies, and you must also make progress in politics.

After dinner, Xiaohong washed a few clothes for her parents and the flower girl, and at three o'clock Yingzi shouted at the gate that Xiaohong would return to school, Xiaohong kissed the hairy monkey, and said goodbye to her parents and the flower girl one by one, and then went on the road with Yingzi.

Just walked a few steps, Yingzi smiled, Xiaohong asked what to laugh at, Yingzi said, I laughed at the flower girl and her husband, do you know if he was beaten? "I don't know! Sister Hua told me everything! Yingzi said, this person says that laughter is good, but sometimes laughter can cause trouble. Xiaohong said, Sister Ying, don't talk about his old immortal, I can do everything when I go home, but that old thing is messy and smelly, and people are annoyed and bury people. We really can't catch up with the school, the school is quiet, and the mood is different. But this person is also a strange thing, sometimes he is homesick when he arrives at school, and he thinks about school when he gets home, and his heart is always impure. Ay! Sister Ying, why didn't I look at your little brother when I came back this time, how is Xiaoshi these days? Yingzi said, that still needs to be said, it's still that virtue! Xiaohong asked, is he still poking the cat egg when he's fine? Yingzi blinked and said, It's okay, as soon as I'm not at home, I can't care so much. No one can say anything about that kind of thing, they all know it in their hearts. After Yingzi finished speaking, she smiled slightly and glanced at Xiaohong; Yingzi smiled, Xiaohong also smiled slightly, and also glanced at Yingzi. Yingzi said, don't talk about my little brother, let's talk about school!

So, Xiaohong remembered Xia Yuling, the leader of the third class of the year where Yingzi was, and said: "When I talked to Xia Yuling yesterday, I always felt that she was a little unreasonable about answering people, what do you say?" ”

"Yes! Not only that, but she herself always said that she was troubled, and she was aggrieved, and she didn't feel aggrieved or anything! Maybe it's what's wrong with the family, worrying about the old man, maybe it's not true. ”

Xiaohong asked, "How old is she?" ”

"Seventeen, maybe!"

"No wonder, they're all seventeen, one year old, they think a lot, that's not a big deal."

"I was probably going to bed the night before yesterday, and she asked me how I was doing. I told her that if you are really troubled, you can touch it, and she will not squeak; Of course I'm joking with her. ”

"Did you really mean that she said that?"

"That's what I said, what's there?!"

"That's not right! Although you are all class cadres, it has only been a few days since you got together, and what you said is somewhat reckless, unlike between our sisters, who doesn't take anything to heart. ”

"Then she can still pass it on to me?! If you really want to pass it on to me, then she's not a person. ”

"This is not necessarily, let the ancients speak, leave half a sentence on the side of the mouth, and don't throw away all the heart!"

Yingzi didn't squeak again, the two walked forward silently, and a swallow swooped down in mid-air, and flew into the sky when it came to the eye.

Xiaohong looked at Yingzi and said, "I want to join the Youth League organization, and when I go back to school, I will write an application, and I advise you to write one too." ”

Yingzi said: "I've written it all, but the wording is not very hard, I want to revise it again and hand it in." ”

Soon arrived at school.